SEXUAL STORIES- Episode 12

[Sacredvid626]

snowball!! :D

[MrBobbyraygee]

hey eight thoughts if u use your specilist perks on mw3 will u lose your killstreaks?

[RijaHD]

@MrBobbyraygee mhm

[aliendick602]

Did ben just say hes gay lmao. Three strikes your out!

[Ananimass]

@aliendick602 *You're

SCHOOOL IS FUN!

[AnonymousNameGuy]

Jeff is so casual all of the damn time rofl.

[VvLOGiKvV]

im in tears

[Knarkboxen]

HAHAAHAHHA she rubs my fuckin forehead

[sonofacornflake]

@robokev3 ahahahahahahahahaha

[GunnerSam99]

i wonder when they are going to run out of stories....

[CatCuberOLD]

@GunnerSam99 They can't! They've had sexual experiences too many times.

[nghtkicker]

lol



[Coffeecreamable]

@GamingHupit go fuck yourself

[hamburgersteo2k10]

I'm 15 and my dick is 6". Is that good EightThoughts?

[robokev3]

@hamburgersteo2k10 no, it should be 11" at that age.

[UltimateSnowman97]

Hash hhahahahaha keep that shit up man lmfaoo

[iKaenz]

hey wheres ricky at?

[Mazorism]

"I'm the cock of gold, and I have my 2 friends with me..my testicles".

I really thought you was gonna say that

[mic7reaper]

oh dear god the last one ahahah fucking gross.

[xROGUExSKILLZx]

That's forehead....HeeHee! OMG fuckin hilarious

[MisHtaHRaBiiD]

you should make a bball video

[crmxsebaszz]

immature retarded spaz with a striker noob tuber!!!!! and retarded talk yeah nice future mate

[YoureWierdImN0t]

@crmxsebaszz trolling kid

[lDeshi]

Super High Speed Handjob.

[halofan255209]

Is it wrong that my girlfriend is 4 years older than I am?

[GGMairbornefeline]

@halofan255209 it depends are u 5 years old and shes 9 cuz that makes all the difference

[YoureWierdImN0t]

@halofan255209 its only wrong if you think its wrong. i dont think theres something wrong with having an older partner. im currently 16. my ex is currently 18.

[BloodSplatterZ]

EightThoughts, I love you!

[Hwjk1234]

Dude that last story was fucking sick! xD

[AcidOverseer]

DSB=COCK OF PLATNIUM

[spittts]

Where the fuck do you guys find these girls? All i get is virgins that want a fucking relationship and no sex...

[JezRafz]

@spittts What's wrong with that? lol I'd rather have a relationship than " getting some ". That's just me.

[jaynazpoir2911]

quickscope that pussy silvervback

[NoLiFeNationXBOX]

i love these i watched all of these hi im simplemindz= i quick scope pussy

[blueshirts08]

Simplemindz=cock of DEATH!!!!

[AKinGdom1]

Yea chicks get TSS(toxic shock syndrome) I think it's called(wife confirmed like it matters), damn #3 a fucked up story!!

[twitch681]

fucking funny guys:) made me laugh so much when Eightthoughts told his story hahahahah

[rehaminerble]

You all need to make another series but instead of sexual stories it should be drinking stories

[Sufarus]

Holy shit asshole. I was eating. That last story made me gag.

[FlyBoyKhi]

Oh that last story was fucking nasty. AHHHHHHHHHHHH

[MXGStatik]

"Dey lose da tampon up in dere" made me laugh!

[UrFavouriteGoalie]

anyone can get that in TEXAS because well its texas no other explanation, id love to c u come to canada where the sluts r 1 in 1000 where as in texas oh id say about 1 in 3

[Im1ToThe337]

@UrFavouriteGoalie Umm, how would you know if you've never been here?

[D0p30Boii2114]

@UrFavouriteGoalie canda must be a very slutty country bro kochino

[XeNiLeTaZe]

@DN64 :D 

[EightThoughts]

@DN64 You're so right dude. I haven't seen the inside of a vagina since I was born.

[AFalconPunch]

@EightThoughts Same here:(

[DN64]

@EightThoughts I guess your first time was also your last time, DUUUUDE...

[MrFisteraptor]

@DN64 Obvious troll is obvious

[DN64]

@MrFisteraptor Wasn't it obviously obvious?! LOL, meathead...

[MrFisteraptor]

@DN64 Meathead? Oh come on you can do better kiddo :D

[DN64]

@MrFisteraptor 16 year old calling other people on the internet "kiddo"... Too fuckin' funny... HAHAHA! Enough said, no really, enough... LOL!

[MrFisteraptor]

@DN64 10 year old calling other people meathead too fuckin funny AHAHAH! Good troll bro but i aint even mad try more come on reply. i just don't give a fuck or two shits

[DN64]

@MrFisteraptor I'm far older than you, SON. It's pretty obvious that I made you VERY angry otherwise you wouldn't have mentioned it. I don't give a fuck or two, wannnh waaanh, cry even more, bitch... The lesson here is don't ASSume the age of the person you are talking to because calling them kiddo makes you look like a dumbass when you are in fact much younger... Stay in school, son, you need to be educated... badly... BYE.

[MrFisteraptor]

@DN64 Bla bla bla go fuck yourself cunt

[TNTssssExplosive]

@DN64 8thoughts is married so im guessing he has sex quite alot... just sayin....

[iBlaZzeFTW]

@DN64 they are all married?? DUMBASS

[DN64]

@iBlaZzeFTW ..then I'm positive they don't get laid, Mr. Dumbass x 2...  HAHA!

[chance2win]

@iBlaZzeFTW obvious sarcasm.. rookie mistake bro

[SirrBates]

@DN64 Hahahahahahahah... sorry dude I just had to reply to you.. xD

Guess you don't know these guys?

[zahgigoth]

Haha 'I quick scope pussy' fckin immense.

[1dalyan]

the videos need to be longer its so awsom i feel a great sence of lose when its done.

[bennythebuf]

these vids need to be 20+hours longer

[StiasteR]

you do not understand how much i laughed

[MrCommanderDiablo]

@ravinghousegaming- dude your a fucking pussy. Nowadays every girl ud know in school would have sex. I don't know were u went to school or lost ur viginity but

[Minidazzler2]

1000+ likes and only 3 dislikes This shit is a record!!!

[BALLER123440]

fuck i missed it are you serious

[DynamicAllstarDuo]

whats your name? im bout to look u up

[ravenhousegaming]

ok dudes, really? getting your cock sucked at the age of 15 while on a golf cource? That is beyond the biggest bullshit I've ever heard. Seriously.... not even a 12 year old would buy that crap.

[nerdywhiteboy112]

@ravenhousegaming Well we all know you havent been around the old vag.

[ravenhousegaming]

@nerdywhiteboy112 actualy I have been around the "old" vag, cause young vag sucks.

[ffadestinyffa]

@ravenhousegaming that shit doesn't just come to ones head.

[ravenhousegaming]

@ffadestinyffa wanna bet?

[boobtube6373]

Eighthoughts your not alone I too nutted over my head & a bit on my face from a handy.

[cats1011]

Hahah I know we're your talking about in burnaby been there to watch my sisters bf play

[iAmCaK3]

Wait. Which ones episode 9 u didnt number them, you just named them.

[camrytt]

the only 3 commentators I even look forward to hearing from.

[MennoGanzeboom]

I was eating at the tampon story...

[smittyjiggerman]

You guys should look up this guy named IPwnstr4hire and see if he will be a guest on the next one because he would probobaly have some stories to add to it.

[joey32701]

I almost pissed on myself when you said you jizzed on yourself XD my gf gave me a hand job yesterday and it was the first time i busted a nut while she was giving me one. Need less to say she described it as "It felt like it through up on my arm" needless to say I laughed for 5 minutes straight.

[iTHAITANIUMi]

You need to make one of these with itzleaf!

[wiirulez123]

What. The. Hell.

[SuperAlex690]

my second fav one

[xxBMXxFORxLIFExx]

youe guys need to make another one of these 

[hamburgermiam]

telling sexuals stories while playing COD... something is wrong here....

[redsoxloverjeff]

So glad its back. My life is once again complete! 

[KungaTV]

IIIIITTTTTTS BAAAAAAACCCKKKK!!!!!!!!

[TheBulbeh]

@DarkRemiiix Thats Man Meat Show

[YHCAEL]

Fore head. Fucking clever sir.

[Gearsmeister]

YES SEXUAL STORIES IS BACK!

[ijc360]

No joke, I almost passed out from simples story. I puked and had to lay down with my feet elevated to return blood flow to my brain. I'm not joking, this just happened.

[ThexGreatxLTS]

fuckers

[foobah97]

Love the show but stop pretending these things actually happened

[acondor14]

You know, when I woke up this morning, I didn't expect that Sexual Stories would ever return. Thank you, all three of you, for proving that, with a little hope (and a lot of lube), ANYTHING is possible! Seeing this in my sub box made my day! Signed, your good buddy, Condor.

P.S. Condor tested, Condor approved!

[DestroyYourSkills]

Lol at 'throatbaby' :D

[lifeiscrap103]

8 Thoughts, the man with the cock of RAAAAAINBOWS!

[Jimmietrash]

Forehead...Ha!

[samuelfs6]

these are too awesome

[NeoDayal]

Did 6 pounds get the saying wrong with the blood and mud thing?

[TrendyKidSki]

hahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhaa­hhahaa

[Deentan]

ben will u marry me?

[aPIMPnameMOSES]

you guys could do longer podcast type kind of thing. i'd listen to that.

[Tricky0032]

8thoughts = Bruce Willis

[TheCagedTiger]

Burnaby, huh? 30 minutes from me, bro.

[HorsefeetsGaming]

Farthest I ever shot was when my legs was hanging over the edge on my twin size bed and I hit the wall behind me. Now hearing that the cock of gold was impressed by hitting himself in the face I feel like a bawes. Not that cumming far means shit lmao.

[TheRealTDawg]

why did i have to eat BK fries when the tampon story came up?!

[LongboardLord17]

I need more of these..!

[thampton15]

SIMPLEMINDZ=Cock of Death

[MrHellahardcore]

Everything was goin fine n dandy until that last story...dat shit cray!

[albanybestdrumline]

lol took a dildo nd bust a nut on own face lolol

[SH1THEAD96]

simple! yes! fuck yes! I was about to cry when he said he wouldnt do this anymore!

[DisKinected]

man, i was eating some good ass grapes while listening to this...until we got to simple mind's story...then i put that shit down.

[TheGodlyKronos]

lol Ricky probably feels left out.

[RickyChops]

@TheGodlyKronos I cried in the corner while listening to this. qq

[SH1THEAD96]

@RickyChops Y U NO DO SEXUAL STORIES RICHARD?

[SAWxVooDoo]

always these stories no matter how crazy or gross they get they always make me laugh

[1LeeroyJenkins]

he looks like Bruce Willis haha

[kps1316]

I liked this video until the black tampon comment...then I got grossed out. So I love this video, I haven't been this grossed out since the dildo in the ass story. Entertaining to say the least.

[thrashSJ]

dude show face cams!!!!

would make it so much funnier!!!

[xInsanekillx]

Simpleminds VS 8 thoughts 1 on 1 basketball game. GO!

[CtrlAItFU]

Happy birthday, Simple!

[tonyryuz]

lol forehead

[Spacetroller]

Fuckin love this series so much

[darkhors3gaming]

i nutted in my face before it fucking sucks. hahaha

[VWorld09]

7:20 best laugh ever

[DOMSKEE75]

Lmao simple should have the title "Weapon of Mass Destruction"! He literally destroys pussy

[SinShenRod]

8thoughts, what the fuck is going on with ricky's presence, Im asking you becouse last time I noticed kind of a pressure between you

[Spray4Obesity]

simple minds u made me puke man!!!! and i got a handjob at Disneyland on the haunted mansion ride so i'm pretty sure that trumps all of you

[ModifiedGamingx1]

Best Sexual Stories episode ever lmao.

[XXXSiilenceXXX]

I FEEL SICK LOL

[StRiKeRX21]

gonna love simplemindz quickscope pussy ftw

[jimyrivs2]

Can You do a live stream Eight, That would be EFFFING amazing Cock of Gold!

[theclassywhore]

Classy intro Simple!

[Jdabomb93]

LMAO! Great Story! Hey Eightthougts can you please add me on ps3? My PSN is romomentum081.

[SuaveMathis]

automatic like

[hills123ful]

this story reminds of the time my mates girlfriend was jerking me off and i shot my hot load over my head and it hit the wall behind the bed ..... good times !!

[MrJman305]

@hills123ful hahaha how the fuck were u getting ur shit jerked by ur mates gf hahaha???

[hills123ful]

@MrJman305 she was in the middle of the bed and he was on the other side , we used to spit roast her and stuff like that , classy chick !

[Luss217]

Lmfao forehead

[rscopycat]

Wheres ricky?

[ytpstalker]

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[gfxlab]

LMAO funny as always guys

[KronixBeats]

WHEN THE RIVER RUNS RED, TAKE THE DIRT TRACK INSTEAD.

[puk182]

YES IT, thank you

[bizzll23]

hey guys go check out my channel i got quad feeds quad semtex sniper feeds throwing knifs and more like so people will see

[ElectricAlpha]

The picture at the end made my day XD I'm guessing that's that crazy ADD half black carzy guy from the first sexual stories XD

[EightThoughts]

@ElectricAlpha Yes! HAHA!

[theREALROCKAFELLA]

@EightThoughts i think simplemindz gotta win for sickest story ha ha ha, great shit guys!

[Breezy2Freshv3]

@EightThoughts Where the Fuck did the Asian Sensation go?

[MrPreachingCarrot]

@EightThoughts It's good to see you guys making these videos what we all love and you love making! :D

[snutdog]

OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS SERIES MAKE MY FUCKING LIFE!!!!!!

[cjjesse]

Cock of gold i feel you. Last time i jerked it the same thing happened to me. it felt so good yet so bad since it got on my cheek.

[CanadianBaconQc]

Do a sexual stories livestream so you can put up more!!! Like this so the cawk of guuld can see!!

[Redeadify]

LOOOL that last laugh at the end by simplemindz hahahahahhaha

[ButterYerToast]

LOL. Eight, great episode as usual... BUT YOU TALK SO FUCKING FAST! HANDITARDS LIKE ME AND S1MPLE CAN'T COMPREHEND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.

[BuzzKillJacob]

Cock of blood.

[SteffeeeTheAwesome]

I threw up a little. But now Im trying to figure out how the hell you can "forget" something in your vajayjay?

[TheRussianGamer93]

I am so glad that S1MPLEMINDZ is not sad anymore :) !

[Submarin3Str33tcar]

John=Murder Cock!

[TheMisterEpic]

headshot biatch xD

[hungriestESKIMO]

John's story wreaks! Jesus that's raunchy. Hahaha

[DaComebakKid]

This i was probably your best ep. yet Mr.8T, COG...

[ctfpd09]

i quickscope pusssy liek a bawce!!!!!

[TheSpencman23]

301veiws572likes2diskes

[blaklazla123]

JOHN TELL US ABOUT THAT 1 TIME U WENT IN JAIL PLEASE. THUMBS UP SO HE CAN SEE. Capslock-_-'

[jeremylandry1]

john has a cock of blood ;]

[ImtoodrunkEDx12]

'twas a cute story.

[Hijynx87]

S1mple just couln't resist could he? =P

[southeastatx]

"Golf Head"