GIMME MY FLY-SWAT!

[PanicAtTheDisco971]

Stop saying he's not normal. Who's to say any of you are normal? Normal isn't defined by who you guys are trying to be, douches.

[miamia12314]

Since when did fly's sting people lmao

[TheSteph1999]

@miamia12314 Exactly. Don't hurt him. He dont care.

[LTJEAB13]

@miamia12314 That's exactly what he means. He's saying the haters don't hurt him

[HausOfJaGa]

NO TOP COMMENTS OMG MY TIME TO SHINE... bzzzt.

[electricdisaster6200]

Intro cracked me up!!

[AesopsRetreat]

Actually you are the fly, because you eat shit and bother people. Fact is you ain't normal, and you never will be. Even cutting off that worthless teeny dick won't make you normal. The problem is, you have no clue what will make you normal. And the clue is; as long as you keep actung like a freak, that's what you'll be. Now, buzz off - fly. bzzzzzt

[HotTopicVidz]

@AesopsRetreat EXCUSE ME WHY DONT YOU GO LOOK UP NORMAL IN THE DICTIONARY UR PICTURE WONT BE THERE EITHER SO HAHAH GO FUCK URSELF!

[Lively0101]

@HotTopicVidz we already know you have a dildo up your own ass and this is why your first reply is"go fuck yourself" sounds like you have a lot of experience in the art of self fucking...LOL

[Sparky0321]

@AesopsRetreat

there really is nothing to say to you, you are so far gone in the hole of jerks i think its to late to turn u into a normal caring person now;(

[StephenGerm]

@AesopsRetreat How about YOU buzz off? Get a life, perhaps, eh? I like that idea, now go do it.

[Lively0101]

@StephenGerm why do people watch things they hate or find uninteresting? He does have a life on YOU TUBE! SO he should act the way that feel comfortable for you? Then why watch? True str8 men arent intimidated by other homsexuals and are secure in their masculinity. You sound like a closeted self loathing homphobe. Becasue you dont like the was he acts,doesnt mean you not homosexual yourself. Theres a lot of gay guys that are like yourself Mr. You get a life!

[simon1430]

I want this chris crocker to come back :(

[Cassavetes24]

@simon1430 Where did he go?



[sarcasticoldbastard]

i might be a fly but not landing on a piece of shit .......wannabee slut

[sassy2420]

Thats right Chris!Fly Swat Them Haterz!

[imdifferentt]

you have an own fly swat.. :D

[spongeboblover341]

I love EVERY ONE of your analogies. You're my genius. x3

[CeciiArlene]

Ya aint black > u < but i love you <3

[MultiSmileyface1234]

Kep Pressing 9 Fer "Giggity Giggity" x3

[desterysgirl14]

i dont think flys sting(?)

[SoJessicaful]

@desterysgirl14 haha thats the point..

[PSPuji]

@desterysgirl14 thats what i thought, but i think hes trying to make out that all the haters are flies so they can 'buzz' all they like but they wont hurt him :)

[pinkprincess112403]

@desterysgirl14 duh!!!! Cause they all talk and not action smart girl!

[monochromedx]

@desterysgirl14 exactly. thats the whole point.

[xMissHeartless]

ha ha.

[PeepsRock309]

wow dumbass the bees sting and the fky buzzz u got that wrong dumbass

[ShaneDawsonandme]

@PeepsRock309 ur the dumbass. he didnt get it wrong. thats not what he said/mean watch and listen to the video dumbass.

[PeepsRock309]

@ShaneDawsonandme Fuck You. Did I Ask You? No, I Didn't Ask Your ass. Okay Then You Dont Know Me Faggot. So Who The Fuck, You Calling Dumbass. DID YO MAMA TEACH U MANNERS I GUESS NOT. I WILL CALL THE FUCKIN YOTUBE SERVICE ON UR LITTLE ASS, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I CUT YOU NIGGA!

[ShaneDawsonandme]

@PeepsRock309 lmao wow. someone needs their meds :P

[PeepsRock309]

@ShaneDawsonandme LOL WOW SOMEONE NEEDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP YEA I'M CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY BITCH AND ILL KILL YOU whore.

[ShaneDawsonandme]

@PeepsRock309 go take ur meds and stfu. loser.

[PeepsRock309]

@ShaneDawsonandme FUCK YOU. LESBIAN WHORE. I ALREADY TOKE MY SHIT BITCH.

[PeepsRock309]

@ShaneDawsonandme FUCK U, UR A LOSER, U NEVER MET SHANE DAWSON. SO UR A LOSER ILL SLIT UR THROAT NIGGA!

[ShaneDawsonandme]

@PeepsRock309 ur annoying. stop replying and go seek medical attention.

[PeepsRock309]

@ShaneDawsonandme why dont u just stop replying fuckin white old bitch.

[kmpkid]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAWD I LOVE CHRIS

[Dekationz]

holy fuck this kid.. rofl

[JETDIAM0ND]

Queen Bea? call him a taxi someone!

[27Colie]

l m f a o ' this is the shit lol

[mmcrapptv]

im just saying he is going to be on scared straight just sayin

[meridanger]

hahahahahahahhahahhhah heeeeee's soooooooo funnnyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[SmileGreaser]

hahahahahhahh ohh Chris, this is why we love you (:

"buzzin like a bee, but you you stingin like a fly! OO! " lmfao.

[MyNameBeClaire]

Press 9 over and over XD

[wdanieley]

press 4.

[basGife]

why do you talk like a fuckin retard, gayboy??



[steenist]

@basGife

he need to kill him self

[imnotlookinganyway]

@basGife If it bothers you so much, then why do you watch him? Just can't help yourself huh.

[thekidwhodraws]

We got all dis bzzzzZZZzZzzzz up in here.

I need a t shirt with that on it.

[101Allyouneedislove]

"So, lemme get my fly swat and fly swat cho ass!" Best. Advice. Ever.

[KirbyHanchar]

You made your point Crocker ... you're a pile'o'shit ... TAHT'S WHY IM A FUCKEN FLYIN' ALL UP IN YOUR EAR!

[Angelbaby7041]

Man i ♥ your eyes!

[ILIKETWINKIES347]

". . . SO LEMME GET MAH FLY SWAT, AND SWAT YO BUTT."

xDDD

[Joewfaction]

459 are flys :3

[poleshit1]

so next time i see you ''PLAT''! aahah

[funnyforlive]

lol XD :)

[victoriastockman2015]

459 people are hating flys.

[xoxoilyily]

you should've ended the video at *bingg* "SPLAT!"

[oNiNjAoKaTzo]

people think im a bitch caz i speak my mind well suck it!

[RockAngel7878]

this is what influenced your fly swat song ay !

[masterOFlyricscousin]

I love ya chris!!! Lollll! I lov edishhh!Lol @0:56 haha!! SPLLAAATT! Lolz

[masterOFlyricscousin]

I love ya chris!!! Lollll! I lov edishhh!

[101Allyouneedislove]

Oh my gosh You make my day(:

[kjmiller1000]

I love that song fly-swat <3

[PartyPrincess4561]

amen to this video no matter how gay it is! (Y)

[PartyPrincess4561]

lool i gotta say the first part was funny :P

[TheKillionaireMaster]

Fuck you!!!

[funkychicky111]

Yeeeahh Chris!!!! So true. xo

[Grrreat26]

he's a beautiful boy. Why turn into a girl?

[TheSienna09]

hahahhahahhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaa

[stacyviacomsuckss]

ur the fly

[TalkinWithAnimals]

You're so cute. I'd actually love to have you as a gay friend.

[BaraCzech]

OMG I LOVE YU XD

[retsofda4th]

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!!

[jflorence24]

I did the video as an homage to chris....I love you chris crocker....keep doin yo thang girl

[AaronGforce]

mayne, im hit n im lovin this. i love u chris. fly-swat em!

[Jintard]

Love this haha!

[gavinbarnhill]

I love your song Fly Swat. Lol

[mrsladyelle97]

I started laughing so hard when he took the fly swatter out for the first time and said "And I'm gonna fly-swat yo ass!"

[DanyelleLovesYou12]

@mrsladyelle97 My favorite part! LOL xD

[SupaFresh95]

love it, haaa

[Kozm3tiks]

That's what I want to say to my c*** cosmetics teacher who has her head stuck up her ass.

[NJNetFan]

Hey nigger, I hear you like to swat cum in yo mouth with dat fly swatter.

[boonstie]

lol ♥ u

[Stripeycat1999]

Somebody better get me my fly swat coz we got some zz zzz zzzzzz lolz

[laviniawantspeace]

-333 I hope you don't swat the ppl who care. You made a good point though seriously.

[xLadiiKx]

Measley old fly <<-- lmao your soo funny

[mark121288]

hahahahahah, i love it!!

[kaliyuta]

You is so damn country.

[dillon41255]

Fly away to ass lol

[xglamourify]

ahahahahahha i love you chris crocker!!!!

[hollyandherturtle]

@xglamourify i with you.

[sas7492]

Lmao!! :D love this video..

btw, i think he looks cute!! love his hair now :) "so let me get my fly swat and FLY SWAT YO ASS!"

[ykwculater]

n.o. But i was laghing all through the middle of the video

[SuperSexyBlueHusky]

Dude ur not black so stop talkin like u are. (I'm not racist, I'm just sayin he has the accent)

[AnimeDancing]

@6366jesse1

I'm in Texas and I call it a fly swatter .___.

[linzzzXD]

i know and if they dont like him because he is gay and watches hid videos apparentally they care enough to comment...."buzz like a bee but you sting like a fly"

[allyouneedislove37]

its a swatter not a swat

[6366jesse1]

@allyouneedislove37 im guessing ur not from the souhth.. down here we call it a fly swat

[allyouneedislove37]

@6366jesse1 hahaha i come from canada. :) thats why :)

[SakuraiShoWife123]

love you.

[twigux]

LOOOL You're so funny.

[LoveisPheely]

i love this!! i can't stop laughing. your funny and i love all your videos

[GWENMiSCHiEF]

so let me get my fly swat, and fly swat *PONG!* yo ass

hahahahahaha

[xVintageVoguex]

i wish we could be best friends in real life.

[IkutoTwo]

I can't tell when Chris is angry or mad. Either way you make me laugh :) love your vids !

[GeorgeVLOG]

Flyswat yo ass

[MusicIsLyfeeX]

What a fucking douche bag. Such an attention seeker.

[smurfieboo]

When are you going to make the video where you talk about moving back in with your grandma?

[AJCOFFYx]

LOL I think Chris Crocker is hilarious. Forget the haters! <3 xxx

[getoutofmyway01]

haha LIke this a lot. You're funny and you make a lot of sense.

[OhSoVeryDelicious]

Lol fly-swat!

[Frogger3813]

Workdays crocker is fucked up in the head is he a boy or a girl because I have no clue

[maciexlee]

hahahahahhahahahha that was hilarious

[ASSASSINKILLA69]

Faggot

[roseblue16]

I fucking love it.

[ElizabethMJC]

bahahahahahahaha best video ever!

[iveyretro]

thats what im talking about chris :) fly swat lol :)

[havocmaster69]

Gross

[actingismylife100]

RIGHT ON!!!!! <3 U CHRIS!!!

[liedjelisette]

1:06 I'd say: 'Say whuuut?' (and then repeat that part)

[sidniculous]

You are probably the craziest person to ever hit YouTube. You are a fucking nutcase.....and I absolutely LOVE YOU.

[enilorac8181]

434 people buzz like bee's and sting like fly's :)

[jezlullaby]

LMAOOOOO! EVERYTIME I SEE THIS, I LAUGH MY HEAD OFF!

Good one Chris! :D

[lukeydnb]

you need medication

[Adorkable1997]

wtf !! what is all the haters , they are getting on my nerves ! yeah chris may be gay , but that doesnt make him a bad person . iloveyou chris !! (:

[c00kiecreature]

just cuz you were on tv and are so open that you're gay doesnt make you special.

You give gay guys a bad name and you sound stupid making this.

[hermiesrokmysox]

very true. you made me smile.

[018WildChild]

if youu waz queen bee then why youu got so many haterz ???

[celticlass14]

@018WildChild because thats life and everyone does.....

[mightyman109]

Ya think o white ass is black

[celticlass14]

@mightyman109 or, he just doesn't care how people see him....

[gorillaz101998]

ur so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

[hollyandherturtle]

i love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love u.

[sandr637]

adore this

[fidalgo1987]

Boy u is crazy!!!! Im a get ma fly swat and for you faggots that hate on Chris because he doesnt act masculine, yall can all go suck it. If dats da way you feel about your own community then ur wanna be straight ass's are better staying off in da closet. You can act as straight as you want but guess wut ur still a fag in the end. GET OVER YOURSELF.

[TsukiRockerBoy]

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[bepmonkey100]

@TsukiRockerBoy Do you think you're funny? You disgust me.

[celticlass14]

@TsukiRockerBoy wooowww....both immature AND racist. how disgusting. Did you know that the original meaning of the swastika was good luck? probably not.

[ONshark]

If he'd really think like that he wouldn't record this video.

[4x4truckmanf350]

U need to be killed before you hurt a innocent person! You are a danger to this world! You are the weirdest and weakest person I know. You are truly a example of Americas worst. You have no power, no muscles, and no leadership skills so stop playing someone your not!

[beiberlova]

Lol. Let me get my fly swat Lmfao. Haha

[ColoradoKing26]

This dude will eventually get aids, and die. This is why the gay community is so corrupt because faggots like this. Can't even accept he is a dude, and not a female. Try being a man BITCH, and let your balls drop.

[missioncircle1]

...I didn't think being this gay was possible, I will never click my friends links again.

[ZKaiMKW]

gay

[valonnyxxx]

You're entartaining... WOULD LOVE TOO SEE YOU ON ANY SHOW HAHHAHA... love ya chris :)

[ShoutRunandTrip]

0:40 oh my gawd crazy face

[SmileyAndGrumpy]

So, I buzz like a bee but sting like a fly? Well, stinging is just stinging. I can still buzz in your ear until you're annoyed, fly around your house and frustrate you, regurgitate on your food and make you sick, so, Haha!

We can't sting but we sure as hell can annoy you to death

[arroyito629]

Lol I love the shape of the fly swat xD

[sweetpeaeh1998]

i really want to hit you.. yet i cant stop watching your videos



[musicman2135]

@sweetpeaeh1998 Same... o_o

[wdanieley]

0:56 ting! buzzing like a bee and you stingin like a fly!

[ImJayBurrell]

55 seconds-58 seconds.. the best

[alfredtennant]

Ah it's mad how many times I've watched this video, and it STILL makes me laugh every time. :')

“So let me get my fly swat and handle you appropriately, it don’t take heavy artillery: it takes a fly swat.” --- LOL, that bit made me laugh so much. :')

[3Dmonky]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *slap* 1 hater died

[hiplikeaturnip]

i love love love the ending , hahaha "buzzin like a bee but your stingin like a fly"

[112Suds]

I love your videos(:

[MayoSuper19]

Lol you kill me -3

[LadySmOkiEO1O]

Lemme get my fly swat and swat yo ass!

[socilate]

FLY SWAT YO ASS xD

[Thevickystv1]

I love you're fly swatter x

[SearcherTwentySix]

GIMME ME MY FLY-SWAT !

[Gam3rTagger]

CONFUZZZZZZZZZZED

[112crip]

i wouldnt dare fight dis nigga i mean wite boy uh gurl uh it cuz faggot can fight lik hell so all i would do iz get dat glock 17L on the thang

[aztech2727]

yeah, this is well. ummmmm. nevermind. its just too easy to comment lol.

[hsmobsessed69]

hahahha i love u

[Giflar]

chris is a dickover. that's it

[kingsley3870]

Fuck I love you