Someone should take lessons here about motion tracking, colour matching etc.
GathGealaich 15 hours ago
@GathGealaich Someone should take lessons here on how to not be a cunt
mrnickb 4 hours ago
Mom at morning
Sunrise Mothafucka.
MrFailme 1 day ago 2
LMFAO
cddogg2000 1 day ago
Doakes, when can i fuck your mom?
Anytime mothafucka!
AfroDude2020 1 day ago
what's your order sir?
large fries, mother fucker
Reid52 2 days ago
Casey Anthony didn't do it...
She lies Motherfucka
fapestar 2 days ago
Okay little Timmy, we Touch with our 2 hands and Look with our...
2 Eyes motherfucka....
Yes sir, welcome to Mainstreet Bakery. What would you like?
Some Pies, Mothafucka.
What filling?
Coconut, please.
LupineVolt 2 days ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Doakes: Drop the gun or else!
Random action movie hero: Or else what?
Doakes: Or else she dies, motherfucker.
CyberdarkmanBG 2 days ago
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*James walks up to Dexter*
Oh hey Dexter! ^-^ Bet you thought I was going to swear! Well, surprise mutha fucka, I didn't.
helloimbob1229 2 days ago
How do you like your soup?
No Flies Motherfucka.
xdeadwaterx 3 days ago
Dexter: Doakes, how are you so ripped?!
Doakes: Exercise motherfucka
IIMuTaNtG8t0rII 3 days ago 2
So Doakes, what are you gonna win today?
-Some prize motherfucka
joewtjjoewp1 3 days ago
Got your nose...
Got ya eyes mutherfukkha!
zikknsme 3 days ago
What do we have for desert?
Some pies motherfucka!
joanignasi91 3 days ago 4
doakes( walks slowly) ( ಠ_ಠ):surprise mothdafuka
dexter (dramatic turn) ( ಡ_ಡ)<?????
jmantime 4 days ago
Me:dude u gay?? Doakes: i like guys mutha fucka
DARKILOF 5 days ago
Doakes: Like my videos?
Subscribe, motherfucka
MrRage71 5 days ago 3
Meanwhile at the bakery
Customer: What are those things with the crust?
Doakes: They're pies, motherfucka!
BlessedSpirit 5 days ago
would you like anything else with that?
some fries motherfucker !
mikeywilly121 6 days ago
What are you wearing?
Disguise motherfucka.
ElBarto3131 6 days ago 8
welcome to mcdonalds what can i get u. some fries mother fucka
nbr1kategosselinfan 6 days ago 3
some guys muthafucka
DARKILOF 6 days ago
What's on your head?
A party hat motherfucka!
Virre14 1 week ago
@Virre14 ur doing it wrong....
the word(s) are supposed to rhyme with surprise....
KurikazuTheWarrior 4 days ago
What did you get for my party?
Some pie mother fucka.
ElBarto3131 1 week ago
LOL
CoolCunt666 1 week ago
What do you want from the chinese Doakes?
" Fried Rice Mothafucka!"
EvasionFilmsOfficial 1 week ago
Can't stop watching it...
yopend 1 week ago
apple PIESS MOTHERFUCKA!!!!
burby8100 1 week ago
"What do you want from McDonald's?"
"Some Fries MothaFucka!"
shanetoons1 1 week ago
*Doakes playing Team Fortress 2*
SPIES MOTHAFUCKA!
SlaughterTheFrail 1 week ago 3
"What's that one book? Lord Of The...something..."
FLIES, MOTHAFUCKA
TearsAmongAshes 1 week ago
What do you want for your new car?
SOME TIRES MUTHAFUCKA
TheYackster 1 week ago
that was.....pretty funny!!
MichaelSarkizzian 1 week ago 2
@MichaelSarkizzian I don't know why....But I got this strangest feeling Arkham City have something to with this. lol
DarthStarscream1138 1 week ago
Some fries, mothafucka.
FighterFlanker 1 week ago 3
Vegeta: Take a look at your scouter if you don't believe me
Jeice: Lies, mothafucka
ImmaHex 1 week ago
How does his wake up alarm go?
"Sunrise mothafucka!"
pequeno98 1 week ago
Han: Luke, we're gonna have company!
Luke: What kind!?
Han: Some TIEs, Motherfucka.
radix9523 1 week ago 80
@radix9523 You'r a fucking genius dude :D
ChaimanMeowz 1 week ago
@radix9523 Wasn't this a Dexter clip or did I stroke out or something?
glynch55 1 week ago
@radix9523 Thais*
RainFireOnYourMom 4 days ago
@radix9523 haha
CrazyMadDrunkDriver 3 hours ago
I'm dieing next season mothafucka!
NoBrainFreak45 1 week ago 2
What's to eat?
"Some pies motherfucker!"
MrEddrock 1 week ago 3
How do you color?
Inside the lines motherfucker!
MrShowmanship29 1 week ago
-good bye mother fucker
-high five mother fucker
-sun raise mother fucker
-some fries mother fucker
-some pie mother fucker
brawls5658 1 week ago
omg imagine if he was at Mcdonalds. "Can I take your order please" "A BIG MAC MOTHERFUCKER"
TRUEIIIILOVE 1 week ago
''Can I take you're order please?''
''Some fries Motherfucker!''
Montegue98 1 week ago 3
*At the casino*
Me: Please lord let it be seven...
Doakes: Just throw the dice motherfucker!
Stisstiv 1 week ago
Mom, what's for dinner?
Chicken and rice motherfucka!
Karracks 1 week ago
I like pies Motherfuker
DrPsychOOooOo 2 weeks ago
Q: Doakes how high are you????
A: So hiiiigh motherfucker
danilocmsm 2 weeks ago
(watches this episode with black dynamite)
me:so black dynamite what you think of dexter.
Black Dynamite: Some jive motherfucka
Brinksarsenal 2 weeks ago
He remembered! :D
thunderhorse1003 2 weeks ago
he was the most difficult arch enemy. Only a black actor could have been so mean and stare in the soul of the person he hates. The other arch nemesises were sad puppies witha sandwich short of a picnic. Doakes was so bad I wanted him dead sooner.
cannoir 2 weeks ago
I wonder when i should get to class.
"On time motherfucker"
NeoG35 2 weeks ago
*HBK leaving*
Doakes: Goodbye, muthaf*cka!
luudiniman 2 weeks ago
som fries motherfucka
AzIzO71oo 2 weeks ago
whats a sausage fest
''alot of guys motherfucka''
presidential1985 2 weeks ago
Doakes, what do optometrists work on?
Some eyes, mothafucka.
Ashemarine 2 weeks ago
XD
Devbro677 2 weeks ago
This desevers so much more views
Mursch92 2 weeks ago
this should be a meme
rockwedd41 2 weeks ago
@rockwedd41 it obviously already is.
you ain't wise, motherfucka
crazyloverboy0808 2 weeks ago
@crazyloverboy0808 maaaaan
that was hurtful, motherfucka
"When should I do my killing?"
"Sunrise, motherfucker."
unogotcha 2 weeks ago
I'll have a shot of tequilla
With lime, motherfucker!
MrCrateDigga 2 weeks ago
Best. Party. EVER!
enlowmation 2 weeks ago
Guess whats in there...
Supplies motherfucka!
moviemaker1004 2 weeks ago 158
@moviemaker1004 on the sunrise motherfucka!
gibbyson12 6 days ago
This was the last thing Osama Bin Laden heard.
DemnioxSTUDIOS 2 weeks ago
"how can you tell if its anime?"
"The eyes moutherfucker"
JAYWALKERS3000 2 weeks ago
"What do you want for dinner?"
"Some rice, mutchafucka!"
aDezenT 2 weeks ago
"what did you bring"
"Supplies Motherfucker"
daman367 2 weeks ago
"What did you bring for my party?"
"Some pies motherfucka."
ElBarto3131 2 weeks ago 3
Officer : Who sexually assaulted you?
Doakes : Some guys motherfucker !
dIp0708 2 weeks ago
This should be an actual meme!
lwkleijn 2 weeks ago
hahahahhaahhahaha
daringdennis 2 weeks ago
Welcome to the 5:00 News
"Surprise, Tom Tucker!"
Thebestever441 2 weeks ago
Damn! i lost da match in black ops retry motherfucker
shindashann 2 weeks ago
*Welcome To McDonalds May I Take Your Order*
I'll have a Big Mac
and fries, motherfucker
Fable206 2 weeks ago 4
"What's there to eat at my party?"
"Some pies motherfucker"
shagglez 2 weeks ago
Me: yo doakes i love your vids
Doakes: Subscribe motherfuka
Zzz230210 2 weeks ago 5
"I'm not cheating on you, Doakes!"
"Your lies, motherfucker"
Grimmomega 2 weeks ago
WHAT THE FUCK! SO MYch MEME!
Personaforever 2 weeks ago
OMG, why cant i stop watching this?
phillezz 2 weeks ago
No doakes dont spoil the end for me.
he dies mothafucker.
-_-
TheMiddleman671 2 weeks ago 4
"Quote The Video In Hopes Of Getting A Top Comment" #ForeverAlone
CrazyAussieGamer 2 weeks ago
@CrazyAussieGamer "Hashtag like this is twitter." Forever a moronic prick.
heyz0os 2 weeks ago
*Bam*
"Surprise motherfucker"
True story.
Bishiebamsen 2 weeks ago
What do you like about me? ^_^
"Your eyes motherfucka"
TherealDarthSlayden 3 weeks ago 7
"Shit! Are you ok? You need anything?
"Some Ice, Muthafucka!"
bbox 3 weeks ago
DOAKES WHAT YOUR VIEWS ON THE R KELLY TAPE
I WAS SUPRISED MOTHERFUCKA
rydgemolino 3 weeks ago
"Doakes what did you bring to the potluck?"
MrAnimeviewer2000 3 weeks ago 5
"When do you get up?"
"Sunrise, mothafucka!"
Apersonnamedbob 3 weeks ago 3
Quarterback: "Gator left 15 hut...hike!"
Referee: *Whistle* "Your off sides motherfucker"
ismellfear91 3 weeks ago 3
"Doakes what do you at the school?"
"Supervise, motherfucker!"
JesterUK2 3 weeks ago 2
well done sir
krayzai174 3 weeks ago
"Doakes is cool!"
"Your right, motherfucka"
StrawBerryStreamers 3 weeks ago
Dexter: At which time of the day do u sleep?
Doakes: Tonight m'fucka
BadSilence1 3 weeks ago
Dexter: "Doakes what did you get me for my birthday?"
Doakes: "Your demise motherfucker!"
HumanLife52627 3 weeks ago
I love all the comments in this video.
tehaguiar 3 weeks ago 6
Why did you get suspended at school?
Sweared, mothafucka
blackbullet321 3 weeks ago
Dexter: Doakes, do you like men or women?
Doakes: I'm Bi mothafucka!
Unnatured199 3 weeks ago 7
HAPPY BIRTHDAY :-)
vickybuttcheekies 3 weeks ago
guy things he locked black dude in the box SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKA! EPIC
hahaha
Dandidodos 3 weeks ago
loool so funny:)):))
SuperQwing 3 weeks ago
*wins lottery, handed a cheque*
Me: D'fuk is this?
Doakes: A prize motherfucka'
ao8958 3 weeks ago 2
We have collected all 7 of the dragonballs! SHENRON
Arise, motherfucker
PubescentMuffin 3 weeks ago 113
Yo
TerroIsto 3 weeks ago
U had sex with who??
"Guys Motha Fucka"
Aygiggs 3 weeks ago 2
So one large Big Mac meal, anything else sir?
"Some FRIES, Motherfucker!"
JoshKoen 3 weeks ago 5
lolololol
jorge193414 3 weeks ago
Dexter: "So where's the cake"
Doakes: "Cake's a lie muthufucka"
hamburglar17 3 weeks ago 7
jajajajajajaajaajjajaajaja nice one dude ajajajaja (Y)
vapaponce 3 weeks ago
Some fries motherfucka!!!
soukupb 3 weeks ago
@soukupb Hahahahaha!
Boetie16 3 weeks ago
"Who is your favorite band?"
"Sublime motherfucka"
stephenatorelite 4 weeks ago 4
best video ever
Choloz22 4 weeks ago
FiqussFTW 4 weeks ago
HAHAHHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
razourik 4 weeks ago
hahahahahaha
cekinxxx 4 weeks ago
Dexter: Who's your favorite scientist, Doakes?
Doakes: BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY MOTHERFUCKA
JamesBeam420 4 weeks ago 5
@JamesBeam420 i miss grade school
Did you get a cake for the party?
Pie motherfucker.
ElBarto3131 4 weeks ago
Chick: "Hey Doakes how big is your bed?"
Doakes: "King size motherfucka"
Th3EliteNugget 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos 4
Press 4 for fries.
jimmycorn55 1 month ago
hold down 5 or 6 for hat leach
OMGdoublerainbowxP 1 month ago
Shorty: YO DOAKES, PICK UP THE PHONE!!!
Doakes: Surprise motherfucker
TracksPyro 1 month ago
Dexter: how much cake do you want
Doakes: 2 slice MUTHAFUCKA
MrScarcrow 1 month ago 2
"What did you get for your birthday?"
"Some ties motherfucker"
stratocaster1986able 1 month ago 115
H0nK H0nK MoThErFuCkA :o)
HanaYooHoo6 1 month ago
xD This video needs a repeat over and over button
xXBlueFeatherzXx 1 month ago
lol
whackediw 1 month ago
Hahahahahahaa
svantebeaverman 1 month ago
"What can I get you?"
"Some fries muthafucker"
frankinstyyn 1 month ago
@frankinstyyn Did you copy this from the top comment in another video?
BladeStrikes 1 month ago
@BladeStrikes Na, is it on another one then? Is there more than this one?
@frankinstyyn Yea it was top comment on Surprise Motherfucka! vid lol
@BladeStrikes Just saw it. Man, that was a 'suprise muthafucker!'
Hahahahah that last part made me laugh
Day10Spade 1 month ago
was his laboratory in that box
lolololololololololololololololololololololol
dinonick2 1 month ago
i lose it every time :D
Neomex000 1 month ago
Weak :L
MisterJammo 1 month ago
Dexter: Doakes, I'm your brother...
Doakes: Don't lie motherfucka!
kattowitz4 1 month ago
absolutely hilarious
doodli2000 1 month ago
Dextor: How did you call me?"
Doakes:motherfucker , motherfucker.."
liorsb10 1 month ago
Surprise, motherfucker! You're adopted!
*cheap confetti*
Weemancake 1 month ago
im not racist but everytime a black man says mother fucker i laugh
SieghartzBR 1 month ago
Dexter; That bread's 4 weeks old Doakes
Doaks; TASTES FINE MOTHAFUKA.
SezoWezo92 1 month ago 5
@SezoWezo92 Lol, that made me chuckle.
chuzzwozzer 1 month ago
@SezoWezo92 Best one yet
tehaguiar 3 weeks ago
Ha ha ha!
ZekeThompson22 1 month ago
LMAO
You win, my good sir.
tOOzinhO 1 month ago
golpesar29 1 month ago
Dex: Doakes for real?
Doaks: No lies MOTHERFUCKA!
Pimpsyjm1 1 month ago
Dex: Hey Doakes, what did the english teacher say about your paper?
Doakes: REVISE MOTHAFUCKA
1palessa 1 month ago
Dexter:"So what's the hunger games about?"
Doaks:"Kids dying motherfuka!"
ArsragnarokPSN 1 month ago
So, if he's a serial killer who kills serial killers, shouldn't that mean that he should kill himself?
Torterra625 1 month ago
@Torterra625 no, you clearly need to watch the show again and learn to read between the lines of the story more/
monkeymanisons 1 month ago
I fucking love the cheesyness of this video
5 seconds of comedy gold
weused2bestoned 1 month ago
Dexter: "Hey Doakes, what do you carry on that bag?"
Doakes: "Supplies mothafucka!"
LeonSam87 1 month ago 4
I LOLED
Benderrr111 1 month ago
the funniest ive ever seen
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOTHERFUCKA!
african10001 1 month ago
dexter:why are you covering your face?
doakes:i hurt my eyes mothafucka
TheRougeGamer25 1 month ago
I lol'd so fcking hard
slapzilla916 1 month ago
Someone should take lessons here about motion tracking, colour matching etc.
GathGealaich 15 hours ago
@GathGealaich Someone should take lessons here on how to not be a cunt
mrnickb 4 hours ago
Mom at morning
Sunrise Mothafucka.
MrFailme 1 day ago 2
LMFAO
cddogg2000 1 day ago
Doakes, when can i fuck your mom?
Anytime mothafucka!
AfroDude2020 1 day ago
what's your order sir?
large fries, mother fucker
Reid52 2 days ago
Casey Anthony didn't do it...
She lies Motherfucka
fapestar 2 days ago
Okay little Timmy, we Touch with our 2 hands and Look with our...
2 Eyes motherfucka....
fapestar 2 days ago
Yes sir, welcome to Mainstreet Bakery. What would you like?
Some Pies, Mothafucka.
What filling?
Coconut, please.
LupineVolt 2 days ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Doakes: Drop the gun or else!
Random action movie hero: Or else what?
Doakes: Or else she dies, motherfucker.
CyberdarkmanBG 2 days ago
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CyberdarkmanBG 2 days ago
*James walks up to Dexter*
Oh hey Dexter! ^-^ Bet you thought I was going to swear! Well, surprise mutha fucka, I didn't.
helloimbob1229 2 days ago
How do you like your soup?
No Flies Motherfucka.
xdeadwaterx 3 days ago
Dexter: Doakes, how are you so ripped?!
Doakes: Exercise motherfucka
IIMuTaNtG8t0rII 3 days ago 2
So Doakes, what are you gonna win today?
-Some prize motherfucka
joewtjjoewp1 3 days ago
Got your nose...
Got ya eyes mutherfukkha!
zikknsme 3 days ago
What do we have for desert?
Some pies motherfucka!
joanignasi91 3 days ago 4
This has been flagged as spam show
doakes( walks slowly) ( ಠ_ಠ):surprise mothdafuka
dexter (dramatic turn) ( ಡ_ಡ)<?????
jmantime 4 days ago
Me:dude u gay?? Doakes: i like guys mutha fucka
DARKILOF 5 days ago
Doakes: Like my videos?
Subscribe, motherfucka
MrRage71 5 days ago 3
Meanwhile at the bakery
Customer: What are those things with the crust?
Doakes: They're pies, motherfucka!
BlessedSpirit 5 days ago
This has been flagged as spam show
would you like anything else with that?
some fries motherfucker !
mikeywilly121 6 days ago
Comment removed
mikeywilly121 6 days ago
What are you wearing?
Disguise motherfucka.
ElBarto3131 6 days ago 8
welcome to mcdonalds what can i get u. some fries mother fucka
nbr1kategosselinfan 6 days ago 3
some guys muthafucka
DARKILOF 6 days ago
What's on your head?
A party hat motherfucka!
Virre14 1 week ago
@Virre14 ur doing it wrong....
the word(s) are supposed to rhyme with surprise....
KurikazuTheWarrior 4 days ago
What did you get for my party?
Some pie mother fucka.
ElBarto3131 1 week ago
LOL
CoolCunt666 1 week ago
What do you want from the chinese Doakes?
" Fried Rice Mothafucka!"
EvasionFilmsOfficial 1 week ago
Can't stop watching it...
yopend 1 week ago
apple PIESS MOTHERFUCKA!!!!
burby8100 1 week ago
"What do you want from McDonald's?"
"Some Fries MothaFucka!"
shanetoons1 1 week ago
*Doakes playing Team Fortress 2*
SPIES MOTHAFUCKA!
SlaughterTheFrail 1 week ago 3
"What's that one book? Lord Of The...something..."
FLIES, MOTHAFUCKA
TearsAmongAshes 1 week ago
What do you want for your new car?
SOME TIRES MUTHAFUCKA
TheYackster 1 week ago
that was.....pretty funny!!
MichaelSarkizzian 1 week ago 2
@MichaelSarkizzian I don't know why....But I got this strangest feeling Arkham City have something to with this. lol
DarthStarscream1138 1 week ago
Some fries, mothafucka.
FighterFlanker 1 week ago 3
Vegeta: Take a look at your scouter if you don't believe me
Jeice: Lies, mothafucka
ImmaHex 1 week ago
How does his wake up alarm go?
"Sunrise mothafucka!"
pequeno98 1 week ago
Han: Luke, we're gonna have company!
Luke: What kind!?
Han: Some TIEs, Motherfucka.
radix9523 1 week ago 80
@radix9523 You'r a fucking genius dude :D
ChaimanMeowz 1 week ago
@radix9523 Wasn't this a Dexter clip or did I stroke out or something?
glynch55 1 week ago
@radix9523 Thais*
RainFireOnYourMom 4 days ago
@radix9523 haha
CrazyMadDrunkDriver 3 hours ago
I'm dieing next season mothafucka!
NoBrainFreak45 1 week ago 2
What's to eat?
"Some pies motherfucker!"
MrEddrock 1 week ago 3
How do you color?
Inside the lines motherfucker!
MrShowmanship29 1 week ago
-good bye mother fucker
-high five mother fucker
-sun raise mother fucker
-some fries mother fucker
-some pie mother fucker
brawls5658 1 week ago
omg imagine if he was at Mcdonalds. "Can I take your order please" "A BIG MAC MOTHERFUCKER"
TRUEIIIILOVE 1 week ago
''Can I take you're order please?''
''Some fries Motherfucker!''
Montegue98 1 week ago 3
*At the casino*
Me: Please lord let it be seven...
Doakes: Just throw the dice motherfucker!
Stisstiv 1 week ago
Mom, what's for dinner?
Chicken and rice motherfucka!
Karracks 1 week ago
I like pies Motherfuker
DrPsychOOooOo 2 weeks ago
Q: Doakes how high are you????
A: So hiiiigh motherfucker
danilocmsm 2 weeks ago
(watches this episode with black dynamite)
me:so black dynamite what you think of dexter.
Black Dynamite: Some jive motherfucka
Brinksarsenal 2 weeks ago
He remembered! :D
thunderhorse1003 2 weeks ago
he was the most difficult arch enemy. Only a black actor could have been so mean and stare in the soul of the person he hates. The other arch nemesises were sad puppies witha sandwich short of a picnic. Doakes was so bad I wanted him dead sooner.
cannoir 2 weeks ago
I wonder when i should get to class.
"On time motherfucker"
NeoG35 2 weeks ago
*HBK leaving*
Doakes: Goodbye, muthaf*cka!
luudiniman 2 weeks ago
som fries motherfucka
AzIzO71oo 2 weeks ago
whats a sausage fest
''alot of guys motherfucka''
presidential1985 2 weeks ago
Doakes, what do optometrists work on?
Some eyes, mothafucka.
Ashemarine 2 weeks ago
XD
Devbro677 2 weeks ago
This desevers so much more views
Mursch92 2 weeks ago
this should be a meme
rockwedd41 2 weeks ago
@rockwedd41 it obviously already is.
you ain't wise, motherfucka
crazyloverboy0808 2 weeks ago
@crazyloverboy0808 maaaaan
that was hurtful, motherfucka
rockwedd41 2 weeks ago
"When should I do my killing?"
"Sunrise, motherfucker."
unogotcha 2 weeks ago
I'll have a shot of tequilla
With lime, motherfucker!
MrCrateDigga 2 weeks ago
Best. Party. EVER!
enlowmation 2 weeks ago
Guess whats in there...
Supplies motherfucka!
moviemaker1004 2 weeks ago 158
@moviemaker1004 on the sunrise motherfucka!
gibbyson12 6 days ago
This has been flagged as spam show
This was the last thing Osama Bin Laden heard.
DemnioxSTUDIOS 2 weeks ago
"how can you tell if its anime?"
"The eyes moutherfucker"
JAYWALKERS3000 2 weeks ago
"What do you want for dinner?"
"Some rice, mutchafucka!"
aDezenT 2 weeks ago
"what did you bring"
"Supplies Motherfucker"
daman367 2 weeks ago
"What did you bring for my party?"
"Some pies motherfucka."
ElBarto3131 2 weeks ago 3
This has been flagged as spam show
Officer : Who sexually assaulted you?
Doakes : Some guys motherfucker !
dIp0708 2 weeks ago
This should be an actual meme!
lwkleijn 2 weeks ago
hahahahhaahhahaha
daringdennis 2 weeks ago
Welcome to the 5:00 News
"Surprise, Tom Tucker!"
Thebestever441 2 weeks ago
Damn! i lost da match in black ops retry motherfucker
shindashann 2 weeks ago
*Welcome To McDonalds May I Take Your Order*
I'll have a Big Mac
and fries, motherfucker
Fable206 2 weeks ago 4
"What's there to eat at my party?"
"Some pies motherfucker"
shagglez 2 weeks ago
Me: yo doakes i love your vids
Doakes: Subscribe motherfuka
Zzz230210 2 weeks ago 5
"I'm not cheating on you, Doakes!"
"Your lies, motherfucker"
Grimmomega 2 weeks ago
WHAT THE FUCK! SO MYch MEME!
Personaforever 2 weeks ago
OMG, why cant i stop watching this?
phillezz 2 weeks ago
No doakes dont spoil the end for me.
he dies mothafucker.
-_-
TheMiddleman671 2 weeks ago 4
"Quote The Video In Hopes Of Getting A Top Comment" #ForeverAlone
CrazyAussieGamer 2 weeks ago
@CrazyAussieGamer "Hashtag like this is twitter." Forever a moronic prick.
heyz0os 2 weeks ago
*Bam*
"Surprise motherfucker"
True story.
Bishiebamsen 2 weeks ago
What do you like about me? ^_^
"Your eyes motherfucka"
TherealDarthSlayden 3 weeks ago 7
This has been flagged as spam show
"Shit! Are you ok? You need anything?
"Some Ice, Muthafucka!"
bbox 3 weeks ago
DOAKES WHAT YOUR VIEWS ON THE R KELLY TAPE
I WAS SUPRISED MOTHERFUCKA
rydgemolino 3 weeks ago
"Doakes what did you bring to the potluck?"
"Some pies motherfucker"
MrAnimeviewer2000 3 weeks ago 5
"When do you get up?"
"Sunrise, mothafucka!"
Apersonnamedbob 3 weeks ago 3
Quarterback: "Gator left 15 hut...hike!"
Referee: *Whistle* "Your off sides motherfucker"
ismellfear91 3 weeks ago 3
"Doakes what do you at the school?"
"Supervise, motherfucker!"
JesterUK2 3 weeks ago 2
well done sir
krayzai174 3 weeks ago
"Doakes is cool!"
"Your right, motherfucka"
StrawBerryStreamers 3 weeks ago
Dexter: At which time of the day do u sleep?
Doakes: Tonight m'fucka
BadSilence1 3 weeks ago
Dexter: "Doakes what did you get me for my birthday?"
Doakes: "Your demise motherfucker!"
HumanLife52627 3 weeks ago
I love all the comments in this video.
tehaguiar 3 weeks ago 6
Why did you get suspended at school?
Sweared, mothafucka
blackbullet321 3 weeks ago
Dexter: Doakes, do you like men or women?
Doakes: I'm Bi mothafucka!
Unnatured199 3 weeks ago 7
HAPPY BIRTHDAY :-)
vickybuttcheekies 3 weeks ago
guy things he locked black dude in the box SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKA! EPIC
vickybuttcheekies 3 weeks ago
hahaha
Dandidodos 3 weeks ago
loool so funny:)):))
SuperQwing 3 weeks ago
*wins lottery, handed a cheque*
Me: D'fuk is this?
Doakes: A prize motherfucka'
ao8958 3 weeks ago 2
We have collected all 7 of the dragonballs! SHENRON
Arise, motherfucker
PubescentMuffin 3 weeks ago 113
Yo
TerroIsto 3 weeks ago
U had sex with who??
"Guys Motha Fucka"
Aygiggs 3 weeks ago 2
So one large Big Mac meal, anything else sir?
"Some FRIES, Motherfucker!"
JoshKoen 3 weeks ago 5
lolololol
jorge193414 3 weeks ago
Dexter: "So where's the cake"
Doakes: "Cake's a lie muthufucka"
hamburglar17 3 weeks ago 7
jajajajajajaajaajjajaajaja nice one dude ajajajaja (Y)
vapaponce 3 weeks ago
Some fries motherfucka!!!
soukupb 3 weeks ago
@soukupb Hahahahaha!
Boetie16 3 weeks ago
"Who is your favorite band?"
"Sublime motherfucka"
stephenatorelite 4 weeks ago 4
best video ever
Choloz22 4 weeks ago
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FiqussFTW 4 weeks ago
HAHAHHAHAHAHA
FiqussFTW 4 weeks ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
razourik 4 weeks ago
hahahahahaha
cekinxxx 4 weeks ago
Dexter: Who's your favorite scientist, Doakes?
Doakes: BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY MOTHERFUCKA
JamesBeam420 4 weeks ago 5
@JamesBeam420 i miss grade school
Choloz22 4 weeks ago
Did you get a cake for the party?
Pie motherfucker.
ElBarto3131 4 weeks ago
Chick: "Hey Doakes how big is your bed?"
Doakes: "King size motherfucka"
Th3EliteNugget 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos 4
Press 4 for fries.
jimmycorn55 1 month ago
hold down 5 or 6 for hat leach
OMGdoublerainbowxP 1 month ago
Shorty: YO DOAKES, PICK UP THE PHONE!!!
Doakes: Surprise motherfucker
TracksPyro 1 month ago
Dexter: how much cake do you want
Doakes: 2 slice MUTHAFUCKA
MrScarcrow 1 month ago 2
"What did you get for your birthday?"
"Some ties motherfucker"
stratocaster1986able 1 month ago 115
H0nK H0nK MoThErFuCkA :o)
HanaYooHoo6 1 month ago
xD This video needs a repeat over and over button
xXBlueFeatherzXx 1 month ago
lol
whackediw 1 month ago
Hahahahahahaa
svantebeaverman 1 month ago
"What can I get you?"
"Some fries muthafucker"
frankinstyyn 1 month ago
@frankinstyyn Did you copy this from the top comment in another video?
BladeStrikes 1 month ago
@BladeStrikes Na, is it on another one then? Is there more than this one?
frankinstyyn 1 month ago
@frankinstyyn Yea it was top comment on Surprise Motherfucka! vid lol
BladeStrikes 1 month ago
@BladeStrikes Just saw it. Man, that was a 'suprise muthafucker!'
frankinstyyn 1 month ago
Hahahahah that last part made me laugh
Day10Spade 1 month ago
was his laboratory in that box
lolololololololololololololololololololololol
dinonick2 1 month ago
i lose it every time :D
Neomex000 1 month ago
Weak :L
MisterJammo 1 month ago
Dexter: Doakes, I'm your brother...
Doakes: Don't lie motherfucka!
kattowitz4 1 month ago
absolutely hilarious
doodli2000 1 month ago
Dextor: How did you call me?"
Doakes:motherfucker , motherfucker.."
liorsb10 1 month ago
Surprise, motherfucker! You're adopted!
*cheap confetti*
Weemancake 1 month ago
im not racist but everytime a black man says mother fucker i laugh
SieghartzBR 1 month ago
Dexter; That bread's 4 weeks old Doakes
Doaks; TASTES FINE MOTHAFUKA.
SezoWezo92 1 month ago 5
@SezoWezo92 Lol, that made me chuckle.
chuzzwozzer 1 month ago
@SezoWezo92 Best one yet
tehaguiar 3 weeks ago
Ha ha ha!
ZekeThompson22 1 month ago
LMAO
You win, my good sir.
tOOzinhO 1 month ago
LOL
golpesar29 1 month ago
Dex: Doakes for real?
Doaks: No lies MOTHERFUCKA!
Pimpsyjm1 1 month ago
Dex: Hey Doakes, what did the english teacher say about your paper?
Doakes: REVISE MOTHAFUCKA
1palessa 1 month ago
Dexter:"So what's the hunger games about?"
Doaks:"Kids dying motherfuka!"
ArsragnarokPSN 1 month ago
So, if he's a serial killer who kills serial killers, shouldn't that mean that he should kill himself?
Torterra625 1 month ago
@Torterra625 no, you clearly need to watch the show again and learn to read between the lines of the story more/
monkeymanisons 1 month ago
I fucking love the cheesyness of this video
Pimpsyjm1 1 month ago
5 seconds of comedy gold
weused2bestoned 1 month ago
Dexter: "Hey Doakes, what do you carry on that bag?"
Doakes: "Supplies mothafucka!"
LeonSam87 1 month ago 4
I LOLED
Benderrr111 1 month ago
the funniest ive ever seen
liorsb10 1 month ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOTHERFUCKA!
african10001 1 month ago
dexter:why are you covering your face?
doakes:i hurt my eyes mothafucka
TheRougeGamer25 1 month ago
I lol'd so fcking hard
slapzilla916 1 month ago