Google Voice is Racist......Hilarious

[MsHappydance123]

Too funny...lololol

[StarShowMedia]

2:18 notice when the water bottle magically appears begind the other one

[pmrkid06]

anybody notice the bag of bud behind the jar

[doomsdayducker]

that piece about "the thing" is so true lol

[JPVeigaaaa]

I have no idea what this guy is talking about.

And believe me, I tried.

[hodoboc]

I literally laughed out loud. Thanks for making this video, mate!

[davaun1]

is that weed in that jar

[schuyman007]

@davaun1 yes! hilarious. dud is baked.."possible abduction" lmao

[Kikyurfacein]

LOL BRING the heat POSSIBLE ABDUCTION had me rolllllling lol

[SSNilsson]

Holy shit you have a large head.

[jamieblond1]

Lol.....this is pretty funny.

Conversely, if blacks aren't satisfied with white technology, they could design and produce a black version of Google Voice :o)

[motomagnet09]

i knew a white Juan

[arla61]

This is racial humor done correctly. Honest, silly thoughts that you know this guy had in the moment in his real life and he turned it into a great bit for Youtube. It's the honesty to his train of thought that keeps it clean and hilarious.

[kellsworthington]

@arla61 understands my soul

[spinachandbroccoli12]

hillarious 

[sgtpeppersplanet]

Scotch and weed on the table ... good boy !!!!

Advertise your hobbies !!!

[nick10284]

reason why is because it suposaly takes your recent txt messages to that phone number and sees how it should word it. thank god they dont do it on youtube or i might be dead.

[Muslimdude1]

hahahahahaahahahahhaah!!!



[hhowe511]

You are half white and half black. So, are you white or black? Not only can Google Voice not understand that hip-hop ghetto ape-grunting, 99% of the rest of the world can't understand it either. Again, do you want to be white, or do you want to be black? Do you expect the rest of the world to roll around in the gutters with you?

[warmonger735]

@hhowe511 now THAT is racist

[MrRisingVenom]

AHAHAHA xD

[DualShooter]

2:19 LOL turn on CC, Google's ego is out of control!

[ShirtyDogg]

don't drink too much bro, voice recognition is still not easy as live a sober life as well :D peace

[svrdeathmatch]

1:21 (turn the translater on)

DO IT!!!

[follow40]

that wasn't racist. The guy just couldn't speak english, how can it predict words that aren't pronounced properly

[Ipfree549]

I was laughing so hard!

[rikskelton138]

ha ha haaaaaaaaaa

[josoanfiaasis89]

i know a white uan :)

[Moreoff]

@josoanfiaasis89

I know an Asian named uan

[maxwellsgianthammer]

Lmao. Google always was.

[Sephiroth92x]

transcribe audio - forty the phone of the jews

[saycheese121]

this was so funny i subbed

[Peppepoppldoppl]

everything you have in that room is made by white people, black boy. so dont be so mouthy

[kellsworthington]

@Peppepoppldoppl Oh no! Are they going to come and take it back?

Peanut butter was invented by a black guy, I have that in the room. So you're wrong poppadopolous

[Peppepoppldoppl]

@kellsworthington nay, nobody is gonna take anything away from you, dont get scared.

I see no peanut butter? are you referring to yourself? are you made of peanut butter?

[Peppepoppldoppl]

@kellsworthington by the way, youre no black guy, your a light brown guy. if you want some real good black guys, search up the guys in africa who are as black as the night. they are the real black guys, you are a poser with peanut butter colour.

[mrwhatever213]

@Peppepoppldoppl No it's not you fucking liar! history is written by the winners! do you know everything your people got they stole from Kemit (Egypt) they learned the knowledge then killed them. so basically the Suge Knighted there knowledge and re wrote history. you need to get a book on black inventions cause your blinded by Nazi science an history.

[Peppepoppldoppl]

@mrwhatever213 fail

[repzero]

You assume there is a person transcribing this audio. It's not. It's a computer. And it cannot do it, obviously. This feature is bullshit because it doesn't work. Computers cannot transcribe audio into text accurately, and they never will. And by the way, saying that white people shop at Pier 1 with their "white money" is racist too.

[iOsasu14]

@repzero its just a joke

[repzero]

@iOsasu14 My bad. I thought jokes were supposed to be funny.

[mrwhatever213]

@repzero It is funny just you have no sense of humor.

[robmoto117]

Google voice is still a program that has allot of bugs to fixed. It's racial slurs can be tollerated as they're meerly errors and mistakes.

You however are a fully grown man who seems to think that the color of someones skin can make a difference in what they are named or how they're money is recieved and used.

Call me crazy but I would say that you're the racist here.

[rorzz129]

hehe you're a funny guy :)

[minimacer]

Bring the heat, possible abduction!

[freddo2311]

that is some top work brother i like your style

[nickjuly4A]

lol, Google Voice transcriptions are so funny.

[physicsbugga]

If anything google is jazzing up your messages. Roast beef and an abducted white girl? Sign me up!

[adhdofficialchannel]

i think your being racist by thinking like that

[koschkadiekatze]

2:41 EPIC!!!!!!!!!!

Kosch

[nintendo362]

This is funny shit. Googles bringing that heat to the negros and juans in the world

[Brittie777]

lmfao!!

[stage4turbo]

possible abduction? LMAO

[thesexgod07]

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY YOU BLACK SHIT

[can06]

@thesexgod07, you dumb racist.

[brianhilligoss]

@can06 is a race batter showing off the white guilt.

[abeedakbar]

I love roast beef too.

[lordpoee]

haha google transcriptions has much to be desired, thats why the feature is still in testing. I am white and when my white friends call me i get some crazy messages transcribed. This is one from my sister.

" Hi and they suspect white today and I told you before about this, me answer your damn phone because I'm going to have the Marie twice at my desk. "

Needless to say the actual message sounded nothing like that hahaha.

[PorchDinkey]

you look like grey alien

[AlTrolson]

Juzz say Fee Fie Foe, Fee Fie Foe Foe.

Mentioning "Frito Bandito" is culturally insensitive, and therefore racist. "White money"? You are a racist.

"Show me a White Juan" you are a racist.

Racist.

[theanvilcracks]

oooh I'm so sleepy....

[sweffe96]

Haha, this guy is hilarious!

[ChicaGOrilla4CHN]

lol... wow

[rrey0456]

Hahahaha u got the greens jus chillin on the table like nuffin haha n 3 of my boys is named Juan and they all light skinned

[ltmyselfni]

HA HA HA !!!!!! PLEASE SHOOT A COUPLE Of GOOGGLE PEOPLE FOR ME TOO LOL! And I keep a thing in my Pants too, and another thing under the couch. Oh yeah, and one on my night stand!!! aliens who get abducted, types.....HA HA HA!

[kbonthebeat]

i got 10 google voice invites left ill sell them for $5 each. message me

[fromanizzle]

LOL!! I was crackin up

[bigbeeiii]

that's some funny stuff!!!! lol!!!

[inajiffi]

Love it

[angellcorps1]

lol that was hilarious

[gadget609]

yo Google quite frequently screws up the translation due to their underdeveloped voice to text technology

[Chedigitz]

lol, Hopefully santa will bring you a hug and a sense of humor, this xmas.

[thekingofcraps]

lol!

Hopefully you`ll get saved before you end up in Hell!

[hdgcms]

I dont think you get to pick who goes to hell i think god probably has a sense of humor

[yoshimtu]

I'm afraid some people cant be helped Ched :(

[hdgcms]

dude chill it is just a joke

[KaitonsCorner]

Can't help but notice that white people drink too. What does that have to do with anything?

Hilarious vid.

[uteruses]

is that for real? well, i can't trust google for my alibi. you should see my vid:

michelle obama vs. monkey.

[PowerNubby]

aha.. this is hilarious.. from the token white girl.

[david050196]

lol its so funny

[rozl66]

You need to pass off on what ur smokin boyeeeeeeeeee

[mystoandpizzi]

bring the heat, possible abduction!! lol - classic!

[nefariousnate613]

HAHAHAHAHA. "My number is 1-800-Whitemoney." damn, that was good. better than any viral crap out there right now. keep it coming grownmanTV. and bring back XXXtina, or i'll get the thing under my coach and come at ya!

[kellsworthington]

LMAO i'll place the call to xxxtina. hopefully she doesn't have google voice or who knows what kind of message she'll hear.

[craigareno]

hilarious! is this the start of a 'grind my gears' style miniseries? keep it coming, fellas...

[somebcguy]

You're a funny kid!

[TrenteSylphs]

hahahahaha! so silly..

[ryan50ryan]

you look alot different without hair.

[0n3m4n4rm33]

Its 2010 in a month

Raoul Montgomery Kellsworth. "Monkey, monkey special balls..."

[kellsworthington]

Run like the windstorn

[0n3m4n4rm33]

LOL! My favorite youtube video of all time!

[maxteezie]

Great! But um.... Whats in the jar?

[kellsworthington]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Xanith83]

lol hell nah!!