Re: Criss Angel Revealed Putting Lady In Half

[MellyMel185]

i think um? all this magic um? will um? is it me or "um" is favourite word?

[DKnight19917234]

did he capture this with his potato?

[Beadwindow2020]

I still don't know how because I couldn't concentrate for 5+ minutes for what is probably a 1+30 max explanation. Even fast forward didn't help. Word of the day: brevity

[kandy4425]

I feel bad for your mother cause when she gave birth to you, your fat ass must have stretched out her coo caa.

[slaird1802]

You are such a real dumbass!!! Get lost!!!

[filthyspigot]

I suggest you start drinking heavily

[Turkeyfromhetalia]

i see i got so fucking scard

[fela576]

People Are So Fucked Up These Days

[Ryan4964]

you sir should stop with YOUR tomfoolery!! its REAL man! next your going to tell me wrestling is fake! you must worship satan!

[thehelper2010]

Omg omg Only 2\3 words: delete this video !

[bopmoo]

ummmmmyur a fag ummmm ummmmm ummm ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmum m m mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[MrFaTaLKill]

Ha i skip like every 30 seconds and everytime he is saying um um um um

[alnox999]

im sleep with this video

[Samdaprosurfer]

boring, oh so how many subscribers do you have? far out this video is crap!

[rabiahzaruq]

fuck me, wot the fuck, i want my 2 mins back u kunt

[heroking1133]

waste of 2 minutes ...yeah i agree he DOES look like a serial killer :\

[moshmania1]

i agree with him ianchristophermyers

[baozeng]

this video is so boring

i just can't believe

he made this fucking video for us to watch

[filthyspigot]

I think he is masturbating

[fatzy9ttuts]

yeah LOL

[filthyspigot]

Trixter? He's an entertainer. You look like a serial killer.

[renton49]

boring video wit bad quality if u wan2 explain a trick do it right the whole point of magic is entertainment n u jus bored the crap outa me THNX!!!

[ianchristophermyers]

i love this guy. he is way cooler than criss angel

[zacora]

He's called an illusionist idiot he never said o it's magic and i can only do it cuz i am special.

[LBC6893]

Great camera, get at me with your camera settings id like to know.

[muller090]

mate, you don't know everything about everything. do something more productive and less annoying in your free time.

[kaykaykay75]

omg why do ppl have to e sooo mean.......

he is only trying to inform you abpout a magic trickkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:(

[mago7733]

fatt ass

[coolpunkxx]

i dont think ppl wanna watch old ppl talkin on youtube

[char74wess]

Calling him fat will not make you guys any skinner

[mago7733]

is fat

[AnImErOcKs360]

wat the fuck r u fukin tokkin bout. ur jst a fatass bastard who cant move his fukin legs go bak 2 were u were born ur fukin kitchen filled wit ur fatass shit. nd wat the fuch r u tokkin bout angles ann motorcycles nd hummers. just go to ur fukin kitchen u bitch.

[centralcoastbum]

dont b angry cuz u cant spell

[AnImErOcKs360]

fuck you. your mom cant fuckiing spell an ur dad(the fat guy in this dumbass video)is a dumbass fag

[centralcoastbum]

haha my mom cant spell... good one dumbass! ur mom can suck a dick n ur dad ( wich is me) is very angry and is considering whooping ur ass

[AnImErOcKs360]

ur a bitch nd ur mom was to scared to have sex and thats why she adopted u. nd ur dad doesnt even hav a dick so fuk u.

[paulsgibbs]

how old are you?

[joewar420]

you fat schmuck get a life and stop hating. if you had a life or any talent at all you would not be giving a b.s. speech on youtube.

[mannie5851]

Love the HD look and sound. O_O

[hennesseyvenom123]

dont even have a clue of what you are saying so why dont you go back to youre kitchen just to do that thing you were born to do EAT

[AnImErOcKs360]

im wit u

[kidsmualer666]

fat ass

[cocokrause]

oh... i get it now...

[kxracer79]

MJs play toy

[charmedrhi333]

Shut your face you fat prick

[Jugemon76]

do you think I am interested in your fat face to tell these thing we already know :D? show us something related to that trick

[Luketc]

dude you are fat. stop eating food so much.

[rayvis1310]

you say um alot and talk to slow so you retard so i x off craphole

[hipulse]

Bloody Boring. You think U r an Expert but U r full of shit. Delete it man!!!

[Bolinman]

you need to buy a decent camera bro...then MAYBE...people will believe what your saying...other wise until then...you dont make any sence whatsoever...

[PokemonMasters2009]

hey thats the guy who stands outside of my window at night....

[Kyl314]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA nice...

[acidfairy20]

BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Spunoutofcontrol]

blah blah blah your boring

[lennyhipp]

"magicians are just tom fooleries!"

hahahahaa!

Thanks for telling us what EVERYBODY in the world already knows. THey're tricks, optical illusions, smoke and mirrors, etc. and NEVER were there claims to be anything else!

erm, thanks!

[lennyhipp]

sorry to break it to you, but Cris Angel has never claimed any extraordinary powers... EVER. In fact, he goes out of his way to expose people that do.

[Alex753931]

OMG its pEter Griffin

from family guy

[koradub]

omigod you are so boring. Criss Angel is an illusionist and does this for entertainment so who cares about your theories! SHUT UP!

[lebouski]

gods not real....and he's not talking theories. You're just to stupid to listen to what he is saying. He may be boring and lecture like a boring teacher....but he acually talks about something intresting

[GreenCheeseMike]

Nice double chin lol

[cillian234]

G.U.Y!!!!!!!!!!

[Sorkijan]

Faggot...

[Omegadiz]

This guy is a hater

[TBricault]

wow dude u are way off topic and u need u need to learn how to speak correctly lol. Also u did not reaveal his trick of the women being pulled in half. dumbass

[ZnickZ92]

I like your double chin

[patchie413]

hahaha, i never comment on these kinds of things but seriously? you're pathetic haha

[rainbowmonkeycrayon1]

:O OMG GUESS WHAT. no one cares. now go let those kids out of the closet!

[WFB313]

omg this is so boring i cant even watch

[dontbeaj3w]

pedo

[jimmylovesc]

peado.........................­................

[iTzVIS1ON]

how many 5 year olds are locked in ur basement you pedophile.

[MasterArius]

zzzzsnorezzzz zzzzzsnorezzzz ! what? OMFG....

[adamlux]

Putting people in half? I assumed with a title like that you were not a native English speaker! I guess I was wrong. It's "pulling" Mr boring guy.

[poposlow]

me: "ahuh ahuh ahuh nice 1"

that guy: "safdhfiwohfefiohefge"

me: "well i think ur face is face when ur webcam lags"

that guy: "wat!! *cry himself to sleep*"

[Cabuncle]

oh shit, i see you have more vids of yourself...

[elfuggo]

You really made me think... and I wanna say thank you,but what i really think now after

your insight is YOUR A DUMBASS

[Outlawdragon6911]

Look everything he does is an illusion not real and he has never claimed it to be real. You give us a scientific explanation well this is why...no one cares. Magic is supposed to be fun for the audience and the performer. If all you are going to do is criticize this arts top performers that don't watch magic. As an magician I like to watch him and others perform just for the fun, I don't want to know how it is done, that takes away from the wonder of the illusion. Most expiations are SH!T anyway

[KrakenOfTheSouth]

you spelled explanations wrong the second time... how? the "I" key isnt even next to the "N" key, your grammer sucks too, before you criticize people, check your own IQ

[Joshwa99999999999999]

yea lol

[mrsbubbles956]

your web cam fucking sucks

[mrsbubbles956]

ur web cam sucks

[javisan14]

What the F#@$!zzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz zzzzzz zzzzzzz zz........

[omarbose]

you are a fat ass loser that doesn'thave anything better to do! it looks like you eat burger king every day! go on the subway diet you fat ass

[demiangiordano]

You are so slow... WOW... Anoying as hell... You really need to go get a new computer also...WOW... You are more amazing then any of Chris Angels tricks. How crazy can you be? We all know it's fake and your missing the whole point of magic, which is to have fun and mess with kids minds before they grow up and become boring like you..

[jasoli52]

Sad lonely little idiot. Trying to make yourself feel self imprtant getting and youtube and just blabbing, in one point you made no sense what soever. You are sitting there pointing out obviouse shit, Criss Angel has never claimed to have powers, he in fact shows people how charlatins work so they don't dupe you on the street.

oh teah, Get a faster fucking computer if you are going to put your ass on the internet, glitchy pic with audio!!!!!!!!!!!! made me feel like a still had dial-up! lol

[blackdude57]

um um zzzzz zzzzz zzzzz

[Jcook725]

um um um um um um um lol uhh uhh uhh your buttugly um um um no im sure. 2 CHINS the bottom one is bigger then the top one i know what im getting you for christmas.....TWINKIES

[nate112599]

well that may be true but obviasly you have no life either you look like the guy from borat

[LongBeach2pegCity]

Know, he does know magic. But his show is illusion, he has done a lot of magic in his, Im sure your fat ass would do tricks on tv for money and popularity. Who wouldnt, he claims it as an art form and it is. It takes great knowledge to think of those "scams" or tricks or whatever they are. I know I couldnt think of most of that stuff, I know you cant. So quit hating and try to spread something positive.

[SacReckededit]

um um um shut the fuck up n quit hatin on a nigga, stupid fat mufuka needs to go and eat sum subway or sumtin....look at his lower chin lol!!!!!!

[mxrider025]

Jesus Christ you're so monotone... I almost just fell asleep.

[evandaleloy]

You are even more of a loser get a job

[mintos0418]

what with the "ums"???

[rishrandom]

mr podgey wants to say somthing, oh yea why do you keep on saying "um"

[mikesg72]

Woah... that's a neat magic trick. A floating giant blubberized talking head.

Yes kids, this is what happened to Mr. Clean after he retired.

[vilius1234]

2 fps .... ftw!

[kcarale22]

243 times. you said "um" 243 times.

and "tom foolery" ?!?!?!?! how old ARE you?

[jamestangent69]

lol um lol. yur cute

[kcarale22]

<33 aww thanks

[ryanakahuss]

kcarale22....how much of a retarded loser are you?

you actually counted how many times he said "um" ROFL

[kcarale22]

lol. actually i have the attention span of a 5 year old so no, i didnt actually count. but i was trying to get a point across.

how many comments did you have to scroll through to get to mine? geesh.

[nathanvk1]

listen fatty your all just mad cause some coked out dush made millions of bucks off you stupid americans... fuckin stop watchin his show if your going to cry you got pwned buy a street preformer.

[CUUJUUJUU]

I do agree that magic has to stop being televised, but not only is it the entertainment I enjoy about it, but the feeling you get when your successful with the trick.

Certain tricks that are done, like Criss Angelwalking on water, escaping a cement block, etc.can only be accomplished with editing. I'm not specifying only those tricks, but there are some that can.

Look at the original Houdini. The Orange-Tree. That went untelevised. Now THAT was a magic trick.

[bradhatesdennis]

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[CUUJUUJUU]

I stopped it around "Criss angel is just a regular person". Well I DO think they mention that they are all "Illusions", which equal out to "not real". Correct?

And as a side note, The trick isn't "Revealed". It's never "revealed" unless he tells you how he did it himself, or someone who was actually there and actually told by him. The trick was just "Estimated". That's all these are. "Criss Angel: Cement truck trick 'estimated'.

[Miketheman2992]

tell that to the spectator. See, thats the problem, even if they're wrong these secrets still ruin the whole trick. Magic needs to find a way to stop these videos, otherwise tv shows are in trouble.

[blairsucks]

ummm im guessing you are one of them people that drive 35 in a 55 if your so smart then why didnt you see the bike coming at you preacher not listening to the choir i think but i see no one else has anything good to say so great ummmmm painting in the back is that a picasso

[redlinebam]

Unmistakable18 (1 week ago) Show Hide

u look like a convicted pedophile..........go register yourself! [2]

[mrsbrown1317]

SHUT UP YOUR BORING ME TO DEATH

[kellymichellex]

he's a normal human being?

how amny normal human beings do you know who can do what he does?

im guessing not a lot.

[CUUJUUJUU]

I'm not dissing your beliefs or anything, but...they 'are' all illusions, and therefor they are all just made to look like something they simply are not for public/personal entertainment. :) Have a little fun with it.

[hadleygal]

the whole video is um, uh, uh, uh, um, um, dang! i dont even want to watch this!

[bucubiotchs]

good lord..... shut up. um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um

[Unmistakable18]

u look like a convicted pedophile..........go register yourself!

[BelizeanCoin]

LMAO !!!!!!!!!! SO TRUE

[ero123one123]

um what the hell um y the hell um they let uh mr. um safty um post um these um silly um vidoes um i dont um even know um what i was um watchimg um just stop hating um....

[dquin12]

stfu loser

[suiciedchild]

guess what *magic isn't real* the whole point of being a magician is making people believe you can really do something, so cris angel is a magician. and whats up with the traffic safety speech?

[boredchguy]

all that time making this video an you could have been cleaning your filthy house...

[hermanbong74]

ITS REAL !!! ITS REAL!!! HE IS GOD!!! YOU ARE DEVIL!! :) LOL and um ... none of his tricks are magic just tricks. but he is good at it and it is cool as hell.

[N1k1mon]

I love when people say "anybody could do it" and criss angel is not really talented. OK...lets see this tub get his own show and make millions of dollars.

Like we needed the warning to watch out for tomfoolery, they are MAGICIANS AND ILLUSIONISTS, thats what they do!

[cchamp999]

Why did i watch all this? lol

[Cornhusker69]

Um...hey man..um....You need to get a life and get out of the house some. Since you know so much, you should be a magician. Hey UMMM...you could be the next BoZo! BTW..

UM...leave Criss Angel alone or he will make you UM...disapear like you first 2 chins.

[tuftone]

you should be a magician... you look like you could make a whole lot of food disappear

[TheKaratekidGodzalo]

yeah i agree

[phillykaveman]

umm i have the worst camara umm in the umm world !

[louieptuey]

Umm... what video(s) is this a response to?

Umm...guess I'll go through every Criss Angel Video on YouTube so I can see umm...WHAT THE FUCK YOUR TALKING ABOUT.

[Shiftdon]

who this man dude

[texassherri1]

I'm speechless, I couldn't get 44 seconds into this without getting Ummm...annoyed and leaving!

[SokkiP0di]

Um um um um, couple Mcdonald + french fries um um um um some chips and chili dip um um um um um um um

[zxzmikezxz]

well duuuh hes an illusionist. if ur normal then u should know its not real but its still fun to watch

[killya552]

um um um um um cheese burgers um umu um um um hotdogs and world of warcraft um um um

[hulkman273]

um um um um um. im a fat ass um um m um retard um um um um

[dakotahgordon]

fuck you hulkman273

[tunnel2000]

dont listen 2 those insensitive comments mate. theres always ppl who put others down.

never listen 2 them.

But fyi, that is a little boring, and the quality is preety bad, u should prob remove it.

[lydiaespino12]

yup yup hes sexy

[SevenfoldSin]

Criss Angel is not a magician. Criss Angel is an illusionist. Illusionist's jobs aren't to make people believe his tricks, it's to make people wonder how he performed them.

[leandroyeayea]

u fucking retard, magicians are illusionist, it's the same thing.

[Raven9619]

no...the difference between a magician and an illusionist is, Magicians do it for real...

[Nemesis0005]

"the difference between a magician and an illusionist is magicians do it for real?" LOL! you believe in magic? grow up...

[Raven9619]

@Nemesis0005 No asshole, I don't "believe" in Magic, I have no formal "belief" system in anything spiritual, supernatural or metaphysical however, there are a number of religions that do, are you inferring that these religions have no validity or that they are somehow "infantile" because their belief systems incorporate majik as part of their rituals...I'm a dyed in the wool athiest...I do not "believe" that our universe required a god for it's existance but many religions do...are they retards?

[PKM032]

magicians don't do it for real either...its an illusion...you're a fucking retard!

illusionist=magician

[Raven9619]

@leandroyeayea and the best you can do is call me a fucking retard? howz about you go study some religions "OTHER" than fundamentalist christianity and learn the definition of Majik vs. Illusion (please pay careful attention to the spelling...it's important) Illusion has an explaination that is not "metaphysical" in nature...Majik does not, it's a spiritual/religious thing.

[miguelash]

zzzzzz... zzzzzzzzzz... zzzz... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

[sasorixx3]

get a life, damn

[pyrobryan]

That's the whole point of "magicians" a.k.a. illusionists. We all know it's fake, it's the "How did he do that?" that gets us.

[lilzavaleta]

um..

[yimmychonga]

UM if Um i talked UM like this...UM.....id UM probably...UM be UM fat and.....UM have no UM life either UM................so UM get out of....Um...your Um moms house.....its not...UM healthy to UM be 45 and UM live with your...UM ....mom.

[PAABS2000]

hahahahahahahahahaha this has go to be the funnist comment of youtube history, u made me piss my pants, kudos to you, you really should get an award and get known for this !! lol !!!!

[steve062580]

From 3:46 to 4:29 he didn't say UM, I'm impressed!

[davehartllc]

Criss Angel is an ENTERTAINER! I know his stuff is ILLUSIONS and that he cannot fly and all that shit, but... when I watch (i.e.) Superman or another movie I realize it is just ENTERTAINMENT. I get a kick out of watching Criss Angel. Hell, watching his show is better than watching Mtv or something. Just a TV show. Angel could care less if we "figure him out!" He's doing new illusions everyday and laughing all the way to the bank. Is KISS (Gene Simmons) really satanic? NO... Gotta have a gimmick!

[1suzyq1stormy]

uMM, UMM, UMM, UMM omg YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOboring !!!!

you idiot, he admits they are illusions!!!! you fat prick!!!um yeah, um I said idiot um,um,um

[vega749]

i think hes the new 40 year old virgin

[Breeforme]

fat piece of shit, dumb ass, wishing u were criss.this guy is actually smart and is actueally telling it how it is u guys r so fukin stupid u have to bash guys on youtube cuz u have sad pathetic lives. if u think her made a bad video keep it to yourself cuz face it no one really want you commenting anyway its just a way for u to feel like ur better than him by judging him. well u know what thats just sad

[ryanz2003]

A LOT of hateful comments on here! I think that everyone needs to lay off my boyfriend here, yeah that's right, I said MY BOYFRIEND!!!

y'all best stop hating on my man cause y'all is jealous!

I know it's hard for everyone to look at my SEXY and HOT man and to have to come to terms with the fact that my man is just as SMART as he his SEXY and HOT. JEALOUS??????

[rayland1525]

Zzzzzzz..

[COCKY011]

yo i dont understand what you are talking about but i know you wish u were criss

[Noobixide]

There really needs to be some sort of application process to join youtube, with some sort of test.

[chicano3620]

Stop hating you fag if you got all these theories you try it u fat azz bitch

[ktm374]

u fat lard of shit learn to not talk so monotone

[2006ashfaq]

Booooooooooooooorrrriiiinnnnng­gggggggg!!!!!!!

[LuvsKevinJoeNick]

wtf.

learn to talk right.

[luvscrissangelmore]

u fat piece of shit. look at that double chin!!!!!!!!fattass.you do what criss does. oh wait!! ur toooooo fffaaattt!!!!!

[saaaahm]

i got to 1:43 and i still had no fucking idea what you were talking about. Learn how to string a fucking sentence together.

[merza16465]

gay criss angel make areal deal with devil with GEN

[Dolmah27]

Get a web cam that works you fuck head!

[jbjfan3262]

its true what he is saying this lady is normally that size it was on tv so shut up all you dumb fucks who dont know shit!! criss angel does have some help u know DUHHHH

[fatguysticks]

fuk u u fat ass ur a fat sack of shit that is hating on a person who i fun to bee with i know criss angel u noe nothing o u noe wat go fuk urself i bet criss angel is magic enough to make u loss all that fat u asshole fuk u BITCH!!!!!

[twiggykilla]

dude, ur explanation of the hummer trick was the worst piece of shit example i ever heard...

[U4TSAF2]

Have you nothing else to do with your time?

[khunabah]

are you about done breathing yet? how does this waste of time reveal the trick?

[GRAWman]

the true meaning of magic is giving some one something special to belive in that they can choose what there say is and the dictonary definition is "see illusionist" and its just fun

[ZotDudot7]

You know, this video um is like, you know, um very boring. Um. I didn't learn anything, um. Why did you um waste my time you fucking um, um, um fatso!

And like quemamone, I too am sorry for adding to the views of this... individual's video...

Um.

[dorugamon1]

oh hi fatty :] u r so fat u r like godzilla wut do i get for christmas

[cokemanme]

this guy is a total retard went from magic to car accidents

[justinlip]

next time write down what youre going to say, and then just read it... shit. just listening to you gave me a headache. lmao "um yea thats called um.....sight...through...tunne­ling." OOH YEAH i remember that from school, totally. Youre using tomfoolery to trick us into thinking youre smart. you sly fox you

[ryancrose]

well done. try not to say 'umm' so much and get a new cam. try wearing a hat. (not meant to sound mean)

[quemamone]

sorry for adding to his views