New iPhone Revealed! gnooze 6-10-08

[rawbryan]

Love the Gnooze! Please click my name for a new Eco Chef APP that has the best recipes ever!

[panamenian1pup]

hahahahaa that wasnt even food!!

[3giphoneuser]

hahahaha she is sooo funny haha lol i love this thingy lolololol uits jst soooo funny lolololol

[tesroz]

Shes awesome...and its funny ...she knew what slovenia is=D

[XCNinja]

go2 my profile and msg my msn name if u want to talk K

[Larryk12308]

Classic Steve Jobs

[DeadManWalking669]

dont let those fuck heads put you down

your great!!

[gen8joey]

This chick is hot.

[shayan1386]

nooo shes a spinster u know loool

[ShatterYourIndra]

Ahh! This one was awesome! I loved the European impersonations!

[Ubergruppenfuhrer]

So I understand you have never been to Europe?

[ShatterYourIndra]

No, I haven't.

Are you going to tell me that the impersonations sucked?

Because, that won't make them any less funny to me. I still loved them.

[blackbart99]

I luv your bush impersonation and the euro reaction...maybe it will all be over soon.

CLASSIC MARTA.

[captainspaulding17]

ok so let me see......Iran is bad, striking truckers who are going to lose their jobs are annoying dickheads, and we should all buy an Iphone........congratulations on selling out! :(

[emptyvid]

you are the most annoying piece of shit ever. fuck gnooze.

[Notrichardsea]

I completely agree. I dont want a new iphone anymore lol

[parsaim]

Well ... Mr empty, actually I think she is very talented and entertaining.

I admire the gnooze idea, as it can be extended impressively. They spend a lot of time for preparation. She is really experienced... she is.

[antiantiduck1987]

how do you protest the planet? in regards to oil prices

[Nic33rd]

Where did you get that prop?

As for me, I think I'll be staying away from the iPhone madness. Madness, I say.

[Udooob]

Je T'aime ;-)

How Vee Luff yore Francee

Hurry back... Vee miss u

[nicklarosa2000]

Great

[bryanadamz]

FROM: Bryan Adams Dedicated To: gnooze Here I am - this is me There's no where else on YouTube I'd rather be Here I am - it's just me and you we make fun of whoever else come this way through It's a new web - it's a new world It's alive with the beating of young hearts It's a new day - it's a new plan I've been waiting for make fun of the world Here we are - we've nothing to loose And all are funny except for gnooze Ya here we are - still goin' strong on YouTube the only place we belong

[maxpolski]

This is so cool

How you got this? HA HA HA ...

sure you are Bryan Adams ... :)

[thealmightyval]

I love the trucker impression.

[VillaMan08]

A bunch of French fishermen tried to blockade a British sailing boat in a French Harbour.......

They wont be trying that again:)

[vi67]

What do you mean they won't be trying that again?

The French fishermen, originally asking for subsidy due to high diesel fuel prices, won their consessions as a fuel rebate. Now, Sarkowsky (sp?) is concerned others will follow suit to garner rebates for fuel, ....

Looks they, and others, may be trying it sooner than you think.

[VillaMan08]

The British sailors Rammed the blockade, and set fire to one of the Fishing boats, as they made good there escape.

Fair enought the French are upset with high fuel prices.....But EVERYWHERE are up set with high fuel prices.

What has stopping poeple Leaving France got to do with it?They have jobs to do and Famaliys to Feed also, have they not?

[DookofHDP]

Deliciously snooty European trucker impression!

[vi67]

When Kucinich issued articles of impeachment against BUSH on June 9.

As the media is trying to block this...

Your talking about the IPOD instead of spreading the word?

Ok, baby doll, 10 points for good looks, but minus several million points for missing the boat.

[saturateu]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmm

[shotsoldier]

lol

nicew video

[DanPostropheL]

SO good to have you back. I missed you during the move.

The set looks exactly the same! Imagine that!

Still here -- yeah -- and still says nuke-you-ler. Go figure.

[Lockemeister]

Ps. I love it when you shoot your pistol index fingers when you do bushwhacker. 5 stars!

[Lockemeister]

Well at least with a 3G Iphone you can see exactly where you are located when you are hungry. Then you can call someone and tell them you are hungry.

[geekyvince]

yeah I think everyone has forgotten about bush and is hoping the next president doesn't screw up anywhere near as bad.

[lcc1211]

Thanks for the awesome update. Just think, only about 7 more months of the guns...

[zippyjer]

your comic timing is actually better than, um, George Hey..., um, W. Bush whose relation, Prescott, actually was the top american citizen arrested by the government for aiding the NAZI's. Look it up folks.

[Udooob]

You Sho is good !

Vee luff u !

[mayor600]

Yay Marta...You know ole' Bushy reminds me of Shooty and Bangy in the Hitch Hickers Guide to the Galaxy.

[Rocketman16]

Often you remind me of Sally Field in the movie about multiple personalities (Sybil), but I mean this in a very endearing way. You Rock MC! :)

[NorCalCorsello]

5 stars for random props!

[jmirahmadi]

it was great

[ujdo]

iPhone 2.0 $200 cheaper and faster. Sure makes the original buyers look like chumps. Is Steve Jobs going to refund all that money??? ;)

[GretchenDawntreader]

gotta feel for those "early adopters" who paid all that money for the first iphones, only to have the price suddenly drop, now there's a new iphone that's half the price and twice as fast...now they got to be feeling like chumps.

[lastnymleft]

"Hopefully it'll be over soon"

Ha!

Unfortunately, Obama will be just as bad as McCain. Worse, in fact, in that people will actually be disappointed, whereas with McCain they will at least expect it.

Ron Paul / Liberty FTW! :-)

[TheModestAgnostic]

Yeah, cause that whole universal health care thing just SUCKS!

[lastnymleft]

Right! And because any moron can vote for a candidate promising, say, $1M/annum payments to each and every person in America, why not do that?

Government can only give that which it has first taken.

And in case you hadn't noticed it, the country's basically insolvent. It is paying its bills by creating money out of thin air, inflating the monetary supply, and debasing every single USD in existence...making WORLDWIDE prices for oil, wheat, rice, etc. more expensive. UHC will make this WORSE

[TheModestAgnostic]

Oh hardly worse. Just by getting out of Iraq will save tens of billions. Beside, it is absolutely impossible for Ron Paul to be elected due to the abysmal 18th century voting system the US has lumbered itself with. Groundbreaking for the 1790's, but for the 2010's? Not so much. Still I'd love to see Ron run and distract the right wingers.

[ShamanWS6]

What about the 35 articles of Impeachment filed against Bush yesterday?

[tak178]

Meaningless, as always.

[ShamanWS6]

It certainly is not. Those articles are on the congressional record and while they may not be acted upon, they have been stated.

What's it take to impeach these assholes, anyway... could we find a chubby intern with an oral fixation and give her to Bush?

[PayPhoney]

Lovely Russian accent, and imitations! You're awesome! Keep it up!

[PeteysMusic]

The iPhone thing was great.

[mikma]

MIKMA WAS HERE

[mysticfm]

Time for the stream!

1) Hey, Bushie's pronunciation has improved.

2) We hear ya, Europe. Hopefully it WILL be over soon.

3) French Marta looked like she was about to swoon or pass out at the end there.

4) Cool prop. Just don't drop it. :)

5) I can't help myself ... that new iPhone does look pretty sweet. :)

[uberover]

ur silly

[oleg1981]

stupid beech!

[anmoose]

LMAO!! Europe's take on Bush is GREAT!!

I do think there are people who would choose an iPhone over breathing...

Moosie

[daddioux]

iFones come in original and crispy. Own em both!

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Marta,

I see your point about Bush being concerned about "the Proliferator"

I love how Europeans will strike on the drop of a beret!

Looking at the new iphone,makes me apprieciate

my Magicjack more. Must cheaper. 5 stars!

[abilityoflove]

As Romas would say: "Panem et Circensus", literally "bread and circuses", are enough to make people happy. Now days it is: bread and gadgets.

[YouWish8]

great

need i say more

[exanchorite]

You crack me up.

[vjose69]

i think i read somewhere where you can trade in your old iphone for the new if you got on the day it came out

[santiagowechsler]

hey in four out of your last five videos you've been wearing orange.

[sandyib3ll]

Spain makes the international news for a strike, even though we're more interested in the soccer Eurocup these days than anything else! And we just one against Russia!

[tjsalzman]

come on now

[getonit123]

ROFL

[2004JETTA]

lol 5/5 as always

[proffmongo]

Props to your props!!! LOL!!!

[SonomaDave1]

"...like a tuuuurrrrrrd." Totally funny!

I would love to see you do Mrs. Bushy.

[missjo5ie]

The random prop usage was amazing. I've watched the Gnooze so much I've actually begun talking like you. Sad.

[mike8494]

You are Great Marta and The Best :-) Mike

[docakh]

hilarious video. Great work!

[megamandapop]

wow only $199? at least they'll get more sales this way. I guess the next version will come in different colors and will be $50 less, and then everyone will have one..... and then we'll all die cuz it will turn out to be part of a complex genocide scheme. :(

[pornfartin]

yesterday i was thinking "geez, she looks so classy, guess no more rainbow bright"

then this. my day = made :)

[goobersayshey]

MArta Is the Greatest!

Brian IS too!

G

[lastnymleft]

Goober: Not if he's the one that's taken Marta off the market, thereby stealing our hope, he's not!

Boo! Hiss to Brian-if-he's-that-dude! :'-(

Otherwise, "Yay, Brian!" :-)

[TheDutchrocks]

great

[feanoraz]

It is so good to have you back Marta!

Who are these people who buy phones anyway? I am still paying off the last tank of gas I bought!

[EddyBergman]

Awesome. I bet Bush hasn't even heard of half the countries he is to visit.

[Fatheadious]

thx!

[ksa4sa]

hi Marta

good to see you agine!!

welcome back sweety!!

[photofu]

it's about priorities indeed, great show maddam.

[seneca67]

I enjoyed your European impressions, Very funny. :D But the looks like a turd comment was priceless. Perhaps, the old Iphones could be enshrines in solid glass for historical preservation. What was the prop? It looked like an old enigma code wheel core.

[CommentorX]

That's the difference between Europe and America. When European truckers strike, the roads close down until the truckers are ready to move. When American truckers strike, we call out SWAT, tear gas their ass and tow their trucks to auction.

Americans don't take no sheet when weez gotz to get somewhere.

[godlyfighter]

What are we going do when Bush is out of office? I'll miss the gun noises.

[Sultadashin]

where's the nuke incident in Taiwan??? I was waiting for that

[ftbotsb]

random prop obsolete? Not until someone writes an iPhone app. Davinci rules. Apple's Reality Distortion Field is at 100% and gaining market share!

[lisasimpson]

Nice turd. lol

[chimera15]

And I was like, I wish more newscasters would wear rainbow brite t-shirts when they do the news. lol

[vertigate]

Apple sucks!

[readywerx]

17 view....3rd comment...I rule ! Long live unemployment! Gnooze rulez playas !

[a1rh0rn3r]

Very glad to see you back in full swing! I love your George Bush! "comon now" XD

[vertigate]

LOL He's still here.