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  • @RustMatterOffical While Fucking A Snake

  • sometimes i dream of chesse

  • I like trees they let me breathe. :DDD (you gotta sing it) lol

  • You need a bus to get into a bus to get a ketchup stick of monkeys

  • 1:26 through 1:54 favorite part! LOL You know why cats like they balls? because they can.

  • Ketchup flavored mustard

  • I Like To Go To Pornhub And Sharpen My Penis And Suck On A BB Gun

  • I fuck yur shit ans yur shit fucks my bitch while we assfuck the jackass in the korner jacking off tpy nakes fuck ass bitch in my ass

  • You.me.they. Acatfuckingatreeandamotherfuck­erhumping a goat and u

  • Penis fucking boobalisious rapists

  • funny thing is you have more subs now hahahah

  • i unsubscrbied to fred because i grew up he isnt funny shane (or u) is

  • Mr person eats freds hair and spit diaria in his eyes with a super jet that will

  • If you dont kill fred I will kill him for you

  • i wonder if cutlery have a religion? ohmygod that would be totally amazing! the knifes and spoons could worship the spork and the knife could be some kind of crazy muth bitch devil hahahaaa.....and i THINK i just figured out why the sky is blue, its the answer everyone has been looking for to get rid of annoyingness from the world...theyre blowing up smurfs :)

  • lil b go hard?

    mabye for dick

  • I like deodorant mushrooms and turtle sausages

  • does anyone feel like the moon is whispering to them?

  • I subscribed to Fred on June 1, 2009

  • That's not Wat ur mom said last night

  • I am not even suscribed to fred and i never will

    

  • Sometimes, I like to cover myself with vaseline and pretend i'm a slug.

  • Go to my channel "shadow7918" please!!!!!!!

  • junkyarddogbulldog my videos

  • Hello there young feller, i happen to have bought the most expensive cheese string in the world. Could you help me eat it please coz i hate cheese strings and i am allergic to dairy. :)

  • If I Licked A Toad, It Would Laugh And Poo Out Grapes!!! Random...

  • Graham crackers...

  • elmo love pennis up the but and his in bigbirds mouth

  • i fucked ur mom  the akward part is that she liked it

  • ChampChong!!! WTF its friday time to go

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  • Lolpants...

  • Fuckadoodle justin bieber is a girl luv mommy crack is wack i <3 my pussy.............. CAT! Wut?!? lol : P :P :P ok well later ima go walk around naked at my school singing Sexy and i know it all day and do the wiggle infront of my teachers. then im put on a tootoo and a bra and grab my moms dildo and pretend the dildo is a magical wand :D XD then ima ask all the people i see on the walk home "want to have sex the eat my nuts!"

  • elmo want to see you have sex with every muppet including him tape it and post it on your utube page and then make anothevid saying why you loved it PS:meghan fox is a muppet too

  • Hehe

  • He just shat him/her self

  • HI

  • BONER!!!!!!

  • Holy Crap! My Purple Platypus Just Made A Sex Tape with Paris Hilton!

  • Cheese Nuts Ass Face

  • I like to walk over to fences and eat tennis balls out of a filter

  • fjhvgvjshfdsgfkdsfsjlhggFKiGFh­gHgGgHjfNFHggcHJKGhgJGJBKbBULL­SHITvnfjdgvjhhkbjBHBCBCjBcHJCC­HjkCnjhjCjnjnJKCnjbnjNCjknjBCn­jbhjk:BCjbjBCJBnvdjfjasdbj

  • If ya don't gimme you chicken wings from Walmart at 7:34 am tomorrow at red Robbins Parking lot next to the trash can thats red. I will go to ur house, rape paris, put lady gaga under ur bed so when your masturbating to porn, just know she is under the bed listening to your bizarre noises while she eats the chicken wings you were SUPPOSED to give to me. Copy that?

  • Hey! If you don't read this you will become Justin Bieber!!!! D:

  • Your disco stick humps its self while searching for the pussy youll never get. Yasaaaaaaaaaaåaaaaaaay pussy cat :)

  • I like to go to the drug store and glue my balls to the windows ive been aressted more than once :(

  • anybody wana see my disco stick gimie my condom biatch. u know why cats lik there balls beacause dAY CAN

  • My rich monkey pees rainbows into golden bathtubs while slipping on golden soap.

  • Justin Bieber's gay crotch talks to him everytime he is tempted into having sex with a girl. It wants him to hit on dicks instead of chicks.

  • Fuckin ur mom w my dico stickk I find this vido hard to masturbate to

  • oh jeez!!!

  • I bet shane walks around with a bottle of ice 101 stuck in his ass cheeks.

  • When people eat pink pears I say what the jelly and they say metallic platypus

  • The shot I drunk at the bar tast like booty

  • I'm sexy and i know it plata-pussy

  • When I'm home alone sometimes I sit on my frozen pool and cry

  • My dog is pregnant.

  • Awesome sauceages

  • I like to go to the corner of my room when I'm home alone and pretend to be a carrot

  • Milk a sheep or else!

  • Muffins used to be skinny? Wow.

  • EEEEEEEEEEEE

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  • juhdrbnjurvjrbfrby furby

  • Orphan tears make my velvet race car orgasmic, especially when the rabbit uses it's arthritis to fuck it

  • i unsubscribed fred after this

  • @jesusyears

    O.o

  • Hey there sexy llama

    IMMA GEE

  • I like turtles

  • I hte Fred

  • ...and Im a Morman

  • tooster stroodle 

  • My gorilla ate frodo again.... FUCK!

  • FRED is a fag

  • My friends but talks two her in the middle of the night

  • holy Jesus shit

  • cow lick my turtles balls for lunch money.

    and thats why cows whisper to me.

  • My crazy LOLOLO comment is: SAGI SLAUGHTER GO!!! USE HYPER BEAM ON ENEMY's OWNER!!!

    /\........ _O... ENEMY OWNER DESTOYED IT WAS VERY FUCKING EFFCTIVE

  • I dont think the three people below me relize this video was made in 2009?? Yeah i wouldnt make those comments now ....

  • BIG JUICY TRIANGELS !!!!!!!!

  • This one time this guy called Gorge ate a pineapple. The end

  • suit cases are more healthy and tasty than mcdonald bananas :D (random enough lol)

  • Cheesy commet astroids from twitter

  • Is the camera on , Omg im totally gonna have sex . OHH YEAH GONNA HAVE SEX ! IM GONNA HAVE SEX IM GONNA HAVE SEX IM GONNA HAVE SEX ! Lemme see yur pussy -- ;o LMFAOO ! :D

  • I totally sniff ur cats potato cheese (is that random enough?)

  • I can make my stomache do like the worm... Is that weird?

    Nah, it's totally normal!

  • potato?............in my bum

  • whats the difference between a dead baby and another dead baby? i only have 1 in my garage. ehhehehehe okay fine i have 74

  • I like turtles ......

  • Your a Phsyco Nut Mc. Spasatron!!

  • granny smack and kitty kat jizzzz

    

  • i asadsfdfsdflsdfl d lkfl people

  • uhm..cats?

  • SPIDER PIG!!!

  • I have a gay polar bear named aids.

  • Fred Made 3 ,672 Just To Dislike This :P

  • i have a desk its pretty kool coz i have drawers lol

  • Son of a male penis(: dat shit random enough? :D...yeah that was a fail

  • i like turtles and cheese and turtles on top of cheese with flowers in their hair.AND I LOVE SMOSH.i mean... i love you shane...

  • Muffins =^.^=

  • Hobo Mania

    Hippies 4 life

  • COPY THIS OR JUSTIN BIEBER WILL FUCK YOU WITH YOUR PANTS ON

  • @Wolfgirl580 oh fuck, better do it then

  • Oh, god.

  • I just fucking farted...

  • @cmhisawsome ROTFLMFAO >>>>>>>>>>>> HAHA ME TOO RIGHT WHEN I READ THIS !!

  • ytgfuyuyuyuywetgwuilwehgukiwef­b v jhnjwoprazun fvbhFGWB7DFUYAGRFTYFTYG HFVFYHDJHVVCDFCGHSFAFASFYFW. And that's what the cow says

  • Lynching people is fun

  • buhbiuhbbuknbjhbihjjhbuhkjhbuh­uhbuhbujbuhbujhbuhbuhbjbuhjbuh­buh so says I

  • Freg aet Craig and Ned in a Bed ;p

  • monkey toes

  • The Moo cow may have a hamburger!

  • one time i ate a banana split and then 1hr later i started sneezing!!! but i dont think it had anything to do with thebanana split

  • my name is Muffins =.="

  • kay so the other day i was just strollen down the street listening to my ipod just boppin away and this little kitten was sitting in this hole saying halp me HALP ME ! and im like AWHMYGOSHBITS and i picked him up and put him next to me and he was like thanks maa'fuckka gimmie all yo money bitch and pointed a gun at my ankle i freaked out and threw my 2 mill at him and ran anyway long story short that kitty grew up to be 50 cent but i never knew why the turtle ate the lettue ... mhh ??

  • .^.^

  • Bob 😱

  •  you suck

  • liquid ass

    

  • This is the Shane Dawson iKnow :)

  • the rock wit aids ate chesse and fucked paris hilton

  • i love how the dog fell up the tree and got lost because his headlights were broken and the snake had AIDS

  • Awkward Turtle. )0(.

  • Repost this or you will turn into a pony with three legs

  • Bear in the big blue house had sex with yugio

  • I used to be high pitched like Fred until I took an Arrow To The Knee...HIGH FIVE anyone? At all?

  • BALLS

    

  • Chuck Norris

  • What's the difference between a Kia Soul and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Kia Soul in my garage.

  • Do you like to dance with your tounge tied to your arm while using the blue clicker to rape dora? Because i...sure...dont

  • Mashed potatoes!

  • :D omigosh muffins is so skinny in this video

  • trick my motha fuckin truck bitch you wanna go ill kick yo mutha fuckin ass nigga

  • Gay people eat da poopoo

  • WHY WONT YOU HELP ME BURY A DEAD BODY IN THE BACK OF MCDONALDS IN HETALIA COSPLAY WHILE EATING PIZZA WITH GAY GUYS? WHY?

  • WHY

  • phone sex with a african baby

  • Tits

  • I love the cat talking part.

  • LMAOSHMSFOAIDMT = Laughing my ass off so hard my sombrero fell off and I dropped my taco.

  • I laughed so hard I drop my taco and my sombrero fell off...

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  • Salamander

  • Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before getting into the shuttle because passing wind in there suit can damage them

  • Doopa Derpa Herpa tiidly dumb di boo doo dila lila lulli loo poo!!!!

  • Well when you put it that way I do feel like a lonely apple trying to find a place in this crul world. Ghetto chicks gettin all up in my crayons! Dirty, and broken crayons! Well miss t you light the chillies on fire! How can an arrow hit so many knees?! Xantopolus likes the way space cactuses go on pooping binges. Anaya why you an American whale Indian chick!? I will not be a ghetto fab forever! So babe gotcha some new toenail clippings. I'm gonna go hang out with my good friend jack...Dainals.

  • Well of all of the super novas and Indian people joined together to make an empire they would disintegrate into artificially flavored lemon index cards. "Ralph I said get your fat butt in the tub, boy!" Then dumbledore ces out and gets mani pedis with his BFFL Paris Hilton. Well no, I never have doubted your ability of being a rabid kleenex! Then you go outside and you fart,fart,fart like a dog,dog,dog! What!? Gummy worms shove them in your face. A busta bee da butta outta da waaaadddwewrrr. ;)

  • Fat kids like retarded turtles

  • poop

  • monkey s

  • I like when a panda butt fucks me when Pamela Anderson is saying oh oh oh then

    It turns to a threesome but the panda ends up dying cause we fucked it to hard srry panda

  • So they have 4th of July in canada

  • Charlie Brown put shampoo on turtle and eat mayonaisse

  • I'm gonna but fuck Ur moms head pussy and then microwave jizz and make her shoot it up then I'm gonna use her tung as a shittin box to fuck a tramp in all while she whipes my white ass

  • Did you know 43% of statistics are made up? ;D

  • Bow to my kinky

  • I"m eating mac n cheese 4 brkfast and I'm having cereal 4 lunch... Whew

  • when i was a child i put peanutbutter on my dick. later that day i wanted it of so i scratched it of and put it on a sandwich.i gave sandwich to my dad and then told him wer the peanutbutter was from.then he threw up and sent me to an adoptaiton home.then i told the miss that id rape her if she wouldent lett me use the computer and here i am.

  • i love wendy's cheeseburgers!

  • I kinda like Fred!

  • One time I accidentally died

  • Banana AIDS I like trains

  • Give ElectrolyteIsMe a shoutout or I'll chris brown ya.

  • Hi I'm bob I like pie

  • This was uploaded on my birthday

  • In my pants.....I have a vagina not a dick....

  • I broke into the zoo last night, and f***ed a monkey. He wanted my banana. o_0 LOL

  • I went to Walmart to get some condoms when a midget yelled "I'll buttf*ck your corpse" over the intercom. I then rode a unicorn to candy island where Shane Dawson rode a merry go round till he puked out empty ballsacks. And that's how Osama Bin Laden died :)

  • we went to go look for an orsnge but then the unicorn said we couldnt kill michael jackson so instead the diamond named paris hilton made babies with shan dawson then shane said wooooo! and road the dick up the rainbow covered in vaseline so then he died :)

  • my mother is flying out of the window, and i like icecream.

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  • Aww one of my subscribers is a kid... Shit.

  • My gay best friend's husband's mistress is a sexy itallian bitch from Aruba who is the niece of Zanzbar's dick.

  • BITCHFUCKWHOREMOTHERFUCKSONOFA­BITCH. :)

  • I HAD SEX WITH MY BROTHER!!! And his wife's dog ;)

  • @Raine4884  hey

  • My radiator tastes like a mexican squirrel i like carrotz

  • give me you nuts so i can sqeez the life out of them

  • oo i think i poop my self oh well the seat will soak it up

  • my sister watches playgirl while I pasonitly take a shit the size of mount everist wile I read teen magazines and look at how gay taller laughtnor is

  • tacos. burritos. quesadillas. mexican pizza. nachos.

  • Theres a pizzas in the plurel of gardining Y U no relize u r a dawg then you wake up and see justin beiber in ur i podz so u call ur BFAf tim yom tone the frog and see the plastic rake on the jar of bannNas so u eat a peice of milk and move on relizing this comment is suck butt awesome .. So awesome it will make ur tounge slap ur brain!

  • *insert random comment here*

  • Fred sucks monkey fuck.

  • *the most RANDOM comment ever*