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  • Lol but they act too young for their age the most grown up part of it was when the kid said shut the hell up Allen that made me lol

  • Lol

  • Loo

  • who's afraid of cooties at that age anyway

  • Cuttys were like grade 4-5 for me

  • swirlies is water boarding

  • Who doesn't want a kiss from a girl like that?

  • I would have kissed......

  • LOL shut the fuck up Allen xD

  • This is the worst video

  • My principal's name is Richard Manly. Let it sink in.

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  • 1:01 He is getting his licks in. Definitely.

  • The kid from Stick man Exodus!

  • I couldn't even follow the story line, that kids ridiculous out dated emo hair is too distracting.

  • i HATE bad child actors SO MUCH!

  • @scompieie Because it is funny. stfu.

  • STORY OF MY LIFE

    

  • Waitasec- I have that jacket!

  • The bad guy reminds me of Tom Felton.

  • @SpiritDucky He does!

  • this would have been funnier with 5 year olds playing the kids

  • Christianity? 

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  • 'Shut the f**k up Alan'

  • Ah my god that's so wrong!

  • LOL

  • this is entertaining i find this amusing you good sirs and madams are good actors/writers/Biptbopty magic people

  • Dr Breen

  • Haha the antagonist kid is a good actor XD

  • Circle circle dot dot son!!!!

    *flashesback so hard*

    we couldv'e threw in some rock paper scizzors where gun beats all of them, then shotgun beats that, then rocket launcher, then thunder, then hurricane, then volcano, then, earth, then the sun, then galaxy, then universe

    those were the days, when you played freeze tag and they"forget: to unfreeze you

  • Shut the f*ck up, Alan!

  • That kid's gay

  • Anyone down to play CTF?

  • Does anyone else think the leather clad antagonist extremely hot? He's a great actor.

  • @Deekzlol Yeah, tell me about it XD I'm a dumbass lol

  • @jsaxon54 Chris is voiced by Seth Green

  • @HunterRossTV Retard-mode engaged!

  • Really? These kids look like they're in high school or something!!

  • What 13 year old believes in cuties? I wouldve been like ..." go right on ahead mam"

  • @DJKNOWNRULEZ Mam? I would have been alot more ecstatic.

  • haaa that guy is super cute >.<

  • SFTU ALLEN LOL:)

    

  • This would make sense if they were six to nine years old... When their older than ten, it's a different story. Especially when kissing the girl. x]

  • His dungeon is right below the flag, and he doesn't even know where it is?

  • I wish i could call my principal by his first name... Dick

  • @benbbxc

    i can

  • @benbbxc I call my "director" either great leader or first name

  • @benbbxc My old principals last name was Dick so I'm pretty happy.

  • Just like real bullying.....and torture....

  • Why does this remind me of Are You Afraid of the Dark?

  • why does he still believe in cooties? what is he 5?

  • Love it because Amir wrote it

  • The guy with leather jacket looks like Craig Kiielberger

  • @collegehumor <3 you guys ;D

  • O.o I made top comments what!!!! lol look above

  • @brittanylolkitty Your parents must be proud.

  • @Sphinn yes, yes they are :D

  • press three, hie first boner***

  • @00:03 his first boner

  • This isn't 1950, nowadays kids shoot eachother

  • Worst College Humor video ever

  • Shut the fuck up allan!

  • Love the guy's hair style and choice in hair dye. Looks like a female Rogue from X-Men.

  • @PrairieRockz Rogue is female

  • @Gasmaskkiller123 I know, thats what I said O.o

  • @PrairieRockz You said "he looks like female rogue from x-men"

    or maybe it's just the hangover

  • LOL, this was hilarious :p

  • omg I'm in top comments yay!!!

  • @brittanylolkitty no your not

  • @Meteorain108

    Probably because you watch communitychannel

  • this isnt even funny

  • @TenshiKira I am justsaying I got a crush on the girl god!

  • circle circle dot dot? BOOBS

  • Dude i got my first kiss in 1rst grade

  • shut the f#%k up Allen

    

  • is this suppose to be funny or is this real?

  • Now why is every Alan I meet (or now watch) a jerk?

  • That girl kid is hot! I am 12 so yah!

  • @DBJ1999 Thanks for telling us, I am 100% sure that EVERYBODY here cares about your age.

    No seriosuly, shut the fuck up.

  • @DBJ1999 that's disgusting you perv. I'm 12 too but I never would have thought of anything so gross. she older then you, man!

  • Hit 7 repeatedly: Looks like he has asthma...

    Hit 8 repeatedly: Looks like he has asthma...

    hmmmm...

  • So intense

  • Stfu Allen

  • Hans = Chris from Family guy...?

  • @jsaxon54 not really.

  • @jsaxon54 nah hes to skinny

  • Why the hell did he not kiss her. He sucks

  • I just love how villans know when you're lying.

  • I had it worse don't believe me okay I will say it Justin beiber I know it's horrible

  • 531 folks were given swirleys.

  • wtf I loved gurls when I was 3

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  • This is quite like our games of Capture le Flag. We have a rule where capturing scouts and torturing them for info is encouraged

  • I think it's funny how as little kids we are taught about STDs through cooties.

  • @eclecomte2 ... It all makes sense now...

  • the dude with the white streak in his hair was hott

  • Delete this. And make one with kids. Not teens. Like the T.V. show Recess.

  • @rage that would of made me squeal

  • was that kid with the leather jacket related to joel osteen?

  • now torture them with homework!

  • day 4, still looking for triforce305's comment..

    F*ck

  • cooties? thats the onlly action hed be getting

  • That guy looks like the guy in teenwolf

  • Eneding was SOOOO funny

  • This kid apparently has Dr. Breen as his principal.

  • isn't he a teenager? why wouldn't he want to kiss her?

  • @brittanylolkitty Girl cooties, pretty serious business.

  • @brittanylolkitty Because cooties is worse than getting aids, didn't you know that?!

  • @brittanylolkitty but she had cooties!! dont you understand anything?!

  • @brittanylolkitty cuz she has cooties , u f***ing dumbas*.

  • @brittanylolkitty isnt it obvious? :P

  • @brittanylolkitty maybe he's gay :)

  • @brittanylolkitty he used to want to kiss girls, but then he took an arrow to the knee.

  • @brittanylolkitty i was forced to kissa girl....twice nad you know what?? i wasnt theonly one...the other guy faked it but didnt tell me i could do so XD

  • @brittanylolkitty yea that kid goes to my school. hes a junior

  • @brittanylolkitty Maybe hes gay?

  • I hate stuck up boy biches

  • Squirrel aids wouldve made him snap instantly

  • a version of saw in this fashoin would be pretty cool lol

  • Favourite bit - " Shut the fuck up allan."

  • Is it Just me or does the the prinsabel look like breen?

  • @asdfdfggfd He does!! LOL

  • @asdfdfggfd prinsabel?

  • Shut the f**k up alan

  • why is there a giant white streak in the front of his head..

  • @3vilalex thats what cool kids do, its annoying as fuck/.

  • That chick is kinda hot.

  • is that dave days? o.O

  • Cooties is an actual disease. It kills very quickly.

  • @Littlemandude11 cooties technicaly isn't a disease it's like lice... so it has nothing to do with kissing nor does it kill

  • That's your run of the mill ctf at my school

  • That chik is hot

  • The kid with the black hair is hot! I'd give him cooties any day.

  • thie guy looks like arnold cunningham from christine

  • Stfu Allen

  • I would have gone all jason statham on him and used the ties on my hands to choke him.

  • why the fuck does he have a strip of blond in his hair?... And he was defaintly a teenger, cooties? HA

  • Why is their so many people drooling over the girl?

  • Shut the f*ck up Alan

  • When He lied, I thought they were going to set his pants on fire.

  • shut the f*ck up allen, rotflmfao

  • but eh... i would let myself be kissed by a girl though..

  • @1111krol as would I, and we my friend, are mere wingmen.

  • In my school no one evr were afraid of the "cooties"

  • Shut the fuck up Allen

  • what the fuck i meen fare enough an 8 year old wouldnt want to be kissed but a 14 year old REALLY

  • @BlueTirrick woosh

  • circle circle dot dot now you've got the cootie shot

    heart heart flower flower now you've got girl power!!!

    aaahhh memories..... jk my sister gives me a vaccination when ever i like a guy....she's 19 and im 14....

  • why the fuck are they disgusted that they are gonna kiss? :p

  • If I was the kid, I would let the girl kissed me

  • if i was that kid i would have fought back bc his hands are tied in front of him

  • mmm he's been a naughty naughty boy! I wouldn't mind giving him a spanking! ooo he needs to be disciplined!

  • Ok, I'll just totally not take that kiss from an average looking chick.

    WTF?! WTF???!!! THAT NEVER HAPPENS TO ME!

  • What school does that pricipal work at? I'd like to transfer...

  • What school does that principal work at?

  • Kids nowadays need a stiff beating.

  • stop fucking writing quotes from the video

  • I'd risk the "cooties". Dont crack under enemy pressure!

  • Dude that kid is pretty cute

    Even they are older than me id probably say torture to me is taking away my xbox or my laptop..

  • Jospeh Gordon levvit

  • hahaha everyone needs a teaser bitch

  • Kid Torture? They look like their 15!

  • @Fredwilson45 15 yr olds arent kids?

  • @Fredwilson45 same thing

  • @Fredwilson45 Yeah, we know. As the video states... Kid Torture.

  • They dont look like children. They look about 20 to me

  • @XROCKXGODDESSX LOLOLOLOL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL LOL

  • Wait, I eat my own boogers...?! Help!

  • I wish that's how capture the flag was really played

  • I never get thumbs up...

  • O_o that leader guy ... that was me :D

  • @fulfooter you just wish it was you. fuck you.

  • leather jacket kid reminds me of chris crocker haha :)

  • The principal is Dr Breen from Half Life 2???

  • CIRCLE CIRCLE, DOT DOT, NOW YOU GOT THE COOTIE SHOT!!!! CIRCLE, CIRCLE, SQUARE, SQUARE, NOW YOU'VE GOT THEM EVERYWHERE!!!! :D

  • @GTFOVEVO PEDO!!!!!

  • "So uh..are we done? because i can like, get in a lot of trouble for this."

    "....shut the fuck up Allan." hahahaha.