Red State Update: Sarah Palin's Big Speech

[tedwyer]

Isn't it funny that people say that Sarah Palin isn't qualified to be Commander-IN Chief? I will ask you, what makes a community organizor more qualifified?

[noflizone]

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sarah palin is guilty of incitement to violence. will she now disavow 2nd amendment solutions?

she uses targets and other violent metaphors, pals around with secessionists and advocates vehicular assault as a coping mechanism.

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[kingorbit]

"every dat ends up in church" HAHAHAHAHA damn thats funny

[gameplaya117]

Lol, good ol republicans giving us something to laugh at. I like how these guys used that for a funny video.

[thesouthrapsucks]

fuck sarah palin that bitch needs to take care of her retard child slut

[MrSilenthunter89]

I am an American soldier and i think these guys are great lol

[thesouthrapsucks]

@MrSilenthunter89 i am too and i will blow your head off wanker

[intermediatespecies]

@thesouthrapsucks

You'll do no such thing you miscreant, southern slack jawed shitt eating yokel.!

[xXsiblingsystemXx]

I'm Pentecostal!!! We both are!!!(:

[braithmorgan]

Thanks... for the laughter... loved it...

[vinner38]

these guys are great

[Stephanjnj]

Hello? Is there anyone out there who speaks or understands Republican? I need a translator!

[thevanishingred1]

@Stephanjnj GO TO THE SOUTH

[emantabrizi]

LOL...this is great!

[htsyami]

"Them Palin women is fertile"...haha.

[ramfire77]

the inbreds and hillbillies love Sarah Palin

[songforamericans]

THIS GOT ME.......clinging to my GOD my GUNS my GUITAR......click to see guitar people.........

[devourerofbabies]

Sounded like CARMEN SANDIEGO lmao

[Baddscorpio]

2:38 lmbao

[816cameron]

Palin in 2012-2014 & 1/2

[rewood3]

sarah palin is a credit to her race

[ideasarebulletpr00f]

i hope youre kidding. lol

[sloooo5m]

i hope he is a muslim obama

[V87776]

Hey I'm pentacostal... i could take offense to that

[xj2yzz]

PALIN 2012 WHEN THE MUSLIM FAILS.

[makstad]

Careful... your intelligence is hiding!

[xj2yzz]

You watch the failed jimmy carter II.The economy is still in the crapper and gas prices are rising again

[makstad]

First, gas prices rise and fall at the whim of those who control the oil. You can find videos on that.

Second, it took 8 years to dump the economy... it'll probably take close to as long to bring it back... patience is a virtue.

[gomptwoky]

if everyone sane forgets to vote!

[xj2yzz]

Thats what I hope.

[bettudont]

ARE YOU KIDDING, is this a joke or what

[VTVStudios]

The Red State update fella's are way to clever to by Republicans. It's hilarious that some many believe that this is a pro republican show.

[kostyshankles]

Sarah Palin showed what a coward she was by taking shots at everyone from the safety of the convention. Do people realize she is a terrorist ? Her Alaskan Ind Party wants to break away from the union and take up arms against our govt.

[njpat65]

Cluess. Many states are trying to break off and I can't say I blame them.

[myglockneverjams]

your on crack!!!!!!

[RADUTEPES]

They're making fun of Republicans...RED STATE UPDATE (get it?) ...Two so called Country Bumpkins talking about politics and related issues. No wonder this country ( USA ) is in such a FU****G mess, you people can't tell the difference between fantasy and reality.

Put the prozac down, snuff out your joint ,pour the booze down the toilet . Then discard your hatred for opposing points of view or races as the case may be. Have a good FU****G laugh for a change These guys are funny..Sign me up.

[Thephyguy]

@RADUTEPES Umm... what does smokin weed have to do with hatred, racism or NOT laughing... Quit being fantastical with drugs and not adhering to reading or knowing. Stop being intolerant of different types of people and lifestyles.

[McCainThedivider]

Oh lord help us all cause the GOP needs an enema! LOL "The Crucible"is still in effect here in America!

[helloworld712]

i love you guys!!!

haha is toby keith really a democrat??

[unashamedevangelist]

1 Corinthians 6:9-10 (NIV): "Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters, nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God."

Leviticus 18:22 (KJV): "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind it is abomination."

[dcskaterlpupunk]

Your the leader of the Pray Away the Gays committee at your church aren't you?

[dtrain822]

you're the leader of Queers-are-us aren't you, Sally?

[dcskaterlpupunk]

I'm sure if there was such a thing it wouldn't be spelled like that. It would probably be spelled Queers R Us to keep up with that theme. Good try though!

Next insult!

[proudok]

Rednecks rule!

[lkcl0n3r]

FOX NEWS - Sarah Palin says GOD might want her to run for President in 2012:

watch?v=bQp4h0yltF8

[trink968]

your full of shit...i saw the interview and that isnt what she said.typical fucking liberal.besides who cares ....

[LizzyxDarcy]

You freaking ugly scumbags...

[GEMINIGOD18]

yes fucking hicks

[PsionNinja]

Oh My GOD the hill have eyes seeing these inbred knuckle draggers....

Funny as hell though-

[NOpalinNOmcBUSH]

someone tell this pair of dick cheese that their darling Sarah was found guilty of abusing her power as Govenor of Alaska, and she is charging taxpayers $21,000 for her childrens flights and $700 a night hotel rooms.

[trink968]

hmmmmm,last i heard the board cleared her of everything and layed into that senator who started the whole thing....

[CalifSunshine2008]

Toooo funny!

[airrunweskerII]

When I die, I want a Hillbilly funeral!

My grandfather had one... it was amazing!

[ankitonair]

!! I LOVE GETTING on the CAM!! msn!!!  msg me jane23belle

[victor2cutube]

lol.. this is a funny one.. more like 6,000 or less when she was mayor

[ajrahi]

They speak real American English accent. :)

[japanz1984]

Not really...................we're all suppose to speak like the people in england.

[stillrob420]

wtf is this SHIT? people in the south dont even talk that overly redneckish lol.

[emily607pine]

It's freakin funny! Who cares if people don't really talk like that?!

[guyhabone]

putin and palin will negotiate how alaska will secede from the u.s.a i do not trust this woman (very tic tac like a bomb) like Mc cain though i won't vote

[whataclusterfuck]

I wonder what people think about Palin endorsing a secessionist movement? Her wanting Alaska to be it's own country?

Please just watch and choose for yourself.

watch?v=eniG9l_7its ...or google "Palling Around With Secessionists". Have a nice day all.

[kelbygene]

I don't see the big deal. Half of Texas talks about doing the same thing.

[whataclusterfuck]

Seeing as she's running for VP of the United States, while at the same time has ties to secessionist movements to remove themselves from the USA, I see that as a huge conflict of interest.

[getnmotion]

This shit is good! And, over 700 comments about it. Most of you fall in the category of Dumb Ass! Who watches a comedy skit and loses their mind over it? Do you really believe these comments will influence the election? Yeap, this just goes to show you the type of folks that would support Obama. But we all know, yall dont even vote! This is some good shit. Jackie for President 08!

[bunninmonkey]

Bwahaha! "Those Palin women are fertile".... Bwahaha!

[carplake2006]

rexcherry33 Are you serious? These guys are complete Dumb-A**...Bush voters, but not really, they're showing us how dumb those voters are. Get it?

[phdunegan]

obama sucks!

[spookytom]

funny!

[rexcherry33]

I'm confused, is this video serious or supposed to be a joke making fun of republicans? Cuz this is exactly why I'm voting for Obama!

[darthrender]

Please buy a dictionary and look up the word 'parody', dumbass. You can look that word up too if'n ya cain't understan thet either, rexcherry.

[crankdatbatman23]

bitch stop hatin. lol

[41sparrows]

My comments wasn't about politics.I simply said a nasty mouth(foul language)is NOT FUNNY.I stand by that statement.

[loudobbs1985]

anyone who votes for mccain is either rich or in the closet rascist... mccain is the same guy who voted agaisnt martin luther king day and equal pay for women, The same guy who has voted for deregulation for the big banks and ceo's to take your money with no consequences for there actions except to get bailed out when there fuck ups get exposed!!!!!!!

[41sparrows]

You two characters are disgusting!Didn't your Mother ever teach you to use some "class"in your speech?A nasty mouth is NOT FUNNY!

[PokerJokerFokNL]

@41sparrows: a hypocritical, humorless, religious republican is my definition of NOT FUNNY

[batttyboi]

what is a nasty mouth? or class? if she was a German living in thirties Germany she would be a guard at Aushwites without a doubt>

[Ajntb2Sli]

ya'll guys are crazy! Had me laughing hard!

[usayeahusa]

NEWS FLASH: OBAMA will be our 5th or 6th president with "black" blood NOT OUR FIRST, racists morons.

1) Thomas Jefferson 2) Andrew Jackson 3) Abraham Lincoln 4) Warren G. Harding

It was not conclusive that Eisenhower is/was the fifth one.

Vice-President Hannibal Hamlin, was known to have "black blood" in him. In addition, Alexander Hamilton is said to be the son of a woman, Rachel Fawcett, who had "mixed Blood".

And, most white Americans have African in them.

... are you going to cry?

[outhebest]

This just shows ya how scared the lib dems are of anyone with real common sense. Also, ridiculing religion isnt the brightest idea, but then, you dems are rather dim, come to think of it

[LolaWantsEwe]

Typical democratic rhetoric. All wordy and no content.

[wilso2k]

great satire, at first i thought this was Pro republican I'm glad to see it isn't

[spunkets]

Very well done.

Good to finally see intelligent, thoughtful, informed, and effective political satire from the post-'64 south.

I once thought you people avoided politics like you've avoided emancipation, MTV, and interracial marriage.

Good to see some of you actually have a sense of humor.

[doezeedoats]

"What if she gets the Holy Ghost during a national emergency?"

[jjttkcan30]

I hear O'Bama is so frazzeled by Sarah Palin and suddenly realized he screwed up his first decision big time. He will be dropping Joe Biden from the ticket after the VP debate due to "health problems".

[CBordages]

Apparently there is more than one person who watches YouTube who can't handle satire.

[Flasetta]

This is nutz, mental and FAN-FUKKIN-TASTIC!

[wheelchairAk]

alaska rocks yaaaaa

[snake3393]

o and wasilla is no land of the lost lol i live her in wasilla and i know Sarah Palin. I played foot ball whit willow palin. hells ya alaska

[JMcBoy]

sure have some educated people there!

[svande8485]

Thanks for the post, snake3393! Now I'm positive who I'll vote for in November.

[Tinfoilhatlady]

you sure r funny

xo

tfhl

[pudgimelon]

I'm probably more of a "Blue State" kind of guy, but I've got to admit these are some funny skits you guys are doing.

Your timing is great, the jokes are dead-on funny, and the chemistry between you two really clicks. Good job!

My favorite lines: "looks like sam brownback in drag", and "billy carter shoulda run for office, sure beats that sumbitch'n brother of his."

WIN!

[JMcBoy]

You should see the guns episode.. Jackie's special report on hunting is the funnyest!

[animeownage86]

McWarmonger

AntiChrist

Epic fail 08'

[ssssaaafff]

Great

[ilikethissong]

i really hope this is a joke haha

[mattasaurusrexRAWR]

LOL "THEY WILL BIRTH YOU SOME BABIES"

[sunshooter13]

mayor of a small town that had to hire a manager for that town

[SkylineTime]

Palin got more votes as mayor of that small town than Biden got running for president!

[wizann39]

I'm sorry you edited out the truth about Palin. You hit it on the head with your original version of her and Saddam. Loved it! Please bring it back! She will shoot the shit out of all of us... we might as well enjoy the first amendment while we have it.

[CrocodileAvoider]

McCain has a 19 year-old son in Iraq, and Palin's son has just been deployed to Iraq. Obama's kids have been sitting in church listening to Reverend "God damn America" Wright. Poor kids, I feel sorry for them having a daddy that lives in the greatest nation on earth, but tries to run us down every chance he gets.

[glebbukov]

why the fuck would you be proud of sending your kid to Iraq??? When your defending your country thats honor, when your taking an offensive and attacking another country thats GREED. Thats why most Iraqi's hate Americans, USA invaded their country, killed their army and imposed terrorism on they're people, now in Baghdad you cant walk down the street without being scared. And USA planning on establishing PERMANENT military bases in Iraq, would you like if Russia did that to you?

[Redwarrior87]

kill yourself

[liberalblowjob]

gleb dont talk crap...imajine you are the prez and your intelligence agencies tell you that iraq has nuclear weapons and they are planning to use it on the american allies,would you cling to your leftist ideology,would you talk with your enemy or do you attack,any right minded prez will attack...prez bush did the right thing but the intelligence reports were flawed...dont hate bush we need to strenghten the intelligence system...it doesnt matter if a dem or a rep is in power

[glebbukov]

FBI, NSA, CIA all confirmed that there is no real evidence that WMD's are in Iraq. Scotland Yard was the only one to give a report of possibility.1 small possibility at the cost of hundreds of thousands of Iraq's and bush took it only to be wrong. And you should know, the allies in the middle east like Israel wont get bombed. 1st of all because there are alot of Arabs in Israel, secondly cause Iraq or Iran would suffer from radiation so it wouldnt do it and Israel has anti-missle weapons, idiot.

[Enyzme145]

fuck bush

[itsRachDUR]

lol is this a race of how many presidents kids c an get sent to ze middle east? or is this a PRESIDENTAL RACE?

Do not confuse yourself....

in plus...their too young to do anything, but go to school and bbe active in sports.

read a book...

[EricMetalGuitarist]

Dude, this is good stuff.

[rexcherry33]

wait, is this serious or supposed to be making fun of people who support john mc cain??

cuz this is exactly why I'm not voting for mcCain't

[moondogg55]

GREAT VIDEO guys! I usually don't bother to comment with thousands of others, but, the last few seconds, 5:00 thru 5:16 ~ LMAO! As dumb as Billy was, at least he wasn't the wuss his brother is!  md55-Atlanta, Georgia

[HOFFAMVA]

Sandiazp, Quit getting your "facts" from ABC. She did NOT say the Iraq war was the will of God or a task from God. The clip that they cut to twist her meaning actually shows her praying that whatever we do it would be in line with God's will. Quit drinking the media's Obama kool-aid.

[Aelliotb]

Are these two men acting as red necks for a comedy sketch. I'm from England so I don't know them if they are well knownous in the U.S.A.

[desertblbuesman]

Yes it is redneck comedy. They comment on lots of stuff, and even got together once and joked around with Dennis Kucinitch's good looking wife. They are all over the map on topics. Check them out. They made a million of these YT videos. funny stuff.

[th3soulreaper]

Judgment is more important than experience.

ps. several presidents were only governors before getting the presidency:

-Bill Clinton

-George W. bush

-Jimmy carter...

Wait, maybe that means we shouldn't be getting governors as presidents...

ps. i don't know if any other ones were gov., only those 3 i know.

[th3soulreaper]

Those Palin girls could help with the declining birthrate...

"When every morning you have to shoot through a pack of wolves..." Hahahaha

[richmond450]

hahah elite media askin' all these questions. How dare they!!!

[blahblah262686]

obama's not a muslim he's a christian you idiots

become more tolerant, and less racist

[MaMastoast]

shouldn't matter what religion you are, it shouldn't affact your politics, something Sarah Palin doesn't care about at all.

[donnie65301]

Speaking in Tounges LOL

[zzacmann]

Obama wants to lower your taxes AND pay for your healthcare. If you make less than $250,000 a year, voting for McCain/Palin is a vote against your own interests and well-being. Think about this when you enter the voting booth.

[Objectivist888]

My goodness. Start living in reality. You honestly think that Obama can come through with all of that? Don't be stupid.

Giuliani '08! Fuck Obama! Fuck McCain!

[sunshooter13]

objectivist heres giulani plan

on economy 911-

on national security 911

on foreign policy terror

on energy 911

on domestic social issues 911 terror-"political activist" terror 911 terror

[Objectivist888]

That is SUCH an original attack on Rudy, y'know?

Not like he turned around a big city, or busted the mafia as a prosecutor or anything, though.

[sandiazp]

There is no way I want my son, who is in the Army and has served in Iraq, Kuwait and Afghanistan to be lead by McCain or especially Palin. Palin in particular is so unqualified and downright stupid. I don't want my son to be a part of her possible war with Russia over Georgia, or from a war she may think was from God. As she said that the Iraq War was a task from God, basically being God's will. And she didn't even know the Bush Doctrine. I feel sorry for my son and the USA if Mccain wins.

[lldenney]

Gidget you Idget- "all the democrats in office cannot seem to keep their zippers zipped"?

Palins 16/17 yr old IS A REPUBLICAN DAUGHTER! Bush's TWINS were partying sluts- as told by their FRIENDS! Their DADDY WAS. McCAIN cheated on his wife for YEARS! MANY of the TOP Republicans that went after Clinton QUIT when they were found having LONG affairs of their OWN. I COULD SAY that ALL REPUBLICANS LIE THEIR ASSES OFF. Hey, it seems most ALL DO! Talk morals? How Bush/McCain have SCREWED this country?

[lldenney]

After ALL the past 7 years of FLAT-OUT lies about, EVERYTHING, leading to 9-11, 1000's of American deaths in 2 SCREWED UP WARS, Bankrupt Anmerican Corporations and people, losses of MASSIVE amounts of pensions, skyrocketing costs in EVERYTHING, lowering of family incomes, HALVING of the Dollar's WORTH...etc...

I'll say it.

If ANYONE votes for the SAME CORRUPT Republicans this year they are Anti-American, ANTI-JUSTICE, ANTI-FAMILY VALUES, and ANTI-CHRISTAIN!

Period.

[Grimes68]

lldenney: What lies are you talking about? How did those lies lead to 911?

[Grimes68]

Can you write that in standard English?

[lldenney]

53 Republicans voted for it, McCain YELLED about the Bridge- then showed how much of a MAVERICK he is by not showing up to vote against the Natl Approp's Bill, that passed 93-1. The Bridge was a Republican EARMARK for Alaskan Land Developers that was written by OIL-CORRUPTION BRIBERY CHARGED Sen Stevens and which the Republicans DEMANDED be added to the bill! Palin was 100% for the BRIDGE holding up a T-shirt "Nowhere Alaska 99901" & 100% for Stevens. Rep's refused to investigate KNOWN problems.

[1980PintoMan]

lldenney, do you have bridges in your state paid by with federal money? Stevens isn't running. She was for it, she was against it. Are you as critical of BO's record? There isn't much to criticize is there? How about his friends? I'll take a governor that changed her mind over the traitor BO.

[TheDoctorofSurgery]

Hahaha, if you really want to get really technical:

At one point she DID say no to the bridge. She just said it at the wrong time.

lol, if that's really all your running off of...

I mean I would rather support someone that says something like that than someone who associates with confessed domestic terrorists (Obama and William Ayers).

[lldenney]

Now FULLY documented Palin supported the $398 mill "Bridge to Nowhere" when she ran for Gov in 06, Congress cancelled the earmark in 05.

She opposed it in Sept 07 after her final efforts to get $329 mill more from Congress failed. Yet she kept the MONEY from Congress!

So when Palin KEEPS saying "I told Congress, 'Thanks, but no thanks' on that bridge to nowhere," she is repeatedly lying.

It's past time the media called Palin & McCain exactly what they are- serial liars.

[1980PintoMan]

lldenney, BO and Biden voted for the bridge.

[lldenney]

53 Republicans voted for it, McCain YELLED about the Bridge- then showed how much of a MAVERICK he is by not showing up to vote against the Natl Approp's Bill, that passed 93-1. The Bridge was a Republican EARMARK for Alaskan Land Developers that was written by OIL-CORRUPTION BRIBERY CHARGED Sen Stevens and which the Republicans DEMANDED be added to the bill! Palin was 100% for the BRIDGE holding up a T-shirt "Nowhere Alaska 99901" & 100% for Stevens. Rep's refused to investigate KNOWN problems.

[3n7w7xth]

dear sportyinca,

im sorry you don't understand the idea of irony and that these fine improv actors are actually making fun of republicans and sarah palin. again im sorry.

[hogsonquads]

Democrates are now to be considered enemies of the united states supported by the terrorist network osama binladen! They have perverted our political process and they are enemy combatants. We have been invaded by freedom hating liberal extremists. Identify, isolate, and harass these Idiots! They are leading us in the sea of terrorism!

They have no honor!

They have no love for this country, thats been died for them! They want to form a new country of socialism!

[SP0RTYinCA]

LOL

what if she gets the Holy Ghost while she is in a meetin

LOL

loving the opportunity to vote McCain-Palin

[PeaceCzar]

"sounded like good ole Carmen Sandiego up there."

HILARIOUS

[FrankCastlez]

Muslim,christian,muslim,christ­ian...which way is the wind blowing today BHussein?

I guess it is towards Mecca!!! muslim indeed

[FatManNapster]

Hilarious!!!!

[FtzDyer]

Sarah Palin is just too risky to vote for in Nov. Sorry John McCain.

[FtzDyer]

Sarah palin is a one-hit wonder. Same line every day. I'm sick of her already.

The gal kills large animals...moose, such a beautiful animal, wolves...does she kill dogs and cats too??

Give me a break with Sarah palin.

She is a nut case who had gained power among other Alaskan idiots.

I respect women. But, I have no respect for Sarah Palin...Oh, did she say she was for life. And she stood next to a poor moose she had just killed? Spare me!!! Republicans are idiots.

[CrocodileAvoider]

FtzDyer - Sarah has come out against Moose abortions, so get over it.

[BattousaiOfChaos]

We should aerial hunt republikkkans

[bitterjack]

Omg. you guys are fucking hilarious. I lolled many many times. thank you . 5 stars.

[barbsigns4u]

Well, if Sarah Palin doesn't get to be Vice President, she can always do commercials for Lens Crafters. By the way, she never fired her cook. The lady is still feeding Sarah's family. And the plane she said she sold on eBay? She tried twice on eBay, but nobody bought it, so it was sold by the Alaskan government. She exagerates a bit!

[BarneyFife82]

Wasn't Palin for the Bridge to No Where before she was against it?? Sound Familiar.. hahaha

[micoscopic]

So were Biden and Obama

[CrocodileAvoider]

BarneyFife - Sarah changed her mind when she found out the details about the "bridge to nowhere," and then killed the project like a fat moose.  McCain also has changed his mind on critical issues, such as off-shore drilling and illegal immigration. On the other hand, Obama just hangs on to his radical leftist policies, even though he looks like a screen door installer for submarines.

[ckoeber]

True, but if I remember how a complex item called profit works it usually means that the total return from the sale is higher that the initial cost to purchase the item.

To put it simply, you make money from the sale. McCain claimed that there was a PROFIT.

Palin's fun with the media will be short-lived; there is just too much dirt on her.

[OMGItsShirleyTemple]

oh my gosh, you two are too funny!

[dskitter]

redneck america rules and tennesee rocks  usa usa usa never forget

[nophonies]

Very good. I write comedy, and I now have 2 favorite comedians. Good luck guys.

[kraigthorne]

These two east coast liberals know as much about people in the Red States as Sen Obama knows about bowling.

[kamajiboy]

why are all NObama's friends convicted felons and terrorists

what type of voter fraud did obama commit while a community organizer at ACORN? How many dead people did NObama register to vote for him in the election

[sirdcac]

These idiots make white people look stupid like Obama!

[BearManVideo]

Can you sing a freedom song for people like me, who came out as wild beasts?????

CIVIL RIGHTS FOR: SPECIES ORIENTATION!!!!!!!!!!!! EQUALITY OF SPECIES!!!!

Reform California.

Progressive power all the way!!!!!! GO OBAMA!!!!

[arabpower7]

These guys are very funny and sharp.

[caramelturtles]

husband off riding some recreational vehicle these guys are SOOOOOO funny they are smart too