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  • where'd this bible talk come from? this is a video about lobsters.

    but jesus said "What goes into someone’s mouth does not defile them, but what comes out of their mouth, that is what defiles them." so yes you can eat your lobster. the bible is the word of God, written by men. its like how sometimes an author uses a ghostwriter, its not the actual author but its the author's message. if you believe in God, you must believe in the bible, because he says it is his word and you believe in him.

  • I think im going vegitarian :(

  • Yes, the bible was written by men.

    I believe in God, and certain parts of the bible I do, but a lot of it is ridiculous.

  • fuck you...kill it humanelly you violent bastard

  • This is the worst lobster cleaning job i have ever seen.

  • aren't you supposed to stab the lobster behind the head and bring the knife forward to kill it humanely??? Amateur!

  • @cartellouie They actually lack a brain and therefore lack a nervous system and therefore lack feeling and therefore lack the sensation of pain and therefore...

  • hes throwin away the tasty bits amateurs

  • I've never been deep sea lobster hunting before, but I caught one by chance last night. It's about half the size of this lobster on the video. I caught it near the docks where there are rocks. I was wondering how often do they come up on the rocky areas of the docks. I live in california btw

  • Also remember the bible was written by men.

  • Well the bible says a lot of shit like kill all the baby boys and also women that have slept with men and keep all the virgin girls for your self "WTF all i think when i read this is rape " is that the type of shit that kids need to read innocent children murder because some asshole called Moses said god told him to tell them to do this, you can read this in your bible if you want its in Book of Numbers…31:17 so dont take the bible to heart eat the lobster, the shrimp

  • @BlackThunder858 I believe in Leviticus 11 9-12, close to where it also says homosexuality is an "abomination" :)

  • The Bible says you are not to eat shrimps, crabs, lobsters and other crustaceans. It is an abomination. They are the unclean foods. You are going to hell.

  • @MadameOreanWCosby Just wondering were that is, and I thought that all animals were put here for the use of man.

  • @BlackThunder885 They were but when the Bible was written there was no way to tell if food was under cooked. If you think about every Biblical food that is banned, we now have ways to be sure that eating it is safe. Alot of it was written for safety purposes that are no longer valid for today's people. We eat pork and that was banned because pigs carry parasites, we dealt with that. Read the rules on people with pustules and infections. There's wisdom there, its just not as applicable.

  • @FiestyCat86 That it very true.

  • @MadameOreanWCosby.... Shut the fuck up. Seriously--yes. Shut the fuck up.

  • @MadameOreanWCosby It also says to have more than one wife, an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth, it says to marry young boys because your husband is dead and his brother is available. It says that its alright to harm others so long as its in the name of God, and that God really only love Hebrews. You can't follow the Bible letter for letter. Yes its a great story and a good reference, but its silly to take it word for word. Grow up honey.

  • cant spell slaughter without laughter LOL

  • Do the killing in the kitchen, it stays alive right before eating and tastes fresher.

  • Chop in half with a machete and mallet.

    This kills the lobster.

  • You could tell he have done this more than once. Nice bug btw, ulimayr fatality!

  • Dat Lobster got Poned!!

  • next time bring that big bug to THE MIAMI SPINY LOBSTER TOURNAMENT mini season 2011...it's worth money

  • I thought you had to cook them while they are alive. Or was he going to eat it raw?

  • Lol this guy is a total noob. He didn't even de-vein the lobster...

  • coooooooold blooded! i'll take a plate :)

  • Vahset...

  • Pro

  • He killed day shit in a gangsta ass way...he did day sht so fast...it wulda tuk me half an hour to do everything he did :P

  • @Shinto19414 haha :P

  • any animal you want to eat ,you have to kill so i am not offended here,he is only getting one anyways ,eventually that lobster is going to be someones diner ,human or animal...commercial fishing is what abuses the ocean and kills anything that moves...just like you eat chicken at KFC ,it had head and feathers at one time and they transport them to the be slaughter in tiny cages with no room to stand but you or people in general don`t complaint about that...we humans abuse animals period!!

  • that was the dumbest way to tail a lobster, u made a big mess... must be the crocs!

  • killed by a man in pink :l poor lobster, i'll bet it was delicious!

  • ouch!

  • OH LOOK, HES WEARING CROCS.... HE'S A PHONEY, A BIG FAT PHONEY!!!

  • fish eat the rest,noting wast.

  • damn he threw away the good inside stuff lol.

  • cows actually release gases that are poisonous the air, plants filter out that air and provide oxygent!!! vegetarians are the mistakes of the world, i eat meat so i eat the problem(cow) vegetarians eat the solutions (plants) bastards!!!

  • LOLOLOL I AGREE @djirok

  • armes tier

  • It's funny.... bucause if it was a cat or a dog everyone would have gone nuts.

  • @julianwhitee and it it was a plant even the biggest pussies would've ignored it. but its not.

  • @julianwhitee Not in Korea

  • how about no slaughter juss boil

  • Wtf is he cutting in half for? Just rip the damn tail off and be done with it!

  • DAmit hes wearing CLogs!

  • THATS MURDER!!

  • @starguard No... THAT'S SPARTA!!!!!

  • @mmmmmarcus LOL

  • He has much faith in his skills. One wrong motion, right in the water.

  • i hope i will meet you one day!!! i will cut you into 2 pieces like you did to the lobster! the same i will do to your mother, your father, your wife and your children!

    bloody fucking stupid motherfuckers!!!

    i pray each and every night, that it will happen do you and your family!!! I HATE YOU BASTARDS!

  • @Toogas I suggest you never visit Japan.

  • @Toogas calm down :D you want to kill his family for a lobster :) you're a lobster or something? I only understand you if that lobster was your family member :)

  • @Toogas lol your comment tells me a lot about you. You sir have attained the award for biggest Douche in the world. Congratulations!

  • @Toogas fuck you bitch i'll eat all the fucking cow and chicken and seafood and ALL the animals, go fuck off and open your eyes and realize that people do this for FOOD, i grew up with "you kill it, you eat it" so i don't think people will kill just to kill, SO CALM THE FUCKK DOWN!!

  • @Toogas How else would you like to kill and cut open a lobster -_- fool

  • @Toogas i hope i meet you someday, i have always wanted to cut one into 4 peices.

  • @Toogas Lol, this one time, I got an erection while gutting a shark.

  • the guys made cleaning out the innards/brown meat, we eat that part ALL the time in the UK crab innards taste the best

  • fuck you hope you will get ripped similar

  • @Entenstampfer i hope you do too

  • @jewishwarrior666 wow what a jew, go kill a lamb or somthing

  • Well guys, everything you eat *used* to be alive, and it had to die some how to get on your plate.

    (Yes, even the vegetables, fruits, etc.)

  • so they catch their own food?

  • Well cephalopods are the only invertebrates that possibly do feel pain, but all others, including lobsters, don't. There's really nothing PETA, or any animal lover for that matter, can truly criticize about this.

  • yummy

  • wow in my opinion i do lve to eat losbers but everytime i see this just takes my apetite for lobster away :(

  • Fucking savage white trash piece of shit. The americans are savage bastards who love to kill anything and everything alive! Fucking barbaric savages

  • @jewishwarrior666 ok jew

  • the lobster is like a foot away from freedom

    jump lobster, jump!

  • ON WITH THE ON SLAUGHT LOL

  • I'd be drooling with them too. lol

  • I love animals.......theyre delicious!

  • P.E.T.A = People Eating Tasty Animals

  • Gotta love them tree huggers...

  • Hes all like HOLY SHIT DONT PUT THAT FREAKING NIFE IN MY FACE OW THAT HURTS! ... EVERYTHING IS GOING BLACK ... BLEH!

  • oh my god that is so bad i feel sad for the lobster he was probably crying and screaming in pain

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  • no i didnt i heard the sound of someone enjoying lobster so put that in a pipe and smoke it PETA FUCKER

  • hold on there slick i am NOT for peta take a look at my page i was in a conversation with someone else

  • nope

  • wow, screaming in pain! that guy was a pure professional in the way the SLAUGHTERED that poor little beast. Had enough of tree huggers. an d believe it or not im a member of the green party. Yes, to torture an animal is wrong. but quick and to the point is what humans an mankind at the top of this thing we so named the foodchain is what we do. 90 percent of lobsters are steamed.

    would you rather die a boiling death or simply have your head cut off????

  • @pmharl hmm.. i guess you're right..

    mhm.. ._.

  • and sanchez....if you are a vegan....do your thing and enjoy your tofu and beans....i do too. well, maybe for lunch or an annoying snack....but dinner is MEAT or PORK or CHICKEN or SEAFOOD. and IF you can walk into your local supermarket, you have no business watching this video, let alone posting on it.

    cry and hug your tree..hell, i will plant one with you holding a beautiful surf and turf lobster and steak burrito with salsa to die for.

    melted butter anyone?

  • Well you see We're at the top of said food chain and all other animals are our food

    as other animals are other animals food so on and so forth, I DUB THEE THE ANIMAL KINGDOM

  • Damn that looks good! Now who has the butter?

  • why does everyone LOVE it when someone thinks this is cool? its so cruel how she just hacks away at it instead of just beheading it QUICKLY. retards going "good work! its so good when animals die horribly! amazing!" u may have jerked off to this but sane, INTELLIGENT people didnt. dumb shits. I'd take pleasure out of hacking away at you and throw you limbless, living body into a fire. I'd video it so retards can jerk off to it just like you bunch of heartless cunts.

  • Sheesh, what has got your panties in a wad?

  • @catCRAAAZY actually you dont behead it. you give it a quick slice in the head. meaning its facing you and you put the blade straight down. so you be the CUNT and learn how to SLAUGHTER a poor cockroach of the sea. with butter that is! Id also take pleasure at hacking away at you but considering the lack of protein id rather pass. mal nutritioned vegans are not on the menu. fuck off and hug a tree!!

  • @pmharl mal nutritioned? many of the best athletes in history were vegans and vegetarians. I lost 60 lbs in 2 months when i became a vegan. If meat was so healthy then we american wouldent be the fatest country on the planet. And if meat was so healthy then i wouldent have 10x more energy and feel so great all the time, seeings how i never eat any meat. And tree huggers? im a vegan because i wanted to lose weight and be healthy, not because i cry every time a tree is cut down.

  • @TheDeviantGamer im sure in reality you live off shit and flushed cum you fucking idiot

  • @teabaggervance8 You sound like one angry and sad person...

  • i hope that you die in a horrible manner in which your body is desecrated and disemboweled...then video taped for viewing pleasure.

  • 0:45 FINISH HIM!

    0:55 FATALITY!

  • @ILLunatix. Nice name very appropriate. I mean, your ILL and a lunatic. Yet another WASTE OF LIFE. plz die in a manner so disgusting and agonising that they cant broadcast the info on TV. If not it doesn't matter-you'll probably ROT IN HELL anyway.

  • Indeed.

  • this ios animal cruelty and why put it on youtube :l

  • Thats not animal cruelty, they killed it immediately & fast versus boiling it alive!

  • Now THAT is arthropod vitality at work right there. The thing's basically cut in half and it's STILL moving, not feeling a thing thanks to its simple nervous system. Crustaceans, fish, arachnids, and insects, none of them have the capacity to feel pain. Cockroaches die of starvation after maybe a WEEK if you cut off their head.

    The simpler the machine, the fewer things go wrong with it and the harder it is to break. Same with nature.

  • im not so sure u know, when i got lobstering, i usually stab the lobster in the heart before putting it in the bag, so as to kill it quickly so it cant escape when i open the bag to put in more, but the point is, that when i stab them, they usually freak out for a second or two then just go limp. but whatever

  • human nature....................

  • damn that guy just went to work on that bitch lol!

  • mmmmmm.... dinner.

  • nancycakes5

  • the only way to can kill something without making it feel a lot of pain and just very little, is instance death. like electric shock or cut of the head.

  • ロブスターは生きたまま真っ二つか。

    捕鯨なんて目じゃない残虐さだな。

  • i wouldnt do that near the edge

    what if the little son of a bitch

    jumped out

  • you jump in and grab it again...water that clear, lobster that big, it's just a sitting duck.

  • the lobster was so happy, flailing its little legs , then BANG BANG BANG

  • retard you kind of have to kill it to make it dead

  • If he kills when it's dead then he's not killing it since it's dead.

  • haha wtf. retardddd nancycakes5

  • nancycakes5 : "kill it when it's dead"???

    really? that would be quite a trick, or a bad zombie movie.

  • a bad zombie movie?

    your fucken RETARDED!

  • HAHAHHA, nancycakes5 said "kill it when it's dead, not when it's alive" and yet she calls me retarded!

    hahahha, you're a fucking moron & a half & everyone on here is laughing at you!

    tell me this: How do YOU kill something after it is dead??

    If you're not retarded and that was not the stupidest thing anyone on you tube has ever said then tell us: How do YOU kill dead things?!

    Because again, that only happens in Vampire & Zombie movies, where they kill the "undead" dead...moron!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    BITCH! do u think i care what i sed.

    OBVIOUSLY NOT! so keep on commenting on how stupid i am motherfucker. why you trippin so mucha bout my comment. stupid biotch!

  • LoL, eternal fail.

  • Obviously you don't care about what you said, or you would have taken the brainpower needed and said it correctly.

    If you had the brainpower needed, that is.

    OAF!

  • y not eat my cock atleast you don't have to kill it...

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    make me laugh even more dumb fuck!

  • don't you mean "make me laugh while laughing...not while laughing"? or some other moronicly impossible scenario that only makes sense to you??

  • WHAT THE FUCK!

    you cut of its tail, its legs, even its freaking antenna before you smacked it on the head to kill it

    ALWAYS cut its head off first so it feels no pain.

  • That lobster got fucked up. If I didn't think lobster, crab, steak,pork, chicken, etc were so delicious I probably wouldn't eat meat especially after seeing that poor lobster get hacked to death lol.

  • i know what noise lobsters make..can u her the "merr" 0:09 lol

  • 0:41 fatality

  • that was a gay comment

  • ROTFLMFAO HAHAHA FATALITY!! btw i wanna learn how to lobster but i live in virginia beach =(

  • @ecuvikings09 Insensitive dipshit. do you search for vids like this so can post shit like this "ROTFLMFAO HAHAHA FATALITY!!" who finds this that enjoyable? think youve got something wrong upstairs. LOL i bet everyone LOVES your comment because putting heartless comments on youtube about enjoying the abuse of animals etc makes you popular with degenerates like yourself doesn't it? my god your a waste of life.

  • @catCRAAAZY (whatever kind of name that is) Ignorant kid. do you search for comments so you can reply to them with things no one cares about. who finds that enjoyable? think youve got something wrong upstairs. LOL i bet everyone loves your replies because putting random ,annoying, useless replies on youtube about hating peoples comments etc makes you popular with degenerates like yourself doesn't it? may you lose your fingers so no one has to see your nonsense again.

    yes i did use your comment

  • ok one ust shut the fuck up if you dont like lobster for dinner your retarded now shut your crazy peta ass up fo realdumb hoe....

  • Jesus Christ! Can anybody eat anymore without having others saying u can't do this u can't do that...all I have to say is...mind ur own business...it wasn't like he was doing it for the fun of it...fuck' n ehh...

  • ffs peta will have a field day with this =/

  • screw peta lol

  • yea fuck them lolz i eat wht i want with my hard earned cash if they dont wanna make me eat meat buy my food lolz .\/.

  • do you speak english?

  • i was drunk....:(

  • take a break from arguing on youtube cock holsters

  • lol a PETA war

  • om glad they killed it instead of putting it in boiling water :)

  • Awesome, save me a piece please. Let all the people who wear leather shoes but complain on every single video containing an animal cry. Nature is about eating something somewhere along the line, died just as brutally as it would have died in the wild.

  • So you people watch a video of a lobster getting killed for human consumption, and bitch about it feeling pain? Complaining does NOTHING to bring it back to die a maybe/maybe not less-painful death. Personally, I'd drive a spike through the clump of nerves that passes for a lobster brain, if I felt a tingle of guilt about killing it. Seriously, this is along the lines of complaining about stepping on ants.

  • you got owned by evolution

  • I love the sound of the water in this video

  • I cannot stand animal abuse.

    But crustaceans and fish I love to watch get killed. they make me laugh<3

  • How mean, they slice it up fully concious.

  • Yummy xP

  • can all you fucking vegetarians stop saying how cruel this is. the human race wouldnt have evolved this far it we hadnt killed anything along the way.

  • And we are past that stage - Aknowledge your past but look up for your future

  • Omg what a rude way to make a end on his little life.. noob crocs.. :D

  • it's actually fast. Boiling them alive is one of the worst ways for them to go. A professional can to it fast so that they don't feel it anymore than they have to

  • we are the preditors that why our eyes facing foward unlike deeers with theirs eyes facing sideways, GO BACK TO SCIENCE CLASSS

  • Cook first then clean, you'll get more meat and it'll taste better i bet, never saw anyone hack up a live lobster like that, hahaha

  • yea i would kill it the fastest i can if i was gonna eat it why do u want it to suffer i hope one day ull be ffod for sumthing and its gonna kill you so slowy ull enjoy that

  • Yeah, for us to eat something has to die...That's life

  • hmmm...maybe thats how they do it there...ever thought of that....obviously hes not a trained chef so he does it the way he was taught..or the way hes comfortable doing......you want to be humane...par-boil it first then grill for flavor!!

  • yummy these things taste great...

  • Crustaceans and fish aren't sentient, they don't even feel pain...

  • hahnen, gosh dont you feel stupid now

  • you should have gun it down rather letting it suffer the pain

  • you and your kids are all fucked up u get the head u spastic and whi put something through such pain meyby some one shud fuckin kill u like that see how u like it nob ed!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • you, your crocs, and that kid in the background are all fucked in the head.

  • start with the fucking head, not the tail faggot, dont make it suffer

    have respect for ur food

  • crewl death...man...whyd you start at the tail isntead of the head...that was alot of suffering for it to go thru...

  • Foul. You always butcher from tail end up? Put a blade in the poor beasts head before you start ffs. It's not rocket science.

  • Of course they ate it. Like every other organism, there are parts that you discard. Do you eat fish with the guts inside? He was gutting it, and usually when they split it down the middle like that, it's goign to be grilled (at least that's how I do it).

  • The only thing I find amazing about this video is that in about 2 years time, everyone in the whole world has a pair of Crocs! I didn't think that people would really catch on to plastic shoes but, then again, I have 2 pairs and have never worn them once.

  • Thank you for not wearing your Crocks...i saw an old man at the mall a few days ago wearing ORANGE Crocks and blue socks........serious fashion collision!!. They should be banned from planet earth.

  • skurwiel ;)

  • They are chumming the water... And I'm sure they ate it. that's a good $50-60 dollar lobster... atleast

  • Brutti mostri di merda..

  • I dont see that fat pink guy cut his daughter in half, why cut some lobster in half?

  • because they're delicious! especially with butter and lemon sauce! mmmmmmhmmmmmmm!

  • pink people are so inhuman. Killing innocent creatures for fun !!!! Pink people are ruined the planet!!!!

  • You need to work on your english skills.

  • mmm, pass the butter!