911 Sound Analysis of Explosions Prior to Collapse. Amateur Footage Holboken

[GnosticNinja]

We totally debunkerfied those bright simultaneous flashes everybody saw prior to pancakes & buttery planes!

Yup, turns out it was Mrs. Butterworth delivering the golden syrup.

Those banging noises was jus' Hungry Jack pounding a fork & knife on his big picnic table in the sky.

(not to be confused with Jesus bowling in the clouds)

Pretty sure N.I.S.T. will back me up on this one considering the close correlation and similitude to their imaginative and ever-changing "official theory".

Srsly...

[MandoMohan]

@GnosticNinja I can asure you, that if Jesus was bowling in the clouds, you'd know about it! Then again, I suspect you wouldn't. You really have to be up with eschatology, and the anticipation of your heart to get a grip on it.

Glad to see you're still here.