I'm Facebook's B#TCH!!! (NSFW Version)

[Aliaz93moneyfingerz]

classic

[emjay1264jr]

why doesn't this have a million views?

[emjay1264jr]

i love this

[shinea300]

lol

[realestatesigns]

That's awesome!

[jacobiversen1]

thats sooo funny, oh and what does nsfw mean?

[softballcatch124]

It means... "not safe for work"

lol.

[evrikaa]

Just one word: R E A L A R I O U S !!! :)))))))

[Skittlez9293]

LOVE IT!!!! and its true!!!!!

[RhythmKiiD]

Lol Its Jokess

[Bodysmoker]

Dingdong man, yoah, dingdong, dingdong, DinGDonG. LOL :P

[ThatElla]

loooooooooooo

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!So true as I'm a facebook bitch too!Funny lyrics but again,I really think the melodies could make a really sweet love song!;-))

[pookie71466]

dose facial expressions are hilarious..especially at tha end!!....lmao

[steph5504]

LOL

[kaz271]

beautiful jus beautiful

u rly no hw 2 sing :P

lol

[fyshy22]

i like the toilet paper roll!!!!

[Sorrel555]

...... what/....... HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHHH... DAS THE FUNNIEST THING I SEEN 2DAY......

[vakatime]

que la ira de bresebu recaiga sobre ti!

[isernino65]

great! compliments from italy!

[34hyde]

is this a parady of a song

[enoughtimeto69]

fuck u asa, im in tears man, that shit was fucking hilarious, that bit with chris brown... omg i gota watch it again, you are awesome!

[candygir7]

yes join my myspace it has lots of boobs. candygir7

[stappyword]

aawwsommee (;

[Tavnak]

so true so true thats a awesome song

[PrankLocalCalls]

cool =D

[aeaeeeaa]

1:29

[NOOBZSUCKIROCK]

lol heck no? msn lol no.

[tvgator1]

Holy SH*T, this is so damn funny!!!!!! I've already sent this to 10 friends....

[RealPuma352]

Myspace is better Facebook is lame is boring and it just sucks

[ArisJunio]

North South Feast West.

[supahottie]

Facebook ROCKS!

[cbpx3]

do You reckon i should get facebook? I dont know if I should now cause its addictive like,,,

Hmmmmm,

[fallenfootwear777]

ew ew! i know

uhmm.. myspace!?

[NattyDread91]

totally addictive... :/ I've deactivated my account today, and one hour later I activated it again :(

[1234ideclareafuckwar]

1.cover mouth

2.make a wish in hand

3.tomorrow will be your best day ever

4.post comment 3 times

[superfast321]

facebook is ok but tagged is way better

[ceilim]

i love what you do but why do you not make killer videos for your music like you used to?

[Natinat]

L.A.M.E.

!Nat!

[THM2008]

looks like howard off the halifax adverts

[wehttam876]

LOL!!!

[piegurlz5642]

I LOVE THISS!! I HAVE A FACEBOOK AND I LOVEEEE IT!!! hahaha

[supergirlsshadow]

Dushe bag boss!!!!

[supergirlsshadow]

Ha ha ha!

[cjamp2011]

Yo this shit is so true and funny...yo in am rotfl to...Wow

The part about the boss original

[cbpx3]

This is so funnyy

[goodtuneseeker]

lmao. boss.

[max9408rm]

żal

[sawneyb37]

hello. my name is lisa. 3 years ago, my family and i went camping by the ocean. one day, on an outing to the beach, a tide pulled me under water. my body washed ashore the next day. if you dont copy and paste this to 3 videos in 99 minutes, i will show up as a red orb of light and kill you at 4:51. you've been warned

[fuckundhaveaniceday]

——————/´ ¯/) copy paste

—————--/—-/ this message

—————-/—-/ if u just

———--/´¯/'--'/´¯`•_ lost your

———-/'/--/—-/—--/¨¯\ time on this

——--('(———- ¯~/'--') stupid

———\————-'—--/ video

———-'\'————_-•´

[maxclaws114]

1. copy and past to 8 other videos

2. look at your profile backround

[damasterofcards]

its only been up for a few days and alredy at 80,000

[Seniorofdouble7]

I like how the keyboard is still playing when he cleans his glasses!

[gta2008crazy]

LOOOOOOOOOOL! HELL YEAH!

[Omar3171]

HAHAHAHAHAAA LOL the part with chris brown

[SadDayBadShow]

funny funny!

Sad Day Bad Show!!!

[vtec3000]

Man get a lifeee

[gta2008crazy]

InfernalCurse!

[jzjcjzjc]

regardless of the facebook suckage, this is a really funny vieo and song

[ChristiansPeep4Lyfe]

OMG! mAKE IT STOP! PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!

[jersey5tar]

LMAO ur so silly!

[jasonrulz3000]

DONT READ THIS Cause It Really Works. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY

[BABYPHAT44444]

yea the new facebook do suck ass doe i wont it back >=\

[geist075]

We have all broken the commandments - lied, stolen, blasphemed, comitted adultry because we have broken God's Holy law and sinned against him in the process we all deserve to be eternally condemned to Hell. God sent his son Jesus Christ to die on the Cross and to pay a debt we couldn't pay because we were sinful. Christ lived a sinless, perfect life and was nailed to Cross and rose again on the third day. God wants us to repent our sins and believe on Christ to be saved.

[KelseyL97]

i dont have words for this ur so weird i dont kno if this would make anyone or thing laugh

[jackieishere5554]

that is so stupid

[shitfaced905]

new facebook sucks!!!

[TruBlueRepublicanSue]

facebook sucks

mypageyourpage{dot]com is better

[couragethehero]

of face book='( this song makes me so sad. lol

[djmaster1995]

What... Were you that boy! Did your cock fall off

[lillyflowerlilly]

ahaha

yer a cutie pie

i totally feell you !

[Spaztrack]

wow that wasnt good

[KeirstenPaigee]

hahaha, yer a god singrrrrrrr.

[kritchychick]

HIILARIOUS!

[rohejfa]

that shit you do with your mouth is HILARIOUS hahaha

[keionjohnson54]

Very FUNNY

[sngdnc07]

haha

too funny.

and its soooo true =]]

[spiritslain]

A. Revelation 5:9-10 KJV says:And they sung a new song, saying, Thou art worthy to take the book, and to open the seals thereof: for thou wast slain, and hast redeemed us to God by thy blood out of every kindred, and tongue, and people, and nation; And hast made us unto our God kings and priests: and we shall reign on the earth. Only the Church can say these things. Are you part of the Church?

[kathy8757]

you are great asa i love you

[JosiKeksxxx]

nice voice :) :P

xD

[xxinbloomxx45]

ahahahaha (:

[humdood]

If you have any prank ideas send them to me and I will make a video out of it.

[shontetakingover]

eff facebook its boring

[dirkbag22]

I looked at some of the material from those persons who said this wasn't funny... and of course, their sense of humor is highly suspect.

This IS funny. Very funny.

[ByrdicCody]

eh, really? Not fucking cool.

[taragolden]

really terrible

[betatestersrule08]

dude plug in your keyboard?!?!.....haha

[zeldakix2007]

┗┫━━　┃　━━┣┛　┣┫copy and paste　┃　━━━━━　┃　┏┳┫┣┳┓if your　┗━━┳━┳━━┛　┃　┃tired of stupid people

━━━━┃　┃　┗━┳┳━that do stuff like this FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!!!

[zeldakix2007]

this is stupid!

[rumpontheslump]

this is retarded

[DJDrew27]

Seriously this song sucks, it's just not funny

[icedragon0803]

This makes me wanna commit suicide in the worst torturous, most painful, most horrifying way possible. He sucks. The song sucks. Facebook sucks.

[SaSinKaL]

toilet paper.

[BoogsterSU]

F#CK their terms of service and their redesign pages! This song is a keeper!

But I don't have a Facebook account! :-{

[Beebeelake]

haha this is just awsome and soooo true ;)

[pegasus51505317]

┗┫━━　┃　━━┣┛　┣┫copy and paste　┃　━━━━━　┃　┏┳┫┣┳┓if your　┗━━┳━┳━━┛　┃　┃tired of stupid people

━━━━┃　┃　┗━┳┳━that do stuff like this FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!!!

[KobiKizarr]

ur finally getting big its about time ive subbed to u along time ago knowing that u would be big.

[ashimada1]

regardless of the song, he has a great voice & "quiver" going on there.... (btw- liked the song too!)

[supahottie]

Funniest thing ever...I'm addicted to Facebook!

[riddlebox415]

Gay

[vickomf]

FACEBOOK ROCKS!!!!!!

[horseaddiction98]

hey,you people that leave rude comments dont have lives!!!!!! Why watch the video if you dont like it! Ruin you life instead of ruining someone elses!!!!!!!!! GOSH!and by the way like the song!

[ChunkyCarrot]

lol myspace left me raped on the lawn

myspace sucks...

facebook ftw!

[352nosnaH]

hmmmmmmm

[TheCitrusKing]

Everybody says the song is dumb because everyone else says it's dumb... If the first commenter said, "I like the song," the all the other guys would have agreed. Fucking herd animals.

[curlyheads]

welcome to youtube buddy. you know what I think is hilarious? Whenever there is ANY vid on here with a song, Someone (never fails) always asks, "What's the name of the song." lol

[SantaCruzBP]

GAy

[OrangeCowzzz]

CAN YOU SAY BO BURNHAM? faggot.

[sexybabyblue147]

fuck this song facebooks is better and myspace i hope al of u pple who love myspace i hope u get raped by pple on ther and i hope u burn to GOD dumn hell

[kizzai]

why

[wowfactor1234]

this was totally a waste of time this guy isnt even funny

[xthesexxx]

k that was dumb

[lovedaya]

jajaja

faceboook is better than myspace

myspace is toooo intrusive and everyone can find you facebook has good settings

where people cant search you

[tjgirl5]

i love how you played the piano without touching the keys, lol

[TheWebkinzScoop]

naw you tube's more addictive

[dis12gagechick]

lmaoooo smh.. im facebooks blk bitch too :( (yeah im really blk too sooo im not being a racist or nothing..) :)

[zaynanicole14]

bro is you serious !

[gregandemilia]

facebook is like cocaine in that's addictive. ahaha. so true.

[portalboy07]

whats sad is it's true man.

[whos2know123]

that is so funny. i didn't understand why you compared facebook something you like to chris brown the guy who beats up girls. No offense but i don't understand

[hottguysluver]

he put a pic of himself with some other girl on his facebook like the day aafter he beat up rihanna and wrote some crap about her on his facebook

[kelliroxxo]

lol

[supaphreak2045]

*cocks gun* "Shut up or I'll but a hole in your head"

[MinaCordel]

Or....you could go back to skill and finish your English classes so that you spell properly.

[MinaCordel]

That is how you spell that right? Or is it skul, s'cool, skewl?

[dnielbraves]

this is one of the worst videos buddy iv'e ever wasted my life on!

[chmtucke]

This wasn't even funny or good...

[ilpanto]

this dude is funny, and can rap ok, and he sings great...what more can we expect ?

[XdarthsekraX]

KIILL YOURSELF

[leyonceeee]

LMFAO!!!!!

[mmathis220]

funny....yet.....sad

[MisterGijs11]

Asathecomic is echt zo goed!

[lizztheshizz1994]

u hav a good voice :)

[tryintobeme]

oh..man! in my country you´re what we call A CURA...this means you re so funny that you re cool....you rock!! as a dumb!!

[Dancing4Forever]

OMG this shit is hilarious lol

[vmj0223]

THIS IS HILLARIOUS LMAO

[libbyhale68]

nice

[elmexicano0077]

man you are gay

[shootmeup313]

shut up fag

[Roflcoptermatt]

man kill yourself

[quantum112]

Facebook fucking sucks. Funny how shit like this becomes popular in a week and then within a month every attention whore in a 25 kilometer radius suddenly has his/her own page where they write about what they ate and how much they shat this morning. It's your damn life and keep it to yourself, like anybody gives a damn.

[VandalousMedium]

you need a friend

[quantum112]

Mind if I pick you?

[WebkinzLovePuppy1019]

OMG! people don't be so mean you dumb idiots gosh i think its funny! Its also a joke so get it through your pwenny heads! ITS FUNNY!

[oluskii]

that was deep dawg deep

[GhassanGGG]

facebook FTW !

[urtubeutube]

f this myspace is still than fagsbook

[ashkrit]

this guys voice is awful and the songs nt tht gud too..myspace is nt as bad as he said dude... grow up

[bigfranky75]

omigosh... awful.

bad voice.... not funny... and it hurts my eyes to look at you.

[RAMSTERLORD]

learn to spell homo

[bigfranky75]

geek, i think you meant for this reply to be for someone else, because there were no words in my post that were spelled incorrectly.

[xxXDeerinGXxx]

flying pink ponies!

[luckiezz803]

read Don't laugh at this! Just do it Start thinking something you really really want cause this is astounding the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck You have just been visited by DrSuess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish Make your wish when the count down is over 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 videos within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come true

[dubsac2]

You buck wild Asa! LOL!

[evilzlatan]

ROFLMAO............LOLOLOLOLOL­OLOLOLOLOLOL OMGGGG ASA U MIGHT JUST GET A GRAMMY FOR THIS ONE!....You have a niceee voice! lololol

It forces me to write in third person.....I'm facebook's black bitch!

That is so damn true and sooo damn funny!

LMFAO

[amandab83]

this was dumb.

[Foxyladyinvt]

You're shitting me right ?? LOL

[poppalarge101]

lol nigger tryin to be funny. now THATS funny.

[utubelvr09]

click on my name to check out my favorite video!

[lrm130]

truly atrocious.

[PleiadesSeven]

holy shit this is funny

[lasauce101]

meme pas drole

[dtrok9]

shut the fuck up

[xoxomel18]

"Facebook is like cocaine in that its addictive"

haha, true story

[sadgjgasdfdfsk]

By the way, I don't understand what the obsession is with people trying to get you to subscribe to their videos on YouTube. I'm only offering this as a tool and couldn't really give less of a shit if you subscribe or not. It's a convenience for you, not for me. If all these YouTube losers spent even half the time they spend making stupid animated gifs and "SUBSCRIBE" overlays for all their videos and spent that time making actual content instead, maybe their videos wouldn't suck so bad.

[bamboodlesh]

I don't really have respect for the people who promote crappy videos like this. Sorry, thumbs me down if you must.

[killakeithizgr8]

kill yourself

[BoA0000]

It's true.Myspace have more boobs and crotches than Facebook.

[MzJuicyBoo]

i find him hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[Englishdosser86]

I kind of feel like this is a few years too late.

[bigtony420]

this is horrible

[1chichimec1]

facebook is for people who donot have a life............. like me! gotta go... facebook urge!

[Chttrbox321]

kind of boring

[Twilight4023]

that was a total retard song

[shortyarib]

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[twonice757]

I love facebook!

[twonice757]

I love facebook!