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  • HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

  • what was that in his hand? a gun?

    

  • Overfeed the lions first with meat and then go near them. Lions don't kill if they aren't hungry.

  • Well anyone would think "DO NOT WANT" If some random fat dude just started posing like hes doing a modeling photo shoot.

  • It's just so hard to believe that dude was able to crawl that well with nuts that big. The lions probably didn't want all the preservatives and saturated fat, otherwise they would've destroyed Professor Ponytail!

  • go 1v1 no gun

  • LION HEART !!!

  • Posing like Fabio and shit......crazy dude....

  • this man has someballs

  • this man has too much time on his hands

  • Wow... i should piss my pants off in a situation like this :D

  • Mike, you are the man but that lion was simply not hungry...

  • what a retard. and the worst thing is they didnt show the guys behind the camera with the hunting rifles,, just incase mike got into trouble. My thinking is if you go that close to a lion and he attacks you better leave him attack or just not fucking do it at all. there wild animals for fuck sake not toys

  • I bet Mike isn't alive anymore! Hahaha

  • he has KingKons balls 

  • he was lucky the lions had their lunch already that day

  • Balls made of Cast Iron LMAO

  • NOT FAIR! THAT LION WAS OUTWEIGHED!

  • Dumb idiot. Next time you try that, Try it before they've had a belly fulla gazelle or zebra then see what happens.

  • 4:32: HAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

  • ...he knows wht he is doing if u know mike, he has diamond balls man, and i think he is closer to these beasts than he is to his family or social identity...they're cool, both of'em...and even thou seeing this vdo surely makes u think its a zoo or oet or something, but it aint'...it works.....

  • Ehhhhhh! Watching this was like seeing someone trying to stand balanced, one on foot, on a razor blade while juggling. So extremely precarious... This man is completely crazy, but I have to admit he knows lion body language very well.

  • How soon after this "predicatment" did Mike's heart beat return to normal? Two to three weeks? Any symptoms of post-traumatic stress syndrome? Any indigestion, problem sleeping, nightmares? ..... Why, Mike, to you put yourself in harms way? To prove a point? .... Please! .... I, for one, will take your word for whatever you're trying to prove. ...

  • Incredible. Lions are really amazing animals. Imagine the adrenaline rush that guy must of had laying down in front of a massive wild lion and still had the cool head to make split second decisions and make the correct one at that. Talk about taking your life in your own hands.

  • carzy man got balls

  • He's lucky he's fat. Normal small person would of been prey easy.

  • Thi lion have fear of this man, and doesn't know what this man wqnt, but it was curious.

  • That lions like mann he know some shit i dont know,,fuck eatin him...

  • he has absolutely no chance of making it back...

  • @expeditionhall looool = he gooone DIE!!

  • BAD ASS!

  • its was way too hot to hunt, see how the others are in the shade...I want to see him doing this towards the evening when lions are most active

  • HE IS GREAT HAD GOOD THINKING POWER

  • if its a lion group , he would be attacked..

  • the lion thinks Mike is a GORILLA!

  • fuck that!

  • I love how "over it" the lions are!

  • @ThatCommenter if there was a tank behind you ready to turn that beast into a stain,you'd still shit your pants. Your either pretending which is pointless..because it's a fucking lion and we would all be scared.. OR.. your a moron and you would actually not be scared and probally eaten anyways.

  • If there wasn't like about 2 dozen crew and rangers in vans right behind the guy, the loin probably would have kicked the shit out of him. He didn't defeat the lion, the lion just didn't know what the fuck was going on with this chump. /watch?v=TBpu4DAvwI check this one, these guys go in, no backup, not just fooling around but actually stealing the lions food, now that's defeating a lion.

  • That guy is wild

  • This guys stupid or he balls the size of a house .

  • looks like he's trying to seduce them

  • This man made me so proud. He showed what kinda guts human beings can show. How brave! I am utterly impressed! I do not know your name pal but accept my salute. Thank you for making me proud as a homo sapiens.

  • I'm gonna sneak up right behind this lion, and stick my thumb righhht up its butthole - In a steve erwin accent.

  • smart young lion,

    Is that a fully metured lion, looks like young nomad lions together.

    The lion was expecting the other lion to join the party, could have been interesting, but mark is experienced bolck, he is simply super,

    He might have seen these lions for months or may be more.

  • i have a friend that has a friend who got attacked by a lion.

  • @ThatCommenter it would still be scary,there are two lions,what if the shooter missed,the lion only needs one second to kill or badly injure you

  • WHY!!!

  • I would bring this guy with me if I ever went to Africa

  • He had a roll of toilet paper to throw at the lion....this was wrong on so many levels....

  • @DanceRuidoso It wasn't to throw at the lion, it was to throw in some direction to distract it.

  • WOW!!!

    

  • This is what happens when you have a beard like Chuck Norris.

    Even lions fear you.

  • Lion A. "It's that fat bloke who thinks he's a lion again." [Sighs]

    Lion B. "I can't be caught on camera, I ate a gamekeeper last week." [Hides behind trees]

    Lion A. "Right, I'm going to show him my teeth; I'm sick of this troll turning up every day with his toilet roll!"

    Lion A (to man). "Grrr... I said 'grrr'! Me lion, you lunch, get it? I've told you before, THIS IS NOT A PUBLIC TOILET! [Man waves roll] He's waving his roll; yes, very scary [sigh]. *Sniff* Hang on... I think he's used it!?!"

  • @umaralansari hahaha u damn funny

  • @umaralansari Which fat bloke? kevin richardson?

  • @umaralansari Because the relationship between him and lions are incomprehensible..

  • @umaralansari stupuid

  • @KingDcome11 You used a single word - perhaps you can't form full sentences, I don't know - yet you managed to get that wrong. And you call me stupid...

  • then he got killed by a buffalo :)

  • that guys but is huge

  • mad mike u are a legend. btw hue says hello.

  • lion: " IS THAT FUCKING COTTONELLE TOILET PAPPER?!?!?! MUST HAVE! "

  • It is amazing but really need to respect king of the jungle. Leave him alone.

  • The lion like wat the fuck is this guys problem

  • On the one hand i want to have this guy examined for loose screws...but on the other I want to buy him a beer. Guy stuff...

    Our boy Mike has certainly impressed. Is it just because he has shown us all who is the true King of the Beasts?

    Bravo.

  • That's one of the most impressive displays of bravery I've ever seen.

  • Has this bloke been eaten yet ?

    

  • chuck norris who?

  • I find it funny that some people are making fun of this guy's weight, when obviously he's got more balls than you ever will.

  • why tha fuck would some one do some shit like this

  • HE JUST MIND FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF THAT LION

  • fuck chuck norris

  • Yup definitely some big balls, really big balls dude.

  • lions faces have been blurred to protect their identity...

  • Mike Penman is great!

  • OMG THIS GUY

    IS

    A FUCKING LEGEND

    FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK­KKKKKKKKK

  • I find it weird I didnt see his balls dangling from underneath his pants. Cause boy, he has some!

  • i love this man

  • wow that was dangerous.

  • Toilet paper is for if he shits watching lions.

  • @bananatheanna its just a joke chill lol

  • Lions can smell...

    toilet paper.

  • This guy understands the psychology of lions

  • What's the name of the ethololgist / lion behaviorist?

    (Mike ...?)

  • F.U.C.K T.H.A.T!!!!

  • No Fear!! No problem!!

  • This man must of shook Chuck Norris hand.

  • @jaffa1781 Chucknorris is old.

  • those lions were very full indeed....they were not hungy

  • He reminds me of "mort" from penguins of madagascar. A sphere of ignorance.

  • long hair no care

  • If that Lion ate mike, all that would be left would be his balls of steel.

  • The X factor:

    Lion - sharp teeth, long claws, very fast.

    Guy ....well... atleast he's the size of the lion.. And apparantly eats as much as one too.

  • now i call that for a MAN with balls

  • Man vs Wild

  • Hey, isn't that the Most Interesting Man in the World?

  • Who has seen the film Limitless?? This guy has definetly taken one of those goddam pilzz !!

  • Bravo Mike, you are the man!

  • I'm impressed, one the dumber things I've seen, but impressive nontheless

  • they must have been full

  • That lion decided not to eat him,because he could see all you get is layers of fat! LOL

  • @tenoderaaridifolia u fuckin idiot

  • Meanwhile, in Australia....

  • nice pony tail. 

  • IRON BALLLLS!!

  • the unkown fears chuck norris

  • @TheCelticmaori hahaha true talk

  • im going to wrestle a lion one day completely unarmed and see if i survive.......its on my bucket list 2

  • Hes dealing with the snot-nosed teenagers of the lion community.

    One day he'll come across an Al-Capone Lion who who will snack on his fat white pasty body before the crew can shoot it with the rifles they are hiding behind the camera.

  • The lion thought he was a white rhino.

  • @danniecurnow haha

  • That's nothing, I do that everyday. If you know my sister than you know what I'm talking bout.

  • i dont think he have balls

  • People who hunt lions deserve to die a painful death

  • The fuck are you doing??

  • i have so much respect for this guy, ye i know hes doing a crazy ass thing but at least he takes the thing head on un armed, at the end of the day hes in lion territory and knows the risks, if he gets mauled to death well thats the risk he took he didnt go in with a bloody gun and showed off and if all goes wrong shoots the lion like most idiots would do, its not the lions fault this mad man wants to take these risks so why should they suffer at others hands good on u.

  • nerves of steel, big golden balls

  • I am 100% sure they had gun

  • they dont call him mad mike for nothing

  • it really doesn't matter how close the lion gets, if he tries to attack, this man will clearly chuck norris round house kick that pussy right in the face.

  • his balls are so huge the sun orbits them.

  • fuck that....

  • and then an elephant come from behind and trampled him to death...

  • i would do it if i have a machine gun

  • that man has balls the size of planets!

  • The man is a hero people.....FUKING HERO!

  • he is a REAL MAN !!! HE HAS BALLS !!!

    

  • first of all a wolf is Not anywhere near being feline. and i know for a fact ths lion can outrun this fat ass anyday. are you that dumb? if you're donovan bailey Maybe you can outrun them. wolves are nothing the same as lions.

    i grew up in new brunswick and wolves were a normal thing. a better comparison is the black bear.

  • U jus got lucky do that again

  • fat ass should be eaten

  • @aboood811 Fat ass? he has more balls than your whole entire family, losers : ) He prolly eats bitches like u every day.

  • How to get away from a big cat. Run like the fucking hell. It is okay, these animals (cats) have the lowest stamina of all mammals. All cats are that way, which is why during a chase off if you get a good start and you know how to sprint, you can outrun them and get away. They will if they choose chase you for a few several yards before giving up. If you remain there and impose a threatening posture, they may attack. Different with wolves, in which don't want to run away.

  • @SmartGuy4today A male lion can reach speeds of up to 81km/h and maintain it for about 12 seconds before exhaustion sets in, so unless you have a 266 meters head start or a Ferrari's acceleration you will be mauled and fucked beyond recognition because your scrawny ass can't even cover 20 meters in that amount of time, and that's considering you don't shit your pants and freeze seeing a 200kg ferocious animal is coming directly at you.

  • The toilet paper was two fold. 1-distract lion 2-clean up after he soils himself

  • Wouldn't catch me roaming around the fields of a lion that's for sure lol. Some people watch tv and others like to play with the lions, whatever takes your fancy I suppose.

  • I wonder how this man keeps his cast iron balls rust free?

  • @joelec255 ballistol

  • @joelec255 I bet he is wearing a diaper. LOL.

  • @joelec255 It's only a matter of time before his luck runs out.

  • @joelec255 By resting them in the mouthes of his harem

  • @joelec255

    balls that big and valuable are made of unobtanium, and he has it in spades.

  • @joelec255 they are stainless steel

  • @joelec255 He makes Chuck Norris oil them up

  • He grabbed that lionj by the hips and humped it into submission

  • Lions and Humans do not submit. This is the biggest intellectual fallacy you could make is assuming that cats and humans behave in the exact same manner as dogs.

    The cat was simply curious and a bit worrisome, when he realized the humans wasn't a threat and wasn't as interesting as he had thought, he began to walk away.

    It is all a matter of what they are confident and comfortable doing. And as long as you know that aside from knowing the fact these animals suck at running long distances.

  • what kind of a lion is dis my dog is more dangerous dan him

  • Luck bastard!

  • i like this video

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  • do you guys think he could have done that to a tiger??

  • @lhagz101 no

  • good thing he had garlic. It doesn't just keep vampires away lol

  • 53 people tried to do this to a lion and it didnt quite work

  • He mindfucked the shit out of that lion

  • This takes way more balls than those pricks who go out shooting lions with high powered rifles with guides pretending it's dangerous.

  • @FuriousPumpkin lets see him try that with those tsavo man eating lions that killed all those people in africa, ha ha ha game over!!

  • i think he should try this with a tiger :3

  • The toilet paper si to be used at the end, to wipe many asterisc holes, the camera men, this gay, and very posible the gun shooters behind.

  • Stupid humans. Get the fuck off of the poor lion's home.

  • @FrankiEmo92 stupid humans?? are u an alien sir?? 

  • that guy is an animal too!!!

  • line say is that new animal on planet.......

  • Your a fucking idiot mate. The guy in the car had a rifle covering you all the time and if things did go wrong that lion would be shot because of your stupidity.

    Stick to jerking off!

  • Fuck That!

  • Mike, I am very sorry. But I tried the same thing years ago and I lost my virginity to the same Lion..

  • The Lion wasn't really, really hungry, otherwise he would have asked me, even to fuck this one stupid guy alive.

  • Lion was like "Sorry dude, but I'm not gay"

  • Don't try this at home ...

  • The reason why the lion got scared is because the man looks like a Fucking lion with his brown dress and beard .

  • @coolband12

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH­AHA ive never laughed so hard!!! LMFAO ahahahahha

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  • the lion was like , i dont got time for this sh-t at one o'clock in the afternoon

  • his mind was 2 meters away from the lions mouth

  • dude, your nuts........but really cool too.....sorta

  • The Lion is like "WTF"

  • How did Mike find out that he possesed this skill?? Crazy basatrd!

  • I hope his mind absorbed the fact that his naked legs looked like chicken legs to lion. Lion probably had stomach full otherwise those chicken legs would be pretty easy get!!!

  • the one thing in that lions mind is "Damn dude.. that thing is huge, i don't know if i can take it on"