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  • Someone should take lessons here about motion tracking, colour matching etc.

  • @GathGealaich Someone should take lessons here on how to not be a cunt

  • Mom at morning

    Sunrise Mothafucka.

  • LMFAO

  • Doakes, when can i fuck your mom?

    Anytime mothafucka!

  • what's your order sir?

    large fries, mother fucker

  • Casey Anthony didn't do it...

    She lies Motherfucka

  • Okay little Timmy, we Touch with our 2 hands and Look with our...

    2 Eyes motherfucka....

  • Yes sir, welcome to Mainstreet Bakery. What would you like?

    Some Pies, Mothafucka.

    What filling?

    Coconut, please.

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  • *James walks up to Dexter*

    Oh hey Dexter! ^-^ Bet you thought I was going to swear! Well, surprise mutha fucka, I didn't.

  • How do you like your soup?

    No Flies Motherfucka.

  • Dexter: Doakes, how are you so ripped?!

    Doakes: Exercise motherfucka

  • So Doakes, what are you gonna win today?

    -Some prize motherfucka

  • Got your nose...

    Got ya eyes mutherfukkha!

  • What do we have for desert?

    Some pies motherfucka!

  • Me:dude u gay??  Doakes: i like guys mutha fucka

  • Doakes: Like my videos?

    Subscribe, motherfucka

  • Meanwhile at the bakery

    Customer: What are those things with the crust?

    Doakes: They're pies, motherfucka!

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  • What are you wearing?

    Disguise motherfucka.

  • welcome to mcdonalds what can i get u. some fries mother fucka

  • some guys muthafucka

  • What's on your head?

    A party hat motherfucka!

  • @Virre14 ur doing it wrong....

    the word(s) are supposed to rhyme with surprise....

  • What did you get for my party?

    Some pie mother fucka.

  • LOL

  • What do you want from the chinese Doakes?

    " Fried Rice Mothafucka!"

  • Can't stop watching it...

  • apple PIESS MOTHERFUCKA!!!!

  • "What do you want from McDonald's?"

    "Some Fries MothaFucka!"

  • *Doakes playing Team Fortress 2*

    SPIES MOTHAFUCKA!

  • "What's that one book? Lord Of The...something..."

    FLIES, MOTHAFUCKA

  • What do you want for your new car?

    SOME TIRES MUTHAFUCKA

  • that was.....pretty funny!!

  • @MichaelSarkizzian I don't know why....But I got this strangest feeling Arkham City have something to with this. lol

  • Some fries, mothafucka.

  • Vegeta: Take a look at your scouter if you don't believe me

    Jeice: Lies, mothafucka

  • How does his wake up alarm go?

    "Sunrise mothafucka!"

  • Han: Luke, we're gonna have company!

    Luke: What kind!?

    Han: Some TIEs, Motherfucka.

  • @radix9523 You'r a fucking genius dude :D

  • @radix9523 Wasn't this a Dexter clip or did I stroke out or something?

  • @radix9523 Thais*

  • @radix9523 haha

  • I'm dieing next season mothafucka!

  • What's to eat?

    "Some pies motherfucker!"

  • How do you color?

    Inside the lines motherfucker!

  • -good bye mother fucker

    -high five mother fucker

    -sun raise mother fucker

    -some fries mother fucker

    -some pie mother fucker

  • omg imagine if he was at Mcdonalds. "Can I take your order please" "A BIG MAC MOTHERFUCKER"

  • ''Can I take you're order please?''

    ''Some fries Motherfucker!''

  • *At the casino*

    Me: Please lord let it be seven...

    Doakes: Just throw the dice motherfucker!

  • Mom, what's for dinner?

    Chicken and rice motherfucka!

  • I like pies Motherfuker

  • Q: Doakes how high are you????

    A: So hiiiigh motherfucker

  • (watches this episode with black dynamite)

    me:so black dynamite what you think of dexter.

    Black Dynamite: Some jive motherfucka

  • He remembered! :D

  • he was the most difficult arch enemy. Only a black actor could have been so mean and stare in the soul of the person he hates. The other arch nemesises were sad puppies witha sandwich short of a picnic. Doakes was so bad I wanted him dead sooner.

  • I wonder when i should get to class.

    "On time motherfucker"

  • *HBK leaving*

    Doakes: Goodbye, muthaf*cka!

  • som fries motherfucka

  • whats a sausage fest

    ''alot of guys motherfucka''

  • Doakes, what do optometrists work on?

    Some eyes, mothafucka.

  • XD

  • This desevers so much more views

  • this should be a meme

  • @rockwedd41 it obviously already is.

    you ain't wise, motherfucka

  • @crazyloverboy0808 maaaaan

    that was hurtful, motherfucka

  • "When should I do my killing?"

    "Sunrise, motherfucker."

  • I'll have a shot of tequilla

    With lime, motherfucker!

  • Best. Party. EVER!

  • Guess whats in there...

    Supplies motherfucka!

  • @moviemaker1004 on the sunrise motherfucka!

  • "how can you tell if its anime?"

    "The eyes moutherfucker"

  • "What do you want for dinner?"

    "Some rice, mutchafucka!"

  • "what did you bring"

    "Supplies Motherfucker"

  • "What did you bring for my party?"

    "Some pies motherfucka."

  • This should be an actual meme!

  • hahahahhaahhahaha

  • Welcome to the 5:00 News

    "Surprise, Tom Tucker!"

  • Damn! i lost da match in black ops retry motherfucker

  • *Welcome To McDonalds May I Take Your Order*

    I'll have a Big Mac

    and fries, motherfucker

  • "What's there to eat at my party?"

    "Some pies motherfucker"

  • Me: yo doakes i love your vids

    Doakes: Subscribe motherfuka

  • "I'm not cheating on you, Doakes!"

    "Your lies, motherfucker"

  • WHAT THE FUCK! SO MYch MEME!

  • OMG, why cant i stop watching this?

  • No doakes dont spoil the end for me.

    he dies mothafucker.

    -_-

  • "Quote The Video In Hopes Of Getting A Top Comment" #ForeverAlone

  • @CrazyAussieGamer "Hashtag like this is twitter." Forever a moronic prick.

  • *Bam*

    "Surprise motherfucker"

    True story.

  • What do you like about me? ^_^

    "Your eyes motherfucka"

  • DOAKES WHAT YOUR VIEWS ON THE R KELLY TAPE

    I WAS SUPRISED MOTHERFUCKA

  • "Doakes what did you bring to the potluck?"

    "Some pies motherfucker"

  • "When do you get up?"

    "Sunrise, mothafucka!"

  • Quarterback: "Gator left 15 hut...hike!"

    Referee: *Whistle* "Your off sides motherfucker"

  • "Doakes what do you at the school?"

    "Supervise, motherfucker!"

  • well done sir

  • "Doakes is cool!"

    "Your right, motherfucka"

  • Dexter: At which time of the day do u sleep?

    Doakes: Tonight m'fucka

  • Dexter: "Doakes what did you get me for my birthday?"

    Doakes: "Your demise motherfucker!"

  • I love all the comments in this video.

  • Why did you get suspended at school?

    Sweared, mothafucka

  • Dexter: Doakes, do you like men or women?

    Doakes: I'm Bi mothafucka!

  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY :-)

  • guy things he locked black dude in the box SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKA! EPIC

  • hahaha

  • loool so funny:)):))

  • *wins lottery, handed a cheque*

    Me: D'fuk is this?

    Doakes: A prize motherfucka'

  • We have collected all 7 of the dragonballs! SHENRON

    Arise, motherfucker

  • Yo

  • U had sex with who??

    "Guys Motha Fucka"

  • So one large Big Mac meal, anything else sir?

    "Some FRIES, Motherfucker!"

  • lolololol

    

  • Dexter: "So where's the cake"

    Doakes: "Cake's a lie muthufucka"

  • jajajajajajaajaajjajaajaja nice one dude ajajajaja (Y)

  • Some fries motherfucka!!!

  • @soukupb Hahahahaha!

  • "Who is your favorite band?"

    "Sublime motherfucka"

  • best video ever

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  • HAHAHHAHAHAHA

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • hahahahahaha

  • Dexter: Who's your favorite scientist, Doakes?

    Doakes: BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY MOTHERFUCKA

  • @JamesBeam420 i miss grade school

  • Did you get a cake for the party?

    Pie motherfucker.

  • Chick: "Hey Doakes how big is your bed?"

    Doakes: "King size motherfucka"

  • Press 4 for fries.

  • hold down 5 or 6 for hat leach

  • Shorty: YO DOAKES, PICK UP THE PHONE!!!

    Doakes: Surprise motherfucker

  • Dexter: how much cake do you want

    Doakes: 2 slice MUTHAFUCKA

  • "What did you get for your birthday?"

    "Some ties motherfucker"

  • H0nK H0nK MoThErFuCkA :o)

  • xD This video needs a repeat over and over button

  • lol

  • Hahahahahahaa

  • "What can I get you?"

    "Some fries muthafucker"

  • @frankinstyyn Did you copy this from the top comment in another video?

  • @BladeStrikes Na, is it on another one then? Is there more than this one?

  • @frankinstyyn Yea it was top comment on Surprise Motherfucka! vid lol

  • @BladeStrikes Just saw it. Man, that was a 'suprise muthafucker!'

  • Hahahahah that last part made me laugh

  • was his laboratory in that box

    lololololololololololololololo­lololololololol

  • i lose it every time :D

  • Weak :L

  • Dexter: Doakes, I'm your brother...

    Doakes: Don't lie motherfucka!

  • absolutely hilarious

  • Dextor: How did you call me?"

    Doakes:motherfucker , motherfucker.."

  • Surprise, motherfucker! You're adopted!

    *cheap confetti*

  • im not racist but everytime a black man says mother fucker i laugh

  • Dexter; That bread's 4 weeks old Doakes

    Doaks; TASTES FINE MOTHAFUKA.

  • @SezoWezo92 Lol, that made me chuckle.

  • @SezoWezo92 Best one yet

  • Ha ha ha!

  • LMAO

    You win, my good sir.

  • LOL

  • Dex: Doakes for real?

    Doaks: No lies MOTHERFUCKA!

  • Dex: Hey Doakes, what did the english teacher say about your paper?

    Doakes: REVISE MOTHAFUCKA

  • Dexter:"So what's the hunger games about?"

    Doaks:"Kids dying motherfuka!"

  • So, if he's a serial killer who kills serial killers, shouldn't that mean that he should kill himself?

  • @Torterra625 no, you clearly need to watch the show again and learn to read between the lines of the story more/

  • I fucking love the cheesyness of this video

  • 5 seconds of comedy gold

  • Dexter: "Hey Doakes, what do you carry on that bag?"

    Doakes: "Supplies mothafucka!"

  • I LOLED

    

  • the funniest ive ever seen

  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOTHERFUCKA!

  • dexter:why are you covering your face?

    doakes:i hurt my eyes mothafucka

  • I lol'd so fcking hard