National Lampoon's 72 Virgins

[globalchaos1984]

DUDES FROM WORKAHOLICS!

[InhaleAwesomeness]

lol they're also speaking hebrew :P

[helloasswipes]

has anyone noticed that one of the guys in this movie is from workaholics.

[yharoonian]

isn't the announcer the announcer of poker after dark? isn't he muslem himself? ali kazemi? so now they want us to think that terrorism and suicide bombing is a joke? something to laugh at? fuck all terrorists...

[Serpent1n3]

@yharoonian Eat shit

[InhaleAwesomeness]

isn't that hebrew on the "frat house"?

[Serpent1n3]

@InhaleAwesomeness Eat shit

[xlvba]

What about osama. He was growing pot in his back yard even.

[stryeker]

what is the song at 1:09 ??

[raahulworld]

@stryeker thats a punjabi song..

[DJMilkThistle]

@stryeker Punjabi MC - "Mundian To Bach Ke"

[cosmiccarl2]

osama is no more.

[jerrycrus]

Alfa quida , AQ cool......lol

[muhannad01]

american mentality

[xoxgodofgodsgodxx]

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[supercop007]

that was funny except the punjabi song,man punjabis and muslims are two entirely diff. thing.

[livefreeordiehardkor]

hey, whats the name of the song they are singing at the end. Is it punjab?

[DJMilkThistle]

@livefreeordiehardkor They're singing Give Up the Funk by Parliament Funkadelic, they just changed the lyrics to some stuff about hookah

[livefreeordiehardkor]

hey, whats the name of the song they are singing at the end. Is it punjab?

[Peinigga]

please make this movie :D

[zsezse215]

zsezse com

[srkb001]

why is dat everyone make a big deal on 72 virgins? even if God promise heaven without a virgin, ey will be muslims who fight for islam.

wat did a soldier get when he fight 4 his country? his wife remarry, his kids become orphan, n e president gets power n money.e poor young man get nothing but grave.

look at e prophets, ey fight along w eir companion in front rows.. not hiding behind the BUShes like our presidents..

[vikingkidsuknow]

what that song called in 0:05

[Bongofury361]

Though National Lampoon's humour is usually sophomoric, I think 72 Virgins would be hilarious!

The CIA could use it as an "enhanced interrogation" tool, instead of waterboarding!

It may even have the added benefit of showing terrorists the ridiculousness of their religion and their goal to be a martyr!

How do you say "WTF was I thinking!" in Arabic?

[RainbowManification]

alhpa quida. lol

[rogerwilsonwilson6]

9/11 hahahahah fuck you

[folahan]

awesome, this is it!!! i love lampoons

[dhonirbk]

typical muslim behaviour

[BlablablAprobuctions]

NO, you are confusing ideology with faith

[subxuk]

muslim porkis

[ManusiaBlegug]

u should make this movie guys, 100%!!!!

[fromwilliams]

"The teachings of Islam can fail under no circumstances. With all our systems of culture and civilization, we cannot go beyond Islam and, as a matter of fact, no human mind can go beyond the Koran.

Johann Goethe

[historyscoper]

As Muslims are allowed to migrate to the West and set up shop, bringing the Medieval Sharia law with them, it's getting dangerous to remain a history ignoramus about the rise and history of this mental AIDS based on a devil's music score. Learn the key facts fast accurate and free from the Historyscoper, with links provided to check the facts. Click my profile for the url.

[hilo890]

"no, you're the bomb"

[antonimbret]

no you are the bomb believe me.. hahaahah

[oratorspeaker]

make this shit man!

[fgh899]

cool cool man cool stuff

[mcturk17]

whats the name of the song that plays when the girk comes to the room

[anandghosh2002]

funny thing, that song is indian song sung by a sikh. and sikhs are very much against islam :P

lolz

[anandghosh2002]

Also, that song is from the movie Boom.. search for "mundeya tu bach k rahi"

[mcturk17]

thats not helpfull at all man, whats the singers name and name of the song

[Gwyndion500]

2:42 im a muslim but that was funny

[alltimetvclassics]

For the best in Cult Classics go to ALL TIME TV CLASSICS com

[parkyoshin]

it's funny yes, but you people are racists.

[cantleysugar]

I think this nust be a spoof, more's the pity. But it's very very well done, and it made me laugh more than once.

[XXXREDROOMXXX]

If you really look at it, no one really had a problem with the trailer why not go ahead and make the movie?

[splintercellchicken]

i think this movie would rock, but would probably be too contraversial to be approved. people are too sensitive these days. and M4FIA, go suck a dick. you wouldn't know a joke if it raped you like your priest did. religeon has become corrupt. we need a branch of christianity that is strict, but gives nobody all the power.

[yharoonian]

yo when is this movie comming out ? does anyone know?

by the way Fuck all muslim terrorists

[bradz105]

it fake u dunse

[fordson75]

KKK were terrorists. The first suicide bomber ever was israeli. I can prove it

[rebelstang]

Funny as HELL! Easy 5

Looks Like The Sheeple

That voted for osamabama. Damm Fools!

[hockeyplaya015]

fuck you M4FIA

[M4FIA]

hell fire will be waiting for the director of this movie. making fun of people religion is not funny.

[zolevokpk]

all religion can suck my cock. i dont say that i dont belive in god but if there is anybody near to it he is not a fucking asshole for example if i dont go to church i go to hell and shit...live as you want cause you only live once

[ultradestruction]

Hell with Organized religion, just believe in Shamanism because it's a concept not a religion.

[zolevokpk]

true haha i do belive in it and in animal spirits^^

[ultradestruction]

Shamanism can be Polytheistic or Monotheistic.

You can praise local spirits for help in your day-to-day life or you can worship the one uncreated & unseen god that most Turkic-shamans refer to as "Tengri".

Ataturk was a Tengri'ist, who made Turkey a nationalistic state & kept it away from the Arab death cult that infected the Ottoman Empire.

Genghiz Khan was a Tengi'ist. He took over half the world in a few years & was just great ruler, who was against harming children & the old during war.

[MansurAnsari]

Infidels(nonMuslim=kaffirs),I educated in best PakiMadrassa.Western propoganda corrupt URminds.Madrassa taught me,Muhammed(PBUH)Paighumper said in the Hadith-Qur'an:

1.Earth is flat.

2.Sun revolves round moon so Islamic calendar based on moon.

3.Islam orders muslims2fuck own mother,daughter&sister2strengt­hen family bonds.

4.Incest is okay for muslims;jealous kaffirs made it illegal.

5.Pig=beautiful:Its pussy&ass like Muslim mother daughter&sisters pussy,so dont eat pork.

6.72 virgins in heaven.

[james48890743]

..U will get silk the sun will not burn u and u will be in shade. I am sure if Muhammad was around today he would say if u fight for Allah u will get I-Pod, flat screen TV and a stretch hummer ect. He just promised these things for people who fight in his army like what good will sex be if it just constant and for not having kids it will be like breathing eventually and it will not be fun. But by the magic figure of Allah in his clinic of heaven he will make the women virgins always mashanAlla.

[james48890743]

what people do not know is the 72 virgins are for the worst Muslim the one who doesn't go and fight with Osama Bin Ladin the one who does not pray 5 times a day or read his Quran. But what the verse in the Hadith an authentic hadith accepted by Islam for hundreds of years btw until today when it makes Islam look stupid is that the lowest reward is 72 virgins and 500 male slave boys that don't bleed w.e. thats supposed to mean. Then it says things like trees will walk to you to give you fruit...

[sirkeenalot]

whoever thinks that Muslims think they get 72 virgins in heaven is a fucking DUMBASS,it says no fucking where in the Quran,the 72 virgins thing is just a big joke used against Islam even though it has NOTHING to do with Islam.

Btw,Allah means Al-Ilah which means the Greatest which is the same God that you guys worship.Even the Arabic Bible used Allah instead of God.

And lastly, you're a big dipshit if you think Arabic sounds like fucking Hindi,it's a poetic language like Portuguese&English

[boskinator]

You are absolutely right! It is not in the Koran.

It's in the Hadith.

[bittirampuri]

wtf.. wht a fuckng retard u r.. u hv no reason 2 support ur language and tries 2 increase the importance by comparing with portugese and english.. wt bullshit.. whts wrong with Hindi..

[amanygg]

what's the deal with the hindu??!?!? Why is that such an insult to be compared to that?

Your tapped, man...you need to get your head checked!!

[SilentJoker88]

-"what's with that writing?"

-"it's greek, dude. Greek cursive."

LMAO!

[sidhu66]

you ppl destroy iraq..lmao hahhaha

[CRoadwarrior]

LOLOL...this is still funny no matter how many times I watch it.

[sangguru]

you'll be in hell for sure

[tumadoireacht]

@Mc4zVibe christian and jewish "holy" books peppered with similar balderdash

[Bongofury361]

@Mc4zVibe It kills me that followers of islam persist in trying to convince non muslims that their religion is the "religion of peace", when we all know that strict adherence to the qu'ran is PARAMOUNT to being a muslim!

Your quote-mining shows the absurdity of their claim!

[sana0hk]

@Bongofury361 i searched and his quotes are not really true! u can do it urself and u ll see the difference

[sana0hk]

@Mc4zVibe STOP misquoting the Quran!! the true translation is not what u r saying!!! try to read the quran in its original language instead of the misleading translations and misquoting in some stupid hateful blogs on the net! i see these same arguments over and over, yet all u have to do guys is to read the whole Surat, the context, find an authorized translation!! try to do that and u ll see the difference! if i want to learn abt Christianity, i wont search for negative unsure stuff like u did

[Mycos1]

@sana0hk Its humor guy. Misquotes and misperceptions are the very stuff jokes are made from.....christian, muslim, jewish....whatever! In fact...ESPECIALLY christian. muslim and jewish precisely because you guys all take yourselves sooooo seriously. Big hint. Get over yourselves.....you and your gods really arent as important as you wish they were.

[Arun2000X]

hahahahahaha ... allah fucked 72 virgins!!! LOL!!!

[insanesugarpain]

This is what happens when we leave the world to be run by a bunch of horny men!

[zubairhussain86]

Alright first of all there is no 72 virgins mention in Quran (words of GOD) it is an unauthentic Hadith remember an unauthentic hadtih secondly according to your bible a prophet in 1 kings 11:3 have 1000 wives. If he can have 1000 in this world why can't I have 72 virgins in heaven? C'mon man also according to Jews scriptures they will get 60 virgins in heaven, ask a Rabbi

[agentr777]

but do koran means 72 virgin goats when they say virgins? dude thats a shit-deal!

[SexciiAsad]

i'm pretty sure its girls

but u know wat would be fucked up?

if they all turn out to be sluts yea

[skjoyner]

@agentr777 It's 72 Virginians, Not 72 Virgins waiting on them in Paradise.

All wearing buckskins and holding Arkansas Toothpicks ready to cut their heads off when they get there....8)

[MetalcoresuxNsodoU]

GREAT MOVIE

[Darshthedevil]

BAD IDEA

[shaunhoskin]

Funny, but this movie will never happen as it's too politically incorrect.

[HardBodyNyC]

CAN MY VIRGINS BE 72 MEN!

[18violet]

noooo. you're the bomb. trust me.

ahahahahahahaha!!!

[porkistanigandu]

very well said ...see my profile foto for a peek at allah

[lvfsa]

I think that is your dad's picture...........

[porkistanigandu]

areey waaah , tumhey kaise pata ? my dad is having sex with u mommy and ur sisters right now..gang bang style ...oooh yeaaah

ur family is getting fcuked by a pig...

maybe allah was better ...wat u say ?

[Glennifying]

omg i love this. THERE MUST BE A MOVIE!

BRB 72 VIRGINS

[jamesmaccon]

this is takes bad taste and stupidity to a whole new level.

[fukylittlemonkey]

no you are the bomb

[gagandilan]

hilarious!

[kosherdiah]

you know, if these terrorists are after those 72 virgins, ive only one thing to say to them- 'who said theyd be female virgins?'

[allahisiblis]

No problem, they will settle for male virgins.rofl

[koonjabi23]

Is this a real movie?

This just looks like a piece of racist crap movie.

I wouldn't watch this for 72 virgins.

[fredroypoulin]

Since when Islam is a race?

[koonjabi23]

I mean Middle Eastern. That's a race isn't it? This film makes fun or middle eastern stereotypes. Guess I have to explain everything.

[lanananans]

islam is not a race.

[rseek007]

Nawaz101, most muslims may be peacefull because they dont follow quran.What did mohammad(allah) say in the last but one surah-9 of quran?

[Nawaz101]

i am muslim myself and i think the 72 virgins is a lie because suicide is haram haram means not aloud or something like that like unholy anyway suicide is haram and your not soppoused to do it so terrorsits or liars please people stop being racist not all muslims are violent most muslims are peacefull people but one bad apple ruins the bunch please understand that

[fredroypoulin]

If the 72 virgins is a lie then you admit that your prophet lied to you and all muslims and still believe in him?

[roxana51iran]

LOL!!!! that was the finniest video about the fucky moslem terorists that I have ever seen!

[dotdadee]

Having 72 virgins after you die is going to hell, NOT heaven. You would spend forever NEVER being able to touch them. If you did, THEY WOULDN'T BE VIRGINS ANYMORE! So, having 72 virgins waiting for you (and never being able to screw them) after you die would ONLY be in Hell. Heaven is where you have 72 Major Babes that REALLY know how to satisfy and WILL satisfy your every sexual urge, and be VERY nice too. So Muslims, you all take those 72 virgins and forever have blue balls. YIKES!

[derek589111]

we all need to liten up this was fucking hilarious god damn oh um allah damn my bad lol but seriously take a joke

[alloyskull]

Everyone needs to lighten up and stop taking every damn video on YouTube so seriously. It's also sickening the number of pricks that try and make everything look like such a huge deal. Everyone gets so offended because every damned thing doesn't appease them. I admire the Muslims in these comments though because at least they are trying to teach about it, most of the time. Most of us Westerners have that fuck everyone attitude. I'm not one but double standards are unacceptable.

[sana0hk]

@alloyskull i 100 % agree with you

[BoriquaLady1209]

only white people find this shit funny....its not btw

[extreme098]

72 VIRGINS(2)

1

The concept of 72 virgins in Islam refers to an aspect of paradise. In a collection by Imam at-Tirmidhi in his "Sunan" (Volume IV, Chapters on "The Features of Heaven as described by the Messenger of Allah", chapter 21: "About the Smallest Reward for the People of Heaven", hadith 2687) and also quoted by Ibn Kathir in his Tafsir (Qur'anic Commentary) of Surah Qur'an 55:72, it is stated that:

[geebee801]

What happens when they run out of virgins?

[streincarnated]

oh, they already are running out of virgins. when that happens, the rewards are still being doled out, but a little differently. guys get inflatable dolls and gals get strap ons and have to pair up with other gals, if u know what I mean.

[nikuskumar]

Heaven is imaginary concept to lure people to do stupid work. Do you run out of fuel when you are flying in dream?

[extreme098]

72 VIRGINS(2)

2

"It was mentioned by Daraj Ibn Abi Hatim, that Abu al-Haytham 'Adullah Ibn Wahb narrated from Abu Sa'id al-Khudhri, who heard the Prophet Muhammad PBUH saying, 'The smallest reward for the people of Heaven is an abode where there are eighty thousand (80,000) servants and seventy-two houri (virgins), over which stands a dome decorated with pearls, aquamarine and ruby, as wide as the distance from al-Jabiyyah to San'a.

[extreme098]

72 VIRGINS(3)

3

Ibn Kathir relates concerning the following verses:

Verily, the dwellers of the Paradise, that Day, will be busy with joyful things. They and their wives will be in pleasant shade, reclining on thrones. They will have therein fruits and all that they ask for.[Chapter (Surah) Ya Seen (O Thou Human Being)(36):55-57].

[extreme098]

72 VIRGINS(5)

4

Although Ibn Kathir relates the opinion of some companions of Muhammad being reported to have said concerning "will be busy with joyful things" that means in heaven people will be "busy in deflowering virgins",

[extreme098]

72 VIRGINS(5)

5

What Muhammad did in Qu'ran was only to deceive many into their own destruction into hell. If he is the prophet of God, he must always preach love not hatred toward his followers and toward his enemies. Can you justify a suicide bomber get 80,000 servants and 72 virgins after killing innocent people (infidels)?

[tomtesticle]

anything that pokes fun at those fucking muslims is ok by me

[leesawford]

this looks like the biggest pile of shit ever!

[praskovia13]

seriously we need to be lobbying our politicians to be looking at the koran, if anyone quotes islamic books or history they r accused of hate, but its islamic fact, live n let live i say, its time the world woke up

[praskovia13]

yes they should make the movie and we should get monty python to do the life of 'abdul' and right on marv i hear its one 72 yr old virgin (reuseable) and its a tyop its not rivers of wine, they missed the s off, its rivers of swine, peace to all, and blessings upon ur bacon butties

[marvesmarves]

It's a misunderstanding, the truth is, its 72 yrs OLD VIRGIN, NOT 72 virgins, do you want that, gooey, flappy loose skin, thats worse than hell.. hah3x

[vastman]

You should keep in mind that this movie is based upon a true story.

[39Hool]

Because this is Islamic heaven, where these will be Muslim virgins, they will be properly escorted by brothers, fathers, and uncles all looking to do you in if you so much as look at them the wrong way. Either that or slay them in "honor killings." The dilemma reminds me of that TV commercial for Milk, where the bloke dies and ends up in a world of fresh-baked cookies but no moo juice to wash them down.

[TheDrumr0ll]

funny, funny, funny:) GO NATIONAL LAMPOON!!

[squeekycheese]

Tough to get an hour and a half out of this.

They can get sent to flight school where they learn to fly but not land a plane. They get found out by the CIA and are turned into double agents. The AlphaKida frat sends them off to a terrorist training camp to train to blow up Yankee Stadium. They meet some progressive muslim babes (love interest)...and together they foil the plot.

Yankee Stadium actually gets blown up but it's the old one and there's a new one right across the street.

[alphamain]

All theywant is to get laid...so let the arab guys fuck them in the ass...and end of story.

[Kobe24FOLIFE]

name of the song !?

[TheDrumr0ll]

rofl

[ktoret]

any1 knows if this mouve is out yet?

[magichandpuppet]

Yes... It will be "the bomb"!

[dontiburon]

I VOTE YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dontiburon]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­hahahahah

[kishankakarla]

I vote YES..

but with a small doubt. The two minute trailer is awesome, I doubt how a two hour feature will look like..

[DimmuBorgir007]

They shower with camel piss. How do u think they keep themselves clean in a desert with no water. The camel's cock is a portable shower head lol All they do is get under the camel and they receive their glorious golden shower.

[DimmuBorgir007]

Yeah it is actually and camels, if u can find a way to mount them lol.

[Isrel1]

Gotta do this movie...make fun of the jihadists so everyone realizes how ridiculous these people are.

[punkzznotdead]

ppl whn dese ppl die dey r gnna b frkn pissd...

cuz dey will realize dat dere r no virgins up dere..

nd evn if there r...all dey say is 72 virgins..no mention abt sex...imagine 72 virgin males..

[LHPscandinavia]

I personally NEED this movie! Make sure its coming out

[DieHardCore666]

That was great. You should definetly make this movie.

[spyrothehuman]

how would you like to lay with 72 virgins in PaRiDiCe!

[lollypop036]

if you make this movie you will get bombed up lolzlolz

[SpacyYuki]

This is SO funny!

Not only does it make fun of extremist jihadis but it also makes fun of ignorant dumb f*cks like those kids. SUPERLOL

[ani3000]

Suicide is forbidden in Islam!

[nominalvelocity]

Mhmm... That's really working out well for some of your people, isn't it?

[ani3000]

what you mean "your people" so what if they are musilms ALSO I'm not responsible for the actions of another person regardless wheather they are muslims or not!

[nominalvelocity]

Oh, of course not. All I'm saying is that if this value was as positively reinforced in the Muslim community as other values are...things would be different.

[xuphoria]

i guess this is ok... but ive seen worse ones that make fun of my religion, and if u make fun of my religion u can suck my dick.

[cahanewasright]

well what is your religion?

[xuphoria]

sorry im just making a point...i dont have a dick, but my religion is islam. and no im not some muslim guy's bitch.

[cahanewasright]

islam?

OMG i wanna puke

islam=violence hate racism and what not

[Demonk]

what a nice, considerate thing to say for a muslim

[xuphoria]

yea...well i don't totally agree with the whole "a woman stays in her house until her husbad picks her up to serve him"

lol...but yea i pray and fast.

[cahanewasright]

LOLLLLLLLLLL THAT WAS TOO GOOD

[ilrat]

NICE :D

[1981mother]

what is national lampoon?

[AmirGTR]

whatever was written above the door, it wasnt Persian. Nor arabic.

Iranians arent terrorists, they're peaceful, in fact too peaceful that makes Americans think they're gay. (Note im an exception, im really violent so watch out)

this was KIND OF funny, I give it that.

[cahanewasright]

iranians are peaceful?

you mean before 1979 the islamic revolution

today we have ahmi who threats to destroy to whole nation with nuclear power crazy muzzies

[insanetrain23]

yeah i dunno man

i mean itd be funny

but it would probably cause alot of controversy

[LoreleysGrasp]

Hey captain obvious, try not being a retard.

[insanetrain23]

I used to know a fellah names lorley

and his "Grasp"...

Well, the only thing he "Grasped" was...

you know

Mr. Dangle

so are you gay?

oh, and you smell

[mkashaf07]

dude i am iranian and the terrorist are speaking farsi

i can understand what they car saying

[LoreleysGrasp]

What the fuck car you talking about?

[AmirGTR]

yeah the guy was speaking Persian. "farsi" is what Iranians call the Persian language.

he said "we attach the bombs to them and fuck their sisters" in Persian.

"fuck their sisters" basically means beat the crap outta them, it doesnt really have to do with the sisters lol

Clarified?

[LoreleysGrasp]

Are you a terrorist?

[ani3000]

what a question!?! get your head fixed!

[AmirGTR]

wtf r u talking about Talibans are vahabies who think by killing a Persian they can get their fuking 72 virgins. wtf does a persian have to do with a terrorist?

what a lame comment.