New Jersey Theme Song

[Zendrix3]

no u-turns. ur a tool. Great vocals though..LOL.

[dragon1234178]

It's cool Jersey don't like you either. We don't like people who bitch and whine about our laws. Not like we really follow them anyway lol

[edenw1]

You singing is soooooo bad and it well funny how everyone gets well annoyed with you.

[cop889900]

great a tool passed through new jersey i live there hey ass hole stay out of nj u fin fuck jeez u suck at singing

[twiztidcawcaw]

I guess it takes brains to drive........I'm guessing you have none?

[NedAnderson23]

1st - that song sucks to begin with, but you had to go and make it even worse. thanks

2nd - u can drive a 130 miles of tpke for only about 4 bucks! what a deal!

3rd - there's only like 15 exits for the whole trip, so get a friggin map or a gps, figure out where you're goin, and don't miss your exit!

4th - notice how there's no tolls comin in, but you always gotta pay to get out? that's how we gethca!

lastly - we got way too much traffic here. take your frriggin roadtrips n get lost elsewhere

[sk8orsnoh]

Jersey Anthem....search:FH1 mixtape

[ximol1]

I would like to see him sing this song in Newark

[tracyfamily]

Please stay out of NJ. We're trying to keep the gene pool clean.

[grlcookie5]

you don't have to make illegal turns, learn how to execute a jug handle ya prick.

[dirtylos30]

this idiot wouldn't survive in Jersey

[Brian72082]

NJ has the best of everything! If you want to stay here. Suck it up!.

You get what you pay for!

[spitonu666]

lol i love how everyone gets all defensive

[kamandkrm]

Only ppl who REALLY know how to drive would have NO PROBLEM driving in NJ! Sorry to say you proved you DON'T know how to drive! Oh and we needed to take your money after the way you killed that song! Your poor wife I'm shocked she didn't jump out of the car with the way you sing! POOR THING! And THANK GOD your not coming back you DUMB ASS!

[ThusSpakeLinda]

Good, stay out - we don't need your kind here anyway

[depeche609]

honey..next time dont loose your turnpike ticket..gabool

[giantsfan19822008]

I am from Jersey and you arent welcome back you fucking piece of shit and you sing like shit!!!!!!!!!!!

[aalspach87]

hey chief its called a jug handle its people lik u why we drive aggressive cause u r a stupid hick tht sucks at driving and dont worry just to let yu kno from every one in jersey we hate yu to yu baby back bitch

[roofusgooner]

It's called a jughandle.  It's not that hard.

[gobblemygo]

no left turns in Jersey? false...

lol im from jersey and im not taking this song personal at all cause i guess its funny to him and his wife? but i really dont think this is like the least bit funny...

[MellieP88]

ohmygod dude...hahahahah this video made me laugh out loud. grew up in jersey all my life. i hate it too. everything you said was true. look now IM starting to rhyme :/ new jerseeeeyy i hate you like crazzayyy. hahaha best part ever and ur face lmao. sorry jersians-but i hate this place. totally on their side :P

"u gotta make illegal turns the whole waay" lmfao dude..too fucking funny this guy.

Adding to my favorites!

[depeche609]

Why is everyone ripping on him? You know everything he said was true.

[The69ahs]

There's nothing worse than Jersey Drivers and Jersey Guidos...now that I look at it Jersey really sucks.

[depeche609]

I am born and raised in NJ and this is great.

Everything you said is completely true and very funny!!!! 5 stars

[peacelove436]

nice teeth, hick.

[cpckx0xhan]

this guy is such a dumb shit...if yuve been on the road all day thru jersey yu obviously didnt experience new jersey yu fukkin prick..get a fukkin life..thank god im from jersey cuz at least guys here are good looking ps yur singing blows and it blew my speakers out..

[SimplyScooby]

man you guys are acting dumb, its just a joke with his wife in the car. I'm guessing you're all from New Jersey, thanks for repping your state like an asshole, this just proves the point even more. I live in Jersey and have lived in 3 other states. New York is by far the best. and I'm talking about the State, not just the city. Get a sense of humor... you need to drop your egos a little more folks. It's not THAT great. It's just New Jersey. The armpit of the US.

[kamandkrm]

actually NY isn't any better so keep your comments to yourself because you didn't represent any state you lived in very well either!

[nikkixxxfresh]

fuck yu, yu got nothing on us, why is everyone so jealous of jersey, get a life

[brightlikealight14]

you fucking rednecck ; we aint retard ; yeer the one biiiitch ; goo back to where you came frrrom ; bc we are lot betttter thaan yourr uglyy asss bitch ; kaaay thanks?

[robertwood123]

I guess some people would have to wonder about your IQ.

This has just gotta be one of the dumbest vids ever posted on YouTube.

[xoclubbabiiexo]

if u dont like it here dont come here. fuck you and talk about drive straight..are you even???

[openheads]

This guy did not make any real claims against NJ other than he had to pay tolls. Just a bunch of baseless name calling.

At least be clever about it.

Go back to NASCAR land where obesity & ignorance is plenty. Where the schools fail & the average income sucks.

[epeth22]

i was gunna write something just now but after reading what you said i really got nothin else.. u basically took the words right outta my mouth.. except its cool that he's leaving tho cuz it's 1 less douche bag in jersey..

[kamandkrm]

LOL love this comment that was great!

[dmurphyy]

prob from mass or fag maryland

what a queer

[tfet21]

don't worry we hate you too, tool.

[joshyjoshy94]

this is shit dont b harsh about new jersey im from the original jersey in the Channel Islands, UK and i think this is so retarded u looser ... regards from Jersey to New Jersey :)

[MrsxCxRonaldo16]

Good, so get the fuck out.

[jsgold15]

wow faggot go back to ur pussy ass town if u hate nj. ur lyrics dnt even make sense n u cnt sing so fuck off faggot where r u from alabama u fucking pussy. If jerseys so bad then y does every one else from the northeast come to nj for the summer u faggot. U prb just got ur ass kicked by some jersy kids so ur pissed of aight so go back to ur gay town and stfu

[Mrmurphay]

go back to Tennessee

[champlain9]

Hey buddy, get a life and some voice lessons, make the ears bleed.

[ftm14]

how could u not like jersey?

[foxylilmimi]

i kno rite. what a hata lol.

[xocheerxox]

woow . this guy has no cluee . jersey is great i bet u live somewhere in the trailer parkks

[marilisx3]

this idiot isn't even making any sense. at least sing on tune you douschebag

[willydubs3]

its funny how u made a video of such an irrelevant thing thats not even true

the funnier part is how u actually took the time to put this n youtube

[turpentine0]

i really do hope you never come back to new jersey

[BlueMoon640]

ok all i can say is old jersey kicks new jerseys ass

[Jakers2009]

I'd call it original jersey myself

[ZoojerZ]

What a fucking flaming homo assclown cocknosed douchebag.

[legand71]

if you think nj is so gay there where you from fag. i bet your from penn. you fucking shobey stay the fuck out of jersey and get a dental plan for that fucked up mouth of yours.

[punklittlegirl88]

so i honestly think this guy was just angry he didnt know how to get off parkway and go in the other direction...how dumb can you be?

[punklittlegirl88]

ugh dont fuckking come here if you cant fucking drive here. if your making illegal turns your lucky some asshole that wants insurance cash didnt hit you..ya stay the fuck out....and learn how to fucking drive.

[jrzgirl56]

You have no taste and you can't sing.

[fdny442]

i bailed in 24 seconds i feel someone owes me that time back

[clubkid43]

there are U turns.. Queer!

[itsxbellaxbitchx]

just go over the median..and if you didnt wanna drive straight why did you come down in the first place people are dumb

[realsteez]

ROFL

[donex101]

Fuck you homo you dont live in new jersey all you see is the turn pike. im glad you left we dont need your skum here

[NYR99RMM]

What did NJ ever do to anyone, it really isnt fair...

[daminmancejin]

i know it isn't fair but this video is funny is hell!

[rosemaryrainbow]

Everyone needs to calm down. I'm born and raised in New Jersey and this shit is hysterical. I think this guy has a great sense of humor and you all need to relax.

[Angrygumballl]

You suck at life you homo! Stay out of Jersey!

[lostgeneration7]

Wow, what a retard. Hope you die in a fire and rot in a hole in whatever shithole state you're from.

[shadowmark37]

SCREW YOU!!!!!!!! i live in new jersey and we get enough crap already

[ame9903]

Where are you from?

[xxjustine2]

you're gonna call jersey retarded? you sound like you actually have down syndrome. i feel bad for whatever state you call home, freak.

[spunkyjersey]

No matter where you live or drive through there is always something that one will hate, every state has a suck factor.I have lived all over the USA and have hated and loved something in each state i passed through or lived in. I think your probably a sucky driver thats why you hated it!!! When I lived in NC I hated the fact that noone could hold a good conversation about anything indepth but I loved the way the mountains looked at dawn. Its all a matter of looking beyond you ignorant mindsets!

[egkg75]

Maybe your next video you will crash in the back of a Semi. By the way what state are you from pussy.

[327adams]

New Jersey is the best state in the USA

[Brian72082]

you have my vote

[327adams]

Yes and we hate you in Jersey You COCKSUCKER

[johnny07652]

So don't come back you redneck asshole. Go fuck yourself. oh yeah welcome to NJ, cocksucking redneck fag.

[somechick25]

I bet if you would have stopped and shared your song with us, we would have given you a wonderful Jersey greeting!

[Paul07901]

This film is so true and factual. I am also a NJ native of 24 years and have lived away from this Cesspool of a state for the past 28 years. 04/2007 I made the mistake of moving back to the state of my origin. I also, have come to the same conclusion as this fellow here sums it up. A lot of people here in NJ Are Clueless as to what it is like out West or elsewhere, for that matter. Just for instance turn on the radio, what do you get, old shit music from the 80's.

[portsmouthunibikers]

the real jersey isnt much better lived there for 18 years before escaping

[TactlessJack]

I hate pussies like this. I'd like to punch you in the mouth in front of your ugly wife.

[davecoolsdf]

yeah seriously. fuck these kids who don't like the garden state. drive straight all day? just about the only road that does that is the parkway. and even still, it curves up the state. illegal turns? make a jughandle bro. learn how to drive. you're married? lawl.

good theme song for ignorant kids passing through. A+.

[ravenazian]

Surpise, surprise..another out-of-stater-hater. There's no room for pussies in Jersey, so I'm glad you hated it, cause we hate you too...thanks for your money though!

[smskyline]

Don't care what other ppl say...this is my new favorite song...lol - Sabbir

[rarr2u]

haha that was funny but nj still dominates!!

[figliodicane]

best singer ever. NJ proud motherfucker.

[scoooby012]

i hate new jersey! lol :)

[budmangt2]

Like Italianloco video says

New Jersey ain't for sissies!

[purplesquirrel44]

Jersey born and raised but I don't care that video was hilarious. It was less NJ's theme song and more the perfect theme song for the idiots that come to visit NJ. Are people that retarded that they can't see a sign that says U & Left turns here (at the jug handles). Bravo ya dumb outta stater.

[bskrdgfrk]

the must have taken all your money for tolls because it's for sure you have never taken singing lessons.

[dawnroccadaboat]

Wow, this guy is a loser- what did he only see Newark and the sh-t wholes?? Monmouth County in the house. New Jersey leaves all the rest in the dust.

[peacefulDays4evr]

what the hell?!?!?! u can't knock off nj until u live there!! we have better places then where u live anyway so keep UR MOUTH SHUT

[cornstalkrox]

ok sorry dude but that is my like hometown so how dare u make fun of nj

i just moved from it cuz i had to and

I LOVE NEW JERSEY

[snakegriffin18]

ok... your a loser. everyone loves new jersey, and maby we dont have the best drivers, but at least theyre not making gay asss videos for youtube while their driving. and quiet frankly, we dont want you in new jersey - so peace homo

[aa74395]

good we dont want tools like u in jersey

[didibenedetti]

just spent 3 weeks in New Jersey. have never heard a truer song in my life!

[littlemisschilepeper]

ohh come on new jersey isnt that bad

one of the best states (between PA and NY)

[tutorbil]

Even though I saw this from the original camera I still laughed until i cried!!!

You are soooooo... funny and I love you! Your big sis :-)