Gin Riot - Michael McIntyre poem

[Doniedaff]

I sometimes find myself drawn to this whenever I get frustrated by how many people find this comedic non event funny. It's good to know I'm not alone.

[TheVonFinleys]

hmfrx is Michael McIntyre's wife. 

[ComedicTheory]

i had cancer last year...it was funnier than this

[hmfrx]

go and fuck yourself. you are just so jealous of Michael McIntyre's success. Do you know how much he had to go through to get where he is today?! He's Gone through thousands and thousands of pounds into debt, lost his father at 17 years old and his parents divorced when he was 7! HOW DARE YOU. How fucking DARE YOU. He is the SWEETEST man ever, just because he can do amazing stand up routines without insulting everyone and swearing in every sentence doesn't mean you can insult him! jealous twat!

[scribbullproductions]

@hmfrx

Either you are McIntyre's biographer or you listened to Desert Island Discs too.

And for the record, I am ginriot's biographer and he has been through A LOT too.

[Doniedaff]

@hmfrx

So because he's been through personal problems (as we all do) we have to all fall over him and pretend we find him funny? Have you any idea how ridiculous that sounds? I don't care if he was gang raped by neo-nazi transvestite gorrillas on unicycles, his material is poor, he has no comic timing, he laughs at his own jokes and he can't do an accent to save his life. As an Irishman his 'fir or mna' joke illustrates this. Making a joke out of nothing.

[ComponentX]

Are you possessed... by a twat?!

[mecagoenlaleche98]

This is not funny. I love Michael McIntyre myself but that's not why I don't like this. It's because this saddo has essentially nothing better to do than to slag off some poor guy. Anyway, this ones to talk about stupid accents? Whens the last time he heard himself self talk ??? One word : IMMATURE

[webbtje]

@mecagoenlaleche98 "this saddo has essentially nothing better to do"

Person has some free time. Person writes thing you don't like. Person therefore has nothing better to do. QED.

[jefftipps]

Fuck Michael McIntyre, that creepy, smug, wee cunt. The other day i was walking down the street and i was passing this kid - about 7 or 8 years of age - when the image of Michael Mc Intyre mincing around the stage like Dale Winton at the dildo shop pops into my head, i got so annoyed i kicked the child in the face as hard as i could.

That was your fault Mc Intyre, ya child beating cunt.

[allnightdrinker]

I love this so much I put it on purely to cheer my self up!

[JerryM0rris]

That was infinitely funnier than the Mcintyre melanoma.

[Doniedaff]

Brilliant!

[dubchild1974]

brilliant.

God has good taste.

[21ishy21]

this isnt funny

[Saternalius]

Funnier than Michael McIntyre!

[21ishy21]

hm...ok this guy was funny for the 1st 30 secs but it got a bit repetitive

[HarryC11]

You've got a bit repetitive after 2 comments.

Well done

[21ishy21]

I don't think repeating myself once is enough for you to say I'm being repetitive....

[HarryC11]

Bloody hell. Here he goes again.

Change the record mate.

[21ishy21]

...I'm not playing a record...

[HarryC11]

touche

[21ishy21]

yay i win lol!

[HarryC11]

If you were playing a record though, what would it be?

If I had to guess I'd go for......JLS

[21ishy21]

i'm sure we're supposed to be talking about this video and not how much you like JLS...

[Rowso11]

This 21ishy21 is hard work isn't he?

[21ishy21]

:D :D

[HarryC11]

Tell me about it. He's been like this all afternoon.

I don't think he means any harm

[Saternalius]

I fuckin' love this.

[welshfilmbuff]

As a fellow Welshman, I was starting to think I was the only one who felt this way! 

Some beautiful words of pathos from God, there.

[kalifire]

Excellent stuff, God. All entirely true. I have no idea why so many people like McIntyre and his tedious, obvious 'observations'.

[allnightdrinker]

A little more venom from god could of gone a long way. All of it so true!

[rmm01o]

hahahah omfg this poem is so true.

[bellabellaboo77]

Couldn't agree more!

Absolutely class - nice one ginriot.

[jaredneedsalife]

spot on!

[somme36]

If you want to see Michael Mcintyre die watch any comedy panel show he,s ever on embarassing

[stitchkaboodle999]

I agree.

Men have drawers.

[jefftipps]

Spot on, McIntyre isn't a cunt though, coz as my ma would say, a cunt's a useful thing.

[himynameisronan]

@YesLorenzo go away

[dragoncaviar]

@YesLorenzo Lol.

You genuinely think that stupid sarky twat is funny? I pity you.

[Rowso11]

You shouldn't argue with God. He made absolutely bloody everything in 6 days. What have you ever done?

I'm guessing not quite that much.

[rmm01o]

fuck you hes not funny in the slightest. my face drops when he comes on prancing the stupid cunt. hes not funny hes annoying. this clip is the truth and is actually funny,

[kcirdrab]

Now THAT`S comedy!!

Those useless bastards at the BBC should put this on on Christmas day at 6 P.M., it`s a mile better than anything they`ve had for years.

A.B. Surrey, England.

[andybailey29]

Absolutely brilliant!!