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  • The worst ever: Flaunting the Constitution.

    Woohoo, look at me, I've got a Constitution!

  • @buybuydandavis As opposed to...what? "Flouting"?

  • @BionicDance Yeah, flouting. But flaunting gives such a wonderful image, don't you think?

  • maybe they live in 'The House Of God'........Just sayin'...

  • Grammar Nazi here.

    At long fucking last! Someone finally said it.

    Thank you, BD.

  • I love you sexy language snob ;-P

  • Everyone habitually misuses or misspells some words. I have an actual written list to try to find out what mine are, but no one will tell me which ones I misuse ( too kind ) and it's almost impossible to discover them on my own. But mom, 85 years old, always corrects "liberry".

  • I thought this was going to be about how many churches take up space on this planet, and how much of a waste of space this is. ^_-

  • @realigiousrayne It wasn't.

    *grin*

  • Ya, come on guys, you no speak too much goods.

  • Besides your "..on automatic ... Think!" some people will make others viewing enjoyment better if they fricken google "spell checker"!

    Awesome.

  • I feel your pain Keight. I'll admit to not having very good grammar skills, and my spelling abilities have diminished over the years, but I still see mangled grammar and misspellings on web forums that make my jaw drop through the floor into the basement. Why oh why, didn't I pay more attention to my high school english teachers?

  • Well I do live with Christians. :P

  • Lol true. But how about people that don't speak English as a first language and are only learning? I find that pointing mistakes out politely is more useful here, because they are learning.

  • Thank you for this!

  • Three thumbs up. Way up!

  • I've noticed myself saying tennants instead of tenets sometimes even though I know its incorrect. Its just the way English rolls off the tongue.

  • omg, spelling... who cares?

  • LMAO

  • And if you can't think at least use spell checker ;-)

  • Tenant/tenet doesn't bother me nearly as much as warrantee/warranty, peddle/pedal or breaks/brakes. I also can't stand "I could care less", when they really mean "I couldn't care less." Another one is "The proof is in the pudding", which is supposed to be "The proof of the pudding is in the eating".

  • Some people seem to think it doesn't matter - and I agree! Now I'll tell you why: sqfheoiu siuyebd bjsgerus hiute. Quesgdye huiuy lpsatedh h husfe. Iyegdj hhst, shui? I think you'll agree that's a pretty watertight argument!

  • @thkaal1 That's what I was thinking of too ;)

  • Don't feel alone on this one Keight - I deal with this kinda crap all the time, and WILL correct!

    Problem is, it never breaks them of the habit (and usually is responded to with: "whatever".

    Whatever... WHATEVER?!?

    No, not "whatever" Archie Bunker - it is what it is and it is not what you said it was - now say it right, and say it right next time. Otherwise it just makes you sound dopey.

  • I was expecting her to end with "Instead, please... get a dictionary."

  • Yup. I would have thought people would know how to use a dictionary by now...or worked out that if you type "x definition" into a search engine it'll tell you. Oh well, Dogberryisms are always fun to spot.

    Tenants of Christianity...that would be the peasants who lived on church-owned land and were basically owned by the church when vassalage and serfdom was the order of the day, right?

    Or what about Tenant Nosce? (Pay rent to thineself)

  • Fucking amen!

  • Why does this video make me picture you as a teacher? You should start handing out homework assignments to the silly boys and girls who get things incorrect.

  • @Kishandreth I'd make a rotten teacher; without a script and, frankly, significantly more patience than I've got, I could NEVER teach in a classroom environment.

    I HAVE been in a kind of mentor situation; I'd finished my final project in film editing class six weeks early, so I ended up being recruited by the teacher as a TA. THAT I did all right, roaming around the class teaching kids how to edit video. :)

  • LOVE IT!! This video is what made me subscribe to you. See you around.

  • hmm. I might be guilty of this. So embarrassed

  • It's a pet peeve of mine, as well; particularly when people use "ideal" in lieu of "idea." ...like nails scraping a chalkboard. That being said, I, too, struggle with a few words (who vs. whom -grrrr!), but I don't mind being corrected. It's a family tradition. XD Given my druthers, I would rather know than not. However, some people find being corrected offensive, even going so far as to refuse to correct their misuse. I can't stomach "willful ignorance" in this arena either, it seems.

  • It sucks that words in English often don't spell the way they sounds :p

  • Wow I've seen the mistake more than the correct version! I actually thought "tenants" was right...

    Thank you for enlightening me :)

  • Nice 1991 Intro logo.

  • *Sees the end of the video then goes to the Jeep and looks around*

    "Hmm, I have a gear shift, but this doesn't appear to run on think written in all caps".

    Ok, that was horrible, but on that note, I never have referred to the ideas of my beliefs as tenets. Thanks though for keeping that from happening in the future. You may have just caused a time paradox though O_o.

  • THINK!

  • lol

  • their pee pull two, y u bee mean too them.

    The sad thing is that's the worst I could bring myself to screw up in a sentence and it's 3 AM for me.

  • Behold "The ten ants of Christianity.."

  • I wonder if the Christian tenants are related to the boarders that I'm told are inadequately secured.

  • there are ppl that actually make that mistake? wow

  • lol I saw you correcting someone with that. That was pretty funny. I didn't realize it was wide spread...... Then again knowing the arguments that word would have been in, I really shouldn't be surprised.

  • LOL! Could you also explain the difference between then and than? That's my big pet peeve. I've actually seen journalists screw it up.

  • LOL U could of made a hole channel for this stuff, but they could probly care less what your saying.

  • @tctheunbeliever "Couldn't". COULDN'T care less. If you COULD care less, it means you DO care some.

    And there are plenty of channels already dedicated to this stuff. I'm subbed to at least one of 'em.

  • @BionicDance Re: tctheunbeliever's butchery of the English language. Also don't forget it's WHOLE not HOLE and it's "YOU'RE" and not "YOUR" :)

  • @mjh012363 Do you think that perhaps my butchery of my native tongue was intended to make a point? Shit, how obvious do I have to be?

  • @tctheunbeliever Don't you think that perhaps our yanking your chain about it is just in jest? :)

  • @mjh012363 The truth of the situation is rather difficult to ascertain. As much time as I spent writing research papers in college, maybe I'm a bit touchy in this area.

  • @tctheunbeliever That's alright. Inflection is difficult in online chat. :)

  • @BionicDance THANK YOU. It bugs the crap outta me when people say "could care less"

  • @razgrizinferno Yeah, me too. I find it rather disappointing that noone seems to have realized that I was attempting to make a point. Shit, how many obvious mistakes do I have to jam together before people figure this out?

  • @tctheunbeliever What the fuck?

    I honestly can't believe I didn't notice that. I feel like I need to apologize now.

  • @razgrizinferno Nah, I'm just a grammar Nazi whose honor has been besmirched.

  • @BionicDance You, could have, whole, probably couldn't, you're. My grammar humor is too subtle.

  • @tctheunbeliever "whole"

  • @analyticalboy No shit. I sincerely hope that this wasn't the only mistake you detected in my grammar and spelling: I tried to include as many as possible. I guess I wasn't quite obvious enough.

  • Those who confuse those words are the tenants of stupidity. What bothers me most is people who don't know the difference between "then" and "than". To what is the world coming?

  • wow, those were bad words to mix up!

  • @RavenBlaze I see it All. The. Time.

    I saw it maybe eight times today, and I finally had to make this video. Heh.

  • So are you saying that David Tenet was the best Doctor Who?

  • tentannantets

  • I find a word that is often said and written wrong is probably. So many people leave out the second B and both write and say probaly.

  • @Swidhelm I used to say it that way when I was a kid. Now Ijust say "probly". It's more economical.

  • @8WholeThing Heh. My brother used to and sometimes still does say "prolly" thanks I think to Beavis and Buthead.

    Another one I hear a lot is supposedly. Quite often the d becomes a b.

  • It helped.

  • petty argument

  • You say "Pedantic dictionary snob" like it's a bad thing.

  • This is good. English is my second language. This a good lesson.

  • Tennant is also a scottish surname

  • What about Tennant?

    Tennant-n. the 10th doctor

    On a more serious note if you are basing your irritation on how individuals spell the words in print, there is poor correlation twixt the ability to spell and intelligence. Too often I have had debates I participated in derailed by people who make a big deal over the fact that I misspell words, despite the fact that I am certifiably dyslexic and spill cheekers hat me (yes that was deliberate).

  • Thanks, i learned a new word today; "chowderhead"

  • Think...and learn to use a fucking dictionary.

  • Thank you BD - it needed to be said.

    Other juicy nuggets I've actually heard: Ide of made dinner but you were late. Mongrel hordes. I gotta unthaw this ice. Art gecko. Flustrated. Lobster Nuremburg. Innovention. Automagically.

    It's all a bunch of kung foolery if you ask me.

  • Somehow I've managed to ignore this horror of language until now, I just let it slide past my brain when I saw it, but spam damnit, you're right!

    From now on, I'll start shooting people in the jaw whenever they say tenant instead of tenet.

  • Thank you for this public service announcement.. I had no idea there was a difference. Luckily, I've never had to write/type the word "tenet" out.. but now I'm a little bit smarter.. Thanks!

  • Thats like my mom hates it when people say libary instead of library

  • @Angelwriterspeaks Heh. I used to call it the 'berry, but I KNEW I was using slang; I usually saw 'library' full out, now. :)

  • I did not know what the english word "tenet" means untill today. I knew what a tenant means but not tenet. I learn something new everyday. Thank you for clearing that up for me.

  • @longname25 S'part of what I'm here for! :)

  • @BionicDance Your videos are just awesomely amazing

  • It's such a simple goof it's easy to make that misspulling. It's only annoying when someone refuses to fix it.

  • Jeez, it's just a couple of words that are VERY similar and sound virtually the same when I say them. No need to nitpick so viciously.

  • @silver6kraid Sure there is.

    Someone is wrong. On the internet.

    That's all the reason ANYONE needs. :)

  • lmao - really? Who makes that mistake?

    I think I'm gonna feature this on my channel - if ok with you, BD? Coz that's "Epic in a Can" material ;-)

  • I've actually used the word tenant of christianity in a video. I was corrected. I was not running on automatic I had just never use either of those words enough to realize the differences.  I also used the phrase Cognitive dissidence instead of dissonance and still get people correcting me on that video after 2 years. My gf has dyslexia so she does it even worse. Mortal enemy of grammar Nazi Yoda is.

  • TENNANTS strong British lager usually drunk by the guy you don't want to sit next to on the bus.

  • Why cant mall people be like you Bionic?

    I just had to argue with a dumb theist, he got me so frigguin angry to the point where I thought mankind had no hope

    He actually pulled the "then why do monkeys still exist".....lol.

    I think it should be mandatory by state law for all theists to take an anthropology, biology, chemistry and physics class!

    I just feel so sorry for them that their parents brainwashed them when they were helpless. That should be considered child abuse!

  • no chance of seeing you in glasses huh?

    

  • @Nitelurker1 Oh, there'z a CHANCE.

    ...it'll just COST YOU. :)

  • @BionicDance I concur, i wanna see you in glasses!!!! See if you can give Sarah Palin a run for her money!!! :D :P ;)

  • @dendariiprime Again, it'll cost ya.

    Not puttin' myself through that FOR FREE. :P

  • @BionicDance Ok...... what's the charge??? ;)

  • @dendariiprime I'm actually right now making a video about exactly that; you'll see. Gimme about a half hour. :)

  • As a brit i cant stand the american ' Icould care less' we say 'I couldnt care less' surely if you could care less that simply means you DO care... if you couldn't then you are at the nadir of your caring, i think David mitchell did a piece on it here on the toobs.

    eye blayme fonix four thus mezz, cuz iff spellin dusnt matta ven uh dicksionairy iz difi cult two youse.

  • Grammar Nazi XD All of my friends are like this. Nice video.

  • Damn. I bet I have screwed that up before.

  • A new slogan for ya

    "Quit running on automatic. Instead, Google define that shit"

    I win? :D

  • Ok I'm now highly dissapppppointed , that"s how we spell it in England; whilst desparatrly tyyyping on ouer keyboards! Bionic come over to France and see us sometime.

  • You are asking people who believe in Zombie Jesus and the big spook in the sky to think. If they thought they wouldn't believe in Zombie Jesus and the big spook.

  • Tennent's - Scottish Lager

  • @toppledgod also tastes like cat piss, and yes i have. Still, its better than HARP!

  • I live with the dichotomy of being a little bit of a language snob but also of the ilk to kinfa use the odd lol or wtf if ur ken to whit a mean like.

    Language, unlike creatards does evlolve over time.

  • Your [sic] so smart

  • "...too terribly often..."

    FUUUUUUUUU

  • This is now my favorite video for the day.

  • @salphen Yay! :)

  • Irregardless of this, I think you misoverestimate how dumb it makes you look when OTHER people use these wordisms. You do a fair enough job of that yourself.

  • you sound like you eat too much honey...no offence

  • @zer01ife I don't even know what that means.

  • @BionicDance maybe it means you are sweet?

  • @BionicDance

    you're cool and everything, but your voice reminds me of my voice when i have honey at the back of my throat and my spit strings together and i get this black guy tone...but higher pitched.

    there really is no reason for me to say this because its very trolley of me and I apologise.

  • Sillygames, love the sarcasm! Lol

  • Oh no, I’m dyslexic. ... Please don’t beat me.

  • spell check doesn't tell the difference between tenant and tenet....

  • Grammar snobs are forever alone...

  • That told us!

  • Have you done a video on "begging the question"? That's another one that bugs me all the time.

  • @blackwolf1200 I think I have, but I'm approaching 400 vids, so I'd have to go look to see...

  • @blackwolf1200 I know what you mean. I always get the urge to write a comment saying "No, that raises the question.". But then I realize they wouldn't know what the heck I'm talking about. I don't think I've ever heard someone use that phrase in real life. I give it a passing mention in my latest video but I don't explain it. I just point to "Common Errors in English Usage".

  • Ahhhh the English language is a huge bitch. All those similar sounding or close enough words drive me nuts. Like, affect and effect. ALWAYS mixing those two up and I'm a freakin' writer. The worst part is word processors don't catch those kinds of mistakes and I'm a horrid editor of my own work :P

  • Things that grate for me: "would/could/should of" instead of "would/could/should have" and "I could care less" instead of "I couldn't care less".

  • There are so many words like that in the english language you would almost have to be GrapplingIgnorace (youtuber that's an english teacher) to get it right even 99% of the time. I mean it can affect the effect if you get it wrong.

  • That reminds me of the runes of magic forums...dUAl classes, not dUEl classes.  And the people with daggers are roGUes, not roUGes!

    And we keep correcting them every...bloody day...and it never stops

  • I know what you mean. I have a few similar "peeves." For instance: Mixing up the words there, their and they're. Another example: Mixing up the words your and you're. On a final note, I can't stand it when people say "ur" instead of your or you're. Am I alone in this?

  • @Hereticbooks No, you're not alone AT ALL. Heh.

    Nice to know I've got so many fellow language snobs on my channel. :)

  • @KrystineRene It's video keywords; there is no way for YouTube to distinguish between pro-religion and anti-religion if you put, say, 'christianity' or 'islam' in the tags.

  • Just searched YT and found a guy using that same phrase in a 44 min presentation about tenants of faith. Love it.

  • might as well say Jedi use lifesavers.

  • @gothatfunk *twitchtwitch*

  • I had to edi this text this person sent me. "There sure are a lot of typos there." "Oh, well I didn't proofread it." He skipped the most elementary step a writer must take.

    The people I hate are the "as long as people understand it, it dosn't matter how you spell it" crowd. They use terms like "grammar Nazi" to try to hide their own ineptness.

  • Hang loose, remember not every person has Spanglish as a first language and since when did it become an offence to be an arsehole? Take a chill pill and relax.

  • I thought a Tenant was a time lord :/

  • @CuriousMoth +1 and LMAO, squared. Top line in tonight’s epp, "Stevie Wonder sang to us under London Bridge at the last frost fare in 1814", "He did?", "Yes, but you must never tell him!" LMAO!

  • Phew.., I'm glad I knew the difference :) I guess I'm not a chowderhead? :)

  • 1:26 for a second there, I thought you'd say "use a dictionary"

  • TENNANT:

    --noun, proper

    a man who burns at the center of time and space, and pilots a blue phone box across infinity.

  • @OmniZodd Smooth :3 I love that we both thought of that witicism within a 20 minute time span XD Our nerd credentials shine brightly.

  • @OmniZodd I believe the famous blue box is now tennanted by a 'mattsmith'. i take this to mean he makes very small carpets that people leave by their front doors.

  • Are you a tenet at an apartment or house BionicDance?

  • HAH! I am right now trying to find some way to properly use the phrase "tenants of Xianity" in a discussion.

  • @OgreVI I am, too (laughs) .

  • LOVED IT, great name for the vid

  • You know why his happens? No one is reading anymore. When you've only ever heard a word spoken, because you don't read books, then you spell words in whatever way sounds phonetically appropriate. It's depressing.

  • @revelwoodie

    It is. I hate it when someone types "would of" instead of "would have" or "would've." That one makes me completely crazy.

  • @OgreVI And it really is important, too. There are right and wrong ways to spell things for a REASON. If every generation makes up their own goofy spellings for shit because they think silent letters are "gay," or something, we'd have a constantly changing lexicon. A hundred years from now no one would be able to read a twentieth century book without consulting a dictionary. Consistent spellings and grammar are a gift to the future.

  • @revelwoodie

    They really are. We have such an expressive and precise language, and I truly do hate to hear (or see) folks misuse it. I've been considering making a video about that myself, but I don't know if I can do it without getting pissy. Maybe I'll let BD be an inspiration to me.

  • If I call you a grammar nazi, would that count as a Godwin violation? ;-)

    sticklers unite!

  • damit now I fell stoopid for using the rang ward ;)

  • Huh, I learned something today. As a fellow dictionary nerd, I thank you. :)

  • Haha, this is a pet peeve of mine too. I usually hear theists make this mistake, (Venomfangx) but admittedly I have heard a few atheists say this.

    Thanks for making the vid, now I don't have to be the word Nazi : )

  • I am very sorry you have to make this video. 

  • @StabbyRaccoon No sorrier than I, I can assure you!

  • I think you should have ended with ...THANK ;p

  • Also confused with Tennant: 10th actor to play The Doctor in Doctor Who

  • There's no need to get upper arms. What do you accept of us? For all intensive purposes, it's a doggy dog world and mistakes like that are a diamond dozen. Don't take our comments for granite.

  • @HelplessVictim I will LIGHT YOU ON FIRE! ;)

  • @HelplessVictim LOL, that was perfect, haha

  • @HelplessVictim brillo!

    

  • @HelplessVictim aaauuuuuuughhhhh!

  • @HelplessVictim Your exposed to look for contact clues when reading anyway. Like one time when a lady told me about her brown conclusive spiders. I got the jest of what she meant because I know about brown reclusive spiders. K8 should of been nicer. She should make a mens.

  • Now that I'm used to that new opening, I must say I love it! Also, you have one of those hats? Awsome! I have a "knows way too many random things about random subjects" hat! We can start a club!

  • It's a pernicious meme. This would be the first time I heard that tenant wasn't the word for dogma, etc... We learn words from other people, and if they use the wrong word, so will we. Still, I'll try to keep them straight now. Alternatively, I'll ask my landlord if he's christian. Save me some trouble.

  • Lack of knowledge does not always equal lack of intelligence.

  • @iantheuncountable A refusal to correct a lack of knowledge is willful stupidity.

  • @BionicDance I agree with that, but you shouldn't call someone stupid for simply not knowing something. Correct them first, and if they refuse to accept it, then you can call them stupid.

  • As someone who used to lease sleazy apartments, I share your frustration.

  • @dannypantsgm Surely nobody ever referred to themselves as a tenet? *raised eyebrow* I hear "tenant" regarding beliefs, but I've almost NEVER heard the reverse...

  • @BionicDance One tenant especially loved to do this. Jewish guy, fucking insane. Called me every day about some stupid maintenance shit always reminding me he was a tenet.