Denis Leary - When I Was A Kid

[Frostyincave]

2:31

Choking to death on Larry Csonka? o_O

[00sparkleandshiiine]

lol thinning the herd .. tha'ts awesome

[SodapopSays]

love you, denis leary.

[lelouch503]

8 people put their hand in that oven

[fairiedragon999]

250 degrees Kelvin is actually -9 degrees Fahrenheit. 

[radiolotek]

@fairiedragon999 Seriously, your going to point out a temp flaw in a joke. You were the kid that ate the fucking players weren't you?

[OutlawRebel117]

Parental advice from a guy who plays a sabertooth tiger?

BEST CHRISTMAS EVER!!

[masterofthebooks]

hahaha

kid, "i feel drunk"

denis"welcome tot he family" love tht part haha

[Lazydog18]

what kinda jacket is that

[phangirl90]

XD it's fucking hilarious because it's fucking true.

[hellboy8696]

I can only hope to be like Denis some day

[kirrosis]

if he does, get rid of it...omfg

[SputnikJunior]

250 Kelvin is -23°C (-9°F). Fail Denis! LOL... Sorry for the geek moment.

[daemonsparta]

I don't care.. I'll teach my kids so they learn...no way I'm gonna raise dumbass kids.

[MissChuffMaker]

Hey if you guys love Deniis leary you should go pick up a copy of his book "Why We Suck" and educate yourself on the world a little more. Okay so not the world but he does make some ver refined points about why we suck :3

[Jerro555]

wow, he's got a point... i still would like my kid (if i had one) intact. XD

[bailong329]

@Jerro555 no offence kid but your a bumbass here's 20$ now good luck

[babygiraffe123]

"Kid, come here. Stick your hand in this thing."

"Ow, hot, hot!"

"You idiot." LMAO!!

[Lizann029]

hahahahah love this guy....he is so sharp

[vermontdudes]

bwahahahahahahahahaaa

[JFiannaca]

lol i remember my dad telling me how he got a bb gun for his 10th birthday and how he and his friends used to shoot each other around the neighborhood, good ol days if u ask me

[WoWnerdCasper19]

those are the storys of my uncles on my mom's side, my dad was a 'good kid' so it sucks hearin 'i never did that as a kid' speech from him cuz hes prolly not lie'n....

[familyportrait]

lol my got on shot me in the ass then i got it shot him and then we fought and shot each other ah good times XD

[toddohyea]

ander dont ask questions you dont want answers too. btw that was meant as a joke dont get angry. LOL he deserves presidency

[2loafabread]

hey yt,can i be a president?

[misskity6]

He is SO right.

[ander407]

wtf he said the oven goes upto 250 kelvin that would mean its cold enough for water to freeze at the top heat how the fuck did he burn himself

[FLBMX66]

It's so true about how things used to be. Everyone is so afraid of things these days...Can't even bring food into schools because everyone is so afraid of fucking peanut allergies and getting sued...

[iggyjill]

he is 100% correct about this only dumb kids get hurt with these toys because parents dont educate here johnny dont be stupid and do this because you can get hurt

[ShinHolyAyato]

lol i watched this one day in comedy network. i lmaoed my head out! Dennis FTW

[kinziebug101]

LMAO

[Coryjonc]

That was pretty boring.

[godzpeonu]

no, youre just a retard.

[Coryjonc]

How come?

[DamianColucci]

This man speaks the truth. Please let natural selection take over again :D

[ilovehell666]

part of the reason our economy is so messed up, people having this no child left behind shit, everyone being able to buy a house, etc

[BizznissPhil]

Lol "I feel drunk" "Welcome to the family!"

[hellboy8696]

That man should be president! xD

[Kincheyfinch]

t that you spent on them over the years.... parents are stupid protecting there kids from deseases hurting themselves etc another good example actually deseases you keep on filing your kid with pills and anti bacteria soups and shit he's never gonna grow an immunity like on weeds " I aint having my grandson turn into no bobble boy " haha thats exactly what happins to some people. this to me and people who are open minded Like denis leary is truely educational... well give or take lol

[Kincheyfinch]

haha this is so realistic and true kids will truely never learn unless they experince it drugs toys are good examples you teach your kid that drugs are bad show them movies taps people even yet some of them say well ill never truely know unless i try it this is how people learn teaching them young drilling shit into there heads, if anyone was smart they'd get there kid doing all there bills taxes and shit and hopefully that kid will grow up into an accountant and pay you back for all the bullshi

[musicismypassion23]

This is hilarious!

[indyvariable]

I'm surprised nobody else caught this. 250Kelvin couldn't cook anything. In Celsius that's 23 BELOW ZERO! He's funny but scientifically illiterate.

[hardleecure]

hahaha.. I thought Kelvin was like a million degrees but after I googled it you're right. That's too funny

LMAO

[XtremeCam]

The temperature being wrong was the fucking point.

[bgjones973]

Hell yeah I agree with him on all of this.

[ffejgib]

i miss the good old days with my red ryder bb gun!

[lcw123]

OK i agree with him why are American parents are so overprotective if kids are smothered by this safety crap they'll never learn i know some parents from other countries are like that but Americans are the worst they freak out over everything kids need unsafe toys so they'll learn

[doytoyt]

Dennis Leary for President!

[HCSVNTDRACONES]

AMEN!

[ilovesd90macs]

I just saw the full show on the comedy network. sooo funny!

[bystander9]

any sentence that starts out with One time when I was a kid, a nun told me..... is going to be funny.

NO SEATBELTS! WOOT!

[JonnyCee91]

how do i get merry fucking christmas on the web or dvd

[SmokingHatchetman]

AHHHhahahahahaughhh!!

great advice for parents XD

[Pazrayna]

Dennis Leary for President! I'm for cereal!

[megamanxu]

rofl 250 kelvin HAHAHA that's like 0' C ROFL

[crimsondagger1]

mmmm deer jerkey. Remember PETA stands for People Eating Tasty Animals.

[StanhopeDoug]

I REMEMBER THOSE CREEPY CRAWLER metal skillets.

Plug it in, it gets hot as shit, then pour goo into it and make a bug.

Freaking dangerous a s hell!

We ran out of goo, and started using SOAP!! THats how friggin hot it got. Like a griddle.

And it had a little flimsy coat hanger to pick it up with. BURNT FLESH! I remember the smell.

[kareblue]

hahaha I had creepy crawer oven ,lol kareblue ;op way too funny

[crimsondagger1]

Ah yes its wonderful. And I agree, what ever happened to real toys not this foam covered safety concouis crap! Any who Dennis Leary+Anything+ Great Comedy!

[Jayman1clone]

where's your equals sign? = = = = = = = = = = hahahahahaha! dumbass. Dennis Leary made some good points though, and he's pretty funny too!

[johnlantz94]

i would have loved to have one but i'm 2 poor to buy one lol now i'm getting a real gun for christmas deer jerky anyone.

[Columbianbacon]

"thinning the herd." Wonderful! I love this guy. I've been saying for years that society protects the idiots, but someobdy may actually listen to this guy. Excelent.

[unownatall]

lol its all true

[golddragan]

I am so sick of "we're sorry, this video is no longer available."

[LadyNekoshema]

i believe it's parents who don't want to have there kids get hurt and want to give them everything they want is why kids today are stupid, disrespectful snots.

[Ecofreak96]

I agree LadyNekoshema, lol, i member taking a sip of whiskey when i was small.....bleh!!! Still can taste tha puke!!!!

[xNightwispRavenX]

leary hes wicked love him

[adolfsandval]

He's fuckingly good

"Fuck No", hehe, best part

[OMGLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL]

LOL nice and true

[AmbientMusic]

My Sentiments Exactly!

[Hewkii]

hahahah! this is so fucking true. Were just thining the herd, too many stupid in the world right now.

[crypto457]

lol so true my cousins are like that two dumb and a vampiric bitch from hell

[Hewkii]

Hahah oh that bites.

0_o

[crypto457]

you have no idea tey make the antichrist look like a teddy bear

[Hewkii]

Hahaha!!

[crypto457]

as achmed would say "it's not funny they will kill us"

[Dajeffmeista]

@Hewkii Wow... Just wow... The irony in that sentence is appalling.

[Hewkii]

@Dajeffmeista

Well excuse me for not checking my spelling. You got what was typed and I got the point across.

[Shanethefilmmaker]

@Hewkii One of those kids was Dubya how he slipped through is a mystery to me unless he was the one armed with the BB gun.

[ReverendSyn]

Leary should have voiced Guy Gardner in the justice League Unlimited series.

[secondfish]

Leary ftw!!!

[evilthecat1107]

this was my childhood!!!  Espically the father

[sk8ajoe89]

Wtf? Did he say "250 Kelvin" at 2:54? that's cold as f*k (-23 C or approx. -9 F for the imperial lovers), not burning hot.

[Primer11]

no actually its hot not cold

[tpchp]

no its cold the formula is degrees celcius is equal to degrees kelvin minus 273.sumthing so

c=k-273

c=250-273

c=-23 degrees celcius below freezing

[dnbjunglistno9]

hahaha

very true

[Redbob86]

The creepy crawler oven was awesome. I once tried to grab the metal container, and it burned my finger. Never happened again. God bless the ability to learn from trial and error!

[TheBlackB0X]

Ahh I remember having creepy crawlers, I was smart enough to never touch the metal plates, rofl. Good times.

[Redbob86]

Well, to be fair, it was stuck and that crappy plastic thing couldn't nudge it out. I thought it cooled down enough, but I was wrong, lol.

[TheBlackB0X]

You're parents wouldn't give you a pair of teasers? for shame... >:P

[ReverendSyn]

We had a saying back in the day.

Learn with the Creepy Crawler Maker. BURN with the Creepy Crawler Maker.

[edelpo]

AWESOME ;D

[MrBeanDude]

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