How To Audition For the Disney Channel

[MercedesBenz1994]

lol the hard part is getting a good agent, and getting an actual audition...

[CpsLock3]

@Starkidgleek98 You mad bro?

[starkidgleek98]

@CpsLock3 she was pretending to be a guy, dumbass. -_-

[ikimawsome]

do i have to sing?????

[TheMileycard]

Do agents cost like a 1000. Dollars?

[SunnyHaiku]

1. Act stupid.

2. Become a slut.

3. After years of acting, smoke weed or become pregnant.

Did you know? Disney Channel sucks now?

[AngelXoXBabyDollFace]

@SunnyHaiku freaks yeah! we need new good poeple and good shows too. lol

[TheMileycard]

I will try it bit whats trade papers?

[courtneys444]

How do we even get trade papers (what are trade papers anyway), agents, resumes and a list of casting directors????

[1234BatmanBatman]

So, any reason why 20 year olds are auditioning for a childrens programming?

[CpsLock3]

What kind of lesbien wears a mikey mouse cap and smokes a cigar?

[mslovablekitty]

you will need,a computer with internet acess

oh no im watching this on my lamp!

[tf2cheatscom]

@mslovablekitty Lucky, I have to watch this on my toaster :(

[AbbeyIsDreaming]

You can tell you have nothing to do when your watching these kid of stuff...

[addisonawesome39]

You will need:

Internet Acess

WTF? HOW WOULD WE BE WATCHING THIS IS WE DIDNT' HAVE INTERNET ACCEESS??!!

[ShermaineNeo]

She looks retarded if I was the manager I would probably kill her by then.I mean who wants a person that dance like a fucking retard

[45zim2]

ok where do i get a talent agent dumba**

[Lightning2659]

Hong Kong Disneyland Auditions?

[momofdande]

ok......how do we get a talent agent, a resume, trade papers, and a list of casting directers?

[xAngelBunnyPrincessx]

Is this a joke? ._.

[mrfriedfood]

THE disney channel? you don't say THE abc family.

[aeolover1]

haha @AnaHatesPreppy so true and isnt that girl just a bit old for disney

[flowergood046]

she on youtube -____-

[NopeZehNope]

Step 1 be a moron did you know Disney sucks

[BellaGinnyGirl]

0:05 "Many top singers and entertainers started at the disney channel"...

.. And ended up being in rehab...

[IamJustinAdam3]

Who the fuck has these requirements?!

[xAngelBunnyPrincessx]

@IamJustinAdam3 Me.

[iMadeline1]

AWW cute doggie

[cphomevideos122]

Oh yeah and if u wanna audition to be just an actor like gabe from good luck Charlie replay and tell me what it required to be just an actor

[cphomevideos122]

Do you need to be an American person cause I'm not but I speak good English and if you just wanna act like flinn from shake it up do u need all that?

[blackandwhiteangel13]

@cphomevideos122 I don't want to seem like a jerk but it's "speak english well"

[PLOOOOOY]

is that Lindsay Lohan

[Archeoisian]

From when do we use VHS tapes?

[thecampingmantree]

You will need a computer with access, dang it i am watching this on my toster

[Timmytimmy123123]

@thecampingmantree I'm watching this on my cat...

[VJVswan]

Step 1: Be a white teenager

Step 2: Pretend to be good at singing

Step 3: Audition for Disney Channel

Step 4: PROFIT

[xVirtualNinjax]

Who would want to work for Disney??? You would be forced to sing songs about friendship, dance (aka move your hands all around your body), and make corny, random jokes about monkeys and buses.

[JustDanceMyHeadOff]

1 Disney Channel.....

[xxxxhappyloulouxxxx]

but I live in Ireland and there is never any auditions over here for disney channel

[TheSelenia7]

Oh..I thought this was supposed to be a just for fun and sarcastic...

[branstan100]

My brother was going to audtion for the movie A diarie of a wimpy kid 5 yrs ago, But you have to move to LA, WTF...

ps I live in FL...

[xxxxhappyloulouxxxx]

@branstan100 I was filmed in LA. What did you expect to go to LA every other week to film?

[branstan100]

@xxxxhappyloulouxxxx no, but I live in Florida and my parents both have jobs and ect... We can't just fly out

[wonderpaint]

@branstan100 yeah but you can get other jobs without moving. miami is a very popular spot for movies and stuff. I lived in chicago for 6 years WITHOUT moving and I still did very well.

[beckham7england4ever]

I would like to be Micky Mouse!

[freshtilldeathrocks]

You don't made acting or singing skills anymore :P

[michelle4181]

hey how cast Im sure you have one on nickelodeon ? right!!?

[losatta123]

A headshot? *gets sniper rifle and shoots random bystander* BOOM! Headshot! Now I'm ready for the Disney Channel!! :D

[XxElenaGilbertx]

Love the DOGGGYYY!! <3

[monsterpinkcup1234]

i found a website to get agents or a way you... WHAT EVER!!!

[RAWRadd]

Back then if you got ob Disney, you would be a star.. And if you got on Disney now it ruin ur reputation because Disney will take anyone that's famous or have a pretty face or barely any talent

[123skyball1]

OMG the dog is SOOOO cute!

[kat123abc456def]

WTF1 WHO WANTS 2 GO ON DISNEY!?!?!

[yojb54321]

umm i dont no where you get an agent

[TheLEGORobloxian]

just be miley cyrus!

[SwampLord9]

Step 1: Tell them you're a no talented preteen. Being female works better.

Step 2: You got the job.

[amyzheng17]

hey! the house in the back of the commerical is the same house they use a the winterbuddies. ( a disney show)

[XxWhat0EverxX]

step 1: be a pussy.

[ConverseGrl1021]

that dog was so cute. c;

[meancreek]

Lol @ vhs tape!

[90sfanforever]

Step 1: Have absolutely no talent

Step 2: Act bratty

Step 3: Say goodbye to your dignity

or

Step 1: Find a time machine

Step 2: Travel back in time where people on Disney actually had talent.

Did you know, this is a video

[WaterBenderJ21]

@90sfanforever You forgot to add be the fakest person ever.

[andrenym00]

Nick made 8 accounts to dislike this

[filmlover0101]

How to Audition for Disney:

Step 1: Sell soul.

Step 2: Practice the art of the auto tune.

Step 3: Read the book "How to become controversial and always say yes" written by Snow White.

[DearWolfintheMoon]

@filmlover0101 LOL! that last one!

[legoclockfreak710]

they should re-title this "how to be gay!"

[AnaHatesPreppy]

you know you're bored when you're watching howcast...

[TheReggie2468]

WTF she is smoking

[nunoyobiznis]

You will need:

1: absolutely no talent

[Milkymilkd1]

1) be a crack slut whore?

[kirasimailuver]

hasn't anyone noticed that people who were with Disney grow up to be sluts? (mostly girls) like Miley Cyrus,Brenda Song,Lindsey Lohan,etc.

[TheDivadoll18]

@kirasimailuver Brenda a SLUT!! i knew about everyone else,but BRENDA!!

[McKayrin14]

Im glad i looked this up on The youtube. Mayebe ill get help from the facebook.

[SweetNightmares100]

How did China Anne McClain do it?

[SweetNightmares100]

The chihuahua looks like a better actor than the girl.

The chihuahua acted bored.

The chihuahua sung with no sound.

The chihuahua danced with sitting.

IT'S A HIT.

SOMEONE GET A COMPUTER WITH INTERNET ACC-

Never mind...

[SweetNightmares100]

China Anne McClain must've watched this.

Now she's on Disney Channel's A.N.T Farm.

[daisyxx1000]

@SweetNightmares100 yea but see played on tlyer perry house of panye

[mimamerxx]

You will need: a computer with internet access

If we don't have a computer with internet access, how are we watching this?

[SweetNightmares100]

@mimamerxx On a phone

[evandixon7]

@mimamerxx The're obviously watching it on a flipchart! :~)

[daytdog]

@mimamerxx an ipad,iphone,ipod, yeah....

[TheAdrian361]

@mimamerxx thats what i was thinking about when i was watching another vid that said u need internet access

[bluegemsinhereys]

@mimamerxx people use thier phone n phones are not computers..

[lbonini1]

@mimamerxx ikr, howcast is sometimes smart and sometimes stupid guess this video is one of the stupid

[killmaster3415]

@mimamerxx phone

[ab555111]

@mimamerxx maybe on a ps3 with internet access.

[BrokenHeartedGirl117]

@mimamerxx did you know?

im bored.

[OSCARSSK11]

someone didnt make it

[JKwebshow1216]

@BlowTorchCinema u r SUCH a pig

[zoeybatterup152]

i wanna be on ant farm cause i can sing as good as china

[storyma2011]

howcast is running out of ideas :/

[EmmyJay33]

I'd hate to be in the same room when this was being filmed...

[dustymew]

Lindsey lohan?!

[livelobster123]

Lol, the most I could get in a disney movie is an extra or the weird kid who lives down the street.

[RafaelzJuicexD]

Lol Miley Cyrus should have watched this. Then she would have never made it into Disney channel and half the kids in America wouldn't be fucked up.

[IvyTheBunny]

UGLY dog.

[SweetNightmares100]

China Anne McClain obviously watched this.

[demiloverox441]

You know, some people enjoy acting, and when you make fun of them like in this video, it hurts there feelings jerk!! :'(

[ILoveRaccons]

That bitch can only make it to howcast

[amazingrl4evr]

this is purely howcast running out of ideas...

[gam3n3rd3000]

@xLittleAngel01 I think this channel became a if-your-bored channel.. xd

[AlphaGreenStar]

@popstar8991 okay, it's cool that you wanna audition, but why say your age??

[ToysNoiz]

i used to voice female cartoon characters for disney, and im a guy.

[r0ckyr0nnie]

the website is mostly for park entertainment. how do you find auditions for shows?

[ZathoraSims]

Internet access... How am I watching this?! * Few days later * ... * Internet gets disabled * :O NOOOOOOO

[MrNinestarkiller]

83 people are stars trying to kill Justin Biber and 5 people were banned from Disneyland... or don't really think that that lady is really smoking.

[SoccerKitty98]

I can dance and act well but am not a very good singer!! What should I do if I decide I want to audition

[idaaaaw]

@SoccerKitty98 same here!

[tiffynr]

@SoccerKitty98 I've auditioned for Phil Lewis of the Suite life on Deck (mr. mosbey) and I can act and dance, he said he loved me and when i told him i didnt sing he said it didnt matter :) singing is not required it's just a bonus.....it really all depends on what you're auditioning for. So just go for any audition that comes your way that doesnt require singing or just go for it :)

[iAbSeA]

Did she have a rockbad microphone ..? xD

[xxmuffinz2xx]

@popstar8991 Don't it'll ruin your life young child. SAVE YOUR SOUL!

[funhippo132]

I WANNA BE ON DISNEY!!!!!

[GryphonHat]

You can just name this how to find a good drugstore

[falloutseriesftw]

disney=selling your soul, or at least your reputation with people that arent girls between the age of 8-14.

[ValeriaStudios]

....no thanks..they are all illuminati

[ssraper300]

@ValeriaStudios ikr

[benlaneconnor]

@ValeriaStudios *Facepalm*

[mayra6873]

Ladies ears are backwords

[JKwebshow1216]

@chrisstevensjunior dont annoy me

[chrisstevensjunior]

how can I audition im not in CA

[KaylaLoveYaLucas]

@girlwhodoesanything Our phones...ipad....galaxy tab...HTC...Mac...Even a kindle..

[KaylaLoveYaLucas]

"How to audition to the racist sluts Channel. Step 1."

[chrisstevensjunior]

@KaylaLoveYaLucas u a racist slut? hoe xD

[KaylaLoveYaLucas]

@chrisstevensjunior that didn't even make sense...you didn't even type the sentence right either...wow picking a fight then can't even make a proper tastic.

[chrisstevensjunior]

@KaylaLoveYaLucas sry but dont stereotype that every girl in DC is a racist slut..

[KaylaLoveYaLucas]

@chrisstevensjunior dude..quit trolling...i didn't even say that...you really take everything too serious...you just completely made my opinion more then what I said. Don't twist my words around.

[chrisstevensjunior]

@KaylaLoveYaLucas lol hoe i wasnt trolling and i wondered why did u say racist sluts cuz i thought that was a bit funny lol

[KaylaLoveYaLucas]

@chrisstevensjunior saying hoe in each sentence won't make u some kind of pimp....js. and yeah pretty much that is. are u bipolar by chance? o.o

[chrisstevensjunior]

@KaylaLoveYaLucas im not a pimp u hoe lol no im not bipolar lol -.-

[KaylaLoveYaLucas]

@chrisstevensjunior r u THAT retarded....i jsut said you weren't...Saying Hoe in every single sentence. Get a dictionary un-educated fag -_- and Yeah you pretty much are bipolar...

[chrisstevensjunior]

@KaylaLoveYaLucas lol ur a hoe and im not bipolar or retarded so STHU =)

[KaylaLoveYaLucas]

@chrisstevensjunior ur such an oldie. "STHU" Nobody says that.. LOL. "Hoe hoe Hoe" what a baby. That's your only word perra? Your not bipolar or retarded...............YOUR VERY BIPOLAR AND RETARDED. LOL. Welcome to the internet 40 year old virgin

[chrisstevensjunior]

@KaylaLoveYaLucas ur a whore lol im not either one fyi don't know about u so just stfu and stop starting arguments..u were the one who put racist sluts lol

[missxalissa]

disneyauditions[dot]com is only for auditions to be characters in Disney parks. You can't find Disney Channel auditions here. A good website is filmtelevisionauditions[dot]co­m

[nijifiji2009]

FUCK Disney 

[MRPIMP62]

disney sucks lol

[22MJlOVER]

im soo happy i can dance and sing and act :o all i need is a talent agent

[pawsup12385]

say selena gomez 15 times clap 15 times post this on 2 other videos then check your voice

[RaptorAceX]

i have my audition soon

[Iceskaterstar14]

This video made my day ...

[iluvthingwhoscrazy]

Hong Kong Disneyland ? I live in Hong Kong LOL

[gpe41]

you forgot no talent

[JKwebshow1216]

That gril could NOT dance

[chrisstevensjunior]

@JKwebshow1216 of course grills can't dance..their job is to use propane to make us good patties :)

[krazynoodle34]

@JKwebshow1216 Well I don't think grills can dance...

[BlowTorchCinema]

@JKwebshow1216 Yeah, but her tits are great in slo-mo.

[Piglet42MinecraftFTW]

@JKwebshow1216

Most grils can't. . .

[Jermz1997]

Why do people always comment saying "I have one tomorrow" or "I had one and am waiting for a call" or even "I have mine on Wednesday etc."

[d305dante]

@Jermz1997 because it means they have an audition the said day

[Blackblood254]

i have an audition tomorow

[Radioactive1080z]

you forgot no self respect X|

[SunShine22431]

I have an audition on Saturday :) :)

[ShimmerLikeTheSkys]

@SunShine22431 Me 2!!!! i heard the number on the radio!! i called andme my brother and bff have a audition!!!! Good luck!!!

[Smilies85]

@SunShine22431 Good luck!! I hope you make it! :D

[Blackblood254]

@SunShine22431 me 2

[AlwaysJojoKimmiex3]

I never had any experience and training but i want to be on disney so bad. I dont know how to get a resume and i cant get an agent since i had to training or experience

[butterflycup7]

I'm going to audition in a week or 2!! But that's not how I got it I had to text a number that I am never telling to anyone

[shiningstars1997]

@butterflycup7 yeah, u sound like a real sweetheart.

[Joannasayshi9]

@butterflycup7 its an open audition that is gonna happen nationally , talent search lol not big of a secret!!!!

[AlwaysJojoKimmiex3]

@butterflycup7 yo just stop lying. kay thanks.

[kathylolful]

You don't pay? I went and audition for the event and I got in but they say you have to pay... About $1900. They must be fake!

[MegaSchoolGirl1]

@kathylolful yup its a fake defently

[AndreaColemanThorne]

:((( I'm from Slovenia, that's a small country in Europe, if i wanna come to America i need a lot of money and i need like 3 days if i wanna go with airplane..:'(( I wanna cry....:'(( And i have ACTING, SINGING AND DACING TALENT!!!! :'((((( Where i live here are stupid auditions!! :(

[ThinIce90]

@TheSelgomez4ever no...

[frankconjr]

must be willing after getting famous later on in life to smoke weed thru a bong, do revealing photos, gettdivorced several times , public drunkiness, go mental and shave your head- if any of this applie to you, you may have just what it takes to join Disney.