The Professor Brothers - Fliff Night Part 2 of 2

[topica500]

Could I get Momo's number?

[packman498]

where can I download that inter-species shark porn @ 1:33?

[tajmccall]

Don't be a shit in my cut.

[oliviadarwinable]

i like that he's wearing a LJS kids meal hat

[BirdofSaxony]

I bet the John Cage song was 4'33"

[chelydramat]

GET OFF OF ME!

[pomegranatemilk]

I love that the eye-punisher has the classic "90s fat woman" tattoo: DOLPHIN.

[reececarnley]

this shit never gets old.

[muffmaster71]

1:59 The book titled "WOOOOOOOO"......must be the biography of Ric Flair.

[Ubernaut]

Captain Marvel at 0:52... Any DC readers out there think the timing is just a coincidence?

[jbernard1234]

once, a lady, asked, me if, i, had, ever, tasted, real, milk, i said,, "sure"; all of which are now officially added to my list of literature to read

[dirosaga]

They guy with the glasses is largely based of Jack Nicholson. I just KNOW it

[pomegranatemilk]

@dirosaga for totes. I see it all the way.

[Bradylama]

Shouldn't have married your student, Professor Dolan...

Shut the fuck up you little pissant!

Fuck you! I LIKE YOUR BOOK!!!

[randomcushing]

She was whistling a John Cage song

[tammerraouf]

The way Steve says "natch" when Frank says he blacked out is fucking perfect. He was expecting it. He was expecting Frank to black out.

[S2Cents]

0:08 - 0:09 "hippies started pouring in" Inspired. I felt Frank's pain and that most unfortunate of life experiences, the major buzz kill.

[Shadowdancer21b]

Not as a student, but sort of a Momo Salad, or Momo Burger.

[1989tweezy]

no it isnt lol



[snipelfritz]

"She whistled a John Cage song and asked me about wolves balls."

What an amazingly absurd sentence.

I also love that they're constantly watching ridiculous beastiality porn most of the time. The woman fucking the shark is hilarious.

[spscarter]

"I bet you said some shit there that you wish you hadn't said."

Story of my life.

[RastaRoger420]

she presented a flask and I took an Oblivious seeking Slurp. Immediately the potion made me wanna Fuck stuff I've never Fucked Before....Mainly HER. LOFL

[numbertwocollective]

natch.

[prodiddler]

Hit 8 over and over again for Steve's lovin'...

[Lunatic187000]

Steve :I bet you said some shit there that you wish you hadn't said..

Frank: Don't..don't be a shit in my cut..

Steve: I bet you said that you were hmm..an oversexed lord of the dance..

oh and that you'd always remember her not as a student but as a sort of nourishment like a momo-salad...or a momo-burger

Frank: How!? did you know that I said..those..things..

Steve: Momo sent copies of the break-up letter all over campus..Everyone's read it.

THAT is why you DON'T..FUCK STUDENTS..RIGHT THERE..

[kethe]

I love how Death's buddies are Pestilence, War, and Conquest. Or Strife or Famine or whatever the Hell people call that Horseman these days.

[Vigilante9033]

0:52 SHAZAM!

[pancakewafflebacon]

"I blacked out for a bit"

"natch."

[Domatophobic]

I can't get over how much I love these videos...

[TheRaptorfiend]

0:28

"once a lady asked me if i had ever tasted real milk. I said, "sure"

[Steaditup]

And I knew, down in my brain's heart, that the night was shifting into shittiness.

[12345MrTomcat]

Don't be a shit in my cut.

[loudfastrulez]

"She whistled a John Cage song..." YES

[DLegislature]

"I looked down... and I had the body of a heavy reader."

[pottswanna]

Waking up in grappler school is the best line

[Ozker1313]

Steve is such a badass.

[chocho999]

"And I was no one to everyone"

"I looked down and I have a body of a heavy reader"

Top notch dialogue.

[InterpolFL]

An over-sexed Lord of the Dance. That is essentially a fair assessment of Frank.

[b3nihim3]

I would love to wake up in a car that's Tokyo drifting everywhere!

[soobwhale]

"Don't be a shit in my cut."

[Istronglydislikeyou2]

1:49 If you are inside a dead cheetah you will be so so so so so so so so so happy

[Bonmon62]

"she presented a flask, and I took an oblivion-seeking slurp" I still say that sometimes :)

[papermermaid]

I once saw a man with two faces. Wooooo, boy, un daddy. Sussy, sussy.

[leighbender]

wolfed some cookies?

[adamdahood]

the best

[tripplekkilla]

get offa me!

[tpaquin]

I don't want to alarm anyone, but I'm pretty sure those cookies are just semen-covered pieces of shit.

[ethornusarmy]

An oversexed lord of the dance lolol

[xXjb113Xx]

i hate how people will copy lines of the video

and then receive thumbs up for it

[ikester123]

Frank is a black out connoisseur. Makes you wonder what led him to waking up in that Sharper Image.

[thevelvetknight]

I have seen the light coming out through the seams of a patient daemons human costume.

[thevelvetknight]

I have seen the light coming out through the seems of a patient daemons human costume.

[Toya3816]

1:50 read the titles of the books

"If you get inside a dead cheetah you will be so so so so so so so happy"

[FantomL0rd]

@Toya3816 That is hardcore subliminal messaging.

[Pataters83]

nobody likes when hippies start pourin in. natt

[bloogedy]

3 black penises at 0:21 on steve's computer??

[chocho999]

"I looked down and I had the body of a heavy reader"

Neely has a way with words.

[beyondbeautieful]

"That... is why you don't fuck students." *air humps in his face*

"Get off of me!!"

xD

[jarrles]

1911 on 04/01/2011

[dolphinmagic24fan]

I toyko drifted today...

[Azuresong]

1:50 didnt coulour in

[ThatMonsterMan]

@Azuresong If you get inside a dead cheetah you will be so so so so so so so so so so happy.

[stumbleine0010]

i like the dinosaur whose head is cut off.

[iczer01]

been a long time since i laughed that hard

[tpaquin]

Always whistling John Cage songs.

[jowston100]

Shark sex! YES!

[shatterjack]

ok guys I'ma tokyo drift on out of here

[ArgonSpyder]

This cookies aren't cookies at all....

[psychocandy007]

Darts, girls, and you

[chompskyhomp]

"Blacked out again, woke up in grappler school"

[SirLoins1014]

"An over-sexed Lord of the Dance."

I'll use this description for myself from here on out. :)

[coolace108]

"GEROFF OF ME!"

[splitshadow13]

Look at the book covers, they change every time the camera switches.

What's the fascination with oats i wonder?

Once a lady asked me if I had tasted real milk. I said, "sure."

[pancakewafflebacon]

"blacked out for a bit"

"natch"

[New360Walkthroughs]

Something funny form the video we all just watched! do I get a top comment now?!

[mancreep]

And that is why you Dont....Fuck....Students.

[Vivalacate]

This is very poetic.

[Nottanemc]

Brad Neely - Please produce some animated pornos. The shark and girl @ 1:32, for example. Let's get some of that.

[megadestroyer454]

GET OFFA ME!!!!!!!!!!!

[FerdaMravenecPVD]

um. how does one whistle a John Cage song? it must have been a wizard

[theorygeek00]

@FerdaMravenecPVD it's actually a myth that John Cage's only piece was 4:33. In fact, he wrote a number of other pieces, all of which can be whistled by the average whistler.

[FerdaMravenecPVD]

@theorygeek00 nevertheless i submit that it takes a wizard to actually remember one of these songs and whistle it in a car thats tokyo-drifting everywhere :)

[vstueland]

immediately, the potion made me want to fuck stuff i had never wanted to fuck before. namely, her.

[REALxEMOxKID]

death was hanging out.lmfao

[MrJackets]

HUMPERS: Darts, Girls, and You.

[FerdaMravenecPVD]

i would SO like to wake up i a car that's tokyo-drifting everywehre!

[junkietomato]

Is that some shark on girl porn?

[tspear77]

Natch!

[tspear77]

The driver was a punisher.... A punisher of eyes

[MrDPuddy]

Once a lady asked me if I had ever tasted real milk. I said, "Sure."

Natch.

[daphnestory]

That.  Is why you don't. f*ck. students, right there.

[Lizzardman666]

those damn hippies

[VOCforlife]

Anyone who disliked this video should be hung punished for crimes against humanity...

[BAnders2319]

1:50 "If you get inside a dead cheetah you will be so so so so ... so so so happy"

[keeperofthecheese]

"Natch" :)))

[shinrsc]

FUCKING. GENIUS.

[LukeRossTheBoss]

"I bet you said some shit there that you wish you hadn't said."

"DON'T...don't be a shit in my cud."

[srm7284]

The driver was a punisher.....a punisher of eyes.

[Crzclwn]

Look at the screen at 1:34

[theNEWESTcabloober]

hahaha at :43 there's some lion on dude action.

[Berno10011001]

The Professor Brothers are by far my favorite Brad Neely comics. Such great phrases, lol.

"Woke up in a car that was Tokyo drifting everywhere"

[Budogenkai]

Woke up in a car that was Tokyo drifting everywhere.

[darlagoddesshate]

@Budogenkai I've experienced that

[majorocelot1124]

immediately the potion made me want to fuck stuff ive never wanted to fuck before, namely her lol thats great

[flamablesteve]

:22

what the hell is that on the screen?

[AnimeGamersPro]

1:32 A mothafuckin landshark?

[slowlydirt]

Whistling a john cage song!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[hoshikaede]

A punisher, a punisher of eyes- I laughed sooooo much.

[MitchMac84]

1:03 Sklorgs, Twumps, and womps, ROFL!!!

[Ariamaki]

The very concept of whistling a John Cage is pretty damn phenomenal.

[Bemargotuber]

one day...i hope to be like them with my bro...one day...

[TheRealEricLester]

Hahah, look at steve's computer

[Bemargotuber]

@TheRealEricLester look at both of their computers...whenever they have a computer in any of their videos

[XaldinUnleashed]

hhahahaha whistling a John Cage song

[horeman44]

that is why u dont fuck students (pelvice thrusts)

[BearBarton53]

Boring

[keeperofthecheese]

" NATCH "

[alexnkassiesavage]

Wow, so twistedly funny, Brad Neely's mind works in a very mysterious way. This stuff deserves its own slot on TV with Robot Chicken & stuff like that.

[lurkula]

This is awesome.

[MassCityGent]

"It makes you wonder if I was ever cool in the first place."

"Not me."

LMAO

[finalfight]

oversexed lord of the dance lmfaolmfaolmfao genius

[georgezimmer]

momoburger

[ConsecratedOblivion]

This has to be one of Neely's most clever videos.

[fentonyoung]

"...tokyo drifting everywhere..."

[Shipgate]

Man, Mr. Neely, why won't you grace us with more of your work? I've watched these videos of yours a hundred times. And while I never get sick of them to this day, I'd love to see you produce more of this pure comic gold.

[edusty2010]

Why is brad not making comics anymore, these things are fucking hilarious!!!

[testiclecrusher2]

lol, steve is looking at beastiality porn.

[dust540]

get off o f me!!!

[Kaytlynkayt]

look at the laptop at 1:32

[zedword138]

shark porn!

[TheIsito]

8-BALL MANTIES!

YESYESYES.

[looshkin66]

immedeatly the potion made me wanna fuck stuff that i had never wanted to fuck before..........namely her.

[Monstylicious]

Heh, Striptease Falcons.  Love ya, Brad.

[jowston100]

Comedy does not get better than this. Seriously.

[yossarian9]

"Blacked out again. Woke up in a car that was Tokyo drifting EVERYWHERE."

[Jeronami]

@yossarian9

Damn it, yossarian, I was about to comment that. Now I'll just look like a comment whore.

[MrDPuddy]

@yossarian9 This is the most random and hilarious thing ever! How does he think of shit like that? I bow to Neely's superior comic genius.

[SIRKELAVSVART]

Momo salad or a Momo burger

[looshkin66]

immedetly the potion made me wanna fuck stuff that i had never wanted to fuck before.........lmfao.

Brad Neely is fucking gee-nee-ious.

[wandervision]

she whistled a John Cage song.

seriously, how do you even do that.

[wandervision]

i can totally relate to frank.

[djwaglmuffin]

AHHH-HAHAH

I took an oblivion seeking slurp!

[snowman8441]

"Don't...don't be a shit in my cut."

[dragonclam1]

that is definatly y you dont fuck students lol

[fatherovterror666]

i bring that moral up at the most random and inappropriate times....it makes life a little more fun

[dragonclam1]

i dont think... i... i dont think ive ever had to use the morale *dont fuck your student* considering the fact ive never taught anyone, but still...

[spscarter]

"I bet you said some shit there that you wish you hadn't said."

"Don't...don't be a shit in my cut."

[Kokomokox]

@spscarter thanks for refreshing my already fresh memory now stfu.

[dangerczar]

This sounds like a true to life story. Fliff man

[cockfight420]

1:21

[Jaggnathar]

Tokyo drifting everywhere! The Long John Silver hat when hes hangin out the passenger seat is hilarious!

[beautifulmess72]

shark on human porno. lol

[mmaceda]

WOLVES BALLS

[lookwhatidid]

natch

[elmstterror]

best videos on the internet hands down....it immediatly made me want to fuck things ive never wanted to fuck before

[seangleason]

dont....dont be a shit in my cut

[ramza675]

i like the books behind them =D

[PoopVelocity]

Tokyo drifting everywhere

[BoFuckingNanza]

8 Ball underwear? Now thats just badass.

[CopernicusSmith]

Striptease Falcons? Haha, I gotta remember that one.

[bosshog871]

over sexed lord of the dance

[penskecat]

I don't want to alarm anybody here, but I'm pretty sure those "cookies" are turds drizzled with semen. I feel kinda sick.

[sinisterponie96]

I gave you a thumbs up because everyone else had one and I didn't want you to feel left out.

[SATURDAYateSUNDAY]

@penskecat aww im gona be sick lol

[darlagoddesshate]

@penskecat Why did you have to make me realize that

[darlagoddesshate]

@penskecat Why did you have to make me realize that

[eins2001]

Tokyo drifting all over the place...

[Babeman12]

this guy is fucking brilliant lol, he should have his own show