The Gentlemen's Rant: Fast Food

[jo05151987]

Oh Canada

Tim Hortons covers our land!

McDonalds wants to put you out of business,

But there's no way they ever can!

Roll up the rim will always win over that silly monopoly man,

And free small coffee for a week from Mikki D's doesn't have a chance to stand!

haha, just made this up now, I should take this further and make it a video! for 50 thumbs up i'll do it!!!! :)

[MoralKnowledge]

Tim Hortons is Canadian.... There's no joke there.

[MarksVacationTips]

WOW... But, Hey Being That I'm A Vacation Consultant, I've been to places in

[funnyGuy08]

i live in hamilton ontario canada, and tim hortons is the onlyfast food restaurant that people will go in a 20 person line up, to buy a coffee and a donought, and there are LITERALLY tim hortons on EVERY SINGLE main street, i think its almost impossible to drive 10 mins without going by a tim hortons, the fact he insulted tim hortons makes me want to stab him in the vagina, but i love u guys, like alot, im straight and id fuck all of u in the ass, even the nigger... i mean slave..

[Bk4334]

@funnyGuy08 its a Canadian thing... I live in a small town in Northern Ontario and we have 5 Tim Hortons

[UncleSamProduction]

Then say hello to the Triple Baconator.

[MegaWalshe]

Pizza hut(stupid auto correct)

[MegaWalshe]

I like pizza but, and mcgriddles

[Zioni21]

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[Citvie]

@LittleMan459

Not sure if trolling or dead serious.

[SolomonSkywalker]

is it wrong that I'm hungry now?

[TheADAM445]

YOU GUYS ARE THE KINGS OF YOUTUBE!

[kevfanful]

wtf where is star bucks

[Popeye265]

I work at subway, and some of the customers i get, come in talking about eating healthy then get a double meat extra cheese chicken bacon ranch, btw the chicken bacon ranch already has double cheese so they want 4x the cheese. Then get hardly any vegetables on it, drench it in ranch, oil, vinegar, and salt, substitute the chips for cookies, and get a larger drink, diet of course because they're trying to lose weight. I honestly have to hold back on going off on these people.

[polostick101]

HAHAHA, i gotta use the baconator joke at work (i work at a wendys...btw, i'm a vegetarian after working there)

[Guy132]

DOMINOES ARE AMAZING NOW

[Italyrock9]

hey, i make that footlong out of love for you, non-ginger.

[starscreamer20]

I work at Subway and some of the sandwiches people order are fucking disgusting! I got a order for a 6 inch double meat Spicy Italian ( that is 10 pieces of Salami and Pepperoni each) with double cheese, bacon, onions, drenched in mayonnaise, chipoltle southwest sauce, and topped with enough salt to make a 110 lb girl suffer a heart attack. All I could think about was " Since when the fuck can whales walk?"

[gamehelpkidallgrown]

@starscreamer20 SINCE LAST THURSDAY THEY DID A NEWSCAST ON IT.

[MrClickity]

Not gonna lie, the baconator is pretty amazing at 3am after last call.

[mikemessina10]

1:47 best joke ive ever heard hahahahaha

[Thatkid12321]

i love the fucking mcgangbangs, plain mcdouble with a plain mcchicken in between the patties

[storrsy123123]

I look to my right, and i see a pizza hut advert..

[kingness701]

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[TheUNCC23]

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[230rida]

im with the fat guy in the last scene. there shit but they taste SOOOOO good

[combatantlife]

@230rida or maybe he just agrees about the type of people who buys them.

[M3dina7]

Why does the same white dude always start the video

[N00b1n4T0R64]

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[SMonkeyTvProducer]

@N00b1n4T0R64 OH So thats what there called ( indigenous idiots) Thank you N00b :)

[002sprinkles]

omg thats sooo true i recently started eating subway a lot and i gained weight ! and i thought i was making a healthy choice :/

[LittleMann459]

you see it is healthy because its "DIET" coke

[MrSourkrause]

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[AxiomofDiscord]

I gained so much weight when I worked at Subway. Lost weight working at Arby's what is the different ... I like Subway and can keep it down every time.

[GB016768]

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[youelad]

this one wasn't good

[Wadusher]

@youelad Neither was your comment.

[TheEmoPoet]

I feel like I'm the only woman who watches these and is extremely attracted to John.

[firstalice1]

next rant: Farmville



[kodatheoutcast]

Tim Hortens is Canadian

[smally809]

1:01 Arnold

1:05 Rocky

[mystic0608]

I left this vid after the dumb mcdonalds joke the black guy said

[Ghoma64]

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[darkdudironaji]

I had a McRib...that thing is gross. Who the fuck puts pickles on ribs?

[Jshalala18]

The problem with this video is you cant have a fat white guy and a fat black guy talking about fast food when you know damn well this how they got like that.

[artsychique]

John=HOT

[xboxsucksgoplayps3]

war,presidents

[darkcylander]

the two top comments are narutards? you've got to be kidding me

[darkcylander]

baconators are disgusting

[MovieCaliber]

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[iLOVEtheTWINS80]

Ba da ba ba da your about to be sick!!!! Hahahaha I just started laughing, then crying!!!!!

[taserking1]

Pizzahut is really good, WHEN YOU WANT PIZZAHUT!

[Styx1992]

Online Gaming?

[goomba25]

If you think Pizza Hut is bad, try dorm pizza on a Saturday night.

[Loren1057]

TELL EM GENTS! you should do a segment on playing video games.

[Cheungy95]

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[HouYaoHuang]

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[ablegrim]

Why didn't they bring up how all fast food commercials ( I mean ALL fast food commercials) advertises their product as an edible work of art, but they sell it with half the ingredients missing and looking like they scrubbed the counters with it.

[CyakFul]

@ablegrim it's kind of ironic since fast food places are filled with art students.

[G1NZOU]

@ablegrim Especially the Big Mac, the only Mac I've ever seen that looks like the pictures is in Chinatown NY.

[G1NZOU]

@ablegrim Every other one I've seen looks like they sat on it first.

[xXGreyWolf]

I dont know WTF the black guy was talking about burger king like that for, there the only fast food chain that still make a descent burger.

[DGF2099]

Did anyone else besides me read that story, I think it was in Australia, where a woman flipped out over her order getting screwed up, and the order included a baconator with no bacon?

[heidiroseross]

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[mackattack7309]

They didn't slam Whataburger SCOREBOARD

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[10GaugeManiac]

filler meat!

[HaiRuKiDeSu]

Travon's version of 'I'm lovin' it' made me fucking LOL! hahaha

[caddieblues413]

Cheese.

[Thedrizzle404]

i love subway, i just cant afford to spend $8 on a sandwich, and $3 more if i want a 1/3 can of coke and fun size bag of chips.

[xXGreyWolf]

I don't know what the fuck that guy was talking about burger king

[mariaxenac]

LOL

[cheerios4canaries]

Popeyes is the SHIT.

[milftastic123]

is this supposed to be funny

[Gackra]

@milftastic123 Why yes good sir.

[kmofoshomyho]

mcgriddles are fucking delicious.

[Davethe3rd]

Fuck you, the Baconator is AWESOME! I can't eat any more because it'll kill me, but IT IS AWESOME!

[helllajennifer]

badabababa im gonna be sick

[Naruto3913]

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[moriad02]

If you've ever eaten a McRib, then your probably the type of person who thinks it's completly ok to eat a McRib. Best quote of the video. O and go Tim Horton's.

[RitzDaCracker1]

I normally like their videos but this ones dumb. Every restaraunt they named is amazing haha

[swords9023]

I've had Tim Hortons, and maybe it was just that particular one, but their doughnuts were stale and gross, and their coffee tasted like barbecued horse anus.

[puffdaddybaby]

Slags

[needforrandom]

Tim Hortons is candian... looks to the right, there's a Tim Hortons ad......

[ghrpdx]

That grimace @ 1:35 got me rofling! Carl's Jr. rocks, btw!

[Slipknotfan2100]

hes right about subway, i got food poisioning from that shit

[XtremeGamingVideo]

1.41 so funny actually burst out laughing

[TheWutangmaster]

WHAT-A-BURGER.

[InnOut500]

obviously no one went to In-n-Out

[MrLoCo21100]

McGrittles's + McRibb's = WINNING

[chesterchow1]

mmmmmm McGriddles

[KidCoolio]

woaah there buddy. Tim Hortons is a successful business. It pretty much put Red Robin out of business, and is sure as hell better than Starbucks.

P.S.

Ice caps are the most amazing things ever.

[dreamcrafter888]

the pop up commertians on these rants are getting better every time... This time it was a fast-food place!!!

[TheCraich]

ba ba ba ba ba, I'm shovin' it.

[littlehoff21]

haha i work at subway!

[jeremykscott]

No In and Out Burger? What, is it some sort of fucking religion for you West Coasties? A double double! THEIR TOO FUCKING FAT TO COGNATE THE WORD QUADRUPLE!

[Ganrlyn]

TIMMMEEEEHHHHHHHHZZZZZZZZZZZZZ­!!!!!!!

[RisingDeathAngel]

Hey, Timmies is awesome. Back off.

[DUCKY3654]

i hear a faint beeping noise, spent 20 seconds looking for it.

[JGUYM]

Tim Hortons isn't even Canadian anymore lol. Plus the states do have Timmies, fucking tard.

[GettingHyphy]

@JGUYM there are still more tim hortons in one province in canada than there are in all of the states

[SheerSniper7]

1:28 if you meant papa johns, just say papa johns

[smartcarrollerskates]

ive lived in america my whole life, and i still have no problem saying tim hortons is the tits

[LadyCrescentious]

.............i still love subways ;D

[xfriedeyedx]

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[metaitachi]

If Canadian fast food is a joke, what is american fast food (because of lax food standards, mcdonalds burgers are literally made from a pink paste with windshield cleaner in it)?

[metaitachi]

Tim Hortons is the reason i get up in the morning.

[neo131x]

@metaitachi Wat?

[MasterKeaney]

@metaitachi You Work there?

[metaitachi]

@MasterKeaney No, but it sure is delicious.

[dogeatgiraffandvv]

@metaitachi thats unfortunate

[11dayandnight]

1:00-1:10 hahahahahahahahahahahaaa

[xoScreamToBeHeardxo]

There is nothing wrong with my Timmies. <3

[anotherwaterfrog]

fuck yeah time hortons is the best.

[nowwatchingyou]

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[kaldar557]

I'm pretty sure Tim Hortons is actually owned by both Canadians and americans as it shows up in both the TSX and NYSE. Actually before the IPO it was purely american owned.

[icup728]

HAHAHA HE WAS TALKING SHIT ABOUT PIZZA HUT, WHEN THERES AN ADD FOR IT RIGHT NEXT TO THE VID >.<!

[McCain514]

Yk ? here in MTL timmies got tips. Mcdo GOT NONE

[UltimegaSeven]

"Tim Hortons is Canadian"

You all laughed. You know it.

[FIREDOGG999]

didn't Arnie have heart surgery a few years back?

[Stalkh3r]

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[arachnid44]

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[KidCoolio]

Annnnnnnnd to the right, I see a Tim Hortons commercial.

[Kwenami]

1:42 LMFAO

[CFrostyTheSnowman]

I'm glad he ate the sandwiches. Even though I haven't eaten either of them I probably would at least take a bite and I was feeling pretty garbage.

[jmbbala]

When I'm tired, I just watch your videos and fall asleep.

[TheViolinistHamel]

haha subway isn't bad if you order there properly.

[TheBearrish]

@TheViolinistHamel If it was good I don't think you'd have to "order there properly"

[nolanmac11]

Is it wrong that I got a Tim Horton's ad?

[kkhardoo]

Worst Terminator voice. Ever.

[PseudoSarcasm]

Huge ass = huge comfortable ass, I don't know what these guys are on about.

[Maomowable]

HAHAHAHA There is a McDonalds ad right next to this Video as I watch it!!

[yphil29]

Tim Hortons is the shit

[Luigiwoot]

@yphil29 You accidentally put a "the" in there...

[apaquette117]

@yphil29 no... tim horton sucks. at least in america it does

[870MH]

@apaquette117 tim hortons sucks here in canada too. i'm canadian so i'm "supposed" to like it lol but i don't..

[spanx93]

@apaquette117 try it in canada and you will love it. I promise

[TheXJthatCould]

mc rib sounds so bomb right now...

[Mightytiger123]

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[ilya1006]

I'll be back :D 0:49



[Evan42881]

I'm about to eat a baconator :D

[AlexanderMazarakis]

the baconator is actually reallly small now

[theeflea3]

John, a Terminator impression is literally never funny. In any situation. I actually felt a little sorry for you as I watched that part.

[playsbba018]

That Arnold accent really faded towards the end there

[Xgenmasterette]

walmart

tis all

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[jeramy12141]

I was gonna be pissed if he diddn't eat that :D STOP TALKING ABOUT SOPA YOU FUCKTARDS!!!

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[munkybudy27]

As of this moment, I have officially watched EVERY Gentlemen's Rant.

[munkybudy27]

I f-ing LOOOOVE Pizza Rut. -.-

[quechato]

Parapapapa I´m gonna bee sick! XD

[MaddieBishop]

awww i accually do like pizza hut, never been to taco bell (i live in the UK there are pretty much none here) but my aunt got a staple in her burger of something and it got stuck in her throat and she needed surgery and all sorts

[jackeroosundown]

IN-N-OUT FTW. best fast food out there. California ftw xD

[ApexxRap]

mcgriddle.....blaghhhh

[dukedase7]

PIZZA HUT IS THE BEST!!!

[TheRBaral]

Life time supply of celery... HELL YEAH!

[InsideDating]

I enjoyed fast food yesterday. Today, I regret that.

[BJNeutral]

thank god germany has health regulations that make those "things" they sell a little less dangerous

[xJubJub20x]

bitches have NOT been to nandos

[incrediblejay69]

badapapa im getting sick lol 

[MrMossypoo]

religion

[xXOrangutanXx]

Don't diss Timmies... you Americans are just jealous that we have it and you're stuck with Starbucks.

@xXOrangutanXx If by Timmies you mean Tim Hortons? then yes we do do have it. In fact I have one two blocks from my apartment. Also I agree Tim Hortons> Starbucks anyday