Marianas Trench - 3 Days to Masterpiece Theatre!

[lalalala2904]

what happens if it is a girl bear ... and that friend is a girl too?

[lalalala2904]

@lalalala2904 

[mtrencher4life22]

WAIT a minute what hapeens if both of us punch each other at the dick at the same time??? AND what happens if were both girls???

[xoxgreentiggerxox]

I've listned to this like 70 times and cant hear a cat meow ...

[edwardandzukoluvr]

His facial expressions make me die lmao.

[DrayDray72]

Thank you, Josh. I can actually tell my parents i learned something today at school xD Too bad the teacher heard you say dick :P Got in trouble <3

[Sherubiiii]

Everytime I feel sad, I watch this video, and then I feel happy...

[preetypinkfantage]

"You walk up calmly and slowly and punch him in the dick" lol!!! I love you Josh! <3

[msnerdyscience]

I wouldn't run, I'd scream UNCLE JDAWG! SAVE ME!!!

[billohthebag]

don't know about you guys, but i kinda wanna date my uncle j-dawg ;) ♥

[maxi2odie]

lol i love the face expresions he makes

[maxi2odie]

oh i wish he was my uncle

i love u Josh

[CrazyconfusedAmanda7]

and THAT is how you make a commercial :P

[anitalasmascute12345]

hahah wat dehh hell dats wat i would do hahahahaha''

[morgannenicole]

Sounds legit.

[musicluvrkittycat]

thank you. Now I can be safe around bears. XD

[BOOM41720]

"hello kiddies, it's your uncle j-dawg talking here!" man, you gotta love josh <3

[fanfanandall]

what was that

[93webkinz]

What if ur friend has no dick?

[VampireHunterLust13]

Me and my friends followed what you told us to do... now i'm in hell using lucifers laptop while my friends are safe from the Mighty Brown Dragons of the North.

[TheScarebear111]

Lets be safe kids XD

[TheScarebear111]

Mighty Mighty Brown Dragons of the North XD

[xbox360GAMER411]

my frend is in the hospital

[MsLautner1012]

@xbox360GAMER411 thanks for sharing that wonderful piece of info with the world. :D

[xbox360GAMER411]

i did wut you told us :o

[dani3142rox]

lol, thats all i can say.... what i want to know is did he come up with the bear shit on the spot or was it rehersd??? O.O

[Simonlover17]

I always think about this when thinking about bears. If I ever actually see one, I'lll prob be like, what would Josh do? Oh, right!

[93webkinz]

That is the best advice I've ever heard in a long time!!

[lambiase1]

uncle J dog with his great advice <3

[93webkinz]

I am totally doing that if I see a bear!! Lol

[limelocker]

and what does that mean? Bears. WTF???

[Tearbear1997]

I LOVE when he squints his eyes like that! Like when he says, "Hello kiddies" <3

[iluvJoshMT4ever]

did anyone else stare into his eyes? it was fun <3

[iluvJoshMT4ever]

"now feb.24th is right around the corner, now what does that mean?That's right. BEARS. Mighty,Mighty, brown dragons of the north." hahahahaha I <3 u Josh...

[BreyerArt333]

J Dog? He must be a fan of HollyWood Undead xD

[NicolesTrends]

what if the bears a girl??? O.O

[Violeta7118]

@NicolesTrends punch them in the boob!!

[NicolesTrends]

@Violeta7118 lol, will do!

[eilers892]

i punched my friend and the dick and sacrificed him cuz he said marianas trench sucks......asshole

[hayleyandken]

I love him my fellow Canadian.

I KEEP REPLAYING.

"hello Kiddies"

[moonyavril]

hes so funny

[TheoMackenzi]

He is so Canadian

[Simonlover17]

umm... Kiddies? uncle jdog?

[thereecespieces9]

I always watch this before I go somewhere near the woods.

[SingingIsWhoIAm545]

Thumbs up if you went up to a bear and punched it in the dick.

[XDcookiemonstah]

"Calmly walk up with your friend, punch your friend in the dick, sacrifice him to the bear and run. " You NEVER wanna be with josh when you run into a bear.

[DaughterOfMusicGod]

@SugarCandyZee there was like a purr. It's there! Just turn up the volume.

[samandash90210]

How does he do this with a straight face?!!?!

[ScrewUsername121]

Bears.

[ShilohMarie98]

What if my friend is a chick??? How can i punch her in the dick??? These are the questions that keep me up at night...

[EDWARDLOVERS567]

I cant stop staring into his memorizing eyes..... oh and what if my friend is a girl? how can ii punch her in the dick???

[AngelRamsay5]

The awkward moment when the bear & your friend are females.

[Violeta7118]

what if your friend is a girl do u punch her in the boobs?

[AvianaAndJosie]

he has pretty eyes :O

and everything else.

hes so sexy.

holy shit.

and funny.

i'm in love.

[iloveyou1rst]

@AvianaAndJosie pretty? THEY are fucking BEAUTIFUL eyes <3 <3 every time i look into them my heart skips a beat

[Ema333blue]

Thumbs up if you heard a cat meow at 0:43

[SugarCandyZee]

@Ema333blue how do you hear a cat?

[CanadianTrenchWench]

@Ema333blue Lol, I was just gunna comment about the cat! Before I seen the comment, even! :P

[Ema333blue]

@CanadianTrenchWench werent you like wtf when you heard that????

[CanadianTrenchWench]

@Ema333blue I was more like "Ahhhh! I wonder if it's Tux or Anemone?" I hope I'm right about the second name. XD

[Ema333blue]

@CanadianTrenchWench I cant even pronounce Anemone without thinking I said it wrong :P & Im still confused on how a cat got in the video

[CanadianTrenchWench]

@Ema333blue Lol, he probably did it where he lived?

And I think it's the coolest name! But like you, I don't know if I'm saying it right. XD

[PeanutButterNinja100]

Mighty, mighty brown dragons of the north. :l

[Gummibeargirlxox]

Is it legal to marry your uncle? :D

[LPHJHGuitar]

What if your friend has a vajayjay :P

[GlamNationIsUs]

Hello kiddies ;D

[EmoCanadian1997]

@GlamNationIsUs omg that is so pedo :P

[tealesteph]

hello kiddies its your Uncle j-dog here

[YourFavoriteCancer]

But...Uncle J-Dog.... What if my friend doesn't have a dick?

[jackaaayyyyy10207]

falling out of my seat laughing. UNCLE J-DOG YOU SO FUNNY....now marry me LOL.

[PeanutButterNinja100]

"Then uh, punch him in the dick... and sacrifice him to the bear." xD wtf... awesome.

[Shmalex1712]

your a freak josh, but i love you

[CrayolaxXxCravings]

Did anyone else notice his nostrils flared like every 10 seconds? XD

[xXxAlyssaGemmaxXx]

uhm, what if neither of them have a dick ?

[rlmcarbonneau]

@xXxAlyssaGemmaxXx bick thenm in the knee socket or punch them in the boob ;)

[koolkat403]

dude that means i have 2 uncle J-Dog's?

(1. Johnny Depp)

(2. Josh Ramsay)

[MsJasmin1111]

omg i love his toung peircing lol u walk up with a friend, punch him in the dick, and sacrifice him to the bear lol funny

[piercegirl1]

What if the bears female, same goes for your friend

[holalola22]

"Punch your friend in the dick" LOL. What if my friend's a girl?

[penguinrage25]

@holalola22 punch your friend in the boob. haha

[Anna1171995]

February 24th just passed... I didn't see any bears. ? :P

[sky33fly]

what if the bears a girl?

[CnsrvtvZLTChrstn]

Thumbs up if you want your uncle j dog to be your boyfriend jdog.

[VampireHunterLust13]

@CnsrvtvZLTChrstn MEH HEHE!! Maybe he is... in my dreams..... LEAVE ME BE, IM A LONER! D: :P

[Violeta7118]

OMG Josh Ramsay's my uncle and not yours (just kidding)

[missvampiregurl]

is it okay that "Uncle J-dog" kinda scared me at the begining?

[missvampiregurl]

is it okay that "Uncle J-dog" kinda scared me at the begining?

[puppylover348]

he is sexy

[ChrisMarquette22]

Pause the video before it starts playing... look at his teeth, he looks like a vampire :) sexy!

[grabaer13]

lollollollollollollollollollol­olololololollolololo.... omg I lagged so hard I started to cry

[gswimminggirl]

i wish u were my uncle!!!!! also, why did u repeat very fast? it just made me laugh more!

[alloutmylife]

That'd be awkward if you seriously did see a "mighty, mighty brown dragon of the north" with your friend, and your friend is a girl.. or the bear is a girl.. :P

[rachielishis]

The backdrop makes ur eyes stand not more Josh it looks nice

[misscutie241]

Josh is naturally funny.

[Violeta7118]

OMG JOSH RAMSAY'S MY UNCLE!!!!!!!!! horray!!!

[alloutmylife]

ROFL!!! I love my uncle J Dog :P

[randomnesshumans]

click 0:23 then click 0:36 .. josh .. yer confusing.

[kittymlittle]

but wait hold on.. what if its a girl bear

[Violeta7118]

@kittymlittle true that girl!!

[randomvideos1234x]

UNCLE J DAWGG!!!

[kittymlittle]

i tottally suggested this 2 my friend and he was lik "WHY WOULD U DO THAT 2 ME, I LUV U as a sister tho BUT STILL GOD THAT WOULD HURT... but u know i would be glad that u got away"

[shaketrampjr]

if u freeze it at 0.03, he looks like a pedophile.

[CnsrvtvZLTChrstn]

hmm punching a bear and friend in the dick.

sounds like a dick move.

[TwistedSpawn]

and punch him in the dick..lets be safe kids - priceless!

[sugarrhia]

0:01 so friggen cute

[xMTrenchAngelx]

5 people should get punched in the dick and get mauled by a bear

[pickel334]

i am the biggest marianas trench fan ever!!!!

[SparklyRamsay]

Uncle J-Dog gave us wonderful, useful wisdom.

[imdrawingablank1]

I love how his face looks at 0:31-0:39 and 0:48

[MissSongLuver38]

What if your friend dosnt have a dick as in its a female punch her in the boob and run????????

[missylickedyourmom]

@MissSongLuver38 Ikr!!!

[xxthesilentshadowxx]

punch your friend in the dick and sacrifice him to the bear, thats awesome

[emmybenny]

ROFLMFAO

and his eyes are so gorgeous!!! <333

[zoey8346]

@Mtrench what if the bears a girl

[mirmiringbrooks]

can't....breathe.....laughing.­..too....hard.....staring....a­t....gorgeousness.......oh...g­od...punchthebearinthedick....­..hahahaha.

[beavertheguardgirl]

I think he sleeps less than me... Just saying

[mewnyanko]

"sacrifice him to the bear and run."  LOL<3

[PrincessAlice55]

@adamlambert96 please dont tell me u just realized that. his eyes r so freakin GORGEOUS

[RamsayDearest]

@dancemakerz989 LOL! Sorry I meant catS lol ;)

[RamsayDearest]

Omfg I heard his cat!!

[dancemakerz989]

@RamsayDearest Cat(s) XD

[ashleyLOVESyouto]

LMFAO !!! i love you josh :P

[SexyRose1523]

hahahahhaha he looks high hahahahhahhaha oh josh you are one funny shit!!

[xRamsayLover]

Iss It Just Me Or Does Anyone Else Hear A Cat Puuurr at 0:41.

[bethramsaytrench]

ok so now i want to date my uncle J-dog :'D

[DaveDaysYouRock1]

lOl Josh has Fucking SEXY eyes!!!! iloveyouuu! Your so Fuckin Funny! ima take ur advice Ill punch a bear in the dick!

[hated2diflippinwurl]

OMG!! how old is josh?! ;)

[mtrenchFTW3]

@hated2diflippinwurl 255 :)

[SuperWolfmike]

@mtrenchFTW3 wow hes old ;D

[mtrenchFTW3]

@SuperWolfmike I MEANT 25 :P wooops 

[SuperWolfmike]

@mtrenchFTW3 lol i know how old he is i just couldnt resist xD

[hated2diflippinwurl]

@hated2diflippinwurl lol how funny but dont worry i found out :P

[13jinxgirl]

I must watch this 5 time a day .. but i laugh every single time!!! '

[TrenchWench13]

listen VERY closely at 0:42... you can hear his cat meow lol

[clovewaldorf721]

@TrenchWench13 u must have rlly gud ears cuz i'm kinda deaf LOL. but after like 20 tries i heard it. so thnx 4 dat XD

[TrenchWench13]

@clovewaldorf721 haha i heard it one day while watching it on my ipod

[draccara8]

MARIANAS TENCH WILL RULE THE WORLD SOMEDAY AND I WILL BE JOSH'S QUEEN.......then i hope the bear kills justin beiber or punches him in the dick. MT FOREVER!!!!!!

[LoonyLunaIsh]

does anyone notice his nostrils opening n closing when he talks? its adorableee <3 ILU JOSHH!!!!

[AbbumiCurseMarkQu]

Josh, your eyes r hypnotising

[randomnesshumans]

does anyone notice josh says " dont run" then he says "then run very fast".... josh... care to explain

[LydiaLovesYou2]

I think the five people who dislike this are the ones who got punched in the dick and sacrificed to a bear...

[samohsam21]

i didn't know bears had dicks . o.O

josh ramsay just made my fucking life .

>:)

[HyrulianPrincess97]

ha ha! Wow, he totally made my day! I love my Uncle J-Dawg! :) <3

[iloveyouchocolate101]

Uncle J-Dawg has the best advice :)

[LexieWasHere18]

such a good friend josh ramsay is

[LuvableBaka]

Thumbs up if you had no idea you had an Uncle J-Dog!

[TheFedara98]

@LuvableBaka Is it bad to have on crush on your neew uncle J-Dog???? :S xD

[CinnamonParade]

finally i have found someone who is as pale as i am!! luv you joshie <3 =)

[TheScreamingBansheex]

I love his flailing nostrils, LOL .

Mtrench foreveer <3

[pickel334]

im the biggeat marianas trench fan in the world!!!! mtrench forever!!! <3

[madisonfortune9]

Ahahaha punch ur friend first and throw him to the bear that'd be mean

[randomnesshumans]

thumbs up for FLALEING NOSTRALS!! <33

[fungirlfunify]

Oh, Josh.

[EyeMakeUp4Ever]

BEST video hahaha! He is gorgeous and hilarious! GREAT combo!

[randomnesshumans]

lol if hes my uncle then that be creepy to like him soooo theres all ways ian matt and mike :P

[ketaramaru]

@JinJiaxi LOL so true...

[snapefangirl]

Josh looks like one of my friends, like so similar it's creepy. And yeah, I don't think of him as my uncle either.....

[makeupjunkie25]

@snapefangirl if i thought as him as my unlce... that'd be ahh odd aha cus im in lvoe with him and his voice and his band and his hitness ........ yeah def not as an unlce

[artisy25]

Josh I love you and all, but Jesus u need to get a bit of a tan! I still think ublool amazing tho

[Briiburnley]

i love how his blue hair is the same color as his eyes <3

[orangexfreezy]

This...was effing hilarious. But, Josh, I do NOT think of you as my uncle, if you know what I'm saying...

[MaddyTrenchFan]

he is freakin halariouse !

[adamlambert96]

does anybody notice that he has goregous eyes?

[misscutie241]

@adamlambert96 LOOL, the time i saw him yeah...xD

[rachielishis]

@adamlambert96 did u just relize that lolz!

[adamlambert96]

@rachielishis ha ha no lol, it's just the first time i voiced it

[Aundi66]

@adamlambert96 how could any1 NOT notice tht....the first thing EVERY1 notices is his eyes and hair...am i right? (then u here him sing and the heavens open up lmao)

[HeaveanWish]

LOL

[brassorpercussion]

if you are in the army than they have what is called bear repellent... the problem is... you have to spray the bear with it... who wants to run up to a bear spray it in the face trun around narrowly missing its claws and sharp teeth and run? it would chase you down and kill you

[timetogetalife]

@gormon101 cover your dick :)

[codrules123]

What if you both punch each other in the dick then your screwed

what if your with youre girlfriend? i mean im pretty sure that she doesnt have a dick. im pretty sure cause its not like i checked or any thing....