Message to Pastafarianism

[TDog688]

R'amen

[TheRepublicOfUngeria]

Is that so? Well allow me to re-tortellini! you can just bring it on guy faux! Yeah! You are going down anonymous! Manicotti up my fellow pastafarians! We are Linguine! We do not forgo oregano, we do not forget parmesan, We will not be restrained (one trip through the strainer is enough!) Ramen!

[cdfisk]

This is so funny. :D

[eddyman3000]

I don't understand why you are against Pastafarianism?! o.Ô What is your problem?! Pastafarianism is against every religion but we respect the religions everybody has the right to think what he think it's right or the truth! In my opinion you should join Pastafarianism or coorperate! And the most important thing: I like Anonymous and try to be one but i'm Pastafari, too! And i really love Pastafarianism! Please change your opinion and don't be against us! I like both and don't want to choose! ;)

[eddyman3000]

@eddyman3000 Oh yeah, i forgot, RAmen! ;)

[jessicaakzo]

Hahaha, love it.

You'll never silence us, so long as we feel the love of his noodly appendages!! R'amen!

[steveOo0o]

Just because you can use a text to speech program. Doesn't mean you're part of Anonymous.

[kinggay95]

Troll

[jiganashi]

This is not insanity. Insanity is knowing that all religion is wrong and knowing the truth behind all existence. We came... and you were covered in it. That is all.

[Mikeybetts]

"for our own shits and giggles"

is there any better reason?

[MrPillowfy]

Lol

[somethingonmyhip]

This is obv a troll..

[FinnMcRiangabra]

@somethingonmyhip Jonathan Swift was a troll???

[Fr33d0m4a11]

Sounds like someone from the Pogo Tribe LULZ

[Fr33d0m4a11]

This is so much bull....the video is funny though LULZ! This Anon knows the sweet touch of your noddley appendage though LULZ.

You should have expected us.

[Ruzlier]

pastafarianism is a joke..

[blackbirdhollow]

Outstanding parody! Lulz on Anonymous. By Anonymous? Who cares! Too good. Thanks for the laugh. I nearly cried.

[unholysanta]

leave god alone BICH

[12345ISIS12345]

Is this a joke or serious? I think it's a joke but it's honestely hard for me to tell. :/

[smurfyday]

@12345ISIS12345 That's called Poe's Law.

[uiruu]

It's a parody of the Anonymous attack on Scientology.

[ZuKahta]

Anonymous doesn't seem to recognize it's own face

[JakeRech]

Lol I love mr. Henderson for creating this mockery. But shouldn't we change. "Rarmen" to.  'bon appettite'. Lol at all these comments. 'wrath of his noodles'. 'sacred breadsticks'.

[smurfyday]

@JakeRech It's not Rarmen. It's Ra'men. You infidel.

Soon you'll be covered in tomato sauce.

[SuperPrankman]

okk......somebody's got to lay off the dictionary...

[mmmmmarcus]

And so Sir boyardee proclaimed it to be inevitable: the wicked christians far and wide shall be thrown into the depths of Prago!  Ra'men.

[mmmmmarcus]

What kind of pastafarian are you? I myself am a linguinian.

[Takiado]

@mmmmmarcus what is a linguinian pastafarian?

[BernardPooman]

Make a message to the "Desteni" cult!

[aw3some5]

Fuck this. May you be touched by His noodly appendage, bastards.

[Iktofed]

I only pray that the FSM takes mercy on your soul, an touches you with his noodliness appendage! Be warned of stale beer, and tainted strippers!

[sfgman51]

lol wtf is this a joke flying spagetti monster>>> hahaha

[Elune137]

Most of us have T7+ gear!

Surrender!

Postscriptum: Where you that ugly orc that recently begged my frost saber pet for mercy?

[mcrlove27]

RAMEN!!!!!! WWFSMD? nothing! cause he is not violent and does not destroy anything!

[Timelord223]

I would seriously like to see them succeed. Even there protests against Scientology have failed.

[lbIeesel]

This must of been made by the pink horny unicorn...

[GodisinmySoul]

then where do u go when u die??? huh?

[guitarrocks10]

HIS NOODELINESS APPENDAGE IS SCARED!!!!!

[TLPsLilBoy]

I think you fail to see the awesome power of the FSM. Never a dry meatball; never an uncooked noodle. RAmen!

[pendragon135790]

@TLPsLilBoy i know can you belive this guy, his noodliness saved me , and HE CAN BE SAVED AS WELL!

RAMEN!

[dragorider93]

you will never win the FSM shall reighn forever RAmen

[TropnevadNitsuj]

I have been touched by his noodly apendage, i feel i need to give something back, so i will gauge one of my eyes out and hack one leg off so to become a pirate and promote Pastafarianism, and if i get 15 Thumbs up on this comment i will show this astounding video of this feat of heroism, and if it does reach 15 thumbs up give it a week or so then type in "TropnevadNitsuj Becomes a Pirate" to see this amazing act of self sacrifice...

May Pasta Be Upon Your Plate,

TropnevadNitsuj

[TropnevadNitsuj]

I have been touched by his noodly apendage, i feel i need to give something back, so i will gauge one of my eyes out and hack one leg off so to become a pirate and promote Pastafarianism, and if i get 15 Thumbs up on this comment i will show this astounding video of this feat of heroism, and if it does reach 15 thumbs up give it a week or so then type in "TropnevadNitsuj Becomes a Pirate" to see this amazing act of self sacrifice...

May Pasta Be Upon Your Plate,

TropnevadNitsuj

[DXMJUNKIE1]

Haha,

There were so many good quotes from this!!!

R'amen.

[alisawatson17]

what the hell is pastafarian

[MistressArte]

His sacred noodly appendages will touch us all. In a fun way. ;) of course. He likes it like that. XD And you shall be converted to dance with STD free strippers. Ramen ^___^

[TiredEmo]

Just.  Lost. The. Game.

Im Pastafarian btw

[Deathwhisper13thgen]

Yay, even anonymous recognizes us. xD

[mrfluffykins345]

Fuck! What he Fuck!

I'm part of both >: (

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[goodisgoog]

@mrfluffykins345 yea us double religioners are screwed

[Nicolai0Nerland]

@mrfluffykins345 You have an identity crisis D:

[ErickHatesYou]

ANONYMOUS FAGS!

[PassionForPasta]

We have noodles on our side, what do you have?

[mfitzyfitz]

@PassionForPasta WE HAVE FUCKING COOKIES!

[janethelostgirl]

hahaha, i love parody's nothing like one to show the coolness of his saucey noodleness, RAmen FSM

[tanfouk]

Yoho, you didn't know that PFism has a combat wing - dunh dunh DUN- the ALFREDISTS !!! We are the Hounds of Cream Sauce!  Fear our cholesterol!

[Nicolai0Nerland]

I'm a pirate, and I'm Pastafarian

Ramen~<3

[PassionForPasta]

We Pastafarians will have thy noodly appendage protecting us from your attacks...

[cartoonbloodshed]

If its a jihad they want, its a jihad theyll get. Prasied be his noodly apendage. RA'men.

[stagism]

Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrr.......

Tis a war ye shall have because we are pirates.

[killafoo6]

Im lvl 80 in World of warcraft!! YEAA ROFLMAO pastafarianism, RA'MEN!

[Pastamanful]

PastaWars!

[TheDarkestAbYsS]

"We do not know the sweet touch of a woman. Expect us."

[Cyphlix]

LMAO classic

[WishFredWasDead]

You want to know whats tight my level 65 death knight bich and when you Anonymouses come for Pastafarianism leaders we will become more powerful than you can imagine

[sulthus]

this video, just turned me into a pastafarianism

[sulthus]

excuse me pastafarian

RA'men

[silentshadow2007]

Here here!! Pastafarianism & Anonymous should team up to take down Scientology!!

[ohmyfsm]

all hail FSM! Our lord and saviour, His noodly spaghettiness the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the one true god!

really, Anonymous and Pastafarians should be allies against $cientology! i love anonymous and i'm a devout pastafarian.

al hail anonymous, all hail FSM!

[annanwater999]

in the info for this video it says bananas instead bandanas, haha.

[sirjohnly]

huh? where can I find info about pastafarian-ism? I don't get what spaghetti has to do with pirates

[ChilapaOfTheAmazons]

Hi sirjohnly,

Pastafarianism is the only true religion.

Our faith starts from the simple observation that the Universe exists and was created by the FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster).

He's a very kind and loving God, and He will not send you to hell even if you don't believe in Him. Please read "The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster" for more details about His teachings.

We recognize pirates as divine beings: they were not criminals, but peace-loving explorers and spreaders of good will.

[TheEvilJesus]

You are going against the first "I'd Really Rather You Didn't" by saying that we are the only true religion.

RAmen.

[maptik]

search in google pastafarism, about the pirates, evrybody who belives in the FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) must dress as a pirate, the religion says the temperature in the world gets higher each time a pirate disapears, that mean, If there are more pirates, the temperature decreases, thanks :] (im not pastafarian, but i find it a good parody or w/e of my religion, cristianism,)

[smallfrybri]

pastafarianism is satire jesus cant people get it thru there skulls look it up on wiki it was just made to combat intelligent design being taught in school

[TheEvilJesus]

It has become a serious religion now. It is like the Jedi movement of 2001, or the SP of the mid eighties.

[ValdeVeldo]

pastafarianism if no different from other religions

[EzekialWestern]

You do realize that this is a joke making fun of Chanology?

[IronMaidenfan6]

Any annyoumous watching... dont bother, pastafarian isnt a cult, its a big joke making fun of other religions including christianity and your favourite, $cientology.

Pastafarian really means that you support free speech for all, and isnt that what annyonymous stands for in the end?

[jpollock21]

go fuck yourselves you stupid fucking assholes!

[Invaderjes]

This won't convert me from pastafarianism, but it was awesome.

[2paranoid2think]

ahah, i love how they actually think that pastafarian is serious. well, some people can be serious, but the whole thing is just making fun on religious fanatics.

[StealthyPenguin]

it's a joke video via 4chan. Although... 4chan has a hate for WoW so... shit they really are anonymous D:

[Haxd4x]

PAHAH lol, this is jokeess :D

[Haxd4x]

haha, u do realise that's FSM is a big joke rli, lol

[Kippydahcamper]

Lol as a pastafarianist would say, I hope u are touched by His noodlely appendage.

[RangerD12]

OMFG -shitz brixz- xD

[xephyr1000]

(Lasagne 3:3) "Cheesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be boiled again, he cannot see the kingdom of Pasta."

(Lasagne 3:16) "FSM so loved the world that he gave his only al dente son that who ever cheeses with Parmesan will not perish, but have everlasting flavor."

[MeppelNiels]

You were watching my banana?! Dirty bastards!

rAmen

[hellasweet4twizzle]

pastafarianism is a satire of all religions.

i'm not sure why thier speaking out against it.

or is this also satire?....hmm....

[EmilyH912]

That is friggin' hilarious! Thank you!

[mauiwowie11]

Apparently you have not been touched by the Flying Spaghetti Monster's noodly appendages.

[Dvdingham]

Ok, cool. I'm Wiccan myself, so I kinda know what it's like to be discriminated against.

Did you get Arceus from something or just created it?

[SeriouslyPissedOff]

Fuck you Anon.

[EggManStudio]

I may not actually be Pastafarianist, but I still think you shouldn't taunt those that do follow it. I, being an Arceist, hate discrimination and respect other people's beliefs. If I was Pastafarianist, I would now say Ramen but I say it anyway, being anti-discrimination.

Ramen, pastafarianists!

Arceists- May Arceus guide your soul forever!

[Dvdingham]

What is Arceism?

[EggManStudio]

My religion. Self-created.

[eatfirejones]

This video is bad, and you should feel bad. But don't worry, his noodly-ness forgives all.

Ramen.

[honoredguests]

You people realize, don't you, that you're putting your immortal souls in danger? Enough with putting down peoples' religious beliefs. If you want to rot in Hell be my guest but remember this; there is no butter or garlic on your UNsliced french roll and there is most certainly no marinara sauce OR parmesan cheese. You've been warned!

Ramen

[bobby472]

ROFLMFAO that was awsome but also insulting. I will pray for you my friend or friends.

ramen

[GeurillaVideo]

Anon must be touched by his noodly appendage.

[BlizBob]

Level 65 in World Of Warcraft!!

SHIT!! Runnnnnn!!

[Idude893]

Anonymous, leave Pastafarianism alone. You want to rid the world of meat and tomato sauce, and cleanse the world of those noodly stands?

Heh, Just kidding.

[TheGeoffalope]

May his noodely appendage touch you.

Ramen.

[AvidElephant]

I love reading this stuff. It's so great.

[ECKED]

Funniest Anonn spoff ever!!!!!!!!

[FailedAnalysis]

Does Anonymous not realize that many of it's own members are Pastafarian?

Any and all who dare oppose us shall be stricken down.

[GodOfTheInternetz]

including me

[ChilapaOfTheAmazons]

This is an insult to millions of FSM's true believers: criticism of pirates is simply unacceptable in a modern and tolerant society.

The makers of this video will spend eternity in HELL, where the beer is stale and the strippers have STDs.

This evil atheist persecution against honest Pastafarians must be put to an end, and the media must stop repeating their godless propaganda about the "theory" of evolution.

RAmen.

[LazerZlorkipzIV]

As a Pastafarian Anon, I endorse this.

[Animelover1465]

You can not battle against the holy Flying Spaghetti Monster can destroy it as it is power incarnate. RAmen ....lol

[ZombieGuy1]

It's a good thing this is a parody. At first I was like "holy shit, nooooo!" but then I laughed.

[stephylynn91]

Okay.

I do believe strongly in the FSM.

But the way this video was written made me giggle... at a few points.

I think pasatafarian's should be shown more respect though.

Because it's not like we go around and tear down other religions.

Thats just what I believe.

Ramen.

[BobDoleismyBitch]

RAmen Brother!

[lockyer]

Fuck yeah man! I'm sick of these pastafarian assholes at the gym constantly reminding everyone of the importance of carbohydration.

I can no longer stand idly by while the deification of durum-wheat based noodle products are removed from our supermarket shelves because these damn pastafarians consider it blasphemy for the rest of us to eat their holy fettucini, spiralli, and lasagna.

Write your congressman! The penne' is mightier than the sword.

[sph1ncter]

lol. brilliant.

[stringSyntax]

thats fucking great

[newusername01]

your a bloody genius.

[Terenceslover]

To all pasatarians ramen <3

[cuervoxi]

May the church of the FSM continue for all time.

RAmen

[Kulsprutejojjo]

Best Chanology parody ever. Truly epic trolling.

[jndala]

Pastafarianism is the one true faith. Can you not see when you pick up a banana that His Noodliness the FSM created it perfectly to fit in your hand? Can you not see that only through His inerrant word can you be saved? I feel sorry that your hearts are so empty and your mind so confused that you are blind to the FSM - of course he IS invisible. I pray for your souls, may you find your way to his noodliness.

Ramen!

[miamimanni]

I agree with you Ramen! His Noodliness must be realized by the world. I do not understand why his word is not taught right next to creationism and evolution.

Sigh...

This world is just not ready for the great FSM.

I wish you well! Have a safe journey to the stripper factory of beer flowing volcanoes.

Manni!

[DFCheater]

@jndala you are honestly the stupidest person i have ever heard. i really hope JESUS CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVIOR hits you in the head.

[smurfyday]

@DFCheater Yep, Christians are all so loving deep down.

[StephenPilolla]

YAR! The flying spaghetti monster will save us!

[bil1yjoe]

That was FUNNY.

[adamrosio08]

they want bandanas LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

[SurferRosa79]

I'll lay the black spot on ye swifter than yee can say,"Skuttle me Skippers! for tis here vid.

[SurferRosa79]

Our Flying Spaghetti Monster, who art in Ragu hallowed be thy bolognese, thy pasta come, thy will be done, al dente as it is in Ragu. Give us this meal our daily pasta And forgive us our gnocchi, as we forgive those who gnocchi against us. And lead us not into couscous, but deliver us from quinoa. For thine is the fork, and the pasta, and the mozzarella, for ever and ever. RAmen.

[Brothergeorge]

Women give sweet touches!?

Damn.

[Lantcer01]

that's so fucking funny.

[dugges]

Arrrrrrr This skurvy landlubber don't scare me, but me wench be kept indoors for safekeepin

May you be touched by his noodly appendage

[krisza420]

aye aye, the salty dog il ne'er see fiddlers green

[silversnowsnake]

Sauce be upon him! ramen.

[sweetnekochan123]

You will never be touched by his noodly appendage!!!

[GangDaColher]

Exactly!

[MadVacolyte]

today i learnned hows to fail

[schlupey]

xD this is mildly ammusing

[soulhunger1]

Holy shit, I just got the idea of making this video about an hour ago, then I come on and find it's already been made? Damn you! Oh well, it was pretty damned funny. Good work.

[slackux]

/b/ was never good. This is proof.

[predetorywolfcub]

pastafarianism is awesome RAmen i used to think anonomous were cool but know they suck

[LongLiveAndros]

this may be a lasagnearian video -_0

[EggmanRobotnik]

LOL! XD

Funny!

master9320, the question isn't WHY did He create a midget but WHY NOT. :D

Let the pasta be with you.

[master9320]

so ur going to destroy fsm sites? if u do go to their home page, and if there is a fsm guy out there why the hell did ur monster create a midget wtf is up with that?

[Paradise101ofRune]

RAmen and may you forever be touched by his noodly appendage!

[tuyoboard]

JAJAJAJJAJA my fsm!!! this guys rock! thank u for looking at Pastafarianism so seriously!

ramen 2 u!

[sithmonkeygecko]

if the FSM was made as a joke to show flaws in ID, how is it a religion? and how am I a member if I point this out?

[Tyydus]

You can never stop His Noodliness. and An organization too pansy to reveal their names doesn't seem to have power. But, as the Flying Spaghetti Monster wishes, We welcome you with open arms to experience his noodly grace.

I know it's a joke lol :P Just felt like preaching :D

[fluffe38]

this is a great joke, but pastafarianism is a joke too if anyone wants to attack it, your retarded

[brasil221]

EPIC LULZ!!!

[justintime4nothing]

Isnt it obvious that the Hari Krishna threat has returned?! Damn Krishnas!!!!!!!

[GunShard]

Lol, nice parody. :]

[Arikiel]

omsm! It's obvious Anonymous is just a front for the ninja opposition. It's just like them to conceal themselves. Hiding behind digital voices and in their mothers basements. Why won't they reveal themselves? What are they afraid of?

[daxam2]

oh my god i loled like a bitch. 5'ed

[Commandaunt]

lmao this is such a funny/gaay religion..

[gingerbitch16]

OMSM!! Why Gay? I didnt hear anything gay in there? Mybe it is Gay just becouse we arent against them as christianity is. FSM loves all people no matter what they are.

RAmen.

[Bamaphantom42]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[potatoescorner]

Level 65 in Wolrd of Warcraft

LMAO that one dod some serious ownage

[firecat70]

Haha XD

[spacemonky7]

damn, I'm torn between two organizations... while i don't consider myself an official anon, i do occasionally post on their site and i love them. on the other hand, how can i go against the great meatballs in the sky? The Spaghedeity is testing me. and o what a test it is...

[narodniki]

never lose faith of his noodly appendage, fight the urge brother. Ramen.

[UNGlancer]

yay! go pastafarianism!

[Roenazarrek]

ROFL

To fully appreciate this you have to have seen some of the vids of annonymous challenging scientology. They actually are a serious organization.

That was funny as hell tho.

[gemzenith]

lol

[urassisontheline]

i was about to get on your case for dissing a fake religion (sort of)...................... but then i listened to the rest of your video.

made me laugh :)

[andrewkiv93]

come on pastafaians lets unit and go to war with these Anonymous and show them the wraith of a high carb diet

[MonkeyOctober]

The FSM does not want a war or a fight.We don't kill people either,unlike scientology.

[wildabeast11235]

you are wrong. dont you get it?!?! the anonymos are acctually the hari krishnas once again attempting to eliminate pirates from our great pasta gods noodly earth. this time we must fight back or certain distruction will follow.

for glory

for pirates

for FSM

[MonkeyOctober]

*gasp*!!