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  • He's spot on if you're over 17 and read Harry Potter you are by rights a cardboard cut-out cunt and a life of beige awaits you all.. Doubt any of you will reply as its Saturday and you'll be off to Ikea in your Volvos listening to an ABBA CD...

  • @TripeSmuggler ...You do realise that an 18 year old would have been 5 when the first book came out? You might want to rework your theory.

  • I love Stewart Lee, but I hate some of the people who think that people who don't like him are just too stupid to understand. It's just an acquired taste, I can see why someone might not get him straight off. But I do think that if you don't like him, just watch more, you will end up loving him.

  • Look, comedy has every right to be deep, philosophical, and thought provoking.....but it also has to be funny, something Lee has no grasp of.

  • Harry Potter and the... and the Forest of Embarrassment... or Harry Potter and the meh, meh meh meh, meehhh meh meh.

  • My favourite was "Harry Potter and the Tree of Nothing". Hee hee hee.

  • It's hilarious when Harry Potter fans act self-righteous when discussing Twilight - like it isn't two sides of the same shit.

  • lololol "crock of shit" so witty! AND he told someone to "fuck off" at the end, Im definitely tweeting about this!

  • Very quickly - it is NOT pretentious either for myself or 'TolerantSkinhead' to point out something which we genuinely believe to be for children to be so. Your reliance on the insult 'pretentious' also smacks of a middle-brow, non intellect.

    In reality if people are pretentious - it requires an act; a facade. You sound like a fucking sixth former. Which leads us into: arrested development, anal retentiveness and, yes, adults imaginatively and emotionally attached to H Potter books. Goodbye.

    H

  • do you not see how foolish it is to try and defend this?

    Not really, because Rowling wrote them for children. She never pretended otherwise. Such was the embarrassment that adults were walking around with them they needed to have special covers made up. I don´t need to play with Duplo to realise it is for 3 year olds, my friend. I realise you think you are upholding some ineffably logical principle but you are really showing your lack of deeper reading if you care so much about this.Now F off.

  • @NormanArches - "upholding some ineffably logical principle" what, that logical principle that states that a persons entire intellect cannot be judged by a single book. Is that really such a hard concept for you to grasp. I have read the Potter series, but i have also read Henry James, Conran, Kerouac, Camus, Dickens, Bronte, Austin, Pirsig, Joyce, Lawrence to name but a few, but have also read City of Thieves and Northern Lights, does that make me a "thick cunt" or you a supercilious prick?

  • @paulski1966 Upvoted for "supercillious".

  • @paulski1966 bragging about what books you've read, in an internet argument. You sound like a winner.

  • @AudioFromGazaWar - or you could actually read what i wrote - which was a direct response to another post, rather then bragging about what i've read. Possibly this simple concept is too difficult for a "winner" such as yourself to grasp?

  • @paulski1966 no it just makes you a cunt

  • @TripeSmuggler - Really? That's the best you can come up with? You viewed the video a week ago, and with all that time that was the smartest retort you could manage. Oh dear.

  • @paulski1966 you're a cunt too sir, 4 days this time for your audit

  • @TripeSmuggler :yawn:

  • @paulski1966

    ^^ EARNS EXTRA POINTS FOR "SUPERCILIOUS". FORFEITS POINTS FOR ARGUING ON FACEBOOK ABOUT A CHILDRENS BOOK.

  • @TolerantSkinhead - ha ha - Mr Kettle meet Mr Pot.

  • "It's also pretentious to comment on the quality of a series of books you've never read, or to assume that only well spoken middle class kids read them". Surely you mean misguided rather than pretentious. Or unarrantedly arrogant. This, you see, is the kind of basic linguistic error adults who read childrens´ books tend to make. That is why being defensively proud of being a thick cunt does not impress me.Now fuck off and read a book for adults. Here´s a good one: Postwar by Tony Judt.

  • So to clarify - You were pretentious to suggest everyone is a thick cunt, and you agree that your comments were misguided and arrogant. I could also argue that commenting on a series of books you've never read in a way to try and make yourself appear superior to those that have read them would constitute an undeserved claim of superiority. Either way, you are still commenting on the quality of books you've never read - and do you not see how foolish it is to try and defend this?

  • Wow! A lot of Harry Potter fans here!

  • Darthcipient: it´s not petentious to not be a thick cunt and to have higher standards than a sheep. It´s just bullshit culture which makes it mandatory for thick people to try to push their thickness on people more intelligent, due to their laziness and inadequacy. There is little pretentious about Blake´s epics. They are like the best and most complex works of art - they demand and repay serious thought. No doubt you´d say someone liking or loving Dante or Picasso was pretentious as well.

  • @NormanArches - You're right its not pretentious to have higher standards, however it is pretentious to believe everyone else is a "thick cunt" for not having read something you have or vice versa. It's also pretentious to comment on the quality of a series of books you've never read, or to assume that only well spoken middle class kids read them.

  • "What a miserable....is!

    J.K.Rowling ...literacy in the UK in 15 years.... his whole miserable life."

    I´m guessing you´re one of the adults who learned to read on the tube via Rowling´s WIzard stories and gets quite emotional about it.

    There don´t seem to be many working class kids round the parts of inner London where I used to live reading Harry Potter, nor did I see many in the media.

    I did frequently, however, see lots of well spoken, middle class kids lapping it up.

  • fuck ooooooooooooooooooooooooooff!

  • Wait....didn't William Blake write about tree's of nothing, and paint pictures of little fairies? I don't want to look it up, because I like my point and I don't want facts to cloud it.

  • @ThePolecatz Ha! Good point- Blake's work was dripping with imagination, from his hallucinated deities to Fairy's funerals and visions of strange druidic rituals. But he's had centuries of scholars and poets bigging his work up so nobody feels awkward buying a copy of Blake.

  • @allaboutdmagic Blake's works were lauded as a rebellious artistic expression of his interpretation and feeling towards the social, cultural and economic climate of Britain in the 18th/19th century, as one of the preeminent romanticists. What is HP about? Nobody's going to big it up because its mostly pointless, and not even written well.

  • Does it not feel that Stewart Lee is getting rather lazy - Jeremy Clarkson, Dan Brown, Harry Potter, Chris Moyles etc. it all seems like choosing easy targets whilst pandering to the target audiences need to feel intellectually superior - I look forward to his searing routines on Cold Play and Simon Cowell.

  • @paulski1966

    Impressive cherry picking from his body of work there.

  • @balkanize Hence why i said he is getting rather lazy- not that all his work is lazy- the majority of those mentioned were featured in his "Books" episode,which i felt was lazy, especially compared to his previous work, and the fact that he is considered incredibly well read and a talented author in his own right - his "IRA are gentleman terrorists" routine was pure genius on many levels for example. This just felt that he was pandering to the audiences desire to feel intellectually superior.

  • @paulski1966 Still fuckin' hilarious.

  • ...intelligence' remark. Well, that is just my call based on my day to day interactions with people (although maybe I'm the problem in this regard, who knows). I mean, honestly though, if you're wanting confirmation that something is rotten in Denmark, just click on to the average youtube video and read some of the comments. Comments which range from inane to just plain vile. Those of course are the ones I could actually read through the miasma of 'cr8ive' spelling and non-existent grammar.

  • @eezysqueezy You know what, I'm going to bow out here, because the next reply would need to be about five posts long and it'd fry my brain. The crux of it however was that we live in a period now in which cultivating stupidity has become a mass profit-making scheme for corporations, and the worst thing we can do is believe it about ourselves, i.e. that we are stupid. Believing (as I geneuinely do) that there is still intellgence underneath is how things will get better. So be more positive!

  • @anthonydc50 You make a fair point. I should be more positive about humanity.

  • Blake is a Prophet for the Soul!

    Rowling just profit.

  • Wow whipchorus, you are a complete idiot. It's a joke, get a life and put the colouring in book down.

  • Everyone knows that a comedian's stage persona is an exaggerated version of himself that he uses to highlight aspects of society that he finds ridiculous? Just checking. Also the frequently used "why go on about the harry potter books when you disagree with them" excuse for intelligent debate point.... the answer is very simple dear youtube comment people.... he is a comedian with a routine to write.

  • There's a bit of a difference between Jordan/footballers/anyone under 50 selling their 'autobiography' and Harry Potter really. The 'I've read William Blake' stuff is the worst kind of sixth-form shit really.

  • @whipchorus What are you saying? That he hasn't really read William Blake? Or that he's showing off his intelligence and is being a snob?

  • I enjoy rereading my copy of 'Harry Potter and the stick of wood', the complete works of romantic poet and visionary William Blake and the comedy styling of Stewart Lee. Can't we all just get along? Oh and by the way I'm a massive racist, but only on Youtube.

  • @DeanChillin279 If you are unable to discern the difference between Jordan and William Blake then you're a fucking tool and books aren't for you anyway. Buy a nintendo ds or something...

  • @eezysqueezy Where did you even get Jordan from? And mate, I've never argued on the internet before and I'm not about to start now. Shut your gob and enjoy the video.

  • @DeanChillin279 Sorry, I appear to have clicked on your post instead of the one by whipchorus. This is why my reply makes no sense to you. My mistake. Apologies and best wishes.

  • Well done Stewart, for reading the complete works of William Blake. Big pat on the back.

    If you acknowledge that they are children's books, why fucking GO ON ABOUT IT.

  • @whipchorus

    Because some people think they are for adults, and in fact go so far as to market silly 'adult' covers for the books. If you know this, and you like Lee's humour then there is no problem. Some adults love them, good for them but some of us think the series is ridiculous. And wish to laugh about it.

    This all should have been so obvious that you really shouldn't of needed to write such a comment that I would be compelled to respond to.

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  • I like Stewart Lee, but this is just pretentious fucking shit.

  • You can't insult a book series that literally took me from reading picture books in grade 3 to 500 page novels in grade 5. (The main problem being that I wasn't interested in those short "chapter books" they have for little kids that have no substance).

  • @sheleftmalfoy

    He makes the point that the idea of adults reading the series is tragic, and you were a kid when you read it, so he's probably not concerned by your reading of it.

  • He's a prick

  • I thought comedy based on philosophical, edgy social commentary died with Bill Hicks. I guess I'm wrong.  This guy is genius.

  • he doesnt say he hates harry potter, or that the books are shit. Just that he doesnt read them, because they're not aimed at him & he isnt interested in them. He is criticising adults who read children's books, not JK Rowling.

  • What a miserable unfunny twat Stewart Lee is!

    J.K.Rowling has done more for literacy in the UK in 15 years than Lee will achieve in any filed in his whole miserable life.

  • @iatebobby From the mouths of 29 year old Harry Potter fans.

  • @markushollywood well, 29 would be the correct age of a fan now, as the first book came out in '97. I am not a kid anymore and I was too young to read when they came out. Also, adult fiction is crap, so as an avid reader I am always searching through the wasteland of young adult fiction for the gems of literature that are Harry Potter.

  • @sheleftmalfoy You would of been what ? 14/15 when they first came out and you are claiming to be unable to read them at that time ? I suspect J K Rowling wouldn't have to do much more than take a shit for literacy in the UK to improve if the standards of your teachers are anything to go by.

  • @markushollywood I was 6 when the first book came out, so I consider myself to be almost too young for the series, as I couldn't read at that time. I think true fans are the ones who are with the series for the whole time, or as soon as they discover it (which required the ability to read).

  • @iatebobby field

  • @iatebobby Just say that you don't get the joke, no need to expose your lack of humour like that; it's embarrassing rally.

  • ahh man he hates harry potter! I love harry potter bad times!

  • I would be able to take HangOnToYourEgo's point more seriously if he/she could spell. Not to mention the needless use of two intensifying adjectives (not even good ones!) where one would suffice and lack of punctuation!

    Maybe using language correctly is a bit "ironically amazingly adolescent". Maybe pointing out miscues within the comment of a cretin is an "overstated declaration of maturity".

    Series Two of Comedy Vehicle was even better than the first. Lee is refining his demographic ironicall

  • @jwrightbevans123 I thought it perhaps a little unfair to caricature those who share Mr Lee's views as sneering cleverer than thou types but I see you're quite happy to do that for me. I never claimed to be particularly bright or educated. I don't believe being able to spell or reading Blake over Potter makes anyone more vaild . I do however think Lee is a very skilled comic, often with an incisive point to make, so I find this very teenage and self flattering cultural elitism a let down.

  • To me overstated declarations of maturity and sophestication are ironically amazingly adolescent. I basically held the exact view expressed here when I was 17 years old.. I thought I was special for reading William Blake then too! Grow up Stew.

  • @HangOnToYourEgo

    I don't agree. The Harry Potter books are well written, it is agreed. It is said repeatedly over and over again, over and over. But it is wizards and magical woo woo nonsense. It's fine that it is this, but it is only this and there are endless great works of classic literature that go without any such hype, yet could change a persons life.

  • @HangOnToYourEgo i would expect nothing less stupid from an ASOIAF fan hahahahrhgh

  • Harry Potter and the crock of shit

  • lol harry potter and the mitten of wool haha

    i'm a fan but that is FUNNY!

  • What a complete tool

  • I love it when British people say, "fuck off." The way they say it is just priceless

  • @TurquoiseCowboy Then I will make your day; Don't refer to ENGLISH people as British......Fuck off

  • @nailedurmum01 You're right, my bad, I should've said english people.

  • @nailedurmum01 Well I find you to be a bigoted and pedantic cunt, so fuck off.

  • @mayer8356 Asking someone to acknowledge someone's nationality as apposed to vaguely attributing it to a possible 3 countries is not being pedantic. I am pretty bigoted though.

  • @nailedurmum01 Lol what the hell? I'm from England and I don't get offended when people call em British...What are you, a member of the EDL?

  • @BoJanglezzzzzz I don't find it offensive, just really annoying

  • @nailedurmum01 That's not really my point, I was more aiming at why do you feel the need for the distinction?

  • @BoJanglezzzzzz So I am not misconstrued as being welsh

  • @nailedurmum01 Lol. Guess I'll have to stop calling people from the US American then, lest they get offended and presume I'm mistaking them for Brazillians...

  • @BoJanglezzzzzz that's different. there's nowt wrong with brazillians.

  • @TurquoiseCowboy

    Take no notice of 'nailedurmum'.....the type of ppl who have a problem with being referred to as British generally make up the intellectually handicapped, xenophobic & bigoted elements of society...

  • @supahdupahguy81 Oh ok haha. I thought it was kind of weird that he didn't like being called british.

  • I love reading Harry Potter and don't intend to stop reading it but I still found the stand up funny :3

  • he's no eddie izzard.

  • @bunnygamercog No, he's a lot better.

    Izzard completely lost credibility when he decided to campaign for Gordon Brown.

  • @bunnygamercog nope as Lee relies on wit and intelligent observation, not rambling nonsense, the more nonsensical the rambling the funnier it is...no it isn't !!!

  • @bunnygamercog

    Eddie Izzard is an awful, unfunny, attention-loving, populist, snobby cunt.

    FUCK eddie izzard.

  • @bunnygamercog You mean he is not shit?

  • That last line is a classic.

  • Well, I suppose it's inappropriate for me to enjoy The Wind in the Willows or Hans Christian Andersen anymore... now that I'm 22.

  • harry potter and the forest of embarrassment is the best.

  • There's nothing wrong with reading Harry Potter. There's nothing wrong with reading genre fiction about dwarves and elves fucking each other either. Whatever you're in to: we all have 'low-brow' tastes. I think it becomes sad when that's all a grown-up reads. It sort of implies they're stupid/nerdy/emotionally retarded.

    * Not that Harry Potter is particularly 'low-brow' - it's just that it's no Anton Chekhov.

  • @w00tabulous Oh fuck off.

  • @w00tabulous Harry Potter objectively sucks and you're defending it, lol.

  • I hate to say it, but at least Harry Potter had kids reading again. But unless they are reading it to their kids, adults who read it should be slapped repeatedly.

  • people do go over the top about Harry potter but Stewart Lee isnt very funny really, he just basically moans about everything and looks down his nose at people , middle class scum bag!!!!!!! At least when Frankie Boyle moans hes a bit "edgy" You read William Blake , ok , wow!!!

  • @jimmyshelter - i bet you've read all of the potter books hahahahahahaah

  • i was 11 when harry potter came out, so i have my excuses for loving the books. that being said, they ARE childrens books.

  • For me, he's the best stand up I've ever seen. And I've seen a lot of stand ups. And it pleases me that he's not mainstream, because what he does is purposely not mainstream and its all the funnier for it. He's a comedy genius.

  • I'll laugh at jokes about things that I like, like Harry Potter, but I don't find this remotely funny. This is ignorance at its best. It says something when a film can't explain everything - it's because of the depth of the book and the complexity of it.

    He's an arrogant man who needs to look past his judgement.

  • He's right. The phenomenon that is the Harry Potter books (and film adaptations thereof) is a fine example of how these days any old shit can become crazy popular if marketed well.

  • @vandimar77

    Just like The totally peice of shit that is Twilight.

  • @WolfytheWolf5667 so true, so true

  • He might like them though!

    O_o

  • At long fucking last - someone has the sense to remind us that having standards and acting like adults is not some horrible symptom of becoming boring or whatever reason it is we're being sold down the river and encouraged to act like infants.

    Someone is standing up against blatant fucking mediocrity.

    I support that someone.

  • @BPL1980 Escapism is healthy.

  • I absolutely adore Harry Potter, but this is still funny.

  • tree of nothing made me lol

  • I love him but he really needs Richard Herring standing there to feed him the foolish lines.

  • executed perfectly.

  • 0:45

  • ... and the tree of nothing hahhahahhah

  • "No I haven't read it because I'm a 40 year-old man."

  • @TheHomelessCripple Haha at your comment - you repeated one of his lines, and now I'm laughing as if you'd thought of it!

  • @dfarmbrough I'm not trying to get the laugh. I'm just highlighting one of his memorable lines I think stand out in his set, hence to quotation marks.

  • @TheHomelessCripple Oh. I always wondered what people were doing when they repeated lines from comedies in YouTube comments. Now I know :-)

  • why not take an extra book home, and put it in the FREEZER.

  • I too thought the books were aimed at children, but after reading them all, I have concluded that they are well written fictional novels and very entertaining with many adult undertones which only adults can get. We all read for pure enjoyment sometimes and these books are entertaining. BTW I'm well over 50 and educated.

  • @RhondaH Yeah but that doesn't work as a zinger for cheap laughs.

  • The only good thing about the Harry Potter books is that they wind up the devout christians.

  • this is the first time i've heard him say "fuck"....wow

  • @WUTagain yeah, but worked like a charm :]

  • BULL SHIT.

  • He looks like a slightly younger Albert Finney.

  • Surely you mean a squashed Albert Finney =)

  • @deadheadchemist Or a slightly crumpled Morrissey?

  • @benjivaudeville it's the hair ;P

  • Harry Potter is a pile of Garbage just like the US Congress.

  • tree of nothing cracks me up everytime

  • Harry Potter and the Forest of Embarassment.

  • He wins, he wins the game of life my friends.

  • because we want to. so fuck off

  • Love the way he's subtly railing against a huge section of the 'literary' industry who give not a fuck about quality, but care passionately about nuimbers, profit and shovelling as much horseshit down the throats of a willing populace.

    This is why we have 'authors' like Katie Price/Jordan selling a ton of books. And probably also likely to explain the general downturn in the collective intelligence levels of the population in general.

  • I appreciate immensely your use of quotation marks when applying the term "author" to Jordan. Your comment is so very, very right.

  • @eezysqueezy Yes, such as some shite about Nostradamus or hauntings on suppoesed scientific doco channels.

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  • @eezysqueezy I'm sorry but comparing J K Rowling to Jordan is totally ignorant. The Harry Potter books, whilst admittedly not being as stylistically inventive as, for example, Stewart Lee's comedy, are stories which extol truths and virtues absent from pop culture and do so in a way which is as engaging as pop culture: to my generation they were a godsend. And while we're at it, there has been no downturn in human intelligence, we're as smart as we've been for thousands of years...

  • @anthonydc50 ...the difference is that we now have tv and the internet and other such stuff which doesn't challenge our intelligence, and so it's sort of lying dormant. What won't reactivate it is the triumphalism and lack of nuance evident in your post. Shame on you and everyone who voted you to in the top comments section. It is not just Top Gear viewers who are reactionary.

  • @anthonydc50 There is, of course, a sliding scale of quality when it comes to books. JK Rowling would, in my view, be a significantly better writer than, say, Jordan or Jeremy Clarkson. However, the themes and ideas in Rowling's books are not new at all. In fact, her stories run along the structural lines of most novels (ie hero overcomes adversity to triumph in some way). She's done well and lots of people read her stuff - but she hasn't reinvented the wheel here. Also, if you think human.....

  • @anthonydc50 ..intelligence has not stalled in some way then please look around you and see a whole generation of illiterate zombies who are glued to either their i-phone, twitter or whatever other shit they use instead of their brains. You see, what you call "pop culture" I call a sort of mutual collective retardation. JK Rowling is selling a product and you are an enthusiastic consumer of the product she spews forth - but please, DO NOT try to convince me that it's anything other than generic.

  • @eezysqueezy Read my post again. Rowling hasn't reinvented the wheel, she has repackaged old, precious virtues in a way that's reached people. You seem to know how to deconstruct literature but my guess is that you don't know why reading is actually worthwhile. What's wrong with something being generic if it moves you? And don't just answer that to prove me wrong, think about it. (I'm still in the process of chewing this stuff over too.) And again, if you reread my post I said that people...

  • @anthonydc50 ...are not using their intelligence much right now, but that doesn't mean that they don't have any. Iphones and twitter are very enticing, that is why people use them so much, but you honestly believe that if such stuff was taken away from us we wouldn't have the same capacity for intelligence as ever? Again, don't argue, think. If you are so afraid of becoming a 'zombie' you'll do yourself that favour.

  • @anthonydc50 And also, eezysqueezy, have you considered that Stewart Lee is also selling a product that you are an enthusiastic consumer of?

  • @anthonydc50 I see your point, really I do. But... I would respectfully suggest that, whilst Stewart Lee's stand-up comedy career and the mammoth money generating industry that has spring up around Rowling's boy wizard could both be defined as "products", to compare the two is nonsense. Harry Potter is a billion $£ industry that is tailored in many ways toward generating revenue for the book's publishers, warner bros etc etc. Lee is simply a comedian doing comedy in small/medium sized venues.

  • @eezysqueezy But regardless of the money machine around the books, the books themselves are still produced by one person who wants to connect with you, the reader. And comparing the effect Lee has on his viewer with that which Rowling has on her reader makes you realise some surprising stuff. Look, I'm not playing dumb here. Rowling isn't Kafka and Lee is neither nasty nor stupid. I want to make you see though that the 'we're all idiots, these are the last days of civilsation' line is...

  • @anthonydc50 ...insidious, because it's the kind of thing that makes you feel smart when in fact you're not being smart at all, you're just being lazy, you're just saying the obvious thing that people like yourself will agree with. (And the reason I know this is that I do it too.) The post of yours I originally replied to had 60 votes up, so you clearly have rhetorical skill. But you really need to think more before you use it.

  • @anthonydc50 The whole point of my original (60 thumbs up) post was that the literary 'industry' produces a lot of material that has no real merit over and above generating money for the publishers. And this isn't some generic rant about how standards have dropped and how we're all heading into some sort of anti-intellectual oblivion etc etc. It's just a result of what I've observed in book shops packed with inane celebrity biographies and other assorted tat. As for the 'collective...

  • Alas young yorick, harry potter is here to save the day with his magical stick of wood.

  • The Tree of.... Nothing.

    God I love that line.

  • i havent read the bible, i still know its full of bullshit.

  • Potter fans don't think the story is real.

  • hahaha good one yeah,

  • I have, and you're right.

  • To be fair I think its more getting at the fact EVERYONE was constantly talking about them.

  • He's a comedian, he's trying to be funny.

  • i love the way he says "fuck off" in such a genuinely pissed off way. a lot of comedians can trivialise such phrases through overusage, but stew makes it something genuinely emotive. genius.

  • I was thinking the same.

  • david mitchel is a god of saying fuck

  • The pauses before "...the tree of...nothing"

    are what make him genius, as if he's just coming up with that off the top of his head. Couldn't agree more with the sentiment of the rant either!

  • I'm with him all the way on this one! Seen his stand up live a couple times and he's just brilliant.

  • I can't even remember how many times I've watched this. He's absolutely hilarious and deserves to be higher up in society, along with Omid Djalili, Joe Pasquale, Harry Hill, etc.

  • not joe pasquale. he has writers and so he doesn;t write his own jokes and he steals other people's jokes. look at the stewart lee clip