Listen, people. If you want a gargoyle, here's the formula.
1 gargoyle grounded up and mixed with rinoceros powder. throw in a monkey and elf ears and cook for five minutes on a hot tin roof. then knead and mold it into the shape you want it, and bake it for five days. When its done, add water, and it'll come alive!
Dude I fuckin' want one. I wish they walked around like nothing was out of the ordinary and we could see them in our daily lives. Can you imagine having a borefest English class about Hamlet or some shit and a goitered gargoyle jumps through the window and your teacher's like "ugh... we'll resume Act 4 on Monday. I can't go over anything with the gargoyle here so just read up on Hamlet." That'd be so sick, gargoyles could become so convenient and friendly. What a sweet addition to society.
The type of baldness that this male Rhesus macaque suffers from is alopecia universalis. An autoimmune disorder prevents hair growth. He appears to be very healthy, otherwise.
I don't want to burst anyone's bubble, but... I don't think those lesions are goiters. They are too close to the jaw bone, most likely salivary gland or lymph nodes. The thyroid gland is normally located further down, near the collar bone (under the Adam's apple- if the poor monkey has one!!) Monkeys can get similar medical problems like humans-poor thing!
In any way, the video shows some similarities we humans share with monkeys. Thanks for sharing!!
The lumps are not goiters. That is the food being stored in the cheek pouch and he will eat that food later. He will actually reach his fingers in there and grab it out.
This is not a gargoyle. Yeesh. It is a macaque monkey that has lost it's hair due to a genetic condition. And the lumps around it's throat is not a goiter. Macaque monkeys are from the primate family Cercopithidae. That means that they are "cheek pouch monkeys" They store food for later in cheek pouches and they will pick the food out later. It was an evolutionary trick that enabled these monkeys to keep their food from being stolen. What a freakin' moron.
Who shaved that poor Rhesus monkey? ok...this is NOT where the gargoyle myth comes from, right? there are no rhesus monkeys in France....Also, is the goiter caused by iodine deficiency? This video is very bizarre.
Freakin FREAKY! WTF is that thing? I would stay away from it. It definitly had human like arms and hands and shoulders. YOU FOUND THE MISSING LINK! It's gargoyles.
I can see where chupacabras come from. 2 of those things mate and you could get a UNICORN!
just the way he picked up the bag to see what was inside before taking things out and eating them, most animals would have just stuck their head in the bag, very cool 5 stars
Goiters form because the thyroid (a gland in the neck) severely malfunctions. One of the many symptoms of thyroid malfunction is hair loss. I don't know how it works in animals...but I have hypothyroidism and I lose a lot of hair.
the dirty, run-down city, the baby wailing in the background, the cage, then...omg...the freaking monkey. Whoa. Did someone shave it and dock its ears like that to "look" like a gargoyle? Some sort of plastic surgery abuse on primates? This is baffling.
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Goiters? Does it have a thyroid problem? And why is it hairless? Is it a hairless breed, or just more physical problems for this animal. When sitting on the ledge, it definitely looks like a gargoyle.
Thanks, luxdancer -- makes me want to do a little research now. If it's gotten to the point of creating goiters, it stands to reason it could be the cause of massive hair loss. Poor thing; I'm glad they're at least feeding it well.
Nah, not usually. The goiter-swelling itself can make swallowing and breathing difficult, but not much beyond that. Goiter - the condition that causes the swelling itself - isn't usually life-threatening either, but can harm other organs if iodine-ingestion isn't increased.
looks like that vile nigger jew mike tyson
attorneyskillforjew 4 months ago
Listen, people. If you want a gargoyle, here's the formula.
1 gargoyle grounded up and mixed with rinoceros powder. throw in a monkey and elf ears and cook for five minutes on a hot tin roof. then knead and mold it into the shape you want it, and bake it for five days. When its done, add water, and it'll come alive!
TheNapoleonnerd 5 months ago
Wow, thats scary looking....
dipsetphatty 6 months ago
Pretty fucking awesome looking!
AgentNoOne 7 months ago
looks like an indian rehab doctor i once knew
RonyMexico 9 months ago
that gargoyle has freaky huge arms. lol.
1bonzo 9 months ago
who shaved that moneky?
CuestasV 10 months ago
mutant monkey! :D
Joysquigglesparkles 1 year ago
is that a species of chimpanzee?
blood4life1219 1 year ago
Dude I fuckin' want one. I wish they walked around like nothing was out of the ordinary and we could see them in our daily lives. Can you imagine having a borefest English class about Hamlet or some shit and a goitered gargoyle jumps through the window and your teacher's like "ugh... we'll resume Act 4 on Monday. I can't go over anything with the gargoyle here so just read up on Hamlet." That'd be so sick, gargoyles could become so convenient and friendly. What a sweet addition to society.
Jimster783873 2 years ago
really looks like a gargoyl especially when he sits on the roof.
4Thugno 2 years ago
this is sooooo cute.....i love her!
JACQSIErae 2 years ago
Es hermosoooooo!!!!!!!!!!! Quiero uno, si pudiera tendria un zoologico :-)
anjulirobin 3 years ago
Its a common Indian bunder monkey with hairloss, i had those break into my kitchen a number of times making a real mess......
intezam 3 years ago
they went to far when they clipped its wings! ;)
and why'd they cut the spade off of his tail? :'(
krononomikon 3 years ago
It's a Reeses Monkey with no hair that all it is. It's not a freaky new species.
CurtisPhish643 4 years ago
i know really
cardcaptorsakura99 4 years ago
I agree. She looked like she had mange at one time and lost her hair. IT IS A MONKEY Y'ALL!!
Redneckdramacircle 3 years ago
it's a new species
rohitkumarindia 2 years ago
He seems so chill. I'd love to kick it w/ him. ;-)
eyeofhebeholder1 4 years ago 5
it almost looks like a human like his structure does n his lips
shortymoore07 4 years ago
its a fuckin monkey with no hair it does look like a gargoyle that be on the tops of churches tho
Gh0sT187 4 years ago
Freaky! It looks alot like one of those on the Notre Dame cathedral.
Is that like a new species or somthing?
JackRussellTerrier2 4 years ago 3
Thats one of the strangest creatures I've ever seen
RainMan34 4 years ago
this is not goiter. some monkeys can temporary store food there.
utuba2007 5 years ago
Looks like thryoid cancer..lol.
lilvoyce 5 years ago
what the heck is a gargoyle?
stripperellaCAN 5 years ago
Thats really cool, wish I could feed a monkey close up.
Inverness01 5 years ago
Looks like a bald monkey to me
hunnybunnytwomo 5 years ago
your right it's a hairless chimp i think
ducky13 4 years ago
The type of baldness that this male Rhesus macaque suffers from is alopecia universalis. An autoimmune disorder prevents hair growth. He appears to be very healthy, otherwise.
700UW 5 years ago
Wow that is really neat, he really looks like a gargoyle. Great vids man.
kblavie 5 years ago
MORE!!!!
stirl 5 years ago
i want to se more!
eastendbuddy 5 years ago
Definately a Gargoyle.
TDog4444 5 years ago
thats really amazing looking,. ive seen bald squirrels before too. scary cute
Kinkyfeet 5 years ago
that ape looks amazingly strong for his size !!
11green11 5 years ago
It's crrazy how much that looks like a human... then again, it does sort of look like a gargoyle, too. Very interesting.
ArsenicDimentia 5 years ago
Hi there!
I don't want to burst anyone's bubble, but... I don't think those lesions are goiters. They are too close to the jaw bone, most likely salivary gland or lymph nodes. The thyroid gland is normally located further down, near the collar bone (under the Adam's apple- if the poor monkey has one!!) Monkeys can get similar medical problems like humans-poor thing!
In any way, the video shows some similarities we humans share with monkeys. Thanks for sharing!!
MaleikaB 5 years ago
The lumps are not goiters. That is the food being stored in the cheek pouch and he will eat that food later. He will actually reach his fingers in there and grab it out.
700UW 5 years ago
Thanks for the info! I was worried that he had a tumor or something.
MaleikaB 5 years ago
This is not a gargoyle. Yeesh. It is a macaque monkey that has lost it's hair due to a genetic condition. And the lumps around it's throat is not a goiter. Macaque monkeys are from the primate family Cercopithidae. That means that they are "cheek pouch monkeys" They store food for later in cheek pouches and they will pick the food out later. It was an evolutionary trick that enabled these monkeys to keep their food from being stolen. What a freakin' moron.
700UW 5 years ago
Who shaved that poor Rhesus monkey? ok...this is NOT where the gargoyle myth comes from, right? there are no rhesus monkeys in France....Also, is the goiter caused by iodine deficiency? This video is very bizarre.
ivnadesouza 5 years ago
Freakin FREAKY! WTF is that thing? I would stay away from it. It definitly had human like arms and hands and shoulders. YOU FOUND THE MISSING LINK! It's gargoyles.
I can see where chupacabras come from. 2 of those things mate and you could get a UNICORN!
rayofminneapolis 5 years ago
more like the humanzee oliver. it doesn't have no hair. does it have scabies???
misspositive 5 years ago
that shit is buff
maryjayleno 5 years ago
It is a evolution.
charles8555 5 years ago
What is that thing? I assume it's some sort of monkey, but what type is it?
anastasia612 5 years ago
I loved all the monkey videos. What interesting animals. . .excellent!
SMAV128 5 years ago
I want one. I would keep it as a pet. How cool.. I watched this like 3 times. It's scary! :O
blacklite69 5 years ago
This thing is blowing my mind. Crazy muscle tone...
stirl 5 years ago
It probably has Grave's disease or hyperthyroidism
maculadensa 5 years ago
That guy was ripped...like peer muscle
cuckooforcocopuffs 5 years ago
wtf
chinkyrussian 5 years ago
Where is this?
Cheleway 5 years ago
Bloody awesome
Raptor709 5 years ago
that is impressive. kind of makes you understand where the human/animal hybrids in hinduism come from. Intense. Poor sick baby...
dogwoodie 5 years ago
thats very cool how he is so much like a human,
just the way he picked up the bag to see what was inside before taking things out and eating them, most animals would have just stuck their head in the bag, very cool 5 stars
BlargMonkeys 5 years ago
Goiters form because the thyroid (a gland in the neck) severely malfunctions. One of the many symptoms of thyroid malfunction is hair loss. I don't know how it works in animals...but I have hypothyroidism and I lose a lot of hair.
kyonshi8 5 years ago
Its very human like, but also kind of looks like a cat to me
kimiarikka 5 years ago
lmfao. That thing is tight!! Kinda freaked me out a little...
TDog4444 5 years ago
the dirty, run-down city, the baby wailing in the background, the cage, then...omg...the freaking monkey. Whoa. Did someone shave it and dock its ears like that to "look" like a gargoyle? Some sort of plastic surgery abuse on primates? This is baffling.
ElenorRigby 5 years ago
Wow the teeth mayne! If he bites you....
LOLOOL
zev007 5 years ago
That was a hot soundbite.
TDog4444 5 years ago
it's androgynous
nlr2101 5 years ago
wow... Got to say that's an unique one!
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satanchainmail 5 years ago
...why is that monkey bald? xDDD
RabidIceWeasel 5 years ago
hehehe
martienvert 5 years ago
wow, ive never seen that thing before....that is amazing!
calixa 5 years ago
thats no monkey....thats a person!!! jk jk
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mnqwlkaspozx 5 years ago
What a wierd species of pirmeape! it's hairless.
Knives303 5 years ago
The footage you bring us is amazing. I loved the monkey mother in awe one. =]
SensiblyWrong 5 years ago
What kind of animal is that?
mikegnik 5 years ago
Goiters? Does it have a thyroid problem? And why is it hairless? Is it a hairless breed, or just more physical problems for this animal. When sitting on the ledge, it definitely looks like a gargoyle.
dancegypsy 5 years ago
I remember my friend's dog having a thyroid problem and either because of it, or because of his medication, he lost a lot of hair.
luxdancer 5 years ago
Thanks, luxdancer -- makes me want to do a little research now. If it's gotten to the point of creating goiters, it stands to reason it could be the cause of massive hair loss. Poor thing; I'm glad they're at least feeding it well.
dancegypsy 5 years ago
Dude, that's creepy. What kind of ape is that?
Airlick 5 years ago
what kind of ape is that?
AdamGloominati 5 years ago
Lol it's not an ape it's a monkey.. has a tail...
blacklite69 5 years ago
ups it's true I didn't notice the tail, I was very disturbed to notice that
AdamGloominati 5 years ago
I dont think its a tumour or a goiter, some monkeys store food in their cheeks
spelbound 5 years ago
Holy crap, that monkey almost looks like a human in some shots...
Rolzyboy 5 years ago
geez! give the damn monkey some thyroid meds why dont they!!!
creegirl9 5 years ago
Looks like a real person when eating
AmazingType1 5 years ago
Probably got skin cancer or some other skin dicease. Typo I know.
ScrewFearMe 5 years ago
is it sick? is that why it has no hair? man o man,it sure does look like a gargoyle...yikes!
BroodingARTist 5 years ago
gargoyle indeed! scary! wouldn't wanna meet one in a dark alley... nice! :)
yklsshyler 5 years ago
It's almost.... human..!
Ylunio 5 years ago
Does that ape have a tumor? sad.
takineko 5 years ago
It's what the title of the video states - goiter. That's caused by enalrged thyroid glands. It's commonly caused by a deficiency in iodine.
AkkordionBloke 5 years ago
Is that life threatening? Or is it just a deformity?
keithguh 5 years ago
Nah, not usually. The goiter-swelling itself can make swallowing and breathing difficult, but not much beyond that. Goiter - the condition that causes the swelling itself - isn't usually life-threatening either, but can harm other organs if iodine-ingestion isn't increased.
AkkordionBloke 5 years ago
Goiters run in my family, I'm scared.
takineko 5 years ago