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  • Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded.

    Watch them run, watch them fall, watch them try to catch a ball...

  • Yes, the stuff he says is funny, but just him making the expressions while saying it is what really makes me cry in laughter.

  • Yeah, this song is so true. Stephen King is gonna replace Elvis Presley!

  • Offensive..Even though I am not Catholic..But, hell Stephen Lynch is almost as funny as Tim Minchin haha

  • lets defend the pedophiles.

    Good job kido...

    you've got some growing up to do

  • hahahahahahaha SOO FUNNY priests are GAYYY!!!

  • OMG that is funny shit man!!

  • This has to be my favorite song of his.

    Oh man. Agreed, QueenBoadicea.

  • soo fucking funny OMG hes soo hot too!

  • wicked

  • "if he thinks the second comming is bad,then a 3rd's gonna be insane!" Ha! I died in laughter.

  • Of course there are way too many! Catholics aren't allowed to use birth control...then again, nothing slows down reproduction like boys screwing other boys. :D

  • if he thinks the second comming is bad,then a 3rd's gonna be insaaaaaaaane....hahahaha...lo­ve that part!!!

  • ahahha best video EVER!!!

  • funny

  • ok to the people that say we should respect peoples right to religion, well how much are the god squad respecting my right to atheism when i go to the town center and they are practically force feeding the bible to passers by.

    that aside it all dunt matter coz its just a fricken song and a bloody good one at that if there truly is a god then hes up there on his cloud listening to this and pissing him self wiv laughter

  • I actually bought a guitar so i can play his songs lol. There totally awsome! And yet so so wrong haha.

  • Love it

  • I have like four catholic friends and they love this song. Come on, stop worrying about how politically correct it is to laugh. Even if it offends you, we have the right to freedom of speech. If it's not funny to you, don't watch it.

  • And kids, dont do like that with the mike since we all know thats how HIV spreads

  • Haha, fucking funny!!

  • I read a comment on here saying that you have to respect peoples religion, well all i can say about that is fuck religion. If somebody believes in some crazy shit its not up to the rest of the world to tolerate their insanity is it? Or is that the kind of world we're living in nowadays?

  • thats the greatest fuckin song ever!!! lol

  • why's everyone talking about god it was charles darwin who created earth

    lol.......

    waiting for your bitchy "take everything way to serious" reply :)

  • Charles Darwin didn't create the world, just a theory that the humans once was apes ^^

    Love the song btw ;P

  • yeah i know it was a joke

  • He said apes and man came from a common predecessor. Never said we came from apes directly. Therefore the missing link counter-argument is disproved.

    Either way . . . STEPHEN LYNCH IS THE KING!!!!!

  • yeye I know I'm just not so into details ;P was trying to put it short

  • aren't sure whether you're trying to insult the theory or not but take in to accoount our pretty blatant tail bones along with the fact that we have the exact same number of hair follicles as apes (yes fact, research it)

    as for the song, tis awesome, craig is another good oen to

  • ok ppl its a song. readin sum ov da coments. yea, its a prity evil song, and cud b quite ofensive 2 catholics, but get over it. wad did u xpct? a nice song bout how wonderful priests are??? wat is up with the long debates about paganism?

    dis song is sick!!!

  • steven lynch U R EVIL!

    u will burn in hell!

    but i laughed hystericali neway. i is a catholic. i gues i is goin 2 hell too.

  • jesus its a song!! get de fuck over it

  • forget it enjoy the song!

  • 3:26 LMFAO

  • seriously stop posting all that crap about religon it is ffucking comedy if you dont like it dont watch the video i personaly think that it is funny as hell

  • seriously

    i mean im religous but hes not serious

    fuckin hilarious

  • i ttly agree wit u. ppl take fngs way 2 seriously.

  • Okay this is funny. You people all need to stop posting all this shit about religion and all this crazy shit. IT'S FUCKING COMEDY!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • jadou88 was the one who started it. What you're saying right now is what I was trying to tell him in the first place, bro. Don't flip out.

  • funny...but true..

  • one the funniest things i have ever heard

  • what the fuck lol, so funny :)

  • dude, i'm catholic myself, and i think that's the funniest thing i've ever seen. like, for real.

  • Central Park. 8:00 p.m.

  • i find this verry disterbing as the lyrics aa a verry devouted christian but to hell with it all u americans are going to hel any way what would the funny song do amuse you on your way down LOL now thats a joke hahahahaa

  • Yeah, sure thing. This song is just a joke; don't get your robes in a bunch, oh holy enlightened one. Besides, don't try to hide the fact that there are a lot of pedophile priests out there (Hell, that's why I became a universalist), because it's true. I respect the Christian religion, and I respect your views, but dont be an arrogant prick about it.

    And for the love of God, learn how to spell and correct your grammar. No one is going to take you seriously if they think you're illiterate.

  • you are right my man i mean my gramar sry im not american learning it tho u know ther is alot of other languages in the world than english .

    besides i am not dening it i just dont beleive that any church in america is right

    the USA canada is a (SESS POOL of filth its the sadoum ^ amoura of the new age and it is gona all burn in hell that is my opginon my man.

    im sure ther is alot of desent GOd faring ppl but they are so few .

    so yeah that it man ther u have it thank God i am not american

  • I agree with you in the aspect that Amraica is a giant shithole; an American would know that best. I apologize for jesting at your grammar as well, looking at your videos I see that you're Lebanese(?). I also don't agree with some of the religions in this country, Such as Evangelists who would jump off a cliff if you called it something like "Jump for Jesus", but I respect them anyway. I don't think any religions are wrong and I treat them all equally, from Christian to Pagan.

  • no no ur absolutly right you have to respect every religion and the choice a person chose to be what he want to be but respect them is something and disagring on the facts and truth and basics of life is a hole complet difrant thing . lol yes i am catholic and lebanese an most defenetly hate evangelics ( protestant) or jahovas witness and devil worshipers for example they are a religon in usa right tell how can u respect them fuck man if i see one real one i would kill him evan if i go to jail

  • Hey hey, don't go crazy there. Jahova's Witness and Evangelist I understand, But Pagans and Wickens are probably the most misunderstood of religions. Think of it like this; The Christian manifestation of Satan wasn't the "Antithesis of God". He had his followers, and much like the Christian God he had something to offer them. People may frown upon them because of things like murder but if you recall The Crusades, the more devout one is to their beliefs the more murder is seen as "negotiable".

  • yo man im not going crazy the evangelicals killd and massacard and assalted and tortured empresant etc.. do i hae to go on CATHOlics and they dont evan beleive in jesus so plz dont tell me these ppl arent gona burn in hell .thn satan is the enemy of jesus thus makes his followers the enemy o me and all that i stand and was rais on and what do u do to your enemy not turn the other chek im talking real life you DESTROY UR enemy u ANNALIATE HIM so yeah .

  • i mean i dont kid myself i know the devil has folwers on this earth just as do Jesus has us on this earth

    i mean i wont kill any one or else il go to hell but i mean il do something about it u know

  • That's all true, but what I'm trying to say is that when viewed as a 3rd party bystander, without picking sides, Satan never did anything wrong. He simply wanted to spread his message as did God. Sure, he did it in a more violent way, but that's not unusual at all with religious figures and leaders. I was of the Pagan religion for a few years, and trust me, it's not that much different from christianity.They were nice and accepting. The chanters and "Satan Worshippers", are their "Evangelists".

  • man any ppl that wana rexrut ppl are gonna be accepting and nice what do u think they gonna critisise you lol hah evan militias and banks work the same things LOL man what do u mean satan didnt do anything wrong he hes evil he is all wrong i dont care what ur religion is all of them say that ther is the devil or hell and its wrong so for the 3 pwerson he is evil a tumor and tumor should be taken out of he body

  • What I meant was that the actual Pagan church isn't ll blood-drinking and animal-raping. It's not like that at all. It's just like a Christian Church, except with the roles reversed. What the media has strained paganism out to be these days is just the pagan extremists, who the main religion shuns anyway I'm not gonna try to change your views; that's a road I don't believe in treading.

    And no, not all religions have a "devil". They're not all centered around hatred of a fictional being.

  • Paganism is just worshipping nature. It was here way before Christianity. Christianity has managed to wipe away the remnants, and they've made the horned one(male god of fertility) and turned him into the devil. And they've gotten rid of the "goddess" (kinda like mother earth) and made her priestesses seem like witches. Paganism is as pure as religion can get, there's no punishment for every small "sin", you just have to live life honestly and be thankful for what you've been given.wow it's long

  • well bloody said!

    the cross is a pagan icon and so is the so called jewish star, Catholics tried to destroy the pagan religion but people who believe in it pass it on to their kids so it'll never die.

    Love this song soooooooo true with Catholic priests

  • the cross is more likely a modification of an old astrological tool for monitoring seasons/sun positioning and what not

  • The cross we're talkin about was used to nail criminals to and leave there until they died.

  • Where the hell did you hear that?

  • hear? its a biological fact, like i said research it, it aint my job to cure ignorance

  • Oh, crap. I'm actually... Very sorry. I think I confused Paganism with another term for Satanism... My mistake.

    Now that I've done some research on the topic I apologize for confusing the terms. My bad.

  • MAN i dont ccare what pagan chirch or ppl DO they can go FUCK them selfs for all i care i know one thing that is a law

    ONE's FREEDOM end's WHEN IT stand in the way of other ppl

    so plz a hole religion based all on everything agains in revers of christianity thes ppl asre retards and deserv to rot in hell and im sure they will like that

    and no man i disagre true not al religion focuz on the devil or his existance out they gnolige the ying and yand good vs evil

    JESUS is good DEVIL is EVIL

  • hell's gonna be funny with Stephen...

  • That'd be funny to see him audition for american  idol with a song about how much the show sucks.

  • Yeooo irishelite just so u know its not just catholic priest's that do that so dnt b singling them out like that

  • Yeah, Not a lot by any means, but Priests have done that. It's a fact, look up the articles of the priests that have plead guilty to molestation.

    So, Wasserbunner, before you accuse informed people of being idiots, you should do some research of your own.

    Moron.

  • Um, for your information there are priests that actually do that. There have been cases of priest's malesting children. Look it up.

  • Priests have done it, and still do it, thats why you shouldn't let your child be an altar boy.

  • who's your father....lol...

  • its true about catolic priests

  • this song is really one of my favorites. lynch looks so evil and sings like an angel. fuckin genius.

  • Actually, I think it's vice versa. He looks like an angel and sings like Howard Stern...if Howie could sing. The Sternman must LOVE this stuff!

  • You got a point there... although i meant his voice, not the lyrics. looking at it that way you're definitely right.

    Call him Beelz... XD <3

  • This guy is a fckn genious!!! Very intelligent lyrics actually...

  • omg the mic in his eye- so funny

  • god isnt real is there any evidence

  • he has a point

  • BJK !!!!!!!

  • i believe in god but this is just legend, funny as fuck

  • I Love Stephen Lynch's music, but he must get more hate mail then any celebrity alive.

  • theres such a great reaction because at that time he broke the mould and tryed new things good job stephen lynch!

  • lol

  • Who's your father?!

  • omfg! so politically incorrect... or rather everything-ly incorrect! great!

  • Gotta love people who make fun of Religion! I really <3 these kind of people! wish there were more like him in this world! people're takin Religion WAAY too Serious!

  • Thanks, i take it as a compliment :)

  • I'm gonna see him this weekend woohoo XD

  • "if he thinks the second bad then the third one is gonna be insane!" lmao rofl

  • fuck my bad i messed up. lol fuck it you know which part im tlking about

  • His songs are awesome, I just don't like him! It's frustrating.

  • I mean your comment is awesome but i just dont like you.. Its frustrating

  • How incredibly witty of you, seriously, that's hilariously witty.

  • O.O

    wow he doesn't hold back does he?

  • He is My Idol..Hes so Cool.

  • I went to see him in Birmingham last night. Funniest show I've ever seen. This song made my night. HILARIOUS!!!!

  • Leg-end =] Pmsl Lol

    x x x

  • hahahahahahaha omgg thats hilarious lol..my new idol..lmaooo!!=]

  • that was amazing :P !

  • He rules! Just ordered all I could finde in CDs and DvDs :D

  • wer u get them??

  • i'm from ireland, nd i find dat extremely offensive!! priets also go for young girls aswel, not just boys!! rofl!

  • oh so it be ok if he was talkin bout a girl instead.....get urself a sense of humour....im from ireland too i dont find it offensive i just find it funny....lighten up

  • dat was 4 dancinjesus94

  • oh, i forgot dat no1 understands sarcasm on YouTube! Let me clarify what i meant: i was messing when i said that i find it offensive, as i wrote "rofl" in the comment meaning "Rolling on Floor Laughing", hence i was laughing at the video, because it was funny. At least now i know, at the end of every comment, i should state whether i used sarcasm or not. (I did not use sarcasm in this comment)

  • You know bro, i get your humor. They need to take a gaint chill pill in the ass. =D

  • Omg - pissed my pants.

  • Awesome ;]

  • i was on about jsxd752

  • What is your problem? Does the truth hurt like your anus? queerhawk.

  • lmao! that was amazing!

  • YE dont be a dick!! ;)

  • funny as hell

  • going to hell in style

  • dibs on the front row when we're watching him down there (you can sit next to satan)

  • This song is great!

    I wonder if some of can grow a sense of humor... does it work that way?

  • If you dont like it, dont comment on it, this space is for fan's only, so please dont abuse that rule.:) personally, i enjoyed it

  • The truth is out! Reminds me about Celtic Football Club. They abused children, and people knew about it. Jock Stien Knew about it, but chose to sweep it under the carpet in fear of bringing shame on Celtic FC. Instad, the opposite has happend. All he had to do was inform the police, but he did nothing.

    Big Jock Knew

  • Theres nothing bigoted about it. Point it out please?

    All i was doing was stating FACT!

    Stephen Lynch rules!

  • hahahah

  • Thats so fuckin funny

  • i performed lullaby at my school talent show rofl

  • funny u should say that about him at school cause i played and sang D&D for my school talent show... they loved it

  • HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!

    ROFL!

  • haha can u imagine being in school with him?

    talent shows would never be the same ever!!!

  • If he thought the 2nd coming was bad then the 3rd one's gonna be insane!!!!!!!!!!!

    Love that line

    Can't wait till June 7th!!

  • what's June 7th?

  • He's playing Shepherds Bush Empire, London and I'm going woohoo!!

  • I couldn' contain myself after that line of second coming! I keeled over. Stephen Lynch is the best!

  • Stephen Lynch is amazing!

  • temptations of a catholic priest xD

  • stephen for president.

  • LOL at people thinking theyre clever as fuck.

    its hilarious. full stop.

  • haha i think its brilliant , really funny. Even though that is the punchline he made the lyrics really well without being blatantly obvious.

  • fuck you all stop fighting bitchs so fuck fuck fuck... now stop

  • I feel like a creep for thinking the way he says 'Alter boy' is verrrrrrrrrrrry hot. O_O

  • winning an online fight is like winning the special olympics...either way you're still a retard

  • wow your funny.

  • ..and you're not. Little bitchboy.

  • one of the funniest people ever!

  • I love this song! 5/5

    P.S. to those who argue over youtube

    Just leave the arguement alone! No one even cares! Just talk to him privately if you really want to call him names or w/e. Also, a question to all, why do you even defend yourself over youtube? You only come here to watch videos and give feedback not to fight or call people names. Fighting over youtube is the most unintelligent thing I have ever heard of. Arguing back is like stooping to the lowest level of human kind.

  • After all the posts I forgot to say that this is a great video, Steven Lynch is one of my favorite comedians of all time!

    DnD is my favorite by him.

    I thought I should say this because I never actually complimented the video. I've been to busy trashing on people! :D

    Peace.

  • wow i remember seeing this ep of the world stands up. this was the first time i had seen stephen lynch, after this performance i looked him up straight away...fuck that was a loooong fucking time ago. a fucking comedy genius am i lucky to have watched this ep if i hadnt i would have taken alot longer to become introduced to mr lynch.

  • LAWL thats pro...

  • fuckin hell just leave it alone!! priests doin that to kids isnt funny, the song is fuckin amazing. simple as!! if u find it funny then watch it, if u dont dont. music there for entertainment not to get people bitchin at each other, grow the fuck up!!

  • I already said that dude damn, I didn't want him to keep talking to me and I told im not to, but that is exactly what im trying to get across to the dumb fuck thank you.

  • and the more XY speaks, the deeper the "hole of ignorance" grows. You could almost fit a car in it.

    But really, I am impressed. Truly I am. We all experience the ignorant here, it's inevitable. But XY is proving to be a star amungst stars. Each message a bit more entertaining then the one before. It's almost as if he is actally brilliant, and an expert at playing a semi-functional retard.

    Please...dont stop! More please. I think I love him!

  • lol

  • I'm catholic and I don't mind a gag at our expense. There's a serious problem in our sustem where the priest gets reassigned instead of punished. It's pedophiles that happen to be priests, just like how not all Muslims are terrorists, but there are terrorists that happen to be Muslim. The current pope has done nothing about it. He's banned homosexuals from the Vatican when it's a known fact that pedophiles aren't gay, they're sexual deviants who will take advantage of whomever is vulnerable.

  • well said :D

  • i love it when he's like, "ill never be on T.V again"

  • Same here lol that made me laugh.

  • anyone know wat concert this is from?

  • superior minds think alike...fuckin' brilliant

  • ah do you know grace o brien from cork ireland she wants to have your babies

    or she could be your alter boy come to her rectory

    please forward to her deciples

  • Man, this might be my last comment if my aunt or uncle heard this song, they'd break my computer T.T

    But this song is so funny! I wuv you Stephen Lynch!

  • hahaha did u hear the girl during it go, Come on! ? hahaha this guy is sooooooo funny

  • I didnt understand what he was doing at the end Lol:) But then xD Lol

  • He was faking an oral sex/orgasm.

  • Yeah I got that:) after watching it like 12 times:):):)

  • Sweet Jesus, is this person kidding? (perhaps it's just an extremely young kid or something? In which case...why is he/she watching this?)

    Priests diddling young boys is a serious problem in the Catholic church. But please everyone, have an open mind and a kind heart. I know of some Catholic Priests that have honestly only done it once or twice in thier whole careers. It's just that some of them get a little carried away. And gosh, why wouldnt they? I mean hey...who doesnt like A.B's?

  • LMAO did you really just defend preists that honestly DID rape these little kids?

    Oh well, i don't think there's anything i could say somebody else wont tell you eventualy or already said...but im just going to say you either have alot of guts or youre very disturbed.

    oh well, god bless XD!!!!!

  • What? You know of priests who have done this??

    That's just wrong and they should be reported. No, I am not catholic, but it is messed up making fun of such a serious problem whether it be with priests or not but that is what makes it so "f"ing hilarious. And how can you defend them as "carried away?" that in and of it self is wrong. Isn't that against your whole belief system anyway? Carried away, that's just a sad excuse. In fact there isn't an excuse for it.

  • Not only that, but wtf how can you defend someone who has done something like that before. That's horrible. You're seriously disturbed. What its all about the priests and not the victims.You make it out like the priests are the victims here.

    But whatever you will do what you want. You believe that the priests are divine and righteous, yet they're molesting little kids. How sad. Pope does nothing,you see him as being divine, yet he doesn't do anything about it,yes its hard,but he your the leader

  • Wow....some people actually have to be "spoon-fed" a joke, eh?

    Ok then, all my not-so-bright fellow commenters, that comment of mine, is called:

    "Comedy"

    i.e. the same reason you are watching this particular video?

    I learned something today. Never ever underestimate peoples stupidity. Here we have obvious humorus intent in the comments section for a video about child-screwing Priests...and they still take it at face value??

    This is bordering on sad.

  • Yes egg, but your comment wasn't funny. It was worse than the song. The song is f*ing hilarious, but your comment was just stupid. It could have been a lot funnier, but the way you said it did not make it funny at all. How is called, how you say "Comedy" when it isn't funny? I watch this video because it is comedy. Humorous intent, lol. Now that's something to laugh at.

  • Just because you are dense, doesn't mean it isn't funny. Genius.

  • Oh wow, i wish i could be as cool as you could trying to argue with me through youtube... Oh I see now that just because I messed up a few words that your trying to offend me, wow and your trying to look so supieror. Your so cool dude, and thanks for taking notice to the "Don't message me back" part. I don't care what you have to say at all. And btw Hot Pocket eaters? You have alot of problems dude or your like 6 years old who beats off to pokemon.

  • You are very immature.

    Stop trying to get me to argue with you and be more responsible. I don't know you or want anything to do with you.