I actually do that ritual every time I leave the house. "Spectacles, testicles, wallet, watch, keys, laptop, drink, epic music [ipod]". Same ritual every day. I am something else.
"you should just get a van. with a van it's like you got an MBA, but you've also got a fuckin' van. you're not just a man anymore, you are a man with a van. you get a van, we can be men with ven."
So it allows you to skip the ad at 3 seconds... at which point you dont know what it is even for. I mean wtf are you playing at Youtube. It was bad enough when invasive adverts for things I dont want were just on my tv.
@TheGg174 Because you have written out shit loads of the jokes. Having spent all of my life growing up in Britain, I would never have understood English, thank you for making it all the more clearer.
@xHRxz .....yeah i can see your point mate, when the show finally comes to an end i say make a spin off show called "super hans the man of many talents"
"Listen love, you're on the edge and you gotta choose the right way. Now one way is pure heaven and the other... well, it's probably best not to think about it right now but FUCKING 'ORRIBLE! Yeah?"
i wish i could/could remember do "keys change wallet phone" just like that. i hate leaving my house, walking all the way to town to realise i left something incredibly important. maybe i should quit walking and get a van
"You should get a van! With a van, it's like you got an MBA -but you also got a fucking van. You're not just a man anymore, you're a man with a van. You get a van Jez, we could be men with ven."
whoever edits peepshow is a fucking genius..coz unlike a conventional comedy where both actors are in the same camera shot... on peepshow the actors have to pretend there talking to each other when there actually just saying there lines into the camera...must be a fucking nightmare making sure all the scenes are in the right order to maintain the shows continuity lol
yes, its an entirely subjective show haha! its mental. Whats even better is you get drawn in and completely forget that its from everyones point of view.
We could be men with ven xD
xxxGOLDENGALxxx 1 week ago
Limited water damage? Limited water damage...
robplonk 2 weeks ago
Have a friend that can get you a job, if only
tberwick1 2 weeks ago
12 people have tried to fuck a sofa.
serialclone 1 month ago
Thumbs up
Jackburgoine12345 1 month ago
Thumbs up if u think they should make peep show the movie.
steven46168 2 months ago
you actually can fuck a sofa, if its got separate cushions with a gap between them
an1m4l 2 months ago 4
I love how Mark talks like Johnson when he puts on his JLB manager hat!
cornishpixies69 2 months ago
Keys, Change, Wallet, Phone. Why doesn't he keep his change in his wallet?
mattman0852 3 months ago
Lol I do that to, wallet, phone, keys, metrocard
Chakura 3 months ago
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One of you is the father of Sophie's Jerry Springer baby :)
reddkross1976 4 months ago
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reddkross1976 4 months ago
"This energy drink can cause anal discharge"
TheSalvador1992 4 months ago 2
MEN WITH VEN!!!!!! Genius..ha ha
josulivan 4 months ago 3
Super Hans is hilarious
BreadForButter 5 months ago
When Peep Show does come to an end, I hope they do a spin-off show about the life of Super Hans.
Superhands89 6 months ago
Series 8 is due to start late this year or early 2012, seems so far away...
Superhands89 6 months ago
12 people cant afford ergonomic management keyboards
gshack93 6 months ago
I actually do that ritual every time I leave the house. "Spectacles, testicles, wallet, watch, keys, laptop, drink, epic music [ipod]". Same ritual every day. I am something else.
ChristopherDone 7 months ago
@ChristopherDone you take your laptop with you every time you leave the house? like even when you're going shopping for bread and milk?
kensei85 4 months ago
@kensei85 No, I walk to work every day.
ChristopherDone 4 months ago
chance will be a fine thing, i fine thing indeed.
afroinness 7 months ago
"We can be men with ven"...LOL
samoafanatics 8 months ago 5
"you should just get a van. with a van it's like you got an MBA, but you've also got a fuckin' van. you're not just a man anymore, you are a man with a van. you get a van, we can be men with ven."
hans is a gentleman and a scholar.
TheBestCommenterEVER 8 months ago
0:49 That laugh! Oh and Super Hans with his axe in the background.
Markell1991 8 months ago
yeah yeah yeah, terms & conditions apply, this energy drink may cause anal discharge etc
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AlyssaBarneytdgiaq 8 months ago
So it allows you to skip the ad at 3 seconds... at which point you dont know what it is even for. I mean wtf are you playing at Youtube. It was bad enough when invasive adverts for things I dont want were just on my tv.
RH98 9 months ago
This energy drink may cause anal discharge. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Jaremus 9 months ago
Men with ven! Surely that requires attention and contemplation after the clip's end.
WhatWeHave 10 months ago
12 people can't appreciate the coolness of a man with a van
therealblueninja 11 months ago
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yoko4d 11 months ago
why the box? what is it for?
24moxy 1 year ago
(You can't fuck a sofa mate, take it from me)
trudyandgeorge 1 year ago
''Hasn't got a girlfriend so buys a new sofa. You can't fuck a sofa mate, take it from me''
''you get a van jez, we can be men with ven''
''keys, change wallet phone'' ''Jesus. you are something else''
''maybe i can make him wear a little hat like they do with chimpanzees''
''That's right, sweetheart, ergonomic management keyboard." INCREDIBLE how can 11 people dislike THIS ??
TheGg174 1 year ago 87
@TheGg174 i got a theory about these people who dislike great clips, i think they are...CUNTS : )
adlufc1141new 8 months ago
@TheGg174 Because you have written out shit loads of the jokes. Having spent all of my life growing up in Britain, I would never have understood English, thank you for making it all the more clearer.
Threepwoodist 7 months ago
@TheGg174 nope, 12 can trololololo
roflcopter105 4 months ago
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JubBacon 3 months ago
I've heard that those nice boys from 'Peep Show' have built a home for a spider made entirely out of tyres.
They're calling it the "Michelin web".
charlyandjosh 1 year ago
@charlyandjosh Die
alexh1094 11 months ago
Peep Show theme tune for uk christmas number 1 2011 to beat x factor
Type in the above on facebook and join our campaign page!
ryohazuki7 1 year ago
100,000 hours is over 11 years.
graemeoliver84 1 year ago
"and i suppose you wont sit much on the new sofa either" lmfao
Lorcanproductions 1 year ago
"you can't fuck a sofa!"
TPSInternational 1 year ago
" You get a van jez, we can be Men with Ven"!! lmao
BassFishingOnToast 1 year ago 4
0:01
R4GEAG41NSTTH3M4CH1N 1 year ago
"with a van it's like your've got an MBA, but you also got a fucking van" ... God I love super hans, he's a genius character!!!
SmileyFace6796 1 year ago 3
alena is gorgeous
cdjruski 1 year ago
thumbs up this if you think super hans should get more airtime in the show!!
redderstheamazing 1 year ago 5
@redderstheamazing ..David Mitchell has already confirmed that we will see a lot of Hans this series.
Dungarth 1 year ago 3
@Dungarth yeah i had heard a rumour mate, i heard hans is to take over from jez as the main character!
i bet there's loads of gear under my fingernails!
cheers mate.
redderstheamazing 1 year ago
@redderstheamazing no need, it works better if he comes in now and then with his epicness!
xHRxz 1 year ago
@xHRxz .....yeah i can see your point mate, when the show finally comes to an end i say make a spin off show called "super hans the man of many talents"
redderstheamazing 1 year ago
@redderstheamazing they should definatly have at least one episode purely around him.
xHRxz 1 year ago
@xHRxz defo mate.
redderstheamazing 1 year ago
1:39 makes my life.
xBatmando 1 year ago
"This energy drink may cause anal discharge etc" LOL
TheAdamHuntShow 1 year ago
Only just noticed Super Hans with the Axe @ 2:54
TheMassAnnoyance 1 year ago 4
Thumbs up if you notice Superhans with the axe in the background.
GreyJay69 1 year ago 3
Do me a favour and take a punt on a grunt,
yeah farmyard fodder, a day player,
no overheads, no holiday, no contract,
CUT and SHUT, a firm pig.
Cool Bro, Thanks.
zakdaviesa 1 year ago 3
@zakdaviesa Did you think of that your self, did you?
lumpybruisychickeny1 1 year ago
@lumpybruisychickeny1 soory mate was a quote
zakdaviesa 1 year ago
It's like you've got an MBA. But you've also got a fuckin' van.
tighe93 1 year ago 3
Shit! He could become invulnerable
thebestpathetic 1 year ago 4
men wiv ven
zalmanusa 1 year ago
no hans... no axes
beardo0069 1 year ago
"This drink may cause anal discharge"
dan5548 1 year ago
3.00 in the background...Superhans has an AXE! hahaha never noticed that til now!
rapunzeljo 1 year ago 50
This has been flagged as spam show
@rapunzeljo Well noticed! Cheers for that, hadn't noticed it either!
JubBacon 3 months ago
"He hasnt got a girlfriend so he buys a new sofa, you cant fuck a sofa m8 believe me"
themightyjoseph 1 year ago
david mitchell coud not be more anal lmao!!!
sosenka1981 1 year ago
"keys, change, wallet, phone"
superhoneybadgerful 1 year ago 2
Thats Right...Ergonomic Managers Keyboard...Never gets old :)
MultiZandS 1 year ago
Press F5 to skip the add
chadmanton 1 year ago 2
you can't fuck a sofa mate, take it from me
Slemany7ayataka 1 year ago
"you aren't just a man anymore-- you are a man with a van. you get a van, Jez, we could be men with ven."
nmcpher 1 year ago
2:20 - 2:30, absolute genius.
JellyElephant27 1 year ago
"ok: keys, change, wallet, phone." priceless.
Aurongroove 1 year ago 2
Baby shit.
TPSInternational 1 year ago 2
"The Babies too big, you can't look at it Hans, its like the sun" LMAO!
sophiejo 1 year ago 2
"she is one hot tamalé"
RiquelminhoUK 1 year ago
This energy drink may cause anal discharge ect.
hahahah! ^^ Win.
Zakthe666 1 year ago
hmmm...creamy elephant
sartorius97 1 year ago
ergonomic management keyboard.
ohhh yeahhhh.
burgersnsoap 1 year ago
'Men with ven'. Inspired.
pennydesouza 1 year ago 2
is there gona be a season 7?
answer me channel 4!
miss peep show
rawdenashitey 1 year ago
@rawdenashitey Learn to Google, twat.
harrier125 1 year ago
@harrier125 ok didnt think off that but that didnt give u the right to call me a twat
u fucking man whore!
rawdenashitey 1 year ago
@rawdenashitey Okay, maybe I don't have the right to call you a twat but you don't have the right a "fucking man whore!".
F*cking inbred.
harrier125 1 year ago
@harrier125 batty boy supreme u ar!
rawdenashitey 1 year ago
@rawdenashitey Gay lord.
harrier125 1 year ago
@harrier125 i am the gay lord and i ordered dat 25 strong gay men to rape u in the ass hole! ponk!
rawdenashitey 1 year ago
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judyyao1 1 year ago
what is adult humour? isnt it all pretty juvenile. i thought that was the point.
FlashMeterRed 1 year ago
you cant fuck a sofa mate, take it from me. jeremy must have some strange fettishes
EvilMonk3y1999 1 year ago
take a punt on the grunt.. fired me out for a day player.. No overheads, no holiday, no contract...cut and shut, a phone pig...wtf LMAO...cool bro..
Vannereveilar 1 year ago
@Vannereveilar He says "farmyard fodder".
valjester805 1 year ago
ha ahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i almost had an actual heart attack soo funny to watch stone man its trippy
2dubstep5 1 year ago
The funny thing is I have the same ergonomic keyboard...
TheHellfirePeninsula 1 year ago
Ergonomic, management keyboard?!!? I'd hit that!
StormUnit 1 year ago
Hard to pick, but this is my absolutely most favourite clip... :D
DynamicTortoise 1 year ago
"Yeah yeah yeah, terms and conditions apply, this energy drink may cause anal discharge etcetera"
Richyhello 1 year ago 2
2:56
Super Hans with an axe! Nothing more exciting and scary at the same time than him with an axe
thomasimon 1 year ago
Super Hans is a legend!
retroactiveoldskool 1 year ago 3
oh yes i think she has spotted it, the ergonimic manager key board!!!
looool x
IQuiteLikeTheQueen 1 year ago 2
Men with Ven. Brilliant!!!!!
awaitlightning 1 year ago 4
i am an irish 18 year old version of superhans. he along with noel gallagher are my inspiration to life
Adamluvsyou1 1 year ago
@Adamluvsyou1 you are a PRICK!
stnlyjnr 1 year ago 4
i bet you like shit music.
Adamluvsyou1 1 year ago
"What we need to do now is create a powerful sense of dread..........see the longer the note, the more dread."
strepsil08 1 year ago 2
"with a van its like you've got an MBA, but you've also got a fuckin' van..."
OMFG funniest super hans quote ever.
100flobby 1 year ago 4
ergonomic management keyboard that's right
Clayguy101 1 year ago 3
"Terms and conditions apply, this energy drink may cause anal discharge etc, etc."
Hans is the scariest guy ever! But also the most awesome xD
Needham90 1 year ago 3
hans is the best character in this program, everything he says makes me piss myself
Demurednb 1 year ago
@Demurednb
"Listen love, you're on the edge and you gotta choose the right way. Now one way is pure heaven and the other... well, it's probably best not to think about it right now but FUCKING 'ORRIBLE! Yeah?"
Probably the best Hans quote evar!
Needham90 1 year ago
@Needham90 - Best quote ever:
Super Hans: People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people, Jeremy.
midbsaj 1 year ago
yer just watch the video stop typing what they say u bunch off weirdos
scottysoutham 2 years ago
i f you want i can get the axe
agdgdgwngo 2 years ago
i've just been through every episode in 2 weeks.
AMAZING
KorrectErra 2 years ago 5
@KorrectErra i have too surprisingly, frickin amazing, some of the stuff is like the shit that goes on in my head
gorillawarfare786 1 year ago
"just a hand axe Mark"
weareskaters 2 years ago
yeh yeh, terms and conditions... this sports drink may cause anal discharge...
rickJa9uar 2 years ago 5
"That's right sweetheart...ergonomic management keyboard"...Mark, you sly devil you.
Atrix3349 2 years ago 148
i wish i could/could remember do "keys change wallet phone" just like that. i hate leaving my house, walking all the way to town to realise i left something incredibly important. maybe i should quit walking and get a van
derangedband 2 years ago
"That's right, sweetheart, ergonomic management keyboard."
Xantion 2 years ago 12
my sister has vaginal leakage
WKaliberr 2 years ago 4
"You should get a van! With a van, it's like you got an MBA -but you also got a fucking van. You're not just a man anymore, you're a man with a van. You get a van Jez, we could be men with ven."
Peep Show is just genius.
JayParmarVideos 2 years ago 7
then well be men in ven
theoneandonly690 2 years ago 2
men with ven
gaganmason 2 years ago 7
You won't just be any man... you will be... a man with a van!!!
southerner1986 2 years ago
the way Mark says "the axe!!" is priceless haha
needabloodyname 2 years ago
"Keys, change, wallet, phone" ROFL!
RadJustice 2 years ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
why does the warning have to be 10 seconds long?
anyway, series 6 wasn't as good as the previous series' 1 - 5.
i doubt anyone wil be buying it. so it's best to stick it on youtube anyway.
aidenmccloskey 2 years ago
'Men...with Ven'. Priceless.
RoryCalliaway 2 years ago 5
it was a clever little pun.
brainac0cult 2 years ago
catching the golden eggs as they fall from the arse of the giant chicken!
alex15449 2 years ago 2
peep shiw rocks
Rawwwr999 2 years ago
2:39 onwards, i love how mark turns into a total corporate bastard! The laugh says it all.
trigga1uk 2 years ago 5
men with ven lmfao
giants2k8 2 years ago
its funny wen he thinks 2 himslef as well,
king4of4da4hill 2 years ago
" That's right! Ergonomic Manager's keyboard " pmsl
monkeybigbaws 2 years ago 7
superhands is funny as hell lol hahaha
666fireface666xxx 2 years ago
hans not hands!!!!
infeted14 2 years ago 3
whoever edits peepshow is a fucking genius..coz unlike a conventional comedy where both actors are in the same camera shot... on peepshow the actors have to pretend there talking to each other when there actually just saying there lines into the camera...must be a fucking nightmare making sure all the scenes are in the right order to maintain the shows continuity lol
kiely456 2 years ago 4
very true. shows how good the actors are as well
fergustrl10 2 years ago
yeh there both fantastic comic actors..the modern day fry and laurie in my opinion
kiely456 2 years ago 2
yes, its an entirely subjective show haha! its mental. Whats even better is you get drawn in and completely forget that its from everyones point of view.
DarkAndMartyr 2 years ago
''yeah yeah yeah terms and conditions apply this energy drink may cause anal discharge ect'' hahhaha lmfao
giants2k8 2 years ago
haha super hans is the best when i move out im gunna give him and his van a call
jasoncmuk 2 years ago
I would eat chips out Big Suz's knickers.
bluffle 2 years ago 8
haha lol that was on the advert
sausagemanlorne23 2 years ago
A man with a van :L
01JENNERS 2 years ago
i love tht show i wcth it every friday
sims4587 2 years ago 2
men with ven LMFAO
Kelan2k9 2 years ago 44
This has been flagged as spam show
when did peep show get so shit?
computers734 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
At last! has the UK produced a sitcom at the level of Seinfeld or the Larry Sanders show?
fredmila 2 years ago
hahaha
'we could be men with ven"
dycarbon1 2 years ago 2
"That's right sweetheart; ergonomic management keyboard" made ROFL x 1000
kuronekocfu 2 years ago 7
HaHa sleepin naked ? x
JadiePye 2 years ago
she is one hot temali lmfao
callofdutygeek 2 years ago 3
LOL
BenTennison16 2 years ago
"Yeah, yeah, terms and conditions. This energy drink may cause anal discharge".
mjallan123 2 years ago 3
...haha I met the guy who plays ''Super Hans'' at WHSmith, he is just like Super Hans in real life!! cool as fuck & deadpan.
Dungarth 2 years ago 3
"Yeah, that's right, sweetheart - ergonomic managemnet keyboard." Smmoth, Mark ; )
GreenHairedGoony 2 years ago 3
oLol, Brilliant x
Alibongo15 2 years ago
You are something else!
Thank you very much!!
cmvisuals 2 years ago
magically made her think of me naked..... class!
rarosera 2 years ago 2
a man with a van, men with ven.
such a good line AHA.
DaisyySumnerr 2 years ago 3
"...Men with Ven..." - Priceless.
nickyfran75 2 years ago 4
you cant look at it, its like the sun
bicmed88 2 years ago
ergonomic management keyboard
Genius
gthreek 2 years ago 6
Just been watching the latest episode, this show is getting better all the time.
What a pair of losers!
fredmila 2 years ago 3
One of the few things on youtube where 'What a pair of losers' is actually a positive comment! :D
TheMetalPenguin 2 years ago 4
Men with Ven
HAHA!
SilentBombr 2 years ago 4
yeah. that's right, sweetheart. ergonomic management keyboard!
trisnjok 2 years ago 9
only for about 100 thousand hours. ROFL
RandomHero565 2 years ago 3
Men with ven!
mozz65 2 years ago 31
i love the fact that at 2:55 you can see superhans (or what ever his name is) eyeing up the sofa with an ax in his hands
DenBoy5 2 years ago 8