Alt Text 20: The Story of Santa Claus

[178tombyther95]

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[maxpower1232]

Santa actually became red because of Coca-Cola marketing campaigns.

[x0myspace0x]

Lol santologyst.

[gelollion]

fuCk., ., .

[ASKIAOTA]

True and false

[carlylove221]

great job but is this fake

[adrielrangel]

great, but I think it's funnier when Lore's in front

[glychn]

How does one specialize in "Santology?"

[Toddgpoole]

You have to have at least four ranks in Christmas Lore.

[veandr]

You also get a syngery bonus if you take ranks in Handle Animal: Reindeer

[garydunion]

I don't know exactly, but I'm pretty sure Tom Cruise could fill you in.

It might cost you a few thousand bucks.

[apsdil]

Ah. That makes more sense. I understood "Scientology".

[djsee4]

My wife loved it!

[BOTHthosearetaken]

Nice stuff, Lore,

Do you mind if I use San Kalas as a monster in a one shot next December?

[crowfreak77]

LoL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[Twentydragon]

C'mon, Lore, we miss seeing you. It's just not as funny without you sitting in front of the camera and feeding us all this crap with a perfectly straight face. Get back in front of the camera, Lore! We're begging you!

[Necro280]

LOL HALF YETI

[quekmeister]

...England, Ireland, Scotland, Finland and Cleveland. Indeed, Lore, indeed.

[thrhymes]

Two alt-text-episodes without Lore? What happened to that guy? Did he shave his beard, or did he get a tatoo on his forehead, and is to ashamed now to show himself? Or did he need to go for witness-protection because he told the truth about the Claus-Man?

[MatterofLuck]

yay

[GhostyFilms]

Yay!  Lore is cool. I wish he was my pal...

I don't care if that sounds gay. Don't judge me!

[EdBBandMM]

LOL!

[pborty]

hahaha

[masteractor]

Awesome.

[Leeroy49]

very very good :)

[AlmightyDeided]

I it humorous how much of this is actually true. roughly 110%

[TheMattwolf]

I have the sneaking suspicion that Lore read this entire thing verbatim from the appropriate Wikipedia entry.

[BeatEmorBurnEm]

hahaha. their annual "don't be a hooker" payment. priceless.

[vegettosonlab]

Lol. Yeah. That's my favorite part.

[GodlessHippie]

chocolate fungus discs! XD

[uneducaTedproduction]

hahahahh!

[tedwik]

It is said that in the future, when you feel sick you take a pill. This pill will jump back up your trout and tell you verbally your diagnose.

Or so said a kid the paper interviewed at least. =)

[williamtom0]

you forgot to put why he is red... (CocaCola)

[nurkz]

lmao

[williamtom0]

fifth w00

[exiledmuffin]

it all makes sense nao :D

[Pedrg93]

THURD! WOOOHOOO

[bobbyyFc]

So thats were Santa came from!

[neovetruvian]

More or less...

[alexsq2]

LOL