Christmas Tat 2

[MrRatermat]

Dont you hate it when the top 2 comments are the same?

[RDR007Commentaries]

Another laughing fit induced this time by the possessed demon snowman thing xD

[meowandmeow]

That vibrating snowman made me shit myself from hilarity

[lewissrailway]

Thanks ashens your snowman scared my rats away that were 5,000,000000 miles away

[MrMaestro44]

Funniest thing I have ever seen! I Nearly had a heart attack! Thank u

[natshenkin]

is this guy that does them cartoons ???

[mrrandomlol100]

when he said 'i will never sleep again' i said neither will i!

[Digitbig]

@224flamer You must be new here.

[LizaMMX]

Yeah, the vibrating snowman from hell isn't the most frightening thing I've ever seen. Waking up to see my grandmother, on the front porch, in a very thin night gown and no bra while, shooting at the squirrels with a BB gun so they'll stay out of the bird feeders is.

[kimothystonehouse]

Oh no, Ashens has a girlfriend! Sad face:(.

[XaleManix]

Clearly the snowman is an idol of tzneetch.

Shame there aren't any good Tzneetch lines.

Snow for the snow god, frost for the frost throne, and such.

[kevos4life]

2:50

That's Cartman on the right!

[mattakudesu]

i could use a chocolate sandwich to go with this weed, and then probably barf.

[thatguru877]

@mattakudesu What you need is a beigium waffle with chocolate syrup and whip cream.

[SGTMatt642]

the snow mans head thing is a a good to hide in someones room and make them think there is an evil spirit inside their house



[CasseHBoo]

LMAO!! sooo funny !! <3



[HuwReesMusic]

6:25 The stuff of horror movies.

[ThePirateMD]

Thumbs up if you like the way Ashens says, "I Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiny decoration" @1:52

[MsDragonRiders]

I had captions onat the end and this is what it said:

The "Party Light" makes an irritating squeaking noise in time with its rotation"

XD I laughed so hard at that!

[babymoley]

Do another on this year? ;D

[nintycommunity]

WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO WATCH A PASTA AD ON EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ASHENS VIDEO :/

[austins830]

@nintycommunity "An excellent spamming."

[nintycommunity]

@austins830 "An excellent sarcastic comment" xD

[smellygoose]

oh dear. My mum owns a rocket santa, her mum gave it to her for Christmas like 3 years ago, it looked very suspicious when under the tree.

[12helloguy]

1st item:

ypu wouldnt get kill you will get pregneant

[watuppeeps101]

The demon vibrating snoman head made me laugh in terror....i've never done that before it was that creepily funny. Offically scared for life.

[dartfires]

that frosty door hanger was made by the devil O_O

[sillierok]

The vibrating snowman looks straight out of Jacob's Ladder

[VampyreCake]

Aw, I kind of like the little music box...

[MrWweraw96]

snow man made me laugh so hard

[Sweenytoddruleslily]

My dog went mental when snowman thing from hell went off!

[santaduck151]

me and my mom died of laughter at the wind up snowman

[FrostytheShanker]

There is nothing wrong with paganism.

[TheSharpTHOfLulz]

Am i the only one who found 2:06 cute for some reason?

[TeeRowSax]

girl. friend?

[Simok1234]

0:55 dildo santa

[NICKREAPER316]

@Simok1234 That would be quite painful.

[RDR007Commentaries]

@Simok1234 Thank you, glad I'm not the only one who thought that. lol

[Hal648]

The tune is Strauss' Zarathustra. Learn it :D

[Hazy992]

1:12 more like looks a bit SEXY! :P

[ThAGaMeR1000]

I will Never sleep again Ha

[MalfunctionsSuck]

"bruised mutant children worshiping a snowman... its christmas time again" X'D

[realdude332]

your a ho



[BelleWillow]

I was in hysterics, this is utterly hilarious XD

[nightsaturn]

HO HO HO HELLO!

[Ammit5]

Ow, the vibrating demon snowman almost made me choke myself to death laughing!

[chimpanzeenator]

@Ammit5 i so agree. maybe the most, frickin terrifying thing i've ever seen.

[killled12]

@Ammit5 i was eating and i did choke just lol

[kjw21411]

You can get little black beads at the craft store that could be used as eyes on the snowman door hanger. At least, that's what I would do.

[mechaart]

the sandwich reindeer and the demonic sugared up demonic looking snowman head door hanger were the best parts of this vid XD.

[Brandon999LFC]

Its ironic how he said it wasn't going to be funny and it's one of his funniest videos, I love the part where he says: if you saw that coming at you it would be the end of the world

[2pitbullsandaboxer]

the snoman is ALDI??? thought i saw it at ALDI

[yinyang123ofroblox]

I have used to have a rocket santa but he was a pen.

[samuel7897]

omg the snowman bit was best out of all your videos

[Onionkn1ght]

I completely lost it at the demon snowman, it's the most i have laughed in weeks and i had to pause the video to not wake up the rest of the house, oh ashens how i love you :D

[kjwsfn465]

it probably is a santa dildo.

[JGRoblox23]

I lost it at the snowman head skull thing.

[AmienVids]

dildo santa!

[lordofthepizzapie]

the hd screen is messing with my computer

[hanghoodiescum]

rocket santa would make a good sex toy to please my girl

[kjw41309]

Berry Mistmas?

[kjw41309]

Who's Gary Glitter and what's a paederast?

[AkselDog]

Worst Also Sprach Zarathustra ever.

[melikesong1234]

must kill...

[bassyboy189]

Virbrating SNOWMAN HEAD!!!! D:

[heyyferr]

Lol when he said i will neva sleep again

[TheAkatsuki357]

mmmmmmm bourbon reindeer

[Ronorve]

I have no idea why i laughed so hard at that demon snowman thing.

[jackassguy111]

santas got a head boner!

[irulethe70s]

Long santa is a XMAS dildo

[CAMFER100]

XD LOL

[papoj1PVR]

That snowman head would make a perfect scare for the neighbors with our doorbell. >:D

[ViennaSowjet]

Best Episode Ever :D

[ppm1n]

lol a drunken snowman without a face... not worth a cent..or a pent or whatever it is in england or britan or wherever

[SPORE11165]

@ppm1n penny its a penny not a pent...

[RondoOfBloodX]

2:51 It's Cartman

[yeaitwasme]

My 100th favorited video! Hello-ho-ho!

[wbaker82]

He really does look kind of like a wizard. Or a cardinal, maybe. Same thing.

[tozzy161]

this guy is fuckin well funny

[Yourebuying]

In 2011 do a full length video!

[countdownisdabest]

Dear Ashens

, In the future, next year to be precise, you will be reviewing 12 pieces of tat, starting on 14th December 2010 you will review each item everyday leading up to christmas, i dont know what exactly to send, but closer to the time you should get a letter and a box, everything should be in there,

Merry Christmas,

Santa (Ho Ho Ho)

[DoctorWhoIV]

IT CAN SEE INTO YOUR SOUL!!! And so can Ashens as he gives you quality entertainment that you automatically love. How do you think he knows what makes you laugh?

[Devikvampire]

LOL THE SNOWMAN HEAD IS HILARIOUS.

[ASubHumanOfSociety]

That door hanger is making me insane. I can't stop laughing and I can't get it out of my head. Disturbed am I. Help.

[TheBoksera631]

DAMN That's not the batteries running out that snowman is giving you a backwards message like on the turntables!

[indymogulfan882]

4:58 LOL SANTA HAS DIED IN A CRASH

[turbohammy]

5:55 my hamsters going crazy.

EVIL SNOWMAN

[Theobott]

51 are Snowman worshippers :3

[psychonaut25]

make yourself pom pom deer

[gergerflarg]

111,999th view apparently, great review ashens

[DaftBrian]

thats scary as shit

[PlasticPackage]

Scary as shit? You're scared of shit? That's too bad.

[DaftBrian]

@PlasticPackage STFU JAKE

[MrBumblebot]

so funny

[NoFearKieranHere]

i had that party light thing, and if you pull the ball off, it looks like a bouncing betty :D

[100101012345]

am i the only person who has thought of combining 5:47 and 0:57?

[typomk2]

awww my christmas is complete =D

[housemasters1]

chocolate raindeer = THE END OF THE WORLD !!!

[RhythmParadise1]

Lol! That sdoorhanger would just scare away the family coming for the annual christmas dinner... Wait a sec... Where can i get one!?!? 0-0. XD

[Theninja347]

That reindeeer.... I laughed so hard ;D

That doorhanger... I cried so hard D:

[ChauncesWindow]

I would shit my pants if that chocolate sandwhich sped towards me.

[deds80]

10 Pounds for that piece of shit? *Couple of hours later*

25 Pence is still too much.

[videogamedude68]

What more is to be said than, HOHOHO! MERRY CHRISTMAS!

[koroespinacas]

-dramatic silence- ..."I will never sleep again..."

[banana1337kivi]

that was fucking scaary!

[Garfield55The]

its christmas not halloween

who the hell made that door hanger

run everybody, Frosty is coming for you with a chainsaw and a face that vibrates like a pack mule after a double espresso

[FrostytheShanker]

@Garfield55The That's right i'm going to kill you.

[Mutough]

Santa phallus?

[peterATIAMDlife]

group of children worshiping a snowman - it's Christmas time again lol

[cheestoast11]

@MARTINLARSENFOX creepy but, true... creepy but true... some people actually WOULD.. if you are one of those people, you are creepy(no offense)

[MARTINLARSENFOX]

@cheestoast11 dont worry... i own a real 1 :)

so dont worry.

[laynedel123]

@MARTINLARSENFOX O_O

[FireButts15]

@MARTINLARSENFOX

Oh you, furs :>

[TheMassimo1997]

@MARTINLARSENFOX what...... the....... fudge?

[papoj1PVR]

@MARTINLARSENFOX

You wanna be careful with that 'cuz it's porcelain and I'm not sure how strong it is. :D

[asaguda]

@papoj1PVR Nah, he's a fox. :P Self-explanatory.

[papoj1PVR]

@asaguda

1 guy 1 jar. Also self-explanatory

[DevilDan83]

@MARTINLARSENFOX The paint on it would probably poison you or it would shatter and injure whatever orifice you decide to shove it up horribly.

[superpwnageguy]

@MARTINLARSENFOX Tape the santa on the door hanger you got a vibrating dildo :D

[pHr33kAcHu]

wtf is with the twilight cast undoing their pants and eating chicken in the sun!? DOWN WITH YOUTUBE COMMERCIALS!

[rocksoliddude1]

well i won't buy any of that junk unless it was for charity

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

how would i use toyota technology? i'd put it in a big pile, shit on it and burn it.

[NObama28]

Holy f*cking demon possessed snowmen! Damn send someone to exorcise that demonic eyeless snowman.

[mofobich24]

wheres the 7:04

[SgtPepperIsMoi]

@Pokemeister1202 you've probably have been watching my blogs. And I wouldn't of blamed you.

[darkcloudydonkey]

that first object made me think of naughty things :P

[yowazup213]

it vibrates huh

[AnbuStrike]

the reindeer was scarier!!!!

[murilloironman]

5:45 It's alive, IT'S ALIVE!

[Cookaloka]

That snowman made me LOL XD. It's 1 am here and I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!

Damn you Ashens. *continues laughing uncontrollably*

[onetoughtechie]

that party light really ties it all together!!!! lol

[LeonSKennedy828]

That snow man fucking scares me .____.

[boempa]

lol@vibratorhead!

[RiseOfTheNerd]

It's the night before Christmas and you open the door.

And you see a sight much like the one at 5:54

Then you wake up from that horrible fright.

Look at the clock, it's christmas eves night.

Then you hear a noise much like the one before.

It's the night before Christmas and you open the door.

And you see a sight much like the one at 5:54...

...

...

[ProjectEndgame]

@RiseOfTheNerd God, it sounds like purgatory until you watch the video, then it's just hell.

[consumptionof]

Pity me.

[BurnSpangler]

i have that tiny onament :) a whole set. they are a bitch to hang on the tree

[andreiradu1945]

The couch was in a better state then than now-december 15

[MrCakeman19]

48 PEOPLE WORSHIP BUDDHA 

[TehLulShow]

@MrCakeman19 Trying to get thumbs? :/

[TheDataZoo]

BAHAHAHAHAAHAH i cant stop laughing thanks for another great vid ashens.

[stubsdazomby]

Is that a santa in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

[randyisyou]

IT'S ROCKET SANTA

[ShadowFreezer06]

lol the party light!!! XD

[CyberNetTV]

that thing at the end is as freaky as hell...

who the hell would pay £10 for that...

...nightmares forever!

[stewie100]

damn, that snowman head is freaky as hell. I never want to hear that wobbly satan music again.

[Zemed87]

The kids worshipping the snowman are shaped like a pentagram. D:

[SgtPepperIsMoi]

Oh Ashens, you're awesome. "If this isn't the most scary thing you've seen in your lifetime, I pity you."

[Pokemeister1202]

@SgtPepperIsMoi yay i have ashens' pity

[wagbo121]

bloody adverts freezing on me!

[skilllol101]

5:42 i think its a vibrator

[ThEAwEsOmEnEsSMoDz]

I bet your girlfriend got that rocket santa for a reason (Dildo) lol :)

[Annoyingthing321]

5:40 When I first saw this video I did actually piss myself

[tjoffisnuffe]

So freaking funny!

I laughed so hard my roommate told me to shut up :D

[wassuppaparazi1996]

the party light is run by mouse power.......or their souls

[wolfloverist]

I am happy i took a piss before i watched this i laughed so hard!

[aidwin85]

HOHOHOHOHOHO i will never sleep a gain*throws it*HOHOHOHO!!!

[TheRetardsFromSpace]

that snowman head is absolutely horrific!!

[TheRetardsFromSpace]

RAGE, when did they hit number 1?

[Revolutionist88]

@TheRetardsFromSpace last christmas, because we didn't want an x factor winner number 1 again so there was a compaign to get Killing in the Name to number one, which it did :)

[TheRetardsFromSpace]

@Revolutionist88 oh wow.. thats sweet. I love killing in the name too :)

good for them

[tacticalbattledroid]

Stuart you need to get a new sofa and does anyone know of anyone who has actually bought any of the things on this video LOL';-)

[Brentendo11]

I AM SCARRED FOR LIFE!

[weebromat]

@mea7sucks lol!!

[weebromat]

LOL

[THED1J]

0:00 to skip adverts

[P0W3RP1G]

thumbs up for the santa dildo!

[thetastything]

So funny.

[Anonymouz1337]

I was fucking afraid of the last toy D:

[TheKaratekidGodzalo]

@Anonymouz1337 remind me to buy you one, its cheap so it wont be a problem

[lilryanps3]

48 people come from china

[AFnord]

If I had cats, I would give them that creepy snowman head... I'm sure that they would love it!

[ghmasterjj]

48 people cant see into your soul

[Aiath86]

Santa from hell?

[TheAddyGee]

Heavy Metal Skullman!

[yuna219]

you know what is very disturbing...That thing that spins around and plays the melody..I have a snow globe with a reindeer right next to me and I kid you not the tune Is exactly the same..Even the quality of the music box tune is the same!

[risbolla]

"it's rotation"?

[chakracannon97]

a santa that looks like a dick... very subtle.

[dMITIC]

ITS ROCKET SANTA

[paulbrown06]

5:50 From this point onwards this tat review becomes a portrait of xmas by david linch on acid and lithium. FUCKED UP!! Thanks Ashens. ;)