Larry Dave - Bald Asshole

[Jex2112]

"How far can you take this thing?!.... 'Trick or Treat, BANG BANG!?' " LOL :D

[bjornuk]

So good. He is right

[Ninety9Soulz]

Larry's house is fucking awesome

[EDEEB7]

Hilarious. Bald community. Priceless.

[TheIncandescence]

lol

[loofers]

LOL, how he dissed the black guy for "not being part of the bald community" ROFL

totally righteous. :D

[SuperTestfreak]

i hope i never become part of the bald community,larry is just awesome

[dereke1968]

classic



[Carcassfan891]

I agree with Larry on this one. Cheryl is full of shit. "Just give them candy!!" fuck that. Put on a costume or get fucking lost.

[Medsas]

"we're a sect" ahahahahah

[ACanuckSince92]

3:34 = one rattled cop.

[mmartini50]

The "Bald Community" LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Seinfeld182]

"How far can you take these tricks?" haha best part

[larrybud]

I didn't know it was going to be felony or treat!

[MrRobynLover]

Amazing, even after all this time

[06Roots]

100% with the bald A-Jerk...LOL. Stand up for the principles of Halloween candy giving...LOL

[898482]

1 person dislikes bald people

[UgoZg]

Larry is the last righteous warrior.

[112frankybaby]

I love his reaction after shutting the door.

[shatukiki]

@112frankybaby that's one of my favourite moments of curb. "Fucking asshole, Fuck you!" and then he just walks away with that face LOL

[nikkaknocking]

hahaha larry has a hole in his shirt at 1:11

[markuslebt]

i am larry the ju and am offended in my huge mansion

[MrBarton77]

Look up BALD ASSHOLE-you'll find it under James Redmond on a music sharing site called Soundcloud.It's brilliant.Uses this as a sample.

[tadm123]

lol this guy is just a genious

[aahhhshaddap]

we don't really consider you to be part of the bald community, with all due respect.

[horbergus]

Fellany or treat, shit this guy is a genious

[ATeamAnglers]

My cousin caught some kids doing this and he released his two rotweilers on them and the kids never messed with him again

[motarek2]

one of my fav scenes of curb

[Evergreen6991]

Cheryl is definitely in the wrong here.

If someone TP'd your house, because your heavyset wife refused them candy, then spray painted "Fat Bitch" on your door. And you somehow still sided against her....that would make you the bad husband wouldn't it?

[liesinpale]

fuck teenagers fucking pricks cunts they're all hipsters and fuckups

[crh2010]

"can i have free candy at 40?" lmao

[kd8bud]

That's how the kids are today.

[TheChainsOFMisery]

we don't really consider you part of the bald community

ahahaha...i love it when he talks about the "bald comunity" with such passion..

[Cashback13]

LOL "Dark Hair 20 Years Old!"

[Cashback13]

Halloween is Irish! I don't know why we even both with it in this country (England) I agree with Larry Teenage girls with an attitude problem and no costumes don't deserve candy! 12 should be the maximum age for Trick or Treating!

[MikeyGLFC]

@Cashback13 come on man, free sweets, who gives a shit where it originated

[Cashback13]

@MikeyGLFC they ain't free if you've gotta hand them out Fuck Halloween!

[MikeyGLFC]

@Cashback13 I meant for the kids, I'm with Larry on this one, they have to put some effort in, and not be miserable bastards

[springbok86]

"I didn't know it would be felony or treat!" haha

[krazynite]

I love Larry's rules :)

[grapisavillain]

i love how he considers "balds" a minority group. gold!

[bigzebes]

which season is this from?

[ChuckNorriso0]

what an asshole

[icosmini]

Sometimes Larry dresses like a homeless guy :D

[elchafa]

Trick or treat BAN G BANG

hahaha this scene is amazing

[manifestgtr]

"I didn't know that the trick extended to felonies!"

[Bunzypoo]

I got rules too!

[masterDevis]

That pretty much says it, he IS an asshole!

[DevilRebellion]

oh deep inside all of us, there's a little Larry David. He did have a point.

[evosero]

@DevilRebellion

I wouldn't even say that deep.

[DevilRebellion]

@evosero lol true say.

[bcizle08]

We don't really consider you part of the bald community....with all due respect.

[SandrineSoprano]

Too brilliant: "We dont consider you as part of the bald community, with all due respect..."

[runly1]

MY FAVORITE CURB MOMENT! We don't consider you part of the bald community, with all due respect.

[frostytheaussie]

@runly1 YES. best curb moment ever.

[Falstaff85]

That's a damn impressive TP job. They must've been there all night.

[crazycool1128]

I find cheryl attractive, sexually, that is

[Johnnyblazedanketch]

If someone can find a way to mute her voice out of this bit, id love you for it, she has the most annoying raised voice!

[larrybud]

"Felony or treat!!!"

[SandrineSoprano]

@larrybud Trick or Treat Bang Bang....

[morgantown1]

the whole Elvira thing hahaha, Larry always unknowingly hurting his cause

[avonbarksdalejr]

i'm 40, i want free candy.

[Kuwa1ti]

1:11 his shirt is torn from the back..funny

[dmg555]

hahaha we don't consider you part of the bald community ;)

[jgcfc58]

elvira... lol

[apark02]

I WANT FREE CANDY!!!

[nicorigo]

Trick or treat, bang bang!!!

[unsanitized]

don't jinx it

[sethvicious]

the noise Cheryl makes at 1:28 is quite weird >_<

[bootymanager]

It is a hate crime. Fuck people with hair. Yeah, fuck you all. You know, 66% of men are going to go bald. So guys with hair are actually the monority. Also, you arseholes are environmental vandals, with all your hairspray & dyes & shampoos and shit, fucking up the environment. You use more water in the shower too. You use way more electricity with hair dryers and curling wands. We should get a special rebate in our power and water bills. Baldies of the world unite! We are the cool ones!

[benroo89]

@bootymanager Suck my hairy balls.

[tatasupay]

What a fucked  funny stoy.

[ShivDes123]

AHaaa no candy u get fucked! Dumb bitches were just scroungin

[Boobalopbop]

"Dark hair... TWENTY years old"  LMAO!!!

[HLJokerRP]

I hate whorish bitches like those spoiled f*cks

[jdemiray1]

"you are not bold, okey... you have chosen to shave your hair, thats a look you are cultivating to be fashionable and we don't really consider you part of the bold community, with all due respect." LMFAO!!!

[koreamy]

ah ha ha ha ha-this made me laugh so hard "Bald Asshole"

[TXTahoe]

haha its funny yet so true, id do the exact same thing if I was him

[mase5701]

"Trick or Treat, Bang Bang" my fav curb line!

[Yanman88]

I'd give'm my candy.

[EdMcStinko]

Larry has a good point wih the bald thing. Bald should be involuntary. I miss this show so very much.

[ayanotdo]

love him XD

[stephanesonneville]

Ok but we considere ourself a group of people !

[Borat911]

the bald community !!! lol !!!  this man is too awesome for words

[nbachmann]

"I didn't know it was going to be Felony-or-Treat!"

[McPrfctday]

"felony or treat" pure guinness :-D

[jeffbrak]

A victim of circumstance...

[busessuck1]

this was a fukin genius ep

[househeadericmd]

LARRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hobokenpete]

Sir - I'm bald; I'm not offended.

well, with all due respect Officer Burt you are not bald- OK,. . . you have chosen to shave your hair . . . that's a look that you're cultivating to be fashionable and we don't really consider you part of the bald community. . . . with all due respect

[AmitisO]

thank you Larry, for continually making me laugh.

[bluemileDOTca]

trick or treat, bang bang, hahaha

[SuperAkebono]

@bobbypinhead

Or what if you're part of the using-rogaine-to-delay-the-ine­vitable community?

[globbo100]

Listen to Larry David. He says he won't be intimidated,especially on Halloween.Intimidated by whom? A bunch of small children who want candy.LOL.

[mmaier2112]

I don't want to overreact but those cunts should be gang raped and murdered.

[globbo100]

@mmaier2112: Whoa! Whoa! Where did that come from?

[mmaier2112]

I was tipsy last night and thought it was funny.

I still think it's funny sober.

But I should not have directed it at you, should have put my yammering in the general comments instead. Apologies.

[EmXtraMoney]

sheryl is a bitch lol she comes off sweet but i dont know

[Tansey81]

Sir I'm bald; I'm not offended.

[Tansey81]

lol @ Larry stretching the truth ... "Dark hair, 20 years old."

[swishahouse36]

felony or treat

[GunGemini]

"i will not be intimidated"

LMAO!!

[303bassline]

Silly scene. Still funny, but the cops are not taking it seriously at all. It's still vandalism.

[joshdakilla]

Larry "Dave"?

what are you, slow?

[SuperVincent85]

those little cunts

they deserve to be smacked

larry is totally right

[gabo694]

that's pretty much the point of the series, larry is right, we're the assholes

[RaWNCHEZ]

whats this show called again?

[sexoja23]

trick or treat show . thanks

[pothwei76]

Susie and Sheryl both have phat asses!

[barrytron3030]

THAT'S A HATE CRIME!

[theracisthero]

when Larry David Pissed on Jesus is a Hate Crime

[92451721921892113]

"social contract...i would advise you to give them the treat"

[fuck3roo]

this is one of the greatest... from that cop that is speechless to the "not belonging to the bald community" comment, and to the "she looked liked Elvira" part... it's all very funny.. the entire episode actually is great.

[fuck3roo]

season 2, episode 03, if you care enough for it ;-)

[mseales]

bald asshole.

[samashby08]

"Trick or treat, bang bang!"

[hogslayer117]

i wouldnt because they like demanded it

[unclebobunclebob]

you are not part of the bald community

[monmichka77]

I'm with Larry. At least have on a damn costume.

[CanadianGuitarist]

@monmichka77 I'll second that, and it's easy to side with Cheryl after the house gets vandalised. Larry's not always a prick (but sometimes he is), he's a victim of circumstance. This time he wasn't a prick, he was very right.

[pnice000]

@monmichka77 Tits are a costume, or haven't you noticed womerns' costumes in the last 10 years

Slutty+ anyyjing is a costume

[beingforitse1f]

"i didn't know it was gonna be felony or treat"

[Boobalopbop]

Dark hair.... 20 years old! ROFL!!!

[comprehensiveboy]

Larry is on firm ground on this one, legally, morally and civically. Plus he is willing to suffer for his priciples. He's doing it for all of us. This was what life was like before Obama :)

[afrogurl7]

I'm glad that Larry didn't give those underaged bitches any candy. They were also rude when he answered the door.

[RockBottomRiser21]

"I will not be intimidated. Even on Halloween."

[19chips]

" I didnt know it was gonna be felony or treat" He kills me lol.

[tmotleygoldstein]

dude this is fuckin ridiculously awesome

[KnotFrost25debbie]

i'd leave all the paper on the trees just incase the forrest animals need some like in the charmin toilet paper commericals

[Ramsez]

With all due respect, officer, you are not bald.

[SuperVincent85]

i think this episode is sooo funny

but i can't even watch itbecuase those two little cunts are so irritating

and her dad later in the episode im so glad larry screwed with them at the end i was clapping

[VicsTrailers]

trick or treat? TRICK! haha

[Deadman6990]

"Trick or Treat Bang Bang!"

Larry David ftw

[thugkid1982]

absolute genius

fuckin hilarious

[Deadman6990]

"'Bald asshole'? Thats a hate crime."

Hahaha oh Larry.

[sedativechunk]

Curb Your Enthusiasm is my new favorite show! I watched this episode a week ago and it's great. Every episode, some bullshit always happens to Larry, even if he's trying to be nice to people, it always backfires.

You have to think if the life in Hollywood really goes this way. I think so! I can't wait for the new season in September anyway.

[jmacck]

3:41 "theres no threat..."hahah

[Boobalopbop]

This was SUCH a great episode. Everytime he talked about the girls he would change the age he thinks they are "I dunno, dark hair, about 45 years old...." rofl!

[CanadianWorkDivers]

Hmmmm.. Up here in Canada.. We didn't waste any time looking for candy... we used devil's night and Halloween to burn down barns and garages, and to pretty much get back at everyone who'd pissed us off all year.. It was our favourite holiday. lol

[morechicharonesforme]

Based on my experience people who went Trick or treating past the age of twelve were either borderline retarded, or complete fucking lowlifes. The latter of whom usually went on to spend time in correctional facilities. Fuck those no good little tramps.Larry was right.

[morechicharonesforme]

Social contract my ass!!! It is an established fact that Trick or treating is limited to preteens. While it stems from a more adult (and criminal) tradition, over the past hundred years or so it evolved in to a childs game, and the idea of it being an acceptable activity for adults to engage in is fucking insane. Those impolite little tarts should have expected to be turned away by most if not all people.

[me2226]

the sigh from the police officer after 'we dont consider you part of the community with all due respect' cracks me up!

[BryanNC08]

We balds consider ourselves a sect of people! LOL

[napalmenema1]

Larry is the voice of reason

[apriswajaya]

hes the only guy i know of who makes a moral out rage on trick or treaters who doesnt give much effort on their costumes

[VergilsRespite]

You're damn right he does! Fuck those 'lil foul mouthed whores! Go LARRY!

[samhall1991]

agreed, great show:)

[AllTerroristsMustDie]

"We don't really consider you a part of the bald community, with all due respect." -- CLASSIC! Only Larry could get away with turning a simple Halloween prank into an accusation of a full-blown hate crime...and state as much to a BLACK POLICE OFFICER! The irony in this scene is so rich and meaty I could eat it!

This and 30 Rock are the best comedies on TV!

[SharksKid]

He's right. What right do little teeny skanks showing up barking for candy?? lol.

[avonbarksdalejr]

Hey Elvira...

[ellabridgie]

the annoying thing is that larry is usually right lol he says what we are all thinking lol xxx ty x

[Mediterraneanblue9]

Tricker treating at 40 lol!

[949GuitarDude]

LOL!!! Why is it always Larry's fault?

[Mediterraneanblue9]

His wife is such a tight ass. Cheryl Hinde is great at being annoyed.

[mjags23]

"I'M 40 YEARS OLD AND I WANT FREE CANDY"......Larry David is amazing!

[sk8itup0203]

bald asshole thats a hate crime- were a group!

..we consider ourselves a group of people. sir im bald, im not offended. with all do respect officer bert, you are not bald. ok. you have chosen to shave your hair, that is a look you are cultivating to be fashionable, and we dont really consider you apart of the bald community. HAHAHAHAHA i love this show

[Lagwagon555]

felony or treat, hahahaha

[MissFabuIous]

LMAO! jews are tooo funny

[househeadericmd]

larry was right!!! LOL.... bratty litle lazy cunts!!!! bald asshole - OMG too funny!!!

[oscarxp25]

I also like to add the little release of anger that Cheryl lets out at 1:29 is so cute

[0rbin]

Sounded like she was getting off.

[oscarxp25]

"What is with you and your cut offs!!!?"--the way she says that is great

[bmilondon2009]

lol, funny jewish dude

[Luke9982837289]

Larry was definitely right

[dbcooper714]

It's funny how he ups their ages to 20 when reporting to the cops,to make it seem worse. haha

[MentalSentinel]

I didn't know it was going to be felony or treat!

[949GuitarDude]

Why is it always Larry's fault when other people are jerks?

I'm receding, he would probably tear me a new one if he heard me complain about it.