Anointed by the Old Ones

[MrDrRobotsSr]

wat

[JesusTittyFuck]

all of my why

[toldosaurusrex]

flagged for promoting terrorism

[artblack01]

Lovecraft was an Atheist. He wrote stuff to scare. If he thought Cthulhu were a real thing I am sure he would fight it. I have read all of his stories and I have been lucky enough to read some of his letters, my Grandmother (a poet) was also a friend of his and wrote a dedication to him via his stylings (Fungi from Yuggoth). From everything I have read on the man I have come to the realization that writing about a cult is one thing, but being a part of one is immature and ignorant incarnate.

[illstateofmind]

Green Jizz!!!

[EbenezarGold]

whew! I told her I wasn't paying child support. Ol Scratch is picking up the tab after all.

[easily12]

And on his farm he had some Cow's, Iaa, Iaa Ohh!

[lrdmrkry]

i wanna fhtagn her !!!

[bdbrookshire]

did shrek bust a nut in her belly button?

[serpentcode666]

You fat fuck satan is a douchbag

[simantov666]

ba donk a donk

[HeresMrSchwa]

this is sooo werid/funny/stupid and very scary but mosty stupid

[acarocacaro]

Ancient gods do exist!

how can you explain that an once hot chic is now turning into a moss-covered whale?

[crutchedproductions]

that.... wasnt wierd at all -.- (shudders)

[ekalb2185]

ooh yeah touch her sexy belly oh yeah

[Ericzeppe]

Who is the lucky fishman :P ?

[Ericzeppe]

And i thought i was nerdy about HP.

This is sexy nerdyness

[ekalb2185]

that girl is hot Mmm yum

[laraska17]

she is hot!

[Darkvampire1011]

Is that cthulu jizz?

jk but anyways call of cthulu is awesome story

[sgdejong]

Blasphemers

[durkadurkaallah]

That child is going to be born into Bedlam. Call Child Protection Services.

[RageAgainstNWO]

That nasty slut is raising a kid?.....I hope cthulhu comes soon

[buddahblack777]

This looks like the beginning of a low-budget porn. Yet, isn't all porn suppose to be low budget? What was that stuff on her stomach, antifreeze?

[Shanethefilmmaker]

@buddahblack777 no antifreeze always comes in a bluish purplish form this ooze looks reminiscent of the old magic mud experiment.

[thalonen]

How terrible, the kid will be cursed by birth.

[Necropheliawesome]

lol

[floydgirl7]

There is only salvation in Jesus ;]

[TheLastMexicatl]

Yeah, a dead Jewish criminal cultist will save me from basic human nature. At least Cthulhu is fun to read about. The same can't be said for Jesus.

[thalonen]

@floydgirl7 Amen

[foreverfaeriejoy]

what was that green stuff??

[devaloki]

@foreverfaeriejoy Cthulhu's cum

[DarkF00L]

Dude, seriously...The LHP doesn't get much better than this! Well...ok...maybe if this were performed in the back of a Hot Rod 57 chevy convertible.

Fucking cool!

[HighPriestSatanis]

@DarkF00L

This video was made back when I was much cooler... a year ago almost to the day! Haha. Got me out of the dead-end relationship I was in and got me laid plus notoriety. Not bad for a couple hours work. ;)

[HorukuDark]

Is this from World of Warcraft?

[Zellig]

@blackphonetic1 That's not very pragmatic. What point in corrupting the unborn if you kill it?

[MadHatterTruth]

your spooge looks a little like slime you need ghost busters

[BUMFIGHTS777]

WOW, teach me the ways????

[DeathTvReviews]

HOLY SHIT fucking awesome!!!!!!

[WickerWiccan]

I'll bet you anything she regrets appearing in this video.

[HighPriestSatanis]

@WickerWiccan

I bet you're right. Haha. Well, at least she did regret it. Now, she probably doesn't care. She's since done hardcore porn, so how much could she possibly regret it? Ask her...

VS

[JCLeSinge]

@HighPriestSatanis: Seems to me like she's getting off on it; just look in her eyes. Not at all surprised that she went on to do porn; she's giving off serious slut vibes right here.

[gibadoo]

@HighPriestSatanis i'd like to see that

[yungtwistproduction]

@HighPriestSatanis whats her porn name? :)

[cocainecripin]

i would fuck the shit out of her even prego haha

[DGenerationSEX]

I still come back to this to jack off.!

[MAGILLAFACE669]

thats GREASY

[666slink]

I hate to say it, but that seemed like a very unenthusiastic annointing.

[HighPriestSatanis]

It was a strange time, circumstance, and subject. Next time will be better. ;)

VS

[666slink]

Hey.....everybody has a bad day. Even cultists. I like the rest of your videos. Keep up the good work.

[ral1334]

Needs more conviction,

[facmptr]

This is a clip from some cheesy 70' scary movie?

[kungfuwookie]

Sounded a lot like a baptism.

[kutuluu]

I wonder what Lovecraft would think of this... But then again if you're going to worship something why not Cthulhu. As long as it doesn't get out of hand and nobody gets hurt.

[frijjufo]

oh that is definitely the cult's goal ._.

[iwazhear77]

My 5 year old nephew has some of that Nickelodeon slime.

[h8uall66]

This is awesome!

[Suthrngothic]

Creating silly religions from fictional literature?!?! Sounds fun! Let me try!

Oh great and wonderful Sam I am

from green jelly bring forth green ham.

Give us a baby from this fox,

We offer you green eggs in a box,

From your greenness bring us a child

We offer it to you for we're insane and wild

Oh Sam I am we eat green eggs and ham

Oh Sam I am we eat green eggs and ham

...so on and so forth

[devaloki]

@Suthrngothic hahahhahahahhaha

[kungfuwookie]

@Suthrngothic

the same could be said about any religion.

[Suthrngothic]

@kungfuwookie

I concur.

[nicnut210]

@Suthrngothic ha ha, that sounds like a fun religion

[Shanethefilmmaker]

@Suthrngothic Dr. suess isn't a religion or a cult its a political party.

[lolstormz]

@Suthrngothic ill make one too, and ill use this ridiculously stupid book i found called the bible!

[Suthrngothic]

@lolstormz  That stupid book is long and has endless possibilities for ridicule!

[rokyl]

@Suthrngothic LMFAO

[ekalb2185]

@Suthrngothic lmao that wa good XD

[VikShade]

THIS IS NOT WHAT lOVECRAFT IS ABOUT , IF HE HAD LIVED TO SEE THIS HE MIGHT HAVE STOPPED WRITING ALTOGETHER. YOU GUYS ARE FREAKS.

LOVECRAFT.. READ IT , LIVE IT . LOVE IT . NOT LIKE THIS.

[horismoku]

@VikShade live it? but not like this do you hear the stupidity of your comment there double standard boy? lol if you live it this would be what a person living in innmouth would be doing so poop or get off the toilet

[TheLordOmen]

@VikShade In someway I agree with u but at least he believes in democracy and let anyone to writes his or her opinion,don matter if its critical or admirable 

[RuleBritaniaBJK]

she is sexy.

[Lovecraftsuniverse]

I wonder what her husband would do if he fins out what she is doing.

[cademars39]

uhh dude...the guy holdin the camera is probably her husband/common law. Or was anyways...have you not watched their drama unfold before us all on youtube?

[Lovecraftsuniverse]

I think I missed it.

[SirianKings]

Never though I would say this about a pregnant woman, but this is hot.

[Kiddolinfen09]

Is that Fairy Liquid?

[spinalfluidontap]

I hear oh dark father of something or other and obey. (But not on a Monday, or a Friday) bring forth this..."What are bringing forth again?...." Oh this child into the dark realm, of realy, realy dark things. And may lots of realy bad things happen in your name, oh Great and Nasty Bad One! And can the Great and Nasty Bad One please honor us with more of that green stuff, that represents his Great and Nasty Badness? Allah Ackbar E,I,E,I O!

[Kiddolinfen09]

They want to birth Cthulu they should try depleted uranium. It's fuckin sick what that shit is doing.

[LordHines420]

eeee i eee i oooh?

[deathsucks7]

likeeee ......... it ............... nice man wery nice going

ask her can i do my litle rituals with her (no disrispect man ) but holy crap why didnt u drow camera down ???????

[luxfero]

eww she's obese. at least get a hot one. the gods must hate you

[ONETRUEDUB]

she's 8 months pregnant....

good luck finding a "hot one" of them

[asenathwaite]

HP Lovecraft would be absolutely mortified by this...especially you invoking his name....

[DGenerationSEX]

Any chance we'll get to see more of this sexy slut? or perhaps you doing more rituals on pregnant girls??? dude!!!

[MXDSouldier]

The hells going on? The dude doing some kinda satanic ritual to make the unborn baby Lucifer or somethin?

[kennyraymon]

was this dark god of which you speak not just an invention of HP Lovecraft? I like the theatrical expression, the role play, but it is just a game to you is it not?

[mwtbdltr]

he was exposed to radiation as a chid haha

[Shugz352]

That was anti-climactic. I really thought the camera was gunna slowly inch its way down... to that lady's toes :)

[DGenerationSEX]

I keep coming back to this video and whacking off it's awesome!!!!

[Macombdag]

Thats all it takes to convert me. To think that I was going to be a Scientologist. *Groan*

[Naproxenum]

it gonna be retard, like his mammy....

[sierrarose87]

i was horny

[Puffygirlblue]

she looks horny

[gnik999nosaj]

sacrum, i thank the for the friends invite. but i gave an oath, to wait until the next new moon. those that arrive, only arrive due to sacrum. I do respect your traditions.

[Lionsden65]

Not even the most qualifed and psychiatrist will heal this stupid guy!!! aia aia cathlalulu .... hhahahaaaaa

[B1gape]

meaningless and full of suffering? we know nothing of suffering go to Africa Or War! ia ia Cthulhufhtagn, remains me of Hakuna Matata :):):):)

[extrapedestrian]

Hmm?

[abaddonic]

hmmmm

[gorillamoshing]

weird cult man...

[IVomitOnYourGod]

You should stick Cthulhu in her womb.

[abba149]

This should be in education i love it

who ever flagged this is a moron

[abba149]

I have five star and favorite this again

8'D

[sierrarose87]

oh thanks

[pedrodemeurte]

wtf is this a joke?

[NilDesperandum1998]

Blessing from Hecate upon your new born! )O(

[theedastard]

Sometimes I wonder...what if the Great Old Ones used H.P. Lovecraft as a vessel to show humans that they lived!? Then I realize that I want chips and go munch on some

[abba149]

THIS ROCKS!

[abba149]

Im watching it again!

[abba149]

I wanna watch this video a few thousand times

[abba149]

HOLY FUCK I GOT DIABETES

[abba149]

Sounds like Nick

[DGenerationSEX]

Pitty we couldn't see her nipples or cunt :(

[satanicinternational]

Cool stuff  \m/

[OrinDac]

Congratulations! Boy or Girl? Either way I wish you and your child good fortune and prosperity.

Freya bless you.

[HighPriestSatanis]

again, not my child. but thanks. she gave birth to a girl on July 6th named Serenity.

ia ia,

VS

[OrinDac]

I was speaking more to the mother I think, but who cares! Good fortune and prosperity to you too!

[RedCrayonFace]

....... This is fucking great. Is that your girlfriend? if so, you are a lucky dude, to have a nerdy, hot girlfriend who participates in your nerdy activities.

[toroborracho]

yeah sperm of chatulu or absenta mmm

[dukie1210]

WOOHOO FOR WORSHIPPING FICTIONAL CHARACTERS CREATED BY AUTHORS 60+ YEARS AGO!

I'm not the one to bash beliefs, religion, etcetera. But come on dude. It's a FICTIONAL character CREATED BY SOMEONE.

Wow.

Just wow.

[HighPriestSatanis]

i'm glad you were so impressed by my lack of conventional reality. who is to say that Lovecraft's Great Old Ones weren't based on actual entities? maybe They are impressions of some dark current flowing beneath our limited human understanding?

ia ia Cthulhu fhtagn,

VS

[dukie1210]

While I find your....whatever you want to call this....interesting, genius and madness are two sides of the same coin. H.P. Lovecraft would have kept some sort of diary if this were true, I'm sure of it.

[horismoku]

@dukie1210 maybe he did'nt think it was true in his books the old ones talk to people in their dreams and much of what lovecraft wrote was dreams he had maybe they influenced his dreams and he thought it was merely his dreams i mean would you wanna be the guy to come out and say hey dark forces are telling me what's happening in the universe...i mean come on nobody wants the job of telling the world is fucked....who's to say they're real or not i do'nt see anyone stepping up with cont

[horismoku]

@dukie1210 proof of god but millions of people worship him so who's to say ya know

[jondoetube]

I was going to say how stupid this is, but there doesn't seem to be a point in pointing out the pointlessness of it.

[IworshiptheNine]

@dukie1210 all gods are fictional characters. 'if god did not create man,  man would create god'

leave the Cthulhu cult be. they have done nothing wrong.

[SatansHardCock666]

LMAO! yay!

[alisonleejones]

Ia, Ia Serenity!

If this isn't educating, I don't know what is. I mean, c'mon people - does it not spark your intellectual interest to find out WHAT this is all about, and WHY such a blessing is desired?

[KodieDaBear]

WAIT!!!!!!a tick...wasn't Cthulhu an invention of HP lovecrafts? you know, like the necronomicon?

[gulfwoodchuck]

dogma dogma dogma dogma dogma dogma dogma dogma dogma dogma dogma dogma dogma dogma dogma

[NiGhtMarEs0nWax]

why the fuck is this in the education section? really, all i can find in the educational section are people talking about tits and mullets, the youtube general community are a fucking joke, a circus of bullshit and pointless videos. @reply: go fuck yourself.

[HighPriestSatanis]

i would agree with you if you're trying to say that youtube should have better description choices available. if it's not education, then it's blogging, comedy, or something else non-applicable.

shame on you, youtube!

VS

[NiGhtMarEs0nWax]

lol that was quite a civilized response to my outrageous outburst, i guess it is youtubes fault. they should rethink the format.

peace.

[ndoki9]

Congratulations!

[sean77741111]

Cool.

[deathheim1]

Congratulations! Ia Ia Hastur! NG NG Aldebaran! IA IA Carcosa!

[tmafkap]

Iä Nyarlathotep!

[HighPriestSatanis]

no, she's not my girlfriend, but we are friends. whil you can't always be anointed while still in the womb, you can still be baptized as an adult... see the Baptism of Jade Ichor on our website.

thanks to everyone who has viewed and commented.

ia ia,

VS

[SugarMagnolia20]

That's your girlfriend? She's hot!

I wish I were anointed as an unborn child.

[NragedXX]

Congrats!

~Rage

[WinterHaven]

that woman is so gross looking - seems appropriate green snot is all over her.