we couldv'e threw in some rock paper scizzors where gun beats all of them, then shotgun beats that, then rocket launcher, then thunder, then hurricane, then volcano, then, earth, then the sun, then galaxy, then universe
those were the days, when you played freeze tag and they"forget: to unfreeze you
@brittanylolkitty i was forced to kissa girl....twice nad you know what?? i wasnt theonly one...the other guy faked it but didnt tell me i could do so XD
Lol but they act too young for their age the most grown up part of it was when the kid said shut the hell up Allen that made me lol
juliolilman 10 hours ago
Lol
rexfan0071 11 hours ago
Loo
rexfan0071 11 hours ago
who's afraid of cooties at that age anyway
KingOKards77 16 hours ago
Cuttys were like grade 4-5 for me
jojojonah1212 1 day ago
swirlies is water boarding
taserking1 2 days ago
Who doesn't want a kiss from a girl like that?
eenayeah 2 days ago 5
I would have kissed......
MrDawgShark 3 days ago
LOL shut the fuck up Allen xD
PILAKOVIC 3 days ago
This is the worst video
mab1239 4 days ago
My principal's name is Richard Manly. Let it sink in.
kentman789 4 days ago
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fidos5 4 days ago
1:01 He is getting his licks in. Definitely.
RElouhila 4 days ago
The kid from Stick man Exodus!
lastEvergreen 5 days ago
I couldn't even follow the story line, that kids ridiculous out dated emo hair is too distracting.
BrandNameCancer 5 days ago
i HATE bad child actors SO MUCH!
1bardh1 5 days ago
@scompieie Because it is funny. stfu.
Jyrow 5 days ago
STORY OF MY LIFE
dokeyification 6 days ago
Waitasec- I have that jacket!
NobleBattery 6 days ago
The bad guy reminds me of Tom Felton.
SpiritDucky 6 days ago
@SpiritDucky He does!
SazVlogs 6 days ago
this would have been funnier with 5 year olds playing the kids
ThePwnageMan01 6 days ago
Christianity?
atimor 6 days ago
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SpiritDucky 1 week ago
'Shut the f**k up Alan'
Greendinoranger3999 1 week ago 16
Ah my god that's so wrong!
HannahAnimatorTV 1 week ago
LOL
simbathewildcat 1 week ago
this is entertaining i find this amusing you good sirs and madams are good actors/writers/Biptbopty magic people
AngreyCakeproduction 1 week ago
Dr Breen
pietzeekoe 1 week ago
Haha the antagonist kid is a good actor XD
MadiMe123 1 week ago in playlist Awesome 3
Circle circle dot dot son!!!!
*flashesback so hard*
we couldv'e threw in some rock paper scizzors where gun beats all of them, then shotgun beats that, then rocket launcher, then thunder, then hurricane, then volcano, then, earth, then the sun, then galaxy, then universe
those were the days, when you played freeze tag and they"forget: to unfreeze you
Kuribohchaos8 1 week ago
Shut the f*ck up, Alan!
SmierPier12 2 weeks ago
That kid's gay
sivret20 2 weeks ago
Anyone down to play CTF?
PrinceofPerfect 2 weeks ago 4
Does anyone else think the leather clad antagonist extremely hot? He's a great actor.
barelyasleep 2 weeks ago
@Deekzlol Yeah, tell me about it XD I'm a dumbass lol
HunterRossTV 2 weeks ago
@jsaxon54 Chris is voiced by Seth Green
HunterRossTV 2 weeks ago
@HunterRossTV Retard-mode engaged!
Deekzlol 2 weeks ago
Really? These kids look like they're in high school or something!!
thebubblearmy 2 weeks ago
What 13 year old believes in cuties? I wouldve been like ..." go right on ahead mam"
DJKNOWNRULEZ 3 weeks ago 4
@DJKNOWNRULEZ Mam? I would have been alot more ecstatic.
MineMurphydog 2 weeks ago
haaa that guy is super cute >.<
mattyrulz13 3 weeks ago
SFTU ALLEN LOL:)
awel69 3 weeks ago 2
This would make sense if they were six to nine years old... When their older than ten, it's a different story. Especially when kissing the girl. x]
SkitzCrew 3 weeks ago 2
His dungeon is right below the flag, and he doesn't even know where it is?
Conway79 3 weeks ago
I wish i could call my principal by his first name... Dick
benbbxc 3 weeks ago 94
@benbbxc
i can
MegaCollinator 1 week ago
@benbbxc I call my "director" either great leader or first name
gearsofwarpriest 6 days ago
@benbbxc My old principals last name was Dick so I'm pretty happy.
Rashik30 1 day ago
Just like real bullying.....and torture....
paulct91 3 weeks ago 2
Why does this remind me of Are You Afraid of the Dark?
Shinraikan 4 weeks ago
why does he still believe in cooties? what is he 5?
superjchamma 4 weeks ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor
Love it because Amir wrote it
TeddiesandBieber 1 month ago
The guy with leather jacket looks like Craig Kiielberger
makingturkeys 1 month ago
@collegehumor <3 you guys ;D
brittanylolkitty 1 month ago
O.o I made top comments what!!!! lol look above
brittanylolkitty 1 month ago
@brittanylolkitty Your parents must be proud.
Sphinn 1 month ago
@Sphinn yes, yes they are :D
brittanylolkitty 1 month ago
press three, hie first boner***
Bl00dyD34th 1 month ago
@00:03 his first boner
Bl00dyD34th 1 month ago
This isn't 1950, nowadays kids shoot eachother
TheQwertyAssassain 1 month ago
Worst College Humor video ever
acaskey15 1 month ago
Shut the fuck up allan!
jarw28 1 month ago
Love the guy's hair style and choice in hair dye. Looks like a female Rogue from X-Men.
PrairieRockz 1 month ago
@PrairieRockz Rogue is female
Gasmaskkiller123 1 month ago
@Gasmaskkiller123 I know, thats what I said O.o
PrairieRockz 1 month ago
@PrairieRockz You said "he looks like female rogue from x-men"
or maybe it's just the hangover
Gasmaskkiller123 1 month ago
LOL, this was hilarious :p
libbylaughsable 1 month ago
omg I'm in top comments yay!!!
brittanylolkitty 1 month ago
@brittanylolkitty no your not
II4YD4NII 1 month ago
@Meteorain108
Probably because you watch communitychannel
WRKAQARG 1 month ago
this isnt even funny
bobert995 1 month ago
@TenshiKira I am justsaying I got a crush on the girl god!
DBJ1999 1 month ago
circle circle dot dot? BOOBS
lineage415 1 month ago 37
Dude i got my first kiss in 1rst grade
Zjlddp321 1 month ago
shut the f#%k up Allen
misterpiemaster 1 month ago
is this suppose to be funny or is this real?
deadkidisevil 1 month ago
Now why is every Alan I meet (or now watch) a jerk?
Meteorain108 1 month ago
That girl kid is hot! I am 12 so yah!
DBJ1999 1 month ago
@DBJ1999 Thanks for telling us, I am 100% sure that EVERYBODY here cares about your age.
No seriosuly, shut the fuck up.
spior 1 month ago
@DBJ1999 that's disgusting you perv. I'm 12 too but I never would have thought of anything so gross. she older then you, man!
TenshiKira1 1 month ago
Hit 7 repeatedly: Looks like he has asthma...
Hit 8 repeatedly: Looks like he has asthma...
hmmmm...
mrinstructable1 1 month ago
So intense
MrBudha98 2 months ago
Stfu Allen
archer1389478 2 months ago
Hans = Chris from Family guy...?
jsaxon54 2 months ago 179
@jsaxon54 not really.
LetsPlayGuy12 4 weeks ago
@jsaxon54 nah hes to skinny
FackinMad 1 week ago
Why the hell did he not kiss her. He sucks
randyogak123 2 months ago
I just love how villans know when you're lying.
TheEpicImpaler 2 months ago
I had it worse don't believe me okay I will say it Justin beiber I know it's horrible
elite0702 2 months ago
531 folks were given swirleys.
historybuff822 2 months ago
wtf I loved gurls when I was 3
TheSpongebobgo 2 months ago
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Best torture ever please is there any girl out there who want to torture me this way ?
BossPanzer 2 months ago
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BossPanzer 2 months ago
This is quite like our games of Capture le Flag. We have a rule where capturing scouts and torturing them for info is encouraged
ToRZanderax 2 months ago 2
I think it's funny how as little kids we are taught about STDs through cooties.
eclecomte2 2 months ago 5
@eclecomte2 ... It all makes sense now...
Imatrollyay 2 months ago
the dude with the white streak in his hair was hott
iluvujeremy 2 months ago
Delete this. And make one with kids. Not teens. Like the T.V. show Recess.
vortex812 2 months ago 52
@rage that would of made me squeal
EpicMaOfEpicocity 2 months ago
was that kid with the leather jacket related to joel osteen?
NinniNkip777 2 months ago
now torture them with homework!
RageAceProductions 2 months ago
day 4, still looking for triforce305's comment..
F*ck
joseph30angelo 2 months ago
cooties? thats the onlly action hed be getting
bjaminable 2 months ago
That guy looks like the guy in teenwolf
TheAbdallahk 2 months ago
Eneding was SOOOO funny
ShannieLovesZeeEarth 2 months ago
This kid apparently has Dr. Breen as his principal.
1337lolguyman 2 months ago
isn't he a teenager? why wouldn't he want to kiss her?
brittanylolkitty 2 months ago 223
@brittanylolkitty Girl cooties, pretty serious business.
bamazudi 2 months ago
@brittanylolkitty Because cooties is worse than getting aids, didn't you know that?!
shanepealow44 2 months ago
@brittanylolkitty but she had cooties!! dont you understand anything?!
furuzon12 2 months ago
@brittanylolkitty cuz she has cooties , u f***ing dumbas*.
crackattack0099 1 month ago 2
@brittanylolkitty isnt it obvious? :P
Spec0pleader 1 month ago
@brittanylolkitty maybe he's gay :)
TheGentlemanFox 1 month ago
@brittanylolkitty he used to want to kiss girls, but then he took an arrow to the knee.
Gasmaskkiller123 1 month ago
@brittanylolkitty i was forced to kissa girl....twice nad you know what?? i wasnt theonly one...the other guy faked it but didnt tell me i could do so XD
dzeiks91 1 month ago
@brittanylolkitty yea that kid goes to my school. hes a junior
MikePerrinoFilms 1 month ago
@brittanylolkitty Maybe hes gay?
punkfanzrul 1 month ago
I hate stuck up boy biches
xoxopuppies12xoxo 2 months ago
Squirrel aids wouldve made him snap instantly
SuperHelloKittyGuy 2 months ago
a version of saw in this fashoin would be pretty cool lol
turnsout689 2 months ago
Favourite bit - " Shut the fuck up allan."
lucynia139 2 months ago
Is it Just me or does the the prinsabel look like breen?
asdfdfggfd 2 months ago
@asdfdfggfd He does!! LOL
pietzeekoe 2 months ago
@asdfdfggfd prinsabel?
ewhite3746 2 months ago
Shut the f**k up alan
PINOYxXxKING 2 months ago
why is there a giant white streak in the front of his head..
3vilalex 2 months ago
@3vilalex thats what cool kids do, its annoying as fuck/.
AlexanderHeights94 2 months ago
That chick is kinda hot.
1990GreenDay2009 3 months ago 2
is that dave days? o.O
TheChannelOfDestiny 3 months ago
Cooties is an actual disease. It kills very quickly.
Littlemandude11 3 months ago
@Littlemandude11 cooties technicaly isn't a disease it's like lice... so it has nothing to do with kissing nor does it kill
DestrolioOnline 3 months ago
That's your run of the mill ctf at my school
Wazzan228 3 months ago
That chik is hot
fallout3gamer2000 3 months ago
The kid with the black hair is hot! I'd give him cooties any day.
narutofreaktenten 3 months ago
thie guy looks like arnold cunningham from christine
thechevyman999 3 months ago
Stfu Allen
CashiusTML 3 months ago
I would have gone all jason statham on him and used the ties on my hands to choke him.
bassharmonica1 3 months ago
why the fuck does he have a strip of blond in his hair?... And he was defaintly a teenger, cooties? HA
kelsey12koool 3 months ago 3
Why is their so many people drooling over the girl?
triforce305 3 months ago
Shut the f*ck up Alan
littlepurplesheep92 3 months ago
When He lied, I thought they were going to set his pants on fire.
jykell117 3 months ago
shut the f*ck up allen, rotflmfao
TheSurferbo 3 months ago
but eh... i would let myself be kissed by a girl though..
1111krol 3 months ago 4
@1111krol as would I, and we my friend, are mere wingmen.
bassharmonica1 3 months ago
In my school no one evr were afraid of the "cooties"
Ceznax 3 months ago
Shut the fuck up Allen
vgeek0454 3 months ago
what the fuck i meen fare enough an 8 year old wouldnt want to be kissed but a 14 year old REALLY
BlueTirrick 3 months ago
@BlueTirrick woosh
ilmanti 3 months ago
circle circle dot dot now you've got the cootie shot
heart heart flower flower now you've got girl power!!!
aaahhh memories..... jk my sister gives me a vaccination when ever i like a guy....she's 19 and im 14....
sassyhugs 3 months ago
why the fuck are they disgusted that they are gonna kiss? :p
TheAdham3000 3 months ago
If I was the kid, I would let the girl kissed me
FireflyYoshi 3 months ago 2
if i was that kid i would have fought back bc his hands are tied in front of him
sirnique1 3 months ago
mmm he's been a naughty naughty boy! I wouldn't mind giving him a spanking! ooo he needs to be disciplined!
theassortedjellybean 3 months ago
Ok, I'll just totally not take that kiss from an average looking chick.
WTF?! WTF???!!! THAT NEVER HAPPENS TO ME!
KatyMist 3 months ago 3
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autumntree2011 3 months ago
What school does that pricipal work at? I'd like to transfer...
darkmaster426 3 months ago 2
What school does that principal work at?
darkmaster426 3 months ago
Kids nowadays need a stiff beating.
deusprogrammer 3 months ago
stop fucking writing quotes from the video
superman1113215 3 months ago
I'd risk the "cooties". Dont crack under enemy pressure!
legoguyfilms 4 months ago
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Wait isn't this how all capter the flag games go
coollava27 4 months ago
Dude that kid is pretty cute
Even they are older than me id probably say torture to me is taking away my xbox or my laptop..
littlerme 4 months ago
Jospeh Gordon levvit
Zeemas 4 months ago
hahaha everyone needs a teaser bitch
jennylover456 4 months ago
Kid Torture? They look like their 15!
Fredwilson45 4 months ago 22
@Fredwilson45 15 yr olds arent kids?
IamAlastair 4 months ago
@Fredwilson45 same thing
PivotDreamArt 3 months ago
@Fredwilson45 Yeah, we know. As the video states... Kid Torture.
AkitoShikyoken 2 months ago 2
They dont look like children. They look about 20 to me
Xenavreth 4 months ago
@XROCKXGODDESSX LOLOLOLOL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL LOL
ianblast832 4 months ago
Wait, I eat my own boogers...?! Help!
frogblunt 4 months ago
I wish that's how capture the flag was really played
purplepieman1500 4 months ago
I never get thumbs up...
honda156mx 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@honda156mx thats because no one likes you thumbs up whore
AimLookShoot 4 months ago
O_o that leader guy ... that was me :D
fulfooter 4 months ago
@fulfooter you just wish it was you. fuck you.
blabberblabs1 4 months ago
leather jacket kid reminds me of chris crocker haha :)
XRockXGodessX 4 months ago
The principal is Dr Breen from Half Life 2???
CoolStoryBrosauce 4 months ago
CIRCLE CIRCLE, DOT DOT, NOW YOU GOT THE COOTIE SHOT!!!! CIRCLE, CIRCLE, SQUARE, SQUARE, NOW YOU'VE GOT THEM EVERYWHERE!!!! :D
xMusicalMelancholyx 4 months ago
@GTFOVEVO PEDO!!!!!
lucycube 4 months ago
"So uh..are we done? because i can like, get in a lot of trouble for this."
"....shut the fuck up Allan." hahahaha.
iCoverMusic12421 4 months ago 133