Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson talks about Bad Drivers

[musicandgta]

They were all dark green

[CherryBlossomRed08]

i see two things those cars have in common: front wheel drive and I'm willing to bet they were all automatics. I drove my brother's Integra Type R for 2 months and that was garbage, felt like I had someone bury their hand in my stomach and yanked out all my intestines, especially accelerating uphill. Glad I switched to an STI.

[ChrisMolyneaux93]

The only thing I think that all the cars have in common is that they all have front wheel drive.

[LOGIC42369]

so what did all the cars have in common?? besides bad drivers...

[MrMaseratiboy]

i just bought a volvo s60 t6, does that means i suck??

[TobyBallMusic]

Well, my mum has no interest in ironing - but she's pretty good at that

[cieronic]

I live in Birmingham and they drive like this all the time

[IsuruAS]

oh noooo clarkson called a Kia sportage a honda :P

[philoouw]

@IsuruAS that's what i tought !

[perfacetus]

The Volvo thing is so true. Years ago if you saw one you knew it was going to randomly ram into a wall.

Although not sure Hammond has no interest in food considering the only time I've ever seen him was in a Michelin stared restaurant.

[the06bug]

1:52 That's a KIA, Jezza... So bad driver AND bad car.

[flynmid]

DODGE Neon.....and yes it is crap

[lawlshane]

I'd ask james to direct a porn film :(

[yogibear2k10]

Is it me, or is Jeremy Clarkson the ONLY guy in Britain to have his head stuck so far up his own asshole it comes out the top again. God he is a childish idiot! I love nearly all Britains (as I am one) but this is really one Brit who should elope to Mars and get off the telly!!

[MTLbigJ]

korean cars DEFINATELY

[aymthebest]

End of this sequence :

James : Actually you say that, I think I'd direct quite a good porn film...

Jeremy : If you directed a porn film, it would beee.... You arriving at the house of the woman in the stockings going "I'm here to fix your boiler." ... And then you'd just fix it.

[boogioogigoof]

Oops I clicked the wrong button. Continuing on. Yes. That's the 6th most unsafe car in the world. I'm amazed that it isn't in 1,000,000,000,000 pieces!

[boogioogigoof]

"Anyone driving one of those, take their license away." Yes, t

[CherryBlossomRed08]

i hate cooking too, have no patience for it, just give me the damned food

[whoohaaXL]

I can't believe how fucking stupid these drivers are.....UNBELIVEABLE.

[ALIOOOOOOOH]

id ask James to direct a porn fillm i just wouldn't be near him when his doing it.

[ChrisMolyneaux93]

Hahahaha I know a friend who has a riced up Neon.

[the06bug]

Bollard v. Kia: Bollard wins!

[12coconutman]

i think my bro was in a those cars

[soberek]

The end punch line was exquisitely British. Monty Python style.

[megadriver6]

If James directs a porn film , it'll be like this:

James himself will be the star.

He is a plumber and goes to the lady's house.

Enters the house, says "hello" to the smoking hot chick, goes in the kitchen, fixes the leaking sink and leaves!

[JDPatriot]

Fucking Volkswagon drivers down here are all a bunch of assholes :(

[cragmac1000]

So true! For all the loudmouthed airheaded-ness that is Clarkson, he has got quite a good point. If you don't care about driving, you shouldn't drive!

[baldurus1]

HEY!!! I have a Chrysler Neon. D'mit!!!

[yanleeshaolin]

the common thing was women drivers... lol



[dullath]

@yanleeshaolin -oh really?????? out of the 5, i could only determine the driver's gender in 1. ass.

[DANATRINGWOOD]

iv seen all them clips b4 so knew what was gunna happen in them

[maikeru01]

I would ask James to direct a porn film. He made a half decent one on man lab about the girl in the shower and the plumber.

[graemeoliver84]

0.43 I've always thought the same, Jeremy.

[camilo94011500042]

i think the last one isnt a honda is more like a kia sportage

[deanbrickland]

''you wouldnt ask james to direct a porn film''. lol

[jeessiccaax]

Its takes skill to drive in to a gate and rollover. I have that skill

[ChristoMafesto]

@jeessiccaax The best comment so far on this video, hands down. lol

[lawlshane]

@jeessiccaax Teach me your ways, master

[jeessiccaax]

@lawlshane i shall. when you are ready young one.

[person1492]

"Here comes the Honda!" Obviously a Kia Sportage.

[limjunyong]

Hey I am a woman and I LOVE cars so I'm a good driver!!!

[MustangsCanTurnToo]

@limjunyong Would you mind having my babies?

[limjunyong]

@MustangsCanTurnToo Sorry can't have kids, probably get revoked when your are more like a guy but look like a girl, lol

[MustangsCanTurnToo]

@limjunyong Could have fun trying

[limjunyong]

@MustangsCanTurnToo lol I guess practice makes perfect

[MustangsCanTurnToo]

@limjunyong If you act more like a guy, I guess I can let you be on top every now and then :D

[limjunyong]

@MustangsCanTurnToo Lol let me...or I will force you, lol jk

[MustangsCanTurnToo]

@limjunyong <3

[limjunyong]

@MustangsCanTurnToo lol oh gosh, if girls were smart they would learn about cars to get men

[wygram]

i bet everyone likes sex however, and most people have no idea how any of it works biologically.

[DemonMakoto]

You wouldn't ask James to direct a porn film.... Look at James' face!! hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahah­a

[eaaeeeea]

Clarkson had geniunely valid logic about interests.

[aspirezakura]

I drive a Nissan Micra and I am a shocking driver...

[Hastrup081290]

They dont mention this, but that is the funny part... most women arn't interestet in driving or cars... ;)

[wildhairwarrior1]

They were all females drivers : )

[lolnumpty]

MY LIFE IS COMPLETE JEREMY CLARKSON SAID HE SAID THE T5 WAS A GOOD CAR FUCK YES, A PROUD T5-R OWNER WOOP WOOP

[quadling]

@lolnumpty

He used to own an estate one back in the 90s :)

[lawtowngirl85]

@lolnumpty i am a proud owner of a volvo 240..... with a 350 in it <3

[lolnumpty]

@lawtowngirl85 niiiice

[XTPimplik]

they were all women...

[TheFuggedaboutit]

Honda

[melvineo10]

It's a Honda , its a honda crv at the end

[Funeral4aFan]

@melvineo10 No, in fact it's not. It's a Kia Sportage (?) Well, all I know is that it's a Kia.

[lucozadebigal]

@Funeral4aFan shut the fuck up

[Funeral4aFan]

@lucozadebigal Oh, hey now. I'm just being nice. But, you will find that it IS in fact a KIA Sportage. They're very popular in Canada, so I'm used to seeing them. It's just like my neighbour has a silver Chrysler Neon exactly like the one in the video, so I recognize them well.

[quadling]

@Funeral4aFan

Did a google image search, you're right, the headlights are different.

[11igoat]

I would ask James to direct a porn film, just to see what comes out of it

[CptKookie]

Four Door Datsun 510 at 1:21 equals win! haha. I'm a big Datsun fan..

[TheThomasTT]

This is fucking funny:D

[MrRubberducky203]

I know a person on my street who bought their daughter a neon she has crashed it twice in the first month

A match made in heaven

[mj20042]

Worst car in the world? A Neon? That may have been an exaggeration, but that disappoints me. Neons are perfectly good economy cars. Better, in fact, than many European economy cars (at least for petrol cars). I must say, however, that I don't know anything about the 1.8L Euro-spec Neons. The American-spec Neons are awesome, especially the first-generation 5-speeds.

[JekHawkins]

Absolutely right!

[WoZIMoo]

Actually, I have found Hyundai drivers to be great drivers. Can't say the same for Mazda or Toyota drivers...

[toyotaprius79]

I think the wost driver would drive is, a mazda eunos 500. trust me in Ireland or in the UK every eunos 500 or zeodos 6 has a terrible dent and when i mean dent i mean a missing boot lid or door

[TheGemini8520]

i guess the balck suv is a kia sportage. why jeremy said 'here comes the honda!' ?

[bigM10231]

@TheGemini8520 its a honda

[ChristoMafesto]

Yeah , jermey Clarkson said in the video clip if you listen , that he went on the internet to complile a series of clips of people having parking accidents. these videos have been around for a very long time.

[jakenathanthompson]

isn't that a kia at the end of the video?

[TommyV246]

@jakenathanthompson Yeah, it was a KIA sportage lmao

[bigM10231]

@jakenathanthompson its a honda cr-v old

[AbdoHad90]

@bigM10231 nop .. it is a kia sportage

[songer885]

i have the full version of the video jeremy played :)

[luvmakesasubaru]

very good logic!!

[toyotasupra97]

So true!

[ChristoMafesto]

Yep :)