David Letterman - Jerry Seinfeld's Stand-Up

[mookixox]

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[quemserei]

real boring... i realy am a fan of jerry, but the stupid payed gigles in the back ruins the few good jokes....

[Kelsey7717]

I love Jerry. He is just an all around, genuine GOOD GUY. You don't find that very often in show business

[MrNutsack101]

Just another Jew made rich...

[CaptainKickAss01]

Heard This On Wale's "More About Nothing". YEEES i Found The Show i Was Looking For!! Seinfeld Rocks!

[MoldytoasterMedia]

holy shit, that's the guy from the show Seinfeld

[89Zephir]

@MoldytoasterMedia wow haha

[joejoeseattle]

1:30 GET IT OFF ME!!!

[321moro]

that's the same joke they used in curb your enthusiasm....but it's still funny...

[Jazzy4440]

Genius! Clean and smart jokes!

[AllRiseForDrEvil]

What's the deal with the obvious laugh track?

[Triciatly]

I wanna Poptart now :( lol

[nesreen237237]

You open the packet, how many were in the packet?? Two, why two ??? One is not enough , three is too many that's why :D

[viikmaqic]

American humor sucks... Swedish humor ftw, search for "Betnér @ Comedy Café London" 

[LestGroup]

They clap way to much, ruins the show

But that's just my oppinion

[werewideawake]

fucking ads



[xxyanlixx]

i don't see how he's funnier than dave chappelle. dave is 1000000000000000000 times funnier

[easylazy]

@xxyanlixx Let me guess, you're black?

[xxyanlixx]

@easylazy lol not only black people find dave chappelle funny my friend. are you a jew since you like jerry seinfield?

[easylazy]

@xxyanlixx yes actually i am a jew. u showed me!

[xxyanlixx]

@easylazy it allllllllllll makes sense why jerry seinfield is famous then, coz jews like him. but on the most general point of view, i still think chappelle is funnier

[thehornypuppy]

@xxyanlixx waaaaaaaaay differente comedy.

[xxyanlixx]

@macros117 seriously i pressed sign in to comment and here comes another commericla

[PuppetierMaster]

I was BBMing my friend and this was on had to replay it.

[inbari666]

aa.. yeah.. ahha.... i LOVE you!!~

[laughorcrytv]

i think he's literally thwe best standup of all time. he's just funny saying anything

[Kevo216666]

This is soooo fucking weak. How the hell has he got where he has?! George Carlin is not even heard of in the here in UK - which is a tragedy. He was incredible right to the end. Jerry (yes we did notice the laughter track) Seinfeld is shite.

[easylazy]

@Kevo216666 and they say people from the UK are cultured....

[djmertz]

First I load the video and I have to sit through Ben & Jerry's.

Then the video hangs so I hit reset and I have to sit through Ben & Jerry's.

Then I log in to my account to leave this comment and I have to sit through Ben & Jerry's.

Then the video is hanging again and there's no fucking chance in hell I'll sit through this Ben & Jerry's ad.

Signing off YouTube. Not buying Ben & Jerry's. Hope Seinfeld was funny.

[BelatedCommiseration]

@djmertz I hear ya buddy. It was ok funny by the way but not ' having to sit through constantly playing vaguely racist homespun Ben and Jerry advert about hard working brownies on my plantation' kind of funny. However if you had of watched the Seinfeld stand up you might have started to view pop tarts in a more favourable light....

[NY2400]

i believe his expressions account more for his funniness than his jokes

[aaronbrakefield]

if it's the full stand up, why is it in sections??

[Calc1o]

Fake laughter sucks!

[xXSN0K1ngXx]

Poptarts

[KevinFirm]

jerry's great, letterman is a democratic morone

[afarro73]

lame and not funny ...

[michfish75]

Laugh out loud funny all the time!

[trainofaaron]

Iv'e been saying that for years. The poptart is the greatest invention known to man.

[inrwizards]

never heard these bits before. good stuff :)

[1844Freddy]

Really? The premise of the pop tart joke gets an applause break?

[profilescythe]

Margaritas ante porcos, Jerry.

[anurek123]

i love the fact that he hates iphones and blackberries. lol they are annoying!

[teak43]

Holy crap this dude is still great. 

[astroboirap]

fuckin hell they laugh at everything

[danjozef]

Obvious laugh track is obvious.

[WJValente]

Seinfeld + Larry David = FUNNY

Seinfeld + Seinfeld = REDUNDANT

[Blaargghh]

I thought comedians were supposed to be funny...

[WJValente]

@Blaargghh His hay day is OVER! (I like him though)

[profilescythe]

@Blaargghh Margaritas ante porcos.

[MrMads2610]

Lol they applaud all the time well they should laugh and applaud on bigger punch lines or moments

[nic0ftime]

We can find him, he's a PENGUIN!



[loverofthemilf]

Jerry is one of the funniest guys who ever lived. He gets funnier with time.

[erimorBlackOps]

@loverofthemilf Ummm bro, hes not dead.

[Azicpok1]

Lame

[violet101]

he looks like that guy from Weeds

[nachjoa22]

0:01

[chiefsparten]

for years I never knew you could put a pop tart in a toaster. the day I finally did is possibly the best food related memory I've ever had.

[lordofwar528]

Funny but I think he's lost his touch :(

[ZeroC00L001]

@lordofwar528 wow he has not skipped a beat he is the man

[StandupComedyCenter]

The BlackBerry bit is hilarious.

[csqaurezow]

man he is old as fuck

[butterfaceee]

1 is not enough and 3 is too many ! lol

[scientificcreative]

whats with the random applauses , fake and gay

[basementkid]

@scientificcreative hater!

[Signal1956]

Ugh, I know as a Comedy Nerd this set is supposed to be great by virtue of it just being him, but I got depressed at how dated this made him feel to me. I also wonder how much of this set he worked out before hand. That being said, I think Jerry is still supremely funny, I just think this set didn't exactly go as planned, and can somebody who knows sound tell me if it's sweetened at all? Idk if they do that, but I would never put it past a tv person

[kads95]

@Signal1956 there is a lot of fake laughter

[mobspeak]

man this guy is lame.. I am waiting for something funny.. and waiting and waiting.. it never happens.. <-- that sentence is as funny as one of his punchlines.. it's just an old dude sounding like a granny complaining too much

[ClubPenguinMovies123]

he isnt funny

[mobspeak]

@ClubPenguinMovies123 I agree

[jellyyeah123]

HAHAHA.....FUNNY SHIT!Jerry Seinfeld is a legend!MUCH RESPECT!

[absurdul]

why is he not funny?

[mahavishnuxc]

@absurdul watch his show, "SEINFELD" -that's a classic in the comedy genre....but as a comedian, hes terrible.

[MrAvian11]

@mahavishnuxc He's funny to me

[ElCh3xmix]

He should replace Steve Carell on The Office

[Tr0t1]

@ElCh3xmix different humor

[ElCh3xmix]

@Tr0t1 im thinking it would be different humor either way, Seinfeld would be perfect in my opinion.

[hugeballs3000]

@ElCh3xmix  the office is beneath jerry seinfeld

[Telegram20]

@ElCh3xmix Wow, that is probably the most uninspired, worst idea I have ever heard. Did you watch seinfeld? Do you watch the office? Do you know anything about chemistry between characters? I'm not trying to slight you, but that sounds like an idea that a dumb person would have. Are you socially inept? haha get a clue man.

[ElCh3xmix]

@Telegram20 Jerry is versatile, it would be worth seeing him on the office, I could be wrong i could be right. Bottom line is I think he's perfect. We're all hearing dumb things and ideas now a days, as of right now their coming from you.

[AftComet]

@ElCh3xmix This is a brilliant idea!!!

[DANW547]

@ElCh3xmix So could one of those nodding dogs you put in the back of your car.

[bizzybone951]

@ElCh3xmix hellno fuckthat gay asss show jerry is to cool forthat

[ZeroC00L001]

@ElCh3xmix duh

[StillAware]

@ElCh3xmix That's genius.

[gt14199]

@ElCh3xmix Oh my freaking god yes!

[jaysteels]

At first I was like: "LOL"

but then

I lol'd

[soundfixrecords]

Apparently not enough, Delorian82, since YouTube reportedly lost $470 million in 2009.

[leotheloser]

:|

[bbriiannz]

Jerry's bit on the blackberry is so true, My sis got a blackberry and now half the time she's on it and ignoring me.

[joepic19]

You can see that Jerry adopted some of Larry David's mannerisms since they started working togehter.

[shakenbakeha]

meanwhile at the pop tart hideout.....

"Alright.... who the fuck told jerry Seinfeld all of our info!?"

[jayezzo]

Watch: "Protocols Elder of Zion"

[AddsMusical]

how tha fuck could 60 fucking ppl dislike this video and this guy i want a fucking answer jerry seinfeld = LEGEND !!

[calixa]

why did they have to play that stupid comedian after the ad i wanted to watch. so annoying!

[calalilygirl]

Certain people will get his humor and others will not. His humor requires some additional thought on your part to 'get it'. His humor is always appreciated by me. Some people don't have that sense of humor though.

[erl4nd0]

use adblock you nimrods!

[MechWarrior324]

My toaster has four slots, so I can cook two packages op pop-tarts at once.. Ehehe, pretty impressive right?

[namoreldnac]

he performs a satirical oration

[BananaSandwich1]

yawn, god someone ressurect george carlin

[bestofbothworlds2645]

i love 0:00 - 0:00

[amwas27]

keith urban is a fagg

[p0kerfreak]

FUCKING ADS

[Chrisbajs]

Yeah! I live in Norway. Why the fuck would I want to hear about American motorcycle insurance?

[rapshit17]

@Chrisbajs NORGE FOR FAEN!

[SOPADELICIOSA]

Wow, that's incredibly unfunny. :-) But mostly I'm baffled how five minutes can be used for anything so trivial and banal. Has he got anything on his heart at all? :-)

[WildGunman77]

I wish there were more ads on Youtube

[tmxd81]

Kelloggs needs to go back to making Grape Pop Tarts without the nasty frosting. They were the best ever, highest selling, and they quit making them long ago.

[PsychoSchuyler]

penis

[Stormbubi]

lol the laugh track is shit

[tmxd81]

@Stormbubi

It isn't a laugh track.

[Stormbubi]

@tmxd81 sure it is

[mightygamer0]

they coulda done a better laugh track.

[LastHipWhiteGuy]

Not funny then, not funny now.

[TheCardsfan77]

So if u say that Jerry isn't that funny, your comment will not be showed? Now i know how Stern felt all those years battling the FCC.

[andy18401]

Is it just me, or is there anyone else out there who agrees:

Seinfied is neither puny, or funny? --- please comment. Be nice.

[gregliples]

I do love pop tarts.

[lukaskaetano]

FUCKING COMERCIALS

[mychemicalawesomness]

like if you used to go to youtube to avoid comercials now their full of them....straight BULL SHIT

[CityofAngelsAGC]

fake laughs....lol....wow jerry's stand-up has gone down....hasn't it?...

[ehabq]

haha thumbs up for the fake laughs lol

[JDev82]

all i heard was "ya know when you're lighting a huge pile of money on fire, for display purposes, of course, and all of a sudden, you realize..... blah blah blah"

[Ewarlight]

thiiis iiiiis noooot fuuuuunyyyyyy iiiiittttt iiiiiissss boooooriiiingg. wtf this ashole irritates me.

[Gumbypotty]

Why are people paying to see this guy? He's boring as hell.

[MrJapaneseboy1111]

@Gumbypotty you need to have a min IQ of 130 to enjoy it !

[Gumbypotty]

@MrJapaneseboy1111 My IQ is above 130. I did the Mensa test (but decided not to join) No, it's a matter of taste. I don't find Seinfelds stand up acts funny. His tv-series was better.

[calalilygirl]

@Gumbypotty They have always been extremely funny. This is still funny but not as sharp as in the past. George really made that show.

[Rallestudio]

Whatafuck is this?! He's funny but fakelaugh?

[TotalVikingPower]

he could fart and ppl would still clap... He is not THAT funny !

[FugeelaWibe]

First of all, i LOVE seinfeld, have all the seasons and still watch them with delight...

But i cant get out of my head, most of the jokes he made on the tonight show, they were over 10 years old... and back in the day, they also came out of his mouth..

Like the smart phone bit, he did the exagt same wit the cordless phone...

jerry seinfeld WAS great but hes out of material...

But i still love him, if only he got back to the standup buisness he would get back on top in no time im sure...

[CosmoKramer95]

Jerry's still a genius. Wish I could see him perform at the O2 arena in june...

[Cubarted]

he's overselling it but it's a bit funny.

[Nuny26feature]

wale had him in his song lol

[u140550]

classic stuff

[ytzuigt]

People should make it clear to these companies that these ads don't make you want to buy the product; they make you hate the brand.

[Dahead2head514]

...this pop tart act was in his shoe at ceasars a couple days ago...

[ivanzuc]

lmao this jew fuck is going bald,, u go bitch lets see how far you go when you are bald lmao

[dmjdmj]

@ivanzuc Larry David managed pretty pretty pretty well

[freedomland11]

@ivanzuc usually that happens when your 50 and older retard...are you gonna say "this jew fuck is looking older..lets see how far u get when you get older"....Damn!!!

[germino777]

you know whats the best part?

when the ad freezes and you cant watch the fucking video cause google wants to make money

[ammerocks]

I love this man. So much. He speaks to my soul. Especially when he's mocking blackberry owners. I just can't believe he never brought up the obvious question of why in the hell is it called a blackberry?!

[8jsimone]

he would be an awesome uncle

[vict0r1ous]

he really likes pop tarts

[ConsoleWarSucks]

What the fuck?!?!?The first time i've seen an ad on a youtube vid.This sucks!!

[ANNABECKDK]

I waited 5:01 to hear Jerry say "Who are these people!?"

I am disappoint

[azr786]

he just aint funny - george carlins standup runs right over this guy anyday!

[TheAzorrezShow]

0:01

[timolampe]

I don't see ads...

[Slangebarnet]

Fuck, the ads are annoying!

[ManofChaos]

why do u all care so much about these ads? There like 30 seconds, its not like any of you have anywhere to me, ur all watching youtube. Get over it and have some damn patience.

[mythrilite]

@ManofChaos

When you're watching videos that are only 1 or 2 minutes, watching 30 second commercials becomes very fucking bothersome. The reason I don't watch TV is because of commercials. Now I have to see commercials while using the internet. Understand?

[MrYungFatal]

Why does it seem like the ADS are getting longer?

[tristanlovescomics]

ugh i hate the ad, but the comedy rocked!

[Jdilanch1987]

It's lovely when you have a bad internet connection and the ads fuck up your video...

[themaher974]

wheres the add to show me where to buy the rope to hang myself

[avatarcody1]

I love how the Columbis clothing logo is basically a fat swastika

[TheCoolMardigan]

DUR WE BOOK A FLIGHT WITH CHASE DUR *STUPID JOKE* *CHEEZY LAUGH* DUR I LOVE CHASE CARD * DUR* DA(OJ@(*%

[Roadball]

That a company like CBS needs to put ads on YouTube. How much more money do they need?

[kraftyrevolution]

@Roadball its no cbs who put up the ads, is google itself , they get the money

[cupexxx]

The time it takes to load up the ad is ridiculous! Fkin ADDS!!!

[theotherwtemeat]

0:01

[lovely212ify]

he is right blackberry people are annoying as hell they look like they have a disease or somthing ,anyway keep going jerry

[TheNineinchsnails]

why is ther even a pause button for the ads does google actually think we are like awwh i gotta take a shit but atleast i can pause this ad

[livingisaight]

@TheNineinchsnails thats some stand up comedy right there

[TheNineinchsnails]

@livingisaight thx

[0Mexicola0]

@TheNineinchsnails just use ad block plus with firefox and youve got no more ads.

[TheNineinchsnails]

@0Mexicola0 it works for most videos but not vevo and such.

[0Mexicola0]

@TheNineinchsnails it works just fine for me.