Louis C.K. - cleaning crap out daughters vagina

[blurredlogic]

@cokotuossurdum

Lol no. Fuck that.

[SteelC1tyK1ng]

why would i click on this video after reading the title? whats wrong with me... Why would any of us click on this video after reading the title? what the fuck is wrong with us??

[JSasRays]

"If my kid drew HIS hands that way, I would fuckin punch HER" LMAO!

[itcanbecheezcaketime]

I'm not a parent and I don't want to laugh at that shit.

[UrSoMeanBoss]

@itcanbecheezcaketime thats because your not a parent xD

[itcanbecheezcaketime]

@UrSoMeanBoss

Redundant redundant, said sue, said sue.

I think my reply clearly stated that I wasn't. Thanks for the reminder, though.

[UrSoMeanBoss]

@itcanbecheezcaketime well i guess you should have replaced 'and' with 'so'

[itcanbecheezcaketime]

@UrSoMeanBoss

What difference does it make? You're stating the obvious... something I already put out there. Why? Where is your brain?

[UrSoMeanBoss]

@itcanbecheezcaketime you simply made two statements. i made them cause and effect.

where the hell is your brain...

[itcanbecheezcaketime]

@UrSoMeanBoss

You are repeating something that is already known. Presenting a cause and effect is necessary because? Especially when the result is already known by my original post.

[IstvanNagy]

Louis is the opposite of a pedo! He fucking hates kids and wants them as far away from him as possible!

[BOOMkhopadshot]

@IstvanNagy so maybe he's a closeted pedo o_O

[krazeemario]

D:

[NatandGeorge]

It's called cutting edge observational comedy!

Only a pedo would think it's pedophilic!

[jhiller21]

To everyone getting all worked up, little kids that wear diapers shit all over their vaginas/balls. It has to be cleaned up. Big fucking deal.

And I remember being a little kid, running around naked for the world to see, kids don't give a fuck

[Insanatey]

Please have a son please have a son please have a son

[SockMyDink]

Nothing makes a man cringe harder than hearing the words "my daughters little red vagina"

[MangaFreak2000]

I bet crazed feminists are going to be so offended by this shit. It's just a father talking about his daughter, big deal.

If a mother is cleaning her sons penis no one will say anything.

Father talking about cleaning his daughters vag? Stop the press, hes a incest loving child molesting pedophile.

Fuck double standards.

[caitmary]

@MangaFreak2000

What does that have to do with feminism, though? As a proud "crazed feminist" and mother, I think this is hilarious- because it's so true! Anyone offended by this obviously doesn't have children. Your dad probably scooped crap out of your vag too, ladies; and if you asked him about it today, as an adult, the story would probably sound a bit like this!

[AlphabetSoupCircus]

@MangaFreak2000 Why are you bitching about something that hasn't even fucking happened?

[MangaFreak2000]

@AlphabetSoupCircus Your right, It hasn't happened, but you know damn well when it does happen or something similar happens women will flip their shit. They always do.

[AlphabetSoupCircus]

@MangaFreak2000 I'm a radical feminist. This did not make me "flip my shit" in the least. What made me flip my shit was you being such a goddamned idiot.

[nexivdr]

@AlphabetSoupCircus can you type some more about yourself so we can see just what a moron you are.

[MangaFreak2000]

@AlphabetSoupCircus I'm sorry I didn't know you represented all feminist and women in the world.

Dumbass.

[AlphabetSoupCircus]

@MangaFreak2000 I'm sorry, I didn't know you knew everything.

Asshole.

[MangaFreak2000]

@AlphabetSoupCircus Never said I did. Assumptions and projections, what do they mean? /sarcasm

I'm done with you, the sheer stupidity on the internet and youtube comments is unprecedented. I've got better things to do.

[AlphabetSoupCircus]

@MangaFreak2000 Go read some manga, freak.

[Killinemdead1]

@AlphabetSoupCircus and @MangaFreak2000 stop flooding you fuckin losers

[AlphabetSoupCircus]

@Killinemdead1 sorry man

[bigpyro1618]

@Killinemdead1 THANK YOU.

[Ericanious]

Everyone outraged or offended is a stupid cunt.

[JorensS]

Ahh a bit too much information about kids vagina..

[Ishanaroya]

Hilarious!



[milkwasabadchoice131]

HOLYYYYYYYYY SHIT!

[MentalSentinel]

I want to hear his Aristocrats.

[PrinceBerzelius]

KOJI

FAKING

KURAC?!?! O.o

[108everest]

@PrinceBerzelius hahahahaha

[MakoRuu]

Holy fuck I'm lol'ing

Where is this from? XD

[mihaimoldo]

I find this video easy to masturbate to.

[davidls11]

@mihaimoldo Who doesn't?

[raspycellist]

I think I'll stay single thanks.

[bht97]

This may be true, but he shouldn't have said this on a recording/on the radio...

[AttackMyAss]

@bht97 Shut up you cunt.

[jessyxjager]

Strange thing...some women still have the same problem to this day. Not speaking for myself of course, ahem...

[foodybooty]

i lost alot of respect for him after hearing this!!!

[drcurio]

BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I LOVE KIDS BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[bhorsehappy]

This isn't funny. It's disgusting.

[HeavenlyValo]

Thats sick. I do feel bad for his daughter. All her business out there. She has no privacy.

[MrLiamHenderson]

@HeavenlyValo It is no secret that little girls have vaginas and that shit smells. Of course, Louis' way with words is course and harsh, but that is what makes it funny. Lighten up a bit.

[necrovisions]

Didn't want kids anyway, but this sort of thing just reinforces my decision.  Thanks, Louis.

[nedak]

Could you imagine being his daughter's future boyfriends and then stumbling on this recording?

[loosekarrott]

I didn't want to know any of this

[youreincorrect]

This is disgusting, but not surprising.  The vagina is just like the brain bug in the film, Starship Troopers.

[shreddakj]

so fucking disgusting and hilarious at the same time.

[Goatmon]

Raising kids can be very awkward and gross. Deal w/it.

[RPBiohazard]

this is terrible hahahahaha

[vassilli0s]

Goddamn... A man should never have to touch his daughter's vagina. That's mom's fucking job. Where the fuck was she here? Jesus...

[deetheo]

@vassilli0s

i would have to agree, like holy shit, even if i was a single parent i would still try and have a girlfriend or female relative to be doing such things

[amyliz143ny]

His daughters are going to be SO pissed at him someday.

[bigperm53216]

Wow this video would've been great without them saying that having a black man's penis in a white girls vagina is worse than have actual shit in their vagina. Wow...

[shh4]

he's kinda gross..

[AddictedToTheStones]

I love him, but this kinda grossed me out lol.....but I STILL LOVE HIM11

[JayXavier]

@AddictedToTheStones but do you love him?

[AddictedToTheStones]

@JayXavier yeah I would say so lol......hes the sure for what ails ya!!! best comedian out there!!!

[davkilldav211]

this is so awkward, and effing hilarious! yeah in the future when his kid goes on she's gonna be like, OMFG! what is this?!?!?!?!

[fortminor5]

oh was skyping with my gf and wen he was talking about him and his daughter shitting and slipping i burst out laughing and it got awkward

[svenp]

"vaginas, when held wide open, hurt people's feelings..." LOL If you have kids, you've had to figure out how to explain this at some point...

[rexasul]

86 people still have shit in their cunts.

[soulkillingfemale]

dude, this totally happens, and it is awful!

[1800powerslide]

i wonder what his wife thinks when he said she has long chewed up nipples.. haha

[jthomps070707]

@1800powerslide They are divorced... lol

[tubestick00]

man he is ruthless.

[naduongruto]

havent laughed so badly b4 when he told his story with him taking a dump together with his daugther. Start at 4:00 !!! Good one!

[muggsy0003]

"Everytime she takes a shit, it goes right up her cunt"...I died.

[emperormai]

He doesnt mean this literally does he???

[ncsquirll]

@emperormai unfortunately i believe he does :(

[blueballsredhair]

Louie is the best around.

[bangemlikeapornstar]

LMAO

[Dionysus187]

Taste that whiners? that's called 'reality', i'd suggest getting used to it because even if you have managed to avoid it this long its going to slam into you one day like a subway train. It would be better if you had some sort of tolerance so we don't have to hear even more of your useless whining. Stop making the mistake that you being offended matters on any level.

[pugay69]

I came.

[MUFC127]

@JacobLynagh Oooooooooooooh, i guess your funnier than him now.

[monolithification]

so far past the line that the line is now a dot.

[bmosley1]

As a young man with no kids, this is horribly enlightening about parenthood. Wow. Holy shit. Fuck.

[subliteral]

He's doing a public service. Thank God all these commenters are realizing THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE CHILDREN. Spare the rest of us your ill- raised demon spawn , & let those up to the task create the next generation.

[Acid2Rider]

Oh man.

I wish I had heard of this guy before. Comedy gold right here.

[vitaminfromthesky]

that's a fucking truth and that's open being, but damn, that's disturbing...

[0dandie0]

wht a great way to make fun of his own daughter with lots of filthy language

seriously ive never seen anyone publicly swearing at his 2yr old kid for being a baby.

this clearly is a verbal violence and abuse.

[SHARKSANIMALSWHALES]

@0dandie0 That's the truth. Obviously this man has anger issues and try's to play it off as comedy. He's probably going through a divorce and this is his way of revenge, by verbally abusing his children. We all know what children are like, we all were children, but obviously some of us refuse to grow up. I wounder what stories his parents would tell us about his child stories. What about when his kids come of age what will they think about what he is doing. it's obvious he doesn't like his kids.

[dappercad]

@SHARKSANIMALSWHALES It's called honesty, something which is in short supply in this vile year 2011.

[ThePanasonicDream]

@SHARKSANIMALSWHALES u mad?

[eviltube1111]

@SHARKSANIMALSWHALES fag

[BajanBassPlayer]

Dude.. SHUT UP

[Asperuaca]

The people who say this is disturbing dont realize this is EXACTLY what parents have to go through taking care of YOUR ass.

[joemchang]

gross man toooo much detail here.....

[xXNightXxXManXx]

Damn man...This is disturbing

[Iambenjoz]

This is so disturbing. I don't want kids anymore.

:|

[brunopappalardo]

thumbs up if you dont want to have kids anymore

[UntilYouRunOutofCake]

This is so awkward.

Heh...

[0xford]

oh man, that's rough =s

[dirtysocl]

This is funny because it's true. It takes a real man to clean the crap out of the crevices of a baby all day long after listening to it scream in your ear all night, keeping you from ever falling asleep. Check this: babies have genitals. Their genitals stay wrapped up in a diaper, which isn't a pleasant environment. It's going to smell bad. Yours would, too. Get over it so that more dads can actually feel ok about being a father.

[doomsy]

i dont want kids anymore.

[BrendanIsCool]

fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap

[denisonM]

@BrendanIsCool reported troll, fag.

[jellyfish74]

holy.

shit.

[ichhasseeurezensur]

I wonder if his wife divorced him for shit like that...

[denisonM]

@ichhasseeurezensur im sure he's divorced.

[kaa3164]

Thanks for reminding me never to have kids.

[ladyvincenza]

I still don't get what problem he's describing.

His daughter is going to be *really* embarrassed for the rest of her life.

[vvinblog]

She slips on her shit, dog likes to eat her shit, I took her because I don't want that she cry, and we both covered in shit, and we speak german. xD

[deadpooh]

I got boys. Haha

[Koenbakkers]

I want to hear 'The Aristocrats' being told by Louis CK. Or maybe I just did...

[CrudeDude]

@Koenbakkers Lois C.K. doing "The Aristocrats". You're RIGHT! Good idea!

[avalanchesoul]

i'm never having kids. fuck that.

[ThaDeeStylee]

You guys are all fucking stupid. Think about the kind of child Louis would have raised... She's probably going to think it's pretty funny.

[beebah90]

Man, this is so messed up

[lilstrutter68]

wow i cant believe he can actually talk about this shit

[BaffleBento]

@lilstrutter68 Tell you the truth, I don't see why there'd be a taboo about this :)

[JasonRobinsonBand]

@lilstrutter68 u see how pathetic you are and how society has made you stupid?

[SmileLoveImUrs]

omygosh this shit is so funny messed up

[Crotchlaser]

oh man this is disgusting...

and yet, arousing...

[dealerovski82]

This guy has a disguasting fantasy, no wonder he is divorsed.

[lescas1159]

@dealerovski82

dude funny coming from you , you cant even spell

[Dunderhead36]

@dealerovski82 at least he has gotten laid

[guitar0wnz]

That is the most fucked up shot story I've ever heard, and he can make it funny

[n33tb0b0]

it's all true.... kids are fucking crazy... you just have to work it all out...

[turuanu]

My God he's crass. Kinda funny though. I must say I did crack up a couple of times.

[soulmman]

The you know aids started in your mother's ass and Jimmy's RESPONSE to it? Proved to me that JImmy is a fucking comedic Genius.

[RtFusion]

This is one of the many truths with raising kids.

[Ihkueren]

People have these unrealistic expectations on the way life is supposed to play out with their marriage and raising their kids. When one guy talks about the reality of raising kids everyone gets their panties in a bunch. You're uncomfortable listening to this because you haven't grown up yet. They don't show movie or TV characters taking a shit, even though everyone does it everyday. Learn to differentiate between reality and BS entertainment.

[shawndidy]

hahahaahaaa

[pearlwine]

these poor children's future dignities...

[bradye21]

meh

[Nightwing690]

hope they do a bash norton day, 'cause the asshole needs to be treated the same way he does to other people

[PinballMars]

@Nightwing690 They have bashed Jim Norton. Search Youtube for "Jim Norton roast". O&A and some comics trash an old tape of Norton's stand-up for about an hour. It's funny.

This clip is great.

[07liberian]

That's The Last Brown Thing You Wanna See In Your Daughter's Vagina" LOL

[RinEditionB]

it's true, if you eat too much sugar, your vagina will small like rotted fish. it's called thrush.

[xcolonel]

wow louis ck really sounds like he hates his life

[COALslaw]

@xcolonel it's his shtick

[RockabillyJuggalette]

little girl, vagina smell? Rotted clams?

[bacofishtaco]

LEARN HOW TO DRAW YOU STUPID LITTLE CUNT!

[ghostgate82]

"Man sized shit" made me almost DIE laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lexmurphy]

brilliant hahaha, having kids ain't what you think it is

[FemJesse]

Louis tell them to wipe front to back dummy. They're gonna get all kinds of yeast and urinary tract infections pooping in their gineys. C'mon!

[Bob6stringer]

Hey, Louis: When you find your daughter touching her little lady parts, just tell her what I do: It makes Jesus cry!

[kungfu2u2]

This is DISGUSTING

[jjintheuk]

@kungfu2u2 This is sick isn't it haha!

[kitsonharris]

@kungfu2u2

It is.......what a sick man, poor kids that have him as a dad

[Ericanious]

@kitsonharris

He's making money so they can live you idiot.

[3ZPaNH0L]

Whats the name of this album?

[superjosh1959]

when his kid is older and her friends hear this she's going to be in a world of shit.

[metabog]

@superjosh1959 They will also be insanely rich and probably won't care, lol.

[Okin17]

@superjosh1959 Hey that means there's still shit in their cunts.

[pchiekrie]

@superjosh1959 .......... From her vagina?

[jjpnh]

Anyone know the original date of this show?

[SuGaaSwag17]

That was gross.

[thebarrens]

oh dear...this is the worst (and funniest) shit I have heard in...forever

[pwnpower]

If Cokelogic makes an animation of this.... No, no wait. I can't even conceive what would happen. I can't.

[gunnare123]

ew.

[molokoid]

This conversation is highly inappropriate, Linda, but I love it!

[VillageRetard]

louis is fucking crazy

[dasbooof]

wow.. this dude is outta control!

[khalidjunior]

this guy's mind is dillusionally messed up!!!!!!!!! well that goes for westerners that think this is funny, what a mental illness looolz....

[ForceRecon198]

HAHAHA this guys awesome!!! And slightly insane but... LOL

[buckdich1]

@elea2

lol, women have the most retarded fucking opinions. this is what happens when you let them have a computer in the kitchen.

[FuneraIs]

HAHAH this guy is so funny

[jcsjohnson]

@elea2 But that's why this is so great. He's really just speaking the truth about something that is normal, but everyone has such a problem with the truth. That's why he is so great, he's pulling this stuff out and people don't have to be embarassed about the truth. We shouldn't be embarassed about things that happen with our body.

[jcsjohnson]

HAHAHA. That was priceless. Love this guy so much.

[Facepeel]

Thanks to Louis C.K., I will never have kids.

[danielthomasslade]

i honestly thought i was quite broad minded, but this is just fucking wrong- didnt listen to the whole thing, this aint entertainment.

[p2pjoe]

holy shit lol