Wow, a joke about Grover Cleveland's two non-consecutive terms, I loved finding high brow humor in the old stuff, it never gets old and it was the best.
OMG 1:44 reminds me of one of my old teachers Mr.Gibbs. He only talked about dinosaurs- considering he was old as one. One day I raised my hand and I said "I don't believe in dinoosaurs."
Lisa calls Grampa to talk, first asking if he is busy) Well you're really asking two questions there. The first one takes me back to 1934. Admiral Burn had just reached the pole, only hours ahead of the Three Stooges...
The year is 1906, The President is the divine Miss Sarah Burnheart and all over America people were doing a dance called the Funky Grandpa! ... "oh i'm the...zzzzzzz"
@DisposableTormentor Grover Cleveland was president 1885-1889 and 1893-1897. The episode the clip is from aired in 1998. That would make Grandpa at least 115 or so at the time.
@BlitztheDragon do you get the joke though? Cleveland served two non-consecutive terms. Cleveland spanked abe simpson on two non-consecutive occasions. I hope this doesn't make me sound like a smart-ass. I just got that joke as I write this.
TERLET
jomarthegreat1 5 months ago 26
i wish he would teach my history 101 class
GeoAl09 5 months ago 40
LIKE A BOSS!
MrOddOneOut 5 months ago 10
What brilliant man wrote this?
mustang6172 6 months ago 21
"Old man yells at cloud"
voltageman65 6 months ago 44
lol my grandpa had the same stories no lie
bernotas27 6 months ago 18
Grandpa Simpson is exactly like my nan lol
jknellissohard 6 months ago 11
The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt
fizzlejibbs 7 months ago 21
15 people got spanked by Grover Cleveland on two non-consecutive occasions.
RDBeatnik 7 months ago 214
Wow, a joke about Grover Cleveland's two non-consecutive terms, I loved finding high brow humor in the old stuff, it never gets old and it was the best.
darkjediMIK 7 months ago 5
aka. Sen. John McCain on the Arizona wildfires (caused by aliens signaling La Migra) LOL
urielstud 7 months ago
Oh how things have changed....
christl301 7 months ago
OMG 1:44 reminds me of one of my old teachers Mr.Gibbs. He only talked about dinosaurs- considering he was old as one. One day I raised my hand and I said "I don't believe in dinoosaurs."
ColorMeAbby3 7 months ago
I miss my grandfather who passed away about a decade ago :(
steventheraiderful 7 months ago 5
note how all of these clips are from the first 10 seasons of the simpsons...
TheTelepathicKid 7 months ago 19
Wonder how much my professor would give me if I write this on my history finals?
bakugancollecterZ 7 months ago 4
In those days nickles had pictures of bumblebee's on them!
RunaroundStar 7 months ago
@RunaroundStar give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say.
maroonoasis 6 months ago 7
itawlyas made me laugh
missmiasmiley 8 months ago
15 people work for the kaiser
someguy47887 8 months ago 10
I tied an onion to my belt!
Fireproofretz 8 months ago
15 people could only find those big yellow onions.
mortalkonlaw 8 months ago
@mortalkonlaw 15 people... Oh wait, I have a life.
MrTheBestVideoMaker 8 months ago
How FOX News rewrites history all the time.
whatukno1975 8 months ago 2
not listening to Grandpa's stories, that's a paddlin
thegoodnamesrallgone 8 months ago 7
Abe Rocks!
Hulk2k6 9 months ago
Onions! Big yellow onions!
MrCustomlegoguy 9 months ago
Lisa calls Grampa to talk, first asking if he is busy) Well you're really asking two questions there. The first one takes me back to 1934. Admiral Burn had just reached the pole, only hours ahead of the Three Stooges...
kcirish 9 months ago 2
It's always bad news when you hear him say "The year was (whatever)". it's the start of a long, funny, and not nessecarily true story. lol
Ravenwing888 9 months ago
I laughed for diggetyeight minutes when seeing this.
guitarnublet 9 months ago
GIMME 5 BEES FOR A QUARTER!
goldensurfer16 9 months ago
I have said "turlet" ever since I saw that episode
underbightdog23 9 months ago
I like how when he showed the number 5 on his hands, he used two hands.
Gwitfu90 9 months ago
when watching this i wore an onion on my belt which was the style at the time
profig8888 10 months ago 3
I'm cold and there are wolves after me...
blindthrall 10 months ago 6
This is how I study for a history test :D
D0OMZDAYZ 10 months ago 4
14 people got robbed by the KAISER!!!
kenthehobo 10 months ago 4
In those days, nickels had pictures of BUMBLEBEES on them!
prisonernumber24601 10 months ago 3
senile old man :B
bingleyy 10 months ago
Give me five bees for a quarter!
Kartoonkid95 10 months ago
i just drooled frmo laughing so hard
Ldb29corn 10 months ago
Almost up to tickety dislikes.
Germany1111 10 months ago
Grandpa is win!! :D
BOT101st 10 months ago
What episode is 0:48 - 1:02 from, thats my favorite grandpa scene
stonr81 10 months ago
@stonr81 'Last Exit to Springfield', Season 4
prisonernumber24601 10 months ago
The year is 1906, The President is the divine Miss Sarah Burnheart and all over America people were doing a dance called the Funky Grandpa! ... "oh i'm the...zzzzzzz"
angelbabeof69 10 months ago
14 people would like 5 bees for a quarter to call people who care
lightninglj 10 months ago
why can't rich men ride around in zeppelins and drop coins on us anymore?
camlind12 10 months ago 4
14 people don't have onions tied to theri belts.
LibraHorse1 10 months ago
grampa rocks, murdoch is evil.
gfhgtrdref 10 months ago
14 people don´t know how to tie a onion to the belt
D77X 11 months ago 5
give me five bees for a quarter
jrolley325 11 months ago
my story starts in ninteen dickity two, we had to say dickity because the Kaiser had stolen our word twenty
A23ness 11 months ago
How could the Kaiser had stolen the word 20?!?!
mrbig4351 11 months ago
@mrbig4351 easy, through paddlin'!
Makedonche 10 months ago
This is a wonderful video
Rossip0tamus 11 months ago
I do the abe simpson voice really well!
TheWolfgangcuties 11 months ago
u spelled grampa wrong
thefunnyopp 11 months ago
I can't help but laugh at him even when he hasn't told the punchline, his character is that funny.
dicekpapi18 11 months ago
I've watched this video dickety-nine times today!
JoeLaTurkeyIII 11 months ago 172
I cant wait to get old, Abe has inspired that as long as you sound good talking your not crazy.
DamienWar 1 year ago 2
he reminds me of my grampa
breeeegs 1 year ago
Grampa for president
TheGamecube64Guy 1 year ago
@TheGamecube64Guy ....would be MUCH better than what we have now!-LOL!
45gunner 11 months ago 3
i love Grampa
iTaLiAnBoYFrOmRoMe 1 year ago
Dickety? Highly dubious!
c7lee 1 year ago
Abraham Simpson is like my mother in-law they never stop talking lol
123cbear 1 year ago
I learned more about American historyfrom Abe Simpson than I did from the American public school system
mustymuf 1 year ago 6
*wipes tear from eye*
A true American hero.
*salutes*
ZeldaFreak1987 1 year ago 7
give me five bees for a quarter
JimenezLeon 1 year ago
How could anyone "dislike" this? Kidding, I'm sure.
Arguman 1 year ago
God Bless America
ImmortalChaos 1 year ago
LOL, good old Grandpa Simpson.
p00ner2010 1 year ago
could the part when Abe and Homer sang "play it cool" be uploaded. it's not on hulu, and it's too damn funny to find?
10menonachest 1 year ago
back in my day the radio only had two channels on and off
MrDirkdirkdirk 1 year ago
"Oh bitch bitch bitch!" Best line from Abe ever!
Water3Monkey 1 year ago 3
Grover Cleveland and two consecutive ocassions. I had no idea Grandpa was over 140 years old. Haha glad I know my U.S. history.
DisposableTormentor 1 year ago
@DisposableTormentor Grover Cleveland was president 1885-1889 and 1893-1897. The episode the clip is from aired in 1998. That would make Grandpa at least 115 or so at the time.
BlitztheDragon 1 year ago
@BlitztheDragon do you get the joke though? Cleveland served two non-consecutive terms. Cleveland spanked abe simpson on two non-consecutive occasions. I hope this doesn't make me sound like a smart-ass. I just got that joke as I write this.
nieuwbooy 1 year ago
is that jerry brown?
6T9Camaro 1 year ago
I can't wait to be old so I can talk like this!
JoeLaTurkeyIII 1 year ago 3
Grandpa Simpson must be so fun to write.
EspnNBAGeneral 1 year ago 9
It looks like 14 people failed in History.
thedoctorand 1 year ago
HAHAHAHA My grandpa rants on like that! Oh the storys he has!
SmileGotham 1 year ago 3
I pieced mine together mostly from Bazooka Joe Bubble Gum...
ysbaddaden2003 1 year ago 3
Grampa Simpson, a popular featured speaker at tea party rallies
nicelobsters 1 year ago 3
@nicelobsters Are you implying that what Tea Party is doing is nonsense?
koopalingsforever19 1 year ago
@koopalingsforever19 If so, he'd be right.
V2Blast 1 year ago
Nickels had pictures of bumblees on them.
ChevalierAguila 1 year ago 3
@ChevalierAguila If you listen to it with +4 (Pitch, so it is a squeaky voice), it sounds like Piglet! lol
TheSpyroCool 1 year ago
0:49/1:19/1:46 - I LOVE that Story (and the reactions), that's my most favourite!
VideoSam16 1 year ago 3
@VideoSam16
What Episode is tht ment 2 be??
dadsarmyfrules 1 year ago
Thank god for Grampa's advice! I was gonna tie one of those big yellow onions to my belt. Screw you Moygenville!
ErikJAwesome 1 year ago 158
@ErikJAwesome xD hahahahaha me too
TheBloodySkull13 1 year ago
THUMBS UP for the best character on the simpsons
aleramone23 1 year ago 379
@aleramone23 I think it's a tie between abe simpson and sideshow bob =)
marloweowsley 1 year ago
give me 5 bees for a quarter
TheBloodySkull13 1 year ago 6
So interesting!
Milkman26789Z 1 year ago
zzzzzzzz.. French toast please.
stickshaka 1 year ago
Hello Grampa, my old friend,
Your busy day is at an end.
Your exploits have been sad and boring,
They tell a tale that's worth ignoring.
When you're alone, the words of your story
Will echo down the rest-home hall,
'Cause no one at all,
Can stand the sound
Of Grampa.
katakisLives 1 year ago 8