Ha! Ned Calls are the BEST! I love how on every one of these when you hear the person on the other end answer the phone on like about the 3rd or 4th call from Ned, their voice seems spiritually broken and you know they are saying to themselves, "Oh Fuck? Not this guy again"? But they can't hang up because he's too goddamn funny to do so? AWESOME!...Ned is my politically incorrect idol 100%.
Love Ned! Anyone that takes him too seriously needs to chill way out. I've been everything and done everything and he doesn't offend me. And a lot does. He's just bein jokey. Lifes too short to be pissy all the time, my homies. Make love not war. ^_^
aww common now let me tell you something for those straight people out there LISTEN UP! gay sex is not a whole hell of a lot different from straight sex so why do people Always keep portraying it like the man in this video my god for chirst sake love and sex im my opinion are romantic slow and fun not hardcore and nasty like that now you know what you are talking trash about so make sure this time you dont make yourselfs less intelligent than you seem to be ! last time imma tell you !
@davidgoudy68 Except its with another man? Last time you will tell us? What are you gonna do? lol If you dont like seeing this stuff then turn your computer off or just search something else.
stop hating on gay people, you people fuckin suck... especially people who think they're "awake" or whatever (e.g. 2010thecountdown). fuckin stupid. I may not know everything, but I do know these types of attitudes are just what we should be trying to distance ourselves from... Ignorance and hate... however, I'm sure I share those qualities as well. Fuck you all... When the 4th reich comes, you'll be the first to go.
He will also be missed by the restaurant patrons, who always looked forward to Mr. Tony (Big T)
sitting at his table, taking care of business, making his world famous Sazeracs, joking with his many, many friends, and making bird sounds for the children
@DJFG85 LOL Coz dude the BSB are gay and i mean even if there not sucking cock. for example I was walking in the park and saw to guys kissing and i said to myself that's the gayest thing I've ever seen and than i saw the BSB. :P
@PentruRasaAlba The woman pretends like she doesn't like but deep down inside she loves it! She keeps answering and laughing pretending like she doesn't like to hear it.
Ned's calls are fake. Notice how they all have the same format. Why when he calls a business and the person hangs up there's literally a phone hanging up sound. Businesses don't hang up phones like that.
H R Puffin Stuff. H R Fuck and Suck. I laughed so fucken hard I had tears coming out of my eyes. Only those of us that are old enough to have watched that when we were kids would get that one.
I love the girl on the phone, she is awesome!!!
shardin2011 1 week ago
Me: LMFAO
Ned: O'rly?
Me: Still LMFAO!!
KalaaQ 1 month ago
The phone girl rules. Love the laugh.
didipipibi 1 month ago
"sir are you gay"
long pause as ned thinks of what to say
"my sexuality has nothing to do with this"
spiess777 1 month ago
Ned is way funnier than FridayNightCranks
(even the people who he is prank calling can't help but laugh)
thomasboss01 1 month ago
What time does the Dicks of Hazard come on?
chogono1 1 month ago 2
17 people were gay
Legodragon1246 3 months ago
ive gotta meet this dude this made me laugh so hard i pissed myself!
ForeverZero221 3 months ago
I love how the Backstreet Boys are the picture
EvansHomeVideos 3 months ago
Ha! Ned Calls are the BEST! I love how on every one of these when you hear the person on the other end answer the phone on like about the 3rd or 4th call from Ned, their voice seems spiritually broken and you know they are saying to themselves, "Oh Fuck? Not this guy again"? But they can't hang up because he's too goddamn funny to do so? AWESOME!...Ned is my politically incorrect idol 100%.
TheStaticage01 4 months ago
Blow on this duck call boy.
justinglock20 4 months ago 3
WHO WANTS TO SEE NED CALL JUSTIN BEIBER cause i would c:
QuintonAdams3511 6 months ago 17
That lady has the cutest laugh I've ever heard.
Guts01 6 months ago
awesome
OLDMANBADGER 6 months ago
Your colon is so swolen... lol
TheGameMouse 7 months ago
Gilligan's Asshole lol
MegaBored4ever 8 months ago
The Dicks of Hazzard lol
cl1973 8 months ago
@cl1973 bowl n lut dick
virusmakers 7 months ago
the rearend boys, pull it in pull it out, rawhind!!
DeutscheKreuze 8 months ago
Funny how there is a picture of "The Backstreet Boys" and he's calling a gay station.
ChuckingFunt 8 months ago
This is the first time I've heard this call with the words not bleeped out. Still hilarious.
HisDivineShadow245 8 months ago
i take this very badly
kcampbell12214 8 months ago
Gilligans Asshole
kratosghostofsparta1 8 months ago
Missionary Impossible...get it? <-- I Lol'd
Shaobiz 9 months ago 2
''blow on this duck call boy'' LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOl
saharapussycat 9 months ago
Ned for president
kaybigballer28 9 months ago
lol thought of another one, bareback mountain
1danyol1 9 months ago
30 seconds in and I was already cracking up xD
1danyol1 9 months ago
The songs made me roll with laughter.
Rachman1337 10 months ago
why does everyone hang up on him? If I worked a phone-line and got a call like this I'd laugh my ass off
Bluemagus 10 months ago
isnt ned gay ? O_O
supermen37 10 months ago
@supermen37 dude r u that stupid?
kyuubisharinan3296 9 months ago
I LOVE gay people but this is hysterical lmao
peppermint23 10 months ago 2
Love Ned! Anyone that takes him too seriously needs to chill way out. I've been everything and done everything and he doesn't offend me. And a lot does. He's just bein jokey. Lifes too short to be pissy all the time, my homies. Make love not war. ^_^
karebare162007 10 months ago
i'm going to sue this guy. he almost gave me a heart attack. I also shed tears from laughing so hard.
relentless creativity. please don't stop making these calls.
viewerad 11 months ago
Wow haha this is a laugh I seriously thought I wads gonna cry from laughing so hard
10147chris 11 months ago
missionary impossible lmfao
adfadfewfrewafawefaw 11 months ago
13 people are gay
purplebanana0 11 months ago 2
aww common now let me tell you something for those straight people out there LISTEN UP! gay sex is not a whole hell of a lot different from straight sex so why do people Always keep portraying it like the man in this video my god for chirst sake love and sex im my opinion are romantic slow and fun not hardcore and nasty like that now you know what you are talking trash about so make sure this time you dont make yourselfs less intelligent than you seem to be ! last time imma tell you !
davidgoudy68 1 year ago
@davidgoudy68 Except its with another man? Last time you will tell us? What are you gonna do? lol
936osiris 11 months ago
@davidgoudy68 Except its with another man? Last time you will tell us? What are you gonna do? lol If you dont like seeing this stuff then turn your computer off or just search something else.
936osiris 11 months ago
my face hurts from laughing!!!
Gman6755 1 year ago 2
Yea lets let these gay channels on the tv so the kids can learn what a moral society we are. I wonder why everything is going to hell fast hmmmm
Canadian291 1 year ago 2
@happygalmarried I agree completely.
stop hating on gay people, you people fuckin suck... especially people who think they're "awake" or whatever (e.g. 2010thecountdown). fuckin stupid. I may not know everything, but I do know these types of attitudes are just what we should be trying to distance ourselves from... Ignorance and hate... however, I'm sure I share those qualities as well. Fuck you all... When the 4th reich comes, you'll be the first to go.
ihatecon 1 year ago
This is reducilus! When the hell are people going to REALLY wake up?
There are way........ more pressing issues going on now!!
happygalmarried 1 year ago
He will also be missed by the restaurant patrons, who always looked forward to Mr. Tony (Big T)
sitting at his table, taking care of business, making his world famous Sazeracs, joking with his many, many friends, and making bird sounds for the children
with his unique sense of humor.
SaintsnBraves3 1 year ago
If these people weren't at work being recorded, they'd talk to Ned all day.
rickrobinson28 1 year ago
ROFLLL!
crazzykid2011 1 year ago 2
HAHAHAHAHA!
oh... HHAHAHA... i almost barfed a little ...HAHAHAH!!
ok ok ok...HAHAHAHAAHA! missionary impossible lol HAHAHAHAH!!
Dicks of hazzard! HAHAHAHA!
Lokeydin 1 year ago
Blow on this duck call boy.. haha!!
ManleyStanley3 1 year ago
The Skipper wanted Gilligan's tail. His pants he did unzip.
But that fat homo was too large, he broke little buddy's hip.
hahahahahaha
joesmokabo 1 year ago 2
missionary impossible ! fuck that was hilarious :)
soundiris 1 year ago
Lol the picture is just perfect for this xD
connorharnell1993 1 year ago 2
Gilligan's asshole
DrDeathpwnsu 1 year ago
OMFG LOL!
CrazyCrakaaaaa 1 year ago
LOL why is there a background picture of BSB?
DJFG85 1 year ago
@DJFG85 LOL Coz dude the BSB are gay and i mean even if there not sucking cock. for example I was walking in the park and saw to guys kissing and i said to myself that's the gayest thing I've ever seen and than i saw the BSB. :P
ItsNOYFB 1 year ago
GREAT
ALLFOR95PERCENT 1 year ago
BTW blow on this duck call boy LMFAO XD
ItsNOYFB 1 year ago
'Missionary Impossible' Haha!!
PentruRasaAlba 1 year ago
@PentruRasaAlba The woman pretends like she doesn't like but deep down inside she loves it! She keeps answering and laughing pretending like she doesn't like to hear it.
DJFG85 1 year ago 2
WTF does he mean by H R i get the suck and fuck duh but again HR WTF???????????? ANYBODY ) o_O
ItsNOYFB 1 year ago
@ItsNOYFB IT WAS BASED OFF A SHOW IN THE 70S CALLED H.R PUFFINSNUFF IT WAS A CARTOON SHOW BACK THEN
paulusarab 1 year ago 2
3:43 to 3:51 is great
jsp197911 1 year ago
"This Old Bath House" OMG!!!!! I almost pissed myself!
ImJenniferAniston 1 year ago
Ned's calls are fake. Notice how they all have the same format. Why when he calls a business and the person hangs up there's literally a phone hanging up sound. Businesses don't hang up phones like that.
jsonprfct 1 year ago
dude your crazy man, funny shit!
GCMaxProductions 1 year ago
i want to meet you ned...ur funny as h***
bigrussdry 1 year ago
i love it when ned says "um mmmm yes we seem to of been disconnected"
BOOMEROU4 1 year ago 8
amazing, queers are sick.
haterdrinkinhaterade 1 year ago
These are all hysterical....I haven't seen a new on in a long time....does he still do them?
ritwingr 1 year ago
@ritwingr idk havent heard him do it in the mornings on the radio in years
SplatterdaySaints 1 year ago
Best Ned call ever
OMGMuslimPresident 1 year ago 4
how bout broke back moutin
thexfacterblade 1 year ago
Have you ever seen bob vila scrubb an 80 year old mans ass lmao
blazingsaddle14 1 year ago 5
Missionary impossible>. lofl
He is efing hilarious
SpringChatty 1 year ago 3
missionary impossible
HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
SuperMuise 2 years ago 19
This is gold.
MrAntiFarLeft 2 years ago 4
H R Puffin Stuff. H R Fuck and Suck. I laughed so fucken hard I had tears coming out of my eyes. Only those of us that are old enough to have watched that when we were kids would get that one.
jkwttrs 2 years ago
lol i dont get it
ravenshield56 1 year ago
colon colon colon...LMFAO
bigAL55170 2 years ago
That shit was funny
MrTEZ850 2 years ago
ROOOFL
ThunderMetalHead 2 years ago
We seem to have been disconnected.
superkeijikun 2 years ago
oook well that was kinda offensive, but really funny
CianThEfuR 2 years ago
too bad these are all scripted...
keld0n84 2 years ago
@keld0n84 they're still fuckin hilarious
mastae 1 year ago 6
Hey i am homosexual and i found this funny. People need to learn to laugh at themself
NAEIRNBRUFORU 2 years ago 18
I love you
JohnCharlie03 2 years ago
@NAEIRNBRUFORU you love justin bieber :')?
IlanKingLL 7 months ago
@NAEIRNBRUFORU exactly finally a cool person thats gay its about time ppl get senses of humor
SAVESWGNOW 6 months ago
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@NAEIRNBRUFORU fuck you faggot
ilovedykes100 6 months ago
Walker Texas Rump Ranger lol Brilliant. But I'm bad for laughing.
RyanTheChristian 2 years ago 2
LMAO!!!! MISSIONARY IMPOSSIBLE
tuleagle 2 years ago 3
when ever i am down and out i listen to this and i actually have good day , this so fucking funny i can never get sick of this
tufpup09 2 years ago
Ah shit...funny as hell. Fucking faggots, gotta hate em.
yomommaisabiotch 2 years ago
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SgtHogNuts 2 years ago
@yomommaisabiotch
Please, I bet the thought of "a couple of big hairy balls, dangling in front of your face" gets you hard. Damn self hating homosexuals.
Also..Ned is the fucking man.
SgtHogNuts 2 years ago
You're just bitter that they get all the cute guys.
halleyscomet 2 years ago
She sounds like Roz from Frasier
BitingOsprey 2 years ago
this video is so funny
MrDvm69 2 years ago
this tape will self destruct in 5 seconds
BOOMEROU4 2 years ago
The Dicks of Hazzard
skilletfan8 2 years ago 2
lol
mugenpower69 2 years ago
why watch in HQ if is a image and the important point is the record ¬¬
friedpoposita 2 years ago
H.R. Fucknsuck.
Wesley22296 2 years ago 4
soooooooooooo hilarious!!!!!
zapbolt 2 years ago
ever seen Bob Villa scrubbing an 80 year old mans asshole??? LMMFAO
BOOMEROU4 2 years ago 3
Thistapewillselfdestructin5seconds. Hilarious as always!!!
mjcubfan 2 years ago
gilligans asshole ROFL!!!
celbi1215 2 years ago 5
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hi and tnx for sharing this clip dude.
i know for sure there are more out there (flirtycams, org) for be sure
Enjoisk8err 2 years ago
Lmao, I laughed so hard I think my cereal shot up nose. "Missionary Impossible" lol.
GeorgeKMFDM 2 years ago 16
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ljanezx 2 years ago
Push it in pull it out
Push it in pull it out
Push it in pull it out
jwildman95bamf 2 years ago 4
I laughed so hard at this I woke up my room-mate and fell on floor laughing and crying at the same time. 5 stars, fucking awesome!
RedneckZ284 2 years ago 3
This old bath house lol
Sarahon06 2 years ago
I laughed so hard my stomach hurts.
SiriusAsshole 2 years ago
So funny i cant laugh.
veryniicedotcom 2 years ago
The Dykes of Hazzard!
9886635574 2 years ago 13
LMFAO.. funniest shit ever!
NiKKiC121587 2 years ago 11
lol do you think the average gay men can stop sucking dick long enough to listen
AuraAshley 2 years ago 50
@AuraAshley LOL @ 2:07 "are you gay?"
DJFG85 1 year ago
@DJFG85 @AuraAshley my sexuality has baring on the subject.
ManleyStanley3 1 year ago
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usgop 2 years ago 40
@usgop The funniest part about the call is the lady trying not to laugh.
MrBigomar1969 10 months ago
@MrBigomar1969 Not to me is wasn't.
usgop 10 months ago
one of the best
jflash214 2 years ago 14
LMFAO!! that was some funny fucking shit.
mankaido 2 years ago 11
Blow on this duck call, boy.
Zeeboe 2 years ago 17
the dicks of hazzard, bo and luke dick, a couple of gay country boys with 12 inch cocks, lol
jp1979 2 years ago 13