Mortal Kombat 9: Story Mode Chapter 2 "Sonya Blade"

[KaotiCNightZ]

Your head is all broken

[TheOtherGoats]

Sly is being very vulgar.

[jakeofalltrades93]

@TheOtherGoats This is a game where there are skinned corpses hanging on meat hooks in a torture chamber...and you're worried about sly being vulgar

[TheOtherGoats]

@jakeofalltrades93 Well OK your correct.

[The6teenrules]

why would you fight a god... he's like.... a god?

[meko750]

bad joke, i didnt know i was watching @chuggaaconroy

[snorri1996]

couldn´t breathe cus I laughed so hard when he was like whepee... 03:45

[jldk6]

DOUBLE KILL



[slipkornanime2]

at 9:50 it was straight up MLG

[chus23m]

your mother is a prostitute hahaha so fuckin funny!!!

[kayne123ful]

@TheDragonballz10 Woah

[GH3TT0SPARTAN]

Sly: Why would you fight a god, hes like......... a god.

Me: Loling

[TheAlbinoplatypus23]

8:20 Lol

Sly: Ahhh!!!

[bludgerable]

weeeeeee! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[JustinBieberFan3496]

Lmao what is up homie with the spanish for Sonya!!!

[fangel34]

sly add me on xboxlive HOMIE KNIGHT2

[MrANAKAIN]

lol when u fought raiden as sonya i thought that u were raiden cuz he's pretty stronger than sonya

[grouseydaryl]

Going to watch another version. The guys excitement is annoying.

[Tannza17]

14:18 ubercharge?

[sweetsacrifice5]

Is this easy level?

[sweetsacrifice5]

Is this on easy?

[NazoIsABaka]

*Kano lands his X-Ray.

"OH NO!!"

*shank!*

"AUGHHH MY LEG"

*shank!*

"AUGH MY OTHA LAAUG"

*KRAK!*

"AUGHH MAH FOREHEA..."

priceless

[200Vitor200]

6:09 I fight bitches? KKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[atowy7]

*sigh* back when Seamus just joined le Creatures.

[tatustev]

SUCK MY MANLY VAGINA XD

[tatustev]

why dont you do any Kisses????

[firephantomdeathgod]

lol boy in the begining goes super sayin

[evalds42]

3:22 wrong religion

[MegaAwsometron]

your fighting shitty because your fighting freakin raiden

[viewer123abc]

@flarn3boy if your doing arrow to the knee jokes you go take a scrotum to the chin

[10chrisben]

SHUT YOU FUCKING FACE GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!!

[flarn3boy]

Guard: i took an arrow to the knee

Sonya: i took two knives in each of them

[JDubbsStudios]

Sly: He's a god. JESUS!

Me: >:F FFFFFFFF-----FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­U

[littlebunse5]

"You aided her escape."

"You allowed them to escape."

"Your mothers a prostitute."

"You have herpies."

*Walks away*

[FPSPerson]

He sounds a bit like lui kang.

[TheMitch433]

Jesus...i mean Raiden 

[TheDragonballz10]

Sly:shes solid solid snake.

Me:She makes my snake solid ;)

[MyZelda5]

wich song is that anyway i like that song

[meko750]

9:50 if that wasnt mlg, i dont know what is.

[goranthebiker1]

I love your laugh (NO Homo)

[cokeboy994]

there is an '' i love boobies bracelet

[ShadyFro8]

WEEEEEEEEE

[Timeburnerz]

WEEE WEEE (ITALIAN/SPANISH RABBLE) FUCK YOUR FACE TELL ME ABT YR LIFE

[reidman99012]

8:57

... Was that supposed to be Nyan Cat? If so, it's 'NYAN' not 'Meow'

[jesperj9393]

i love the WEE :D

[Mrcgar2121]

stop touching my breasteses my breasteses are aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!

[MultiNewgrounds]

WHAT THE BROOWWWNN

D:<

[krawzershadow1]

stop weeing xD

[Manofblue74]

Soyona is HOT!!

[tgif884]

pause at 2:50 and tel;l me if u think that guy is getting turned on

[tgif884]

at 1:20 he made antoher bad joke and didnt even realize it

[diagla1888]

may i ask how big a is A in boob size or if there isnt a A in boob size wats the bigest boob size im confused???

[FluroNikkie]

@diagla1888 'A' is the smallest. 'Double D' + are the largest sizes. Letters and Boobs = Bra size.

[tgif884]

@FluroNikkie really? better letters = smaller

[timmy5671]

i love how sub zeo just stands up after he got kicked in the face 10 times then his face got slammed into the groun lol

[xXNinjakilaXx1]

9:00 MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW !!!!

[One1Shinobi]

You sound like lordt tourette from Dick Figures

[SpunkyWice]

Hahaha "You aided in their escape"

"You allowed them to escape"

"Your mother's a prostitute"

I rofled!

[Amyrose5000]

You better be sayin sorry. but i admit I want sonya's boobs :(

[420kelseydawn]

9:00 meow meow meow meow meow

[ninjast4r]

How annoying.

[firebow82]

i love how at the start of the video sly sez that all the girls in this game are a C and up, and johnny cage's face is like...."i approve" ;)

[ThatOneDudeFromThere]

WEEEEEEE!!!! love this dudes commentaries

[infernape667]

Tom: Hey Bill, can I have the last Dorito

Bill: Why should I give you the last one bitch

Tom: Alright you Bastard it's on!!

ROUND 1, Fight

[darf2478]

holy shit slyfox is annoying



[drummer25664]

STFU! and let us watch the video,, Damn , your annoying!

[TheSuperawsome64]

@drummer25664 then go watch a nothre video dumbass

[TheRoby137]

just keep saying random things...

[ixmrmuffinsxi]

lo weee!!! weeeheee!!

[ffttyfddf]

at 3:22 its raiden not jesus

[pimpman896]

Me and my friend were playing Mortal Kombat then he won and this happend

Me: Fuck you ya cheater.

Friend: Then tell me Bitch, how am I a cheater?

Me: ... You just are Okay.

Friend: Oh yeah, IT IS ON!!!

Round 1, FIGHT!!!

[chriswafflezs]

the whole episode

[chriswafflezs]

he must have been looking at her boobs the episode

[AquoFreako]

SUCK. MY. VAGINA,I lold

[monkeycyborgninja]

did any one else here sub-zero say hadoken at 1:47?

[BeenieBomb]

@monkeycyborgninja That doesn't soun ANYTHING like hadoken!

[TheSs4gogetaultimate]

wheres the words u motherfucker im deaf!!!!!!!!!!

[xKeepTheFaithx]

Damn. Sonya is badass.

[callofdutykilla22]

Ur beast lol n funny add me I'm lordpope20

[isaiahlee33]

Lol first think you do is the Kiss

[iamadonutface]

It's SONYA (SOWN-YHA) Not SONYA (SAHN-YHA)

[BigBrotherWii]

"Stop touching my BREASTESES!"

[kdepina88]

hes really loud



[09up]

Why would you fight a god, he's like...... A god...

[wDoggy63w]

He says the most random things during x-rays

[punisher934]

His response at 10:36 is priceless

[Ultimatzeldafan1]

21 girls are offended by your taste of certain boobies

[diegopabst]

14:06

INFAMOUS 2

PULSE HEAL GO

[ninjahia]

you are having waaay to much fun

[KokomoOReily]

seems like sly giggles over sonya more than he does real girls..... and thats saying somthing

[thunderstrike534]

when she said youre coming with me i was like no im just cumming

[RhinestoneEyes97]

I just can't get over how cute Sly's laugh is. X3

[ConnorJP728]

I just became a homie :D

[perdedoronline]

9:38, DAMN!

[OvExX]

you wouldnt just shut the hell up.. wouldn't you?.. Hell of a video.. too bad i can't turn commentaries off...

[pptt556677]

Sonyas a LESBIAN!!!!

[ColonelR145]

Jade is the green lantern's wife :D

[ratchets1000]

I could imagine Johnny Cage saying this: "hey look the green stripper brought her won pole"

[omgnette]

i like how ppl agree to help other random ppl they just met u guys gonna die so help me out so they are like kay...

[hayabusa117239]

20 people have herpes

[MrFrostingbutt]

spoiler sub zero turns into a robot

[VNooner59]

@MrFrostingbutt Spoler snape kills dumbledor!?!

[MrFrostingbutt]

@VNooner59 haha aries dies... oh yeah spoiler by the way

[MrCreatingFuture]

@MrFrostingbutt THANKS FOR THAT, THAT WASN'T A BIG SPOILER AT ALL.

Wait, why did i even READ It in the first place.

Fuck.

[noasass1]

boobies ftw

[husseindss]

lol, i didn't know you could continue an x ray to to both team members

[CoDFool45]

at 3:47 wee wee wee wee wee weee wee weeeeeeeee

[danaisawsome45]

Has anyone noticed at 4:49 Goro isn't sitting in his Chair?

[Linksaint98]

@danaisawsome45 he had to go take a dump

[buybuck]

Suck my vagina!!! Man.... U rule!!!)))))))))))

[xxxCuteAmuxxx]

WHEN YA SEE A JAX YA GOTTA HIT HIM WITH A SHOVEL :L

[smoshfan10]

what'chu know 'bout Sonya Blade?

[TheANTZ456]

20 people are girls that have a B or lower

[RyanDub3]

mortal combat has the best cat fights

[Goinbefskie]

she has got crackin' boobs!

[Zombiebagger27]

God damn these guys would fight over half of a fucking peanut if they could!

[cardwellbrad]

"AAhhh fuck you in the face!" lmao

[loxarify]

jesus! :O

or uhm i mean raiden

[FryingPanNinja52]

@loxarify raiden!? whats going on?! raiden!? RAAAIDDEEEEN!

[TheTbird531]

WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

[Treters09]

Sonya/subzero!!!!



[JustLivinMyLifes]

i luv it when ur wining your like "omg im so epic"

but when ur losing u start shouting "cheater! hes cheating!"

makes me laugh :D

[zachsims520]

i hate how you dont get to roam around...it fucking sucks

[TehJuggalo93]

DAMN dude sub zero! now that is an ENTRANCE! XD

[masterelit7]

Awesome intro

[jevimetal13]

OH GOD YOU'RE SO FREAKING HILARIOUS WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[tonydani64]

HAHAHAHAHHA i love to hear sly squeal at video games so funny

[TheXabinator3000]

my favorite part was at 13:39 - 13:43 epic!

[dekelmx]

1:53 laughed so hard

[MrIrishboys]

19 dislikes are girls.

[silhololo]

Stop talking, fuck...

[VeigaRapeS]

Everyone is itching to fight in the world of Mortal Kombat

Guy #1: Hey sorry to interrupt good sir, but do you know the directions for the nearest road stop?

Guy #2: I'll give you directions, TO HELL!!

ROUND 1, FIGHT!!

[schwanert]

@VeigaRapeS its like that happened in real life. lol

[JCloth431]

You could touch my boobies slyfox... If i was a girl...

[matthewrocksso]

@JCloth431 XD

[creepydarktwilicht]

@JCloth431 he can still do that

[IndigoVideoPal]

@JCloth431 He can touch mine ._. I'm no girl...



[DynamiteBonez]

@JCloth431 WFT IS WRONG WITH YOU

[XSASMrKiiLcAMz]

@JCloth431 h if i was a girl that would be great

[cramer91]

@JCloth431 Im a guy too... but... He can still touch mine.

[EighthBall8]

@JCloth431 wow you areweird!

[JCloth431]

@EighthBall8 It's called a joke son.

[MrTigersClaw]

lol i like it when u say weee! slyfox

[AlienXCherie]

Omg, your "weeeee" makes the video for me. And i guess I feel a bit girl- powerish, but i was also holding my breath for the Kitana/ Jade fight. Dude youvare BOSS

[artux28]

I laguhed so hard watching this :D:D:D

[BizV1]

It seems like as if everyone in this game is so touchy.

"Hey Sonya, not really a fan of those shoes."

"You want some of me?!?"

FIGHT!

[GorillaBorg]

@BizV1 She's just constantly riding the cotton pony.

[Gamebreakadroid]

Why doesnt jax use his super strength to break the bars lol

[pokemonfan118]

intro is so bad ass :D

[PAREDAS]

Umm... is it bad that I got a Boner?

[BC3602]

@PAREDAS no

[ZammyStar]

FRIDAY,FRIDAY GOTTA WATCH SLY ON FRIDAAY!

[Mrwolfie71]

OMG You are so fucking good at this game!

[BlakeWBallard]

Hey sly, can you turn on the in game subtitles because I keep trying to listen to them talk in cut scenes but you're always talking. but its funny what you say so dont stop with that

[dracoassassin]

7:09 huge fail lol

[AGamersChanceYT]

OH NO

AAARGH MY LEG......

...AAAARGH MY OTHER LEG!!!

AAAARRGH MY FACE

[TheCamaraRandom]

Hablas bien el español (:

[A2Ztigers]

GIRL BRUTALITY GIRL BRUTALITY!

[kanex671]

epic montage of laughing screaming boobs.........this makes a great movie

[TT13er]

dude what the f u sound like a littel girl kinda. i still love your videos

<3

( :

[daniil200]

I <3 how exited sly gets when hes owning someone xD

[Cuzzys2nd]

I absolutely love your squeals of delight in the first match, lols. XD

[GillytheKid7]

Great observation about the chicks in the game.

[melkjedrink]

look at sonyas boobs also look at them when sonya is fighting they shake like they are jelly!!!!!!

[Schizmpsycho]

@melkjedrink

no bra under that vest, dude.

[drummer25664]

STFU you dweeb! Don't some gay dude narrating.

[MrNomNomFul]

Sonya blade bitch slap : apply directly to the motherfucking forehead

[xXxCookieGamingxXx]

Suck - My - Wait WHAT?

[skullpile666]

suck my vagina



[DaBearz234]

4:21 kamehameha :)

[DaBearz234]

WEEEE