Win or Fail Barbie Dolls? By Mike Mozart

[TrinityInfinity54272]

Ive seen this... still in stores. 2012

[Thesillysockmonkey4]

That toilet has pee in it. But then u flip it with the flusher handle thing!

[MsToxicgirl101]

the power of christ compels you! lol

[Joyjune114]

girl:mommy why is that man talking to barbie dolls?

woman:just keep walking honey

[freaknikism]

astronaut barbie looks like lady gaga

[sjclassics]

though....image wise i preferred the astronaught barbie. it was pro femiminist cause she looks vintage with the hair do and stuff and shes an astronught which was typically a male world and that doll showed positive equality to girls

[sjclassics]

shelly:damn it turd come out of my azzzzzz the power of christ compels you!

barbie: watch your fucking language shelly shitty ass!

[ZeldaMusicPlayer1]

"Um why is the toilet floasting above the floor" That made me laugh really hard.

[annoyingsteve]

the babysitter doll was dumb kids when 2 years old are crazy.

[thierryhotdogboy]

the astronaut barbie looks like lady gaga lol

[BratzHighSchool123]

@thierryhotdogboy ikr! lol

[phlovley]

Lol the exercist !!!!!

[AGpixar2000]

win and fail

[LilyMoth12]

Wow I can't stop laughing. "The power of Christ compels you toilet!" LMAO!

[JoUsa101]

Please review "Doggie Doo" it's such a dumb game

[chloegrimes4eva]

@JoUsa101 its actually quite fun

[psycotigerman]

I gotta say the second strangest barbie I've seen is a tie between the NASCAR barbie circa 1994 (I think) and an 80's tooth fairy barbie doll.

[heatherl11475]

she is a rocket scientist..... SHE HAS A HUGE BRAIN!!!

[hellomoo123]

whats wrong with a girl rocket sintist

[LivinLikItIs]

@hellomoo123 If you're the girl rocket scientist, there's a lot wrong.

[dskolenko]

@hellomoo123

nothing, it's just a joke about barbie, not trying to sound like a know it all

[texaskc]

lol win for the astronot

[PrinceSharkChiyako]

i like that idea of barbie cause

its making little kids dream biger then the skys

[Mysticsloth]

Yeah... -yeah it's only a very small step for young girls from Babysitter to Rocket Scientist!

[winryrockbell17]

omg i love your video. You how you find or get your hands on half of the stuff i saw and seem in your video. I just love it <3 :)

[jennabanna203]

fail

[TheNightsMoon]

How many fucking jobs does she HAVE?

[heyitzeves]

OMG DO NOT GET THE FLOATING TOILET ONE!!!!! my sister got that and like every 10 freakin seconds the thing hums a retarded song then they put a screw to small for normal screwdrivers and you have to rip the back off the thing AND IF U THINK IM LYIN BUY 1 4 UR SELF AND SEE HOW FREAKIN ANNOYING IT REALLY IS!

[ACluelessKid]

Ah geeze.. These dolls suck compared to the 90s and early 2000s Barbie's. At least back then she looked like she could do the stuff they wanted her to do.

[deathnoteshadow]

thay should have more lice the astronot

[netmatrix75]

I'm looking for prostitute barbie. Or maybe Red light Barbie? Maybe Geisha barbie?

[Metallica102938]

win cuz the message of barbie was that you can be anything you want to be

[GerDrSeltsam]

I understand "barbie as an Astro-Nut" Nuts in Spaces, eh!?

[nickie083100]

astro barbie is koolz!

[abby67ful]

barbie sitter fail but barbie astro is not a fail

[tyeelkins]

I think barbie and the wide variety of careers is good for little girls! It shows them they can be anything they want to be! unlike bratz who just care what kind of lip gloss they are wearing and fish nets!

[azo955100]

WIN WIN

[LeaffyStar19]

i don't think Barbie's smart enough to be a rocket scientist. she is blonde after all...

[megamoonshine2]

win



[death100ify]

win

[Gamestation68]

*kid crys* "the toilet keeps making me shit!" barbies like "holy shit the power of chirst compels you!"

[ItsNuthin7]

i want a doll

[vampiredivabarbie]

just saying, barbie wears this exact outfit that she stole from ken in toy story 3

[TheCheeseisgood123]

dang, my name is kelly

[cosplayloxxy]

faith healer nearby???

[saggynuggets646]

lmfao,"u keep thinkin dat barbie".LOL.dumbass..

[ShibaNamedChewy]

LOL I HAVE THE BARBIE BABYSITTER ONE.

[TTTwinnie]

Baby Shitter.....Nuff said....

[Ninjablackwido]

the astronaut is a remake... :(

[rossdustin19]

um what does "the power of christ compells you" mean ( i dont go to Church much, sumtimes i go with my grandma) ?

[carlondiel]

@rossdustin19 It's a reference to a movie. The Exorcist. The priest was screaming it at the possessed girl when she was tweakin' out and floating.

[12burtonboy]

Yes, being an astronaut is very glamorous.

[LilRiiiicoo]

wow... how much money did they actualy put into actualy sculpting that astronaut barbie?

[KarIgnishaYumi]

Astronaut barbie is a release of an old version from 1965.

[SidrahSaqib]

fail.

[twilightrox51]

It looks like lady gaga!!!

[coolgirlluvsupre]

The astronaut one looks like lady gaga.

[megamoonshine2]

win sim

[KoreanMeatball]

Cosmonaut barbie for your little Commies.

[RizeMeteor]

the toilet was flying cus those BASTARDS were too stingy to make a bigger one for that price HAHAHA! ok not as funny as wehn i 1st tought of it...

[pumpkinking108]

The space Barbie reminds me of Toy Story 3

[sweetchic216]

That's barbie for you...FAIL!

[LilacSreya]

I thought the same thing when I saw that Potty training Barbie in stores.. X|

[alypinkywink]

is it just me because i thought a rocket scientist supposed to be smart. so if u are so smart why does little poor kelly still have her pants on. STUPID ROCKET SCIENTIST BARBIE!!!

[3dgirl6]

"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!! GOD DAMN TOILET!!!

[lunerwolf]

Just viewing the pre-view picture I thought she was in a stright jacket.

[TheLostLenore]

That astronaut barbie looks NOTHING like the one I had when I was a kid, it is far uglier.

[animejunky2003]

i ' am a rocket scientist huh not with those eye shadow and mascara you are'nt!and the baby sitter barbie uh ew

[demiselenagomezfan]

I agree with comment below me

[SluttySockMonkeyTv]

FAIL.. if barbie was a rocket scientist she could tell us if the world was gonna end in 2012 and she failed at teaching kelly to go potty her pants are still on....

[TheM3cky]

GAGA O LALA

[majormana1]

win on astro barbie

[glamourlo]

How is that a fail

[Thearl]

Thanks for the post.

[shellback1970]

who the crap came up with these.why would stores put those on the shelvs.i get docter barbie but baby sitter barbie is crazy.i get why they look inisent.rocket sientists are great careers.babysitting turns young girls into inteligent women.it's like saying cartoons teach you how to run threw walls.what will daddy do when his six year old is on a rocket with his space suite.does eney one notis that a toylet is in the box.i ges a simpel little gal doll would be better.no effence mike motzart

[Malaru7]

You forgot that Kelly is still wearing her pants while going potty.

[nekochan7d]

i say the repo miss astronaut is a win

[SugaryDoll]

Why did they put this in childrens section? This is a reproduction of the classic Miss Astronaut outfit for Barbie that was available in 1965, also the doll is a reproduction of the American Girl Barbie from 1965. Made for COLLECTORS ONLY. Not for children. So for me who collects vintage Barbie's this is a win.

[99leadpencils]

I would say win, because they're actually promoting Barbie as a having achieved a career usually dominated by men, and babysitting is a good job aspiration for young girls. It's a job that teaches responsibility and is pretty down to earth - although being an astronaut is not. :P

[iluvdizzy34]

My friend has the potty is is gross

[peaceisloveisawesome]

FAIL..I HATEBARBIE

[berkaydavulcu11]

astronaut barbie reminds me of her in ts3 when there escaping and she steals kens astronaut suit lol

[jessmjfan989]

Lady Gaga Barbie ASS-tronaut xD

[Darkblossomxx]

do they still sell those astronaut barbies :O

[JBJustinBieberlover1]

thats such a cute doll

[InuyashaRose4]

Well, at least it's not "Crack Whore Barbie." She's not that smart and probably had to sleep her way into NASA, but at least some nerds got laid.

[popcorntome]

I actually wanted the astronaut, but 40 bucks? No.

And I started laughing and asked for the babysitter one. I wasnt serious.

I got the pooping one. 0___0

[GracefulAssasinXI]

I actually really like that astronaut barbie. From what I can tell, they changed her face so that she looks more like classic barbie, which was by far the best.

[meaganfarr2]

OH GOD. BARBIE IS OFFICALLY LADY GAGA

[tilz456]

did u notice kellys potty has a turd in it

[Tigerandpebbles]

lol the astronaut looks like lady gaga XD

[Gobblrwhan]

im still waiting for "I can be..a hooker" barbie doll to come out :)....-face plants-

[cuteanimechibi]

@Gobblrwhan LAWLZ win comment

[AUDREYandNATALIE]

Omg I have the Barbie babysitter doll! ;(

[SnafuFan08]

BE GONE DEMON!!!!!!!

[brawldude23]

lol astronaut Barbie is an epic fail! We have all seen how stable some women can be in NASA

[TheM3cky]

the barbie babysitter strongly reminds me of ijudtine idk why

[KowaiiSo]

I had an astraunaut barbie when I was a kid so this is not the first time they pull this off. That was back in the 90s.. however the new astronaut barbie's design doesn't appeal to me x.x; But that's a biased opinion since I prefer the ones from the 90s.

[XxANATAGASUKIxX]

how is that a fail! XD

[MJsNotSoClever]

"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU, KELLY, IT DOES!! STOP FLOATING ON THE TOILET!"

[kasidyissoemo]

barbie looks like nikki minaj in the face on the astronuat one i had a mermaid one with long orange hair it looked like fuckin jennifer lopez

[mizyki]

That astronaut barbie looked really, really old o_o I thought it was win, totally! I love old dolls. And it's cool they even made that.. I'm not sure about the babysitter though o.o .. but that's more because Kelly is getting uglier and uglier X'D

[crazzygirl100]

@mizyki YEah,they tried bringing back all the old barbies for collectors for a while...

[mizyki]

@crazzygirl100

Well, they do have a site where they sell the old and rare dolls for collecters xD I just think it's awesome they've selled it in stores for a while XD

[gameboymania]

thumbs up if u thought the thumbnail was lady gaga.

[p0rtalFox]

@gameboymania I did thats why i clicked it, i was hoping it was a Gaga doll.

[gameboymania]

@gameboymania yush 132 thumbs up just need a bazillion more to beat the guy that said coza asy

[10BrickStudios]

Lady Gaga

[AGClayMakers]

Yeah, because it's not weird at all to hear a man in the Barbie aisle talking to an iPhone about floating plastic toilets.

[mistermeekl12]

WHATS NEXT!!! ijustine and shane dawson and smosh and MIKE MOZART BARBIES

[theamericanbush123]

Astronaut Barbie? All I can say is "Challenger II".

[staciabratzluvva]

you probobly look likr a real dumb ass talking to yourself in the DOLL isle OLD MAN

[sopersonictails]

lol the astronote barbie is like lady gaga

[themousemaster]

it's lady gaga!

[Twilight101cp]

WIN

[satori551]

i still like barbie

[thejustcause2fan]

@sethypoo2000 she does look like lady gaga.

[m1r1am123]

lol..great

[MeowcatBissy]

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU ROFL

[sethypoo2000]

That My Favorite Career Barbie Doll Looks like Lady GaGa LMAO

[DeadlyNightShade60]

let's leave Barbie on the moon

[Singamajigfan12345]

I have The babysitter barbie! Shes actully pretty cool, except for the fact she hums this song...it sorta sounds like The Star Wars Theme song, but freakier.

[baloneysubmarine]

Hey at least barbie doesn't look like a hooker.

[AndieTiggerPyro]

Astronaut Barbie looks like Lady Gaga- excuse me- Lord Gaga. Geez... Lord Gaga Barbie doll...

[samsbabejr]

Mike, I played the game for the Barbie sitter on the Barbie website. The outro is too funny. Kelly goes :O when she craps then it shows mustard colored liquids and this round dark brown peice of crap going down teh toilet lol

[UndeadDragonEmpress]

The space one would be perfect for a doll reenactment for Venetian Princess's Poker Face parody music video. I mean really!

[lukegllcc]

@UndeadDragonEmpress

wow. just wow.

[bagynam]

lolol lady gaga barbie

[KlickyKat]

Total win for Astronaut Barbie. That rocket scientist line is great. And the scary part is that doll looks just like me.

[lukegllcc]

@KlickyKat

I feel sorry for you.

[MultiDas123]

the space barbie helmet look like a bucket

[155chipmunkz]

why on earth is she baby-sitting her own sister?!

[mrsesme12345]

do the vedio cameria barbie

[TifffyCullen1910]

my sister has that baby sitting barbie toy! xD she loves to flush the tolit. xD she use to fake my mom into thinking she was flushing. 0.o.0 :D

[udonthavetoknowme]

Barbie is a jedi...

[KarIgnishaYumi]

this is a brought back of the old barbies, space barbie

[isabella293]

Is it just me, or does astronaut barbie look like lady gaga in 'Paparazzi.'

Hehehe, Paparazzi!

[chandlerj333]

@isabella293 yes

[theEvo954]

@isabella293 She does............

[linksuker]

bull shit astronauts dont know SHIT about actual rocket science. the mission control guys? they have 1 uped rocket science a few times... how bout fixing a fucking shuttle IN SPACE with, what was it again? you get the point. and rocket science isnt actually that hard. its velocity crap. learn that in any high school physics class. turning things into other things IN SPACE, FROM THE GROUND now thats an achievement.

[mainecolbs]

@linksuker You do realize that Astronauts have to take extensive schooling too...

[WavestripeMcKe]

Fail! 

[tilz456]

kelly took a dump lol

[IONEandDAISY]

Must of taken ALOT of work to get barbie up in space. First she needs to do her hair to look like she has been wearing a helmet since 1970. Then, She needs to do her makeup so she looks like a freaking clown. After that, she needs to get her outfit on (Surprised she isn't wearing pink) and use big words like "Rocket". NOW shes ready!

[JustinBieberStinks38]

That's definitely not an astronaut. Her makeup probably weighs more than her, and an astronaut's measurements aren't going to be 37 18 29! (my guess of Barbie's measurements)

[crushmii]

its absolut a win! and mike mozart his my one of my house goods and insperation!

[sadiebeattie11]

this is a win, its awesome :)

[Nazgull123]

lmao lady gaga

[bmc241]

lady gaga in space

[nalec12]

Lol astronoaut barbie is lady gaga

[gogosfreak]

to me FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Funnyfish66]

what kind of an astronaut where's all that make up?!I mean, who would even see her?!

[StarWarsHalo3]

cosmonaut!

[StarWarsHalo3]

russian barbie love vodka redifine astronaut commie! comunist

[wackyweirdclips]

the rocket girl dosent even look like babrie

[AndieTiggerPyro]

She looks like Uhura from the original Star Trek show, only white haired and creepy!

[princessphoebe35]

@lololauren2001 that's what I was thinking!! lady gaga astrounat?

[Shleeashlee]

does anyone else see barbie's ummm...... helmet hair in the first thing?

[Klancer2]

The first one is kinda stupid, but not a fail toy. The second is actually a decent idea.

[lololauren2001]

We saw those! And the so called "rocket scientist" is Lady Gaga

[ifoundanickelxD]

F-A-I-L

[IONEandDAISY]

Barbie's favorite career with that makeup...Could you say stripper? I mean Why is barbie always looking like that?

[hummingbird899]

FAIL. LOL

[AmethystTB]

I saw the Babysitter Barbie on TV, lmao.

[duanlang4ever]

aw man! she can has more of a "workplace" make-up? that kind of eyes and lips looks so cheap she could be a stripper dressed up

[Leroset]

Fail, because let's be honest, a rocket scientist going into outer space (on a moonwalk as far as I can tell), wouldn't look like she just came out of a hair and makeup salon. While I think that makeup can be beautiful, I think that natural beauty is just as important, and that at least some Barbie dolls should show that women can be smart, sexy, talented, and beautiful without the aid of 5 tons of makeup.

[zolar83]

yeah there tring to re-make the old 50"s barbies. Im pissed. the look like bashed up couger hookers.

[animelovergirl1011]

barbie+rocket scientest= barbie gaga?

barbie looks like lady gaga o_0

ohhh thats bad

[communistrecords]

Nice space suit there barbie. Was that a russian get up from 1900 or a diving suit.

[IONEandDAISY]

The tiolet looks disgusting. There looks like there's poops and pee in there!

[Eviktion]

astronaut = win. No more little sluts!