the world is FULL OF ASSHOLES

[TheWafflelover64]

I was drinking a energy drink while watching this.....

[ProLifeSupporter]

you're hilarious, adorable, and you dress nice.

[rexfordairsoft]

Im 12 and i never no the smart jokes

[assassindwinell1]

I've never done it but i will start

[dudereally210]

Yo I don't appreciate the dreadlock comment but ima like anyway and I fess ur prity funny I laffed at the don't punch a cactus part and yo sorry I would give u some advise on how to get that asshole of ur tail but I don't no anything

[sweetkittytwine]

ok..i hate an asshole..i have an asshole bothering me right now. an ass from youtube who continually writes to me and likes to argue. i have asked him to quit writing to me..i could swear i even blocked user..but he got through..what can i do to make sure he is blocked for good ? anyone ..plz help me get rid of this asshole.

[gabyluvsutube]

why are you so awesone andypandy311

[MediumNothinFull]

aahahhaha the a@ joke aahaha

[MediumNothinFull]

its only 1:40 and im lovin this aahhahaha

[MediumNothinFull]

aah hahahaha nice dude im subbin!

[lilcrazygrl1]

im glad it was tails i dont do oral... hahah!!!!!!

[sikh70]

like the energy drink joke

[Facebookbanger97]

i always look up the word suck,sex,whore, & Fuck. >:3

[twinkyss]

man i thought u were gross first

[kevoslilmama]

@andypandy311 my rump-a-pump-pump would like to keep its virginity just like my front-a-pump-pump :) but I like where your heads at.....wait....O.o

[lillysmileyface101]

i look f*ck up in the dictionary!!! haha

[Katkin97]

haha shuttlecock....

[lala76]

complements  or compliments?

[iSandySandy]

You take hour showers you must be good ;)

[PuresPain]

Get a partner ship!!!!!

[parshnipe69]

dude.. i've been watching your videos for the last hour... ur so funny

[itachifigureskater]

I luv looking up swear words in dictionaries!!!

[alvaradoas1]

I want to fuck your face

[titus2202]

Street Fighter fail? lol This vid is pretty funny haha

[malisowner]

Your so adorable....I'd date you (:

[malisowner]

Marry me?

[kimkdash]

funny shit :)

[Popolisum]

lol the 101 killed me

[ChristinaWalsh86]

Something that is BLUE.



[gamefreak12andahalf]

your not the only one who looks up fuck in the dictionary...

[Cubes001]

In high school the library had the giant unabridged dictionary, and it had every sexual word you could think of and some I didn't even know. It was awesome.

[socialinsignia]

I overlooked your teeth cause you were so funny.

[SiccaD216]

I love your wardrobe XD

[SalmaSparkly69]

i want to fucking marry you, if only i were 10 years older :P

[NinjaPotato01]

Nice suspenders :) too bad you're not wearing a bowtie...because Bowties are cool....and fezzes of course...I wear fezzes now...fezzes are cool.

[Allzthedevil]

...I always look up the sexual words in dictionaries ^_^, which makes me wonder if im smart, because I know words that are not in there... ;P

[brackzaff]

Batting about 75% with the jokes.

[integralmath]

Why would you care to yell to things at them which complete a list, or are meant to improve them? Why not just say nice things to them? =P Like, say, take notice of their ability to differentiate words from one another such that they aren't the avatar of Mrs. Malaprop to the extent they don't make videos with malapropisms in them. =P Malapropisms are so gross.

[silverhalls]

4:16 totally* haha i feel smart and overly observant. =)

[verynasti13]

lmaoo @ Dentist for hoes! omg i cried!!! 

[moazstarwars1234]

i do at school in french class in grade seven its boaring so i pick a dictionaro and look

[cutiegirls4ever]

I do that i always look for fuck in dictionarys :)

[NaturalNerd626]

i wish that one was a joke ;)

[Skannerify]

so many assholes in this place. so many assholes in my face.

[lotrfan8]

Wow, you've ruined Little Drummer Boy for me. Luckily we have several months till Christmas.

[KINGHICKER]

SHUTTLECOCK hahahaahaa

[xhoguex]

I look for 'dirty' words too. Specifically the 'n' word. Nipple.

Anyways, I eat food, but I drink coffee and 5 hours because my job entails me driving long distances really early or really late. Also, I like the jitters

[fionafizz22]

YOU.

NEED.

MORE.

VIEWS.



[plaguilar2006]

This is one of the funniest ones I've seen! And that's saying something lols

[MrBurritoGuy]

I punch cactuses almost every day. . .in MINECRAFT!!

[xosophiegrl]

i do the dictionary thing too.. i know. that gives us the maturity of 12 year old boys. and yessss kids piss. me. off. especially when they sing.

[Msmaful]

the words dont match your shirt! =O

[countryismylife1500]

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG im so sad im going to have to wait two weeks to see your next one cuz ill be on vacation :'(

[MyGreenCrystals]

I wanna put my BARUMP-A-PUMP-PUMP in your RUMP-A-PUMP-PUMP.

And I'm a girl.

[himynameisjustjoe]

you hurt me with the dreadlock joke... NOT

[TheCanadiangirl95]

I watch these every week and i have never been dissapointed this made me and my sister literally L O L :D deff going on facebook

[Awesumness911]

I bet I'm as tan as your butt ;)

[1orfan]

You have the same sense of humour as me! I love how you always say what I'm sure we have all thought before and I can say for me, it makes me feel less crazy that someone else thinks it too. I look forward to your videos every week and I'm sure these people do too, they instantly make my day.

[emilythestrange998]

I look forward to these so much. And I always go back and watch other videos of yours because I can't get enough. X3 Too effing funny.

[NikiiixLHS]

why are you so effing funny!?

[StarlightSonatina]

:O Your word color doesn't match the clothes you wear this time!

Haha, but you're still hilarious. ^^

[BOBWAFFLES]

Ha ha Andy you can put your Barump-a-pump-pump in my Rump-a-pump-pump any day!

[hunter564321]

3:38 you are not alone sir.

[MsDaniSaurusRex]

You forgot the second t in totally :)

[girl4anime]

I love you hahaha you say everything I'm thinking

[girlovestacos88]

GAH I completely agree about the 5hr energy drink. I wouldn't mind shadouken'ing them either >:(

[cjrie]

HAHA laughed so hard at the inspirational songs with kids singing at the end. OH how I loath them!!!! You are awesome :)

[BoNgWaTeRdEmOn]

devandra banheart.............. wow, i havent heard that name in a long time, and the guy i knew who listened to him was a loser!!!!

[rino1096]

you are really strange

[hinakiba777]

I wonder often how many of your fans want to take you up on all this sexy times you are offering. And how few of them are girls.

[ada6543]

Beautiful. Simply beautiful.

[Mindersifyable]

:D Ohhhhh yoooou. <3

I like quoting you in the office where I work. Which, lemme tell ya', for a bunch of aviation mechanics they're not all that smart. They don't get it.

Boo. BUT I DO! And I LOVE you. <3

[laur1813laur]

@andypandy no andrew, youre not the only one, i do it too, i do it ALL the time!

[waitummwhat]

it cost me money to watch your video... and to post this comment....damn

[twixiechick]

I love you. A lot.

[SammiKCVlog]

1. Just found out I am not a loser

2: Ten year olds think about deeper things then me

3: I have been playing ISpy the boring way

4: You totally rigged that coin ;P

[bhg311]

Hahah love the 101

[meesh94]

ur a freaking comedic genius!!!

[maddiesaysmile]

You are really funny, I can't stop laughing! :D

[crazywanch101]

Hey Andy, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

[tayziiethegreat]

These videos always make me laugh, plus make my day. Thanks <3

[ENGLISHspud]

Hey Andy this is hilarious!!

Check out this guy

/ashjamesbeechey

He also does ranting videos, hes really funny and his new video his hilarious!

[Monteromam]

Fun ! Cock ALWAYS wins! Shadoookin!

[Cracker76]

Oh ouch. I got a beard. That hurts... :(

[lananification19]

I swear every Christmas I want to punch the guy who wrote that stupid Christmas Shoes song.

[dramaHAPPENS]

I love your videos XD

[katyaTHEcat]

"Am I the only person on earth who whenever I find a dictionary open it and see if it has the f word in it?"

XD nopee

[CharlieInk113]

I hate those songs too! My school plays them every morning on the intercom during HR. It's meant to brighten our mornings and make us want to help people. For me, it makes me feel like my pms came early and then I wanna punch someone in the neck.

Not that I would.

....

Anyways, you're hilarious as always :)

[LysA034]

Great!

[purplesnozzberries]

*Compliments

asshole.

[sykoTomBoy]

You make me wanna throw up rainbows and drink it again just 2 get the RUSH !

... is that weird lol

[bubblegumwithsomefun]

there's a trampolin at chucky chesse?

[zarmckim]

hahaha great vid as always

[CreativeZingTV]

I always Love your Videos. LOL

you were in my dream yesterday you where sitting on a shelf eating icecream and you asked DailyGrace out and she rejected you.

lol sorry it seems as if my subconscious has painted you a loser.

Sorry andy Love You! :)

[Kavc4max]

you are not the only one..

[TheLaurenJC]

No you are not the only one who finds the F word in a dictionary. :)

I also love your wierd random nonsense-ical rants :)

[ShellyTheBelieber]

Lol "Weird Al Stanky Bitch"

[ShellyTheBelieber]

haha your so funny xD

[potterlover7]

That one dislike is an asshole

[doubleB745]

I don't think about red apples and how everyone sees it differently... I don't think I ever have.. lol

[erikaverha]

did you go see the midnight showing of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2? I'm just wondering if it was you colouring in colouring pages in the line with me and my friend.

[curlysuesap]

Why is this the second one uploaded on a Monday? 'Sup with dat?

[deya2k012]

Lol ur sooo funny :D

[meglia3366]

*You are

[meglia3366]

You're are really funny! Nice video!

[Nondiagonlizable]

When my friend got a French/English dictionary the first thing we looked up is fuck. Then I looked up how to say you are a filthy whore just because at the time I thought that was the most amazing insult...which it wasn't. Nevertheless, it sounded cool so I used it regularly. hahahah. This was fantastic. I'm gonna go ahead and watch it a few more times now. 8)

[XLovelyMeX23]

lmao i love your videos each one makes me laugh!!

[everybodypoops11]

you do realize that you spelled compliment wrong? and also Chalka Khan. Ohwell... still love the video! :D

[whereeveritgoes]

3:00 -- the same thing when someone laughs at you because they tricked/fooled/made fun of you BUT you actually never felt offended or anything, and when we told them "what? i didn't feel anything" and they would go "ahahahaha come on..boo booo I bet you wouldn't be able to sleep tonight ~ ~ ~". wtf.

[karijap]

the tags. lolsdfhgg

[IBetNoOneHasThisUser]

not just do i look for the work f*ck in every dictionary, i also look up different forms of f*ck there are and the definitions + usage of all of them... yeah, i'm pretty f*cking knowledgeable (pun intended)

[meurtri]

sex coin toss, ftw

[Maria28475]

<3.

[4lifeshaytards]

Lmao you are so funny!! "101" lmfaooo!! -3

[Yomommasuperfat]

Did you know that asians are the most numerous in the world just after assholes?

[jidfurikuri]

I always love these jokes. :'] Do you do stand-up anywhere or do a tour of stand-up? I'd love to go see it. :] Also, I showed my boyfriend this and he thought it was hilarious! :p

[kansasjennynelson]

I liked the sexy coin flipping the best.

[cooliovlogs]

beans while standing on 1 leg preeeeety impressive XD

[KoolIsKeith]

"It's cuz my Chaka Khan was hanging out." "Paper scissors cock. Cock always wins.: Bahaha.

[msweetmusic1]

This one had me chuckling to myself at home. Always great to start the day with a chuckle.

[BoomnProductions]

I'm so sad I have to wait another full week for a new video!!!

[TimmyFellDownTheWell]

lmao

[AmziiTL]

I love you!

Your sound effects are too funny.

Now just add giraffe noises into every single video, because those are HYSTERICAL!

[musicgirl0166]

then the @ says that isnt a tail 0.o

[KristatheBallerina]

"It's like an extremely aggressive game of I Spy."

"...something that is blue."

LOVEEEE

[MissLilyBug95]

xD That was one of your bests I think.

[thathollandkid24531]

i thought i was still cool for thinking about the color thing :P

[JeffWatersRules]

Ehm im pretty sure Scizors beat Cock bro just sayin i dont wanna go up against a lil snapper =\.

[starwarsfreak1111]

hey andy who makes the music on your videos? or whats this song called?

[naskoBG26]

lol, i need air :D

[fionafearon]

How did the comedy network thing go? :)

[the3hobo]

@fionafearon i think he came in second

[JeffWatersRules]

@the3hobo Thats what she said

[jussiswhore]

Compliment, not complements...

Complement is a totally different word...

[theworldisnotmine]

lol woke up at 6AM hung over, this was actually the perfect way to start my way!! also, I'm going to need food AND 5 hours energy right about now!!

[Sketirl]

*i wish that one was a joke* :D haha

[Mirghavamedin]

Hey now! Devendra Banhart would so through all his Carmencita characters at you for calling him a loser. He doesn't belong in any human categories!

[TotallyRadicoolDude]

I've done the 101! LOL

[JustMePeach]

I would LOVE to see ur SHAKA KHAN ;0)

[chatzi09]

That was hilarious man!!

[matrixguythatfarts]

Nice tits

[SydneyGivesFreeHugs]

Have I ever mentioned,

i love you?♥

[AcousticBeaver]

SHAKA KAHN

hahaha

[TheCharnstar]

Don't worry, I always Haduken stupid people who drink energy drinks

[IguanaSpunk]

Lol, your videos always make me smile XD

Also, isn't it compliments?

OH WELL. You spelled it the Andypandy way. As in: The awesome way.

[HotMissa]

I check every new dictionary for "fuck". Thanks for making my morning. Stay sweet <3

[aislingniriada1989]

I only discovered andypandy a few days ago, but i'm in love with him!!

[Garneleaf]

HADOUKEN! it's like this sports drink that's advertised in England that says, like "IT HYDRATES YOU LIKE NOTHING ELSE" and I'm like SO DOES WATER ASFDAGSAF.

[explorewithairkid12]

3:45 no your not the only one...

[TheDevilWearsRachel]

I still look for the F word.

and all the other bad words I've known the definitions to since i was twelve : /

But I still look.

[skyelovesicp]

ok ill mary you .... now how is this going to work

[leroibonois]

of corse the world is FULL OF ASSHOLES , just look at your mirror !

[Linscape99]

I laughed so hard at the "Weird Al Yankovic CD" part XD

[WouldKillForWings19]

i seriously love you... so much! <3

[stylingurl001]

So many wise words yet again. You, good sir, rock my socks off.

[tztopdruid]

ur videos are awesum hope u never quit

[tztopdruid]

wow am i the first for once

[Gunfulker27]

I had a mental picture of you, with assless chaps, jumping on an exercise trampoline

[Al5ezdlt]

I've been bashed. Ouch.

[OperationKayKay]

great job =) so funny! <3 you need more views!