Terrible Sequel Headaches (part 27/32)

[tehjonbro]

This gameplay is too impossibly repetitive to have been done by a longplayer. I think he put his mouse on a record player and got a drinking bird toy to click it in order to progress the game while he went on vacation.

[Presidentjh]

Because he was a womanizer, he deserved to be brutally murdered...

Ok.

[MachRiderZero]

*has watched up to this point*

If Paul isn't the killer, I don't know who is, because he's the most neurotic out of everyone. Mike doesn't have the guts to actually kill anything, so I assume that the only other choice is the clinically insane one who waters his lawn ALL MONTH WITHOUT REST.

[R4Z0R98]

@MachRiderZero Don't say that mister. Mike Dawson has a really mean punch.

[typomanbros]

You know, this RP kinda reminds me of "Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead." All, the endless loops, clueless characters, and of course, heads, heads, heads...

[videogamenostalgia]

@typomanbros And Mike Dawson does seem to better suit being a supporting character from another videogame...

[chosentonessournotes]

"Look at Paul, watering his lawn incessantly. Just the type of behavior for a KILLER." ...why is that the behavior of a killer again, Mike? I could see if he was killing and skinning cats on his lawn, but watering the grass...? I'm at a loss here...

[thecoloradanempire]

@chosentonessournotes I think it's something about the repetition. Not that Mike isn't guilty of that.

[Boeeeps]

Shrimp Baby Please

[DJCuellRebirth]

2:26 to 2:44

Best part.

[Pooky1991]

Jack walks like he has a stick up his ass or hes been struck in the nutsXD

[DefendedHomestand]

To the Longplayer's credit... who would want to watch someone play Darkseed II?

[mrjesus1890]

Paul: Killer or sprinkler? You decide!

[AHMbros4life]

Because of you guys and this video

I used to say "You just got trolled".

Now, i say: "You just got Mike Dawson"

And i don't regret it.

[grottypissedstained]

I love Diabetus's voice for Paul.

"God dammit, Mike."

[videogamenostalgia]

That girl Rita you just called fat?... She has lost her head. The clown you just called ugly?... He has died because no-one got his medication. The FBI agent you just punched?... He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars?... He was sent to the hall of death (where the only way out is death). That Mike Dawson you just made fun of for crying?... He can't win the ring toss. Put this as your facebook status if you're against bullying in Darkseed 2.

[Neotails8762]

So basically nothing happened in this part.

[Indigonumber189]

You guys are amazingtastic.

[bust2007]

I can't help it I have to find out what happens to mike, who's the shape shifter.... Who killed Rita .... Dang it. Going to blip like it when it was by episodes on YouTube better. I just have to find out

[TheAnimeRoom]

Compared to Dark Seed II, the original seems like a competent and well thought out product.

[SBhopin]

"We have another longplay, if you're interested."

If? IF!? Gimme that shit!

[Doperwtje81]

@NostalgicSince2005

It keeps crashing when I select New Game. 10/10

[DJCuellRebirth]

I think Cobra murdered Rita.

He was staring at her feet.

[Hamsteere]

@DJCuellRebirth References from a future longplay, already?

Great Scott...

[Liam40000]

I had a feeling you'd try to take Jimmy's head off! *hint hint*

[PickpocketSan]

Another Longplay?  Fuck yeah I'm interested!

[PickpocketSan]

@NostalgicSince2005 What do the reviews say? "How rita murdered cant faind manget 9/10"

[gazzawhite]

Why does the longplayer keep going on the leftside of the maze???

[FunkyHonkyCDXX]

All I have to say after sitting through the entire thing on blip (and thoroughly enjoying your commentary) you better have that moment highlighted in bold while underlined, for that moment was utter magic.

[AeroAtlas]

I'm a big fan restuprae. I love your restupraes of "shitty" lets players despite being one myself :). But I think that your wrongpraes along with your restufrash might be some of your best work. Plus less people are butthurt :)

[edward18517]

I bet I'm a shittier LPer o.o

[AeroAtlas]

@edward18517 Your better than me lol. You have 334 videos and 207 subs. I have 750 videos and 60 subs lol. Its mostly cuz I post ALOT, though being fairly new to lets playing lol (i think like 5-6 months). And to be honest my older videos are unwatchable to be cuz of how i sounded at the time lol.

[edward18517]

I can almost guarantee I sound nerdier ^_^

[AeroAtlas]

@edward18517 lol

[Absorbing]

@edward18517 Camcorder LP's make you shit by default.

[edward18517]

well, that's the only way me can LP =)

[GTAfan421]

@AeroAtlas I doubt they'll forget about the LPers, there are just so many that will never learn.

I hope they at least visit BillyMC soon though, I want to see progress - albeit I don't expect much.

[Nionivek]

YOUR still doing Longplays!?! Holy cow! after this I would have thought you would have retired from Retsupuraeing for a long time.

I guess you liked Darkseed 2 more then I thought.

I still have theories on Darkseed 2 but I am waiting for the final video before posting them. Lets just say I found the game... less ambiguous.

[lobsopdoy]

@NostalgicSince2005 Her explanation is certainly mindblowing.

[DaRkLoRdZoRc]

Shrimpbaby needs his own spinoff series. Or at least to become a regular retsupurae reference/joke. He's just too darn lovable to leave in the dust with Dawson and Co..

[posthumanfetus]

I can't believe you guys already put up another giant longplay. You guys are the best, really. Wait til Jack sees this!

[Zknight7126]

Dark Seed 3 Shrimp baby is a playable character.

[Seydaschu]

Here's a toy they should sell at the next Sci-Fi-type convention: Teddy Bears you can turn inside out so they become Giger-style shrimp babies!

[shockraid1]

@Seydaschu Sounds more like a carnival prize to me.



[themisanthropex]

Whenver I see shrimp-baby, I always think "Wow, I'm glad that the baby from Eraserhead got an additional role after his one-hit wonder".

Spoiler alert: The writer was inspired by the director of Eraserhead. :O

[pullahoko]

Players of this game also enjoyed:

-Meet N' Fuck Rita

-Dawson and Jake (Hentai)

-Dental Appointment

[MrSmartGuy21]

....... Why is Doug's Quest to Hit and Quit Patti Mayonnaise the first related video not involving you guys bashing this horrible, horrible game?

[thebitkid]

DARKSEED 3 make it happen CyberDreams we need more to make fun of.

[YankeeGamer5]

I have a challenge for Cyberdreams.

In Darkseed III create a storyline in which Mike becomes the surrogate father of 3 Shrimp Babies.

Imagine the drama of a manchild Mike Dawson trying to raise 3 Shrimp Babies while still persisting his Darkworld adventures of who killed Rita.

It needs prawning out, no pun intended but I guarantee that the gaming world would be shocked, stunned, and moved at the efforts of making Mike's character more meaningful as it will most certainly explain everything.

[Grendelynden]

@YankeeGamer5 Alternately, a game where Mike Dawson contracts breast cancer.

[ThatOneMinecrafter0]

@YankeeGamer5 If theres a darkseed 3, I'm killing myself

[SamuraiFoochs]

Shrimp Baby really is adorable.

Since he's likable, silent, and adorable, he must be Dark World Mike Dawson.

[MrBoynton27]

@SamuraiFoochs Actually you could be on to something. Seeing how everyone in the dark word is the "opposite" of their light world counterpart; if we take into the fact that Dawson is the "savior" of both worlds we can see a strong connection with Shrimp Baby's role in the game.

[zerok116]

This better than mw3

[bust2007]

Whats everyone think the big twist is going to be???

[gaminggoddess85]

@bust2007 Most of us already know, because we watched it on Blip.

[videogamenostalgia]

Wii sports resort: Darkseed 2 carnival edition! Featuring playable characters Mike Dawson, Rita, Mike's mom and the Sheriff, with Paul and Jack as unlockable characters. Try out the infamous spin-the-wheel! Test your dexterity with the ring toss of destiny! Can you hit a single target in the firing range? Will you bow to the giant severed head, or will you be too embarrassed? Can you water Paul's lawn? Or will you miss, pal, and plunge into the river of blood? Out now! Rated M for manchild.

[lisledre]

9:30 If you think 'Mike Dawson's Ring Toss' isn't the best game since Donkey Kong Country then YOU ARE STUPID - yes, I know that's insulting, but it's also the truth!

[CakeDispenser]

Does shrimp baby do anything beside being cute and adorable.

[Probablyacowtbh]

Only 5 more to go. Oh god

[CyanFunk]

I can't wait until we get to the scene that explains everything.

[Proletariat12]

So wait, that Mortician was locked alone in that room at the beginning of the game with only Rita's headless body?

ooooo myyyyyy

[PaintedBlackCloud]

3:12

Slim tribute videos incoming

[RedSHARK6]

My theory is that the longplayer's being held at gun point. So naturally he's taking his time to stave off being executed once it's complete. The pausing is the longplayer thrashing around trying to get loose.

[GTAfan421]

@NostalgicSince2005 or, once again, they only rated the Ring Toss portion of the game and the parts with Jack.

[jettythesunfish]

I noticed this for some time, but for anyone who has played Klonoa, aren't the zaps in Shrimp Baby's case the same sound from when you get a hit on bosses?

[chaffXgrenade]

@jettythesunfish Yep, I noticed that too. :)

[inferno232]

Mike Dawson's line of thought is like that of Silver Age Batman. Well, Silver Age Batman after he's taken a brick to the skull.

[Krissj100]

@NostalgicSince2005

"This game was boring as hell, turned me into a complete loser, cost me my job, my marriage and caused me to move back in with my parents. 8/10."

[IsItTheBagel]

Wow, nothing happened in this part, although I guess that's how most of them are.

[GTAfan421]

@IsItTheBagel Well at least Diabetus and Slowbeef are there to add something to the non-existent equation of Darkseed II.

And yes, Mom does explain the past five or six hours of awful, tedious, dragged out gameplay - and she explains it in a perfectly clear way too, I might add.

By the way, I wonder if the Long player knows that just because its a long play that doesn't mean it has to be like six fucking hours, when it could be three.

[cyber952]

This game isn't quite as bad as it seems from these videos.

It's definitely awful, no doubt about it, but it's the longplayer. The pauses make it seem even worse than it actually is.

[thatguy1145]

@cyber952 The story is stupid and full of plot holes, the main character is a self centered, delusional, dumbass, the puzzles are either completely obtuse and could not possibly be predicted or so stupid a 3 year old could figure them out, and the games moves slower than a turtle with 3 legs. It is not the pauses making the game worse, it is, in fact, the game being just that horrible. The pauses are just there to make us suffer with the longplayer playing this.

[Assasin2]

@thatguy1145 Pretty much this, a lot of this is really stupid and Mike Dawson is not a compelling protagonist, the story? well honestly none of it makes any Goddamn sense (and not for the right reasons) and only gets worse as it goes along

[cyber952]

@thatguy1145 I didn't deny the game wasn't already terrible. I'm just saying his gameplay is taking it from terrible to godawful.

[chaffXgrenade]

I WOULD make a "Dead to Rights" reference and ask Mike to take up his grievances with City Hall, but you can't enter the courthouse.

Also, the mayor's dead, so that could be a problem... :/

[jettythesunfish]

@chaffXgrenade Dead to Rights? The only way out of there is death!

[HumanGiant13]

Maybe the longplayer playing this is baked and he's pausing to take a hit so he can get through darkseed 2

[Ygdrasel]

@HumanGiant13

Mike Dawson is the longplayer. But he's finally realizing the garbage he created so he pauses every now and then to cut a piece of himself off in repentance. He actually died of blood loss after this was all finished.

[JohnTheFisherman888]

@HumanGiant13 That or he liked it so much he was taking long breaks to preserve the intense gameplay.

[hehehe88]

@HumanGiant13 Medicinal Dark Seed II. For those who simply don't want to live anymore.

[GTAfan421]

@HumanGiant13 I dont blame him...It must be some good shit.

[CyberSlayer128]

I would have thought that Slowbeef and Diabetus would have taken a break after Dark Seed. You two have diamond hard souls.

[Ygdrasel]

@CyberSlayer128

After this, I doubt they have souls at all.

[KronikKINGx1]

I'm so lost with this series.

[dowap7]

@KronikKINGx1 So late? I was lost with this series after part 3.

[xWhiteClaudiax]

Also I hear Mike Dawson is an unlockable character in punch out. Rumor has it he has a mean one-hit KO.

[AdvanceSockem]

@xWhiteClaudiax Mike Dawson was the only guy that Glass Joe beat.

[AgentMidnight]

man you guys are on fire with these long plays. Keep up the good work

[bobbinsthethird]

Catcher in the Rye trains you to assassinate Lennon

DarkSeed 2 trains you to kill Mike Dawson

[HumanGiant13]

I had a crappy day and seeing this video cheered me up

[xWhiteClaudiax]

Oooh, dinner and a retsupurae?

Gentlemen, you spoil me.

[elistonium]

@buuski next retsupurae is 7 parts on blip.

[BarackOshama]

@elistonium i thought you were joking. holy shit