Old Fart Advice

[littlewittlepup]

This guy sounds like the millionaire that monica dates on F.R.I.E.N.D.S

[DJLunasf]

I don't get why this vid showed up in my email, it's not entertaining, lisp lisp lisp?

[madwhite100]

mmm we're eating blubber tonight.

[kekio00]

you're to old to be doing this shit/ grow up mother fucker

[rattlehead66666]

@kekio00

WoW!!!

Someone takes himself way too seriously.

Why don't you stop being such a buzzkill.

[whitewiccanwitch]

Brilliant!

[xman607]

Old Fart Advice , dont give any!

[voxmel]

LOL! Juvinile! :-D

[SMDforTacos]

eww the whale is disgusting nobody want's to see that

[LaChicana3525]

HAHA the whole movie is funny.. STUPIDITY IS SO FUNNNYYY HAHAHHAAHAHHAHA not

[christianzzz09]

Wow ... What a good question. Youtube should keep track of that ... But i think my first video i saw on youtube was a video about Counter Strike Source ... Computer games :))

Specific to youtube. Hmmm. I'd say all the free music ? :D

[ladybluemom]

Takes to long to get there, I am bored already

[potoboy14]

OMFG you alk way to fuckin much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cutyvill]

my first movie was Disney classic Bambi

[TedDGPoulos]

Discovered in 2003: The underlying law of nature.

Discovered in 2008: The empirical process by which one may identify the underlying law of nature first hand, for oneself.

This knowledge comes with no middleman wearing a fancy hat, cape, scarf, ring or necklace to obey and pay.

Think about it.

The underlying law of nature is the observable, constant, most fundamental way of all things -- all matter, energy, forms, forces, thoughts, behaviour, events and conditions.

Google it.

[BM4A]

You look and sound like a kid that lives down the street

[EmixEmergency]

yess i know of a up and coming youtuber, beasleytv. hes kinda new but that guy is genius.

[totalgamerz]

Zzzzzz this video was borin

[wcooper97]

Lol. I just saw that whale video like 3 weeks ago. I even made a video of the guy smashing the computer.

[kbear229]

you guys are awesome i like the farting in public

[josereyesable]

u suck u fag

[Keto54]

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[orangecrush1150]

april 20th! thats my birthday

[niggitynignig]

1. a horse abortion

2. a duck testicle dangling in the moonlight

3. Shaniqua Ebony Jones

[bendtheski]

Please stop talking.

[foulksey]

@bendtheski Don't watch if you don't want to hear him talk. Easy.

[bendtheski]

@foulksey Wow, thanks for clearing that upt! Well said foulksey. And by well said I mean Shut the Fuck Up!

[foulksey]

@bendtheski No!

[nixxi1980]

So he has a lisp...no shiat.

[youdog12345]

he has a lisp

[CIANHALLY2K8]

hahaha

[foulksey]

@youdog12345 Well done.

[Chelsey123too]

my very first video i have ever seen on youtube was this alien baby

[bongotromme]

wow who´s the guy in the clip.. he´s really cute ;)

[jimmybennettlover123]

1:20 is awsomeeee

[chrisomen112]

lol, when they say "Killer whale" they mean Killer whale PARTS, couse destruction even if you are in cars ;p

[tylersj15]

yur a fukin creep

[skiracer110]

@tylersj15 watch his other vids he is NOT a creep. He has kids and a wife. Watch his other videos.

[gorillazman57]

1. some chick playing electric violin

2. a gorillaz music video.

3. SteveDutzy

[ROFLgurl]

oh. JUSTIN BIEBER IS THE AWESOME NESS! hes gonna b famous soon. or gettin more and more famous.

[RobynEstelle]

Farfalotis you suck. He's just having a good time. And no one cares that you just want to be a big baby and complain when other people enjoy something. Be a little more on the adult side.

[Farfalotis]

god does this guy just suck. and so self absorbed with his horrible videos. he's holding a contest? who the fuck is he?

[Quiet0wing]

Answer to your questions: Not imo, No, ...no, Im not sure, if you really wunna no just talk to him.

[gew78]

ur really boring, annoying, and talk like u have balls in ur mouth..

[WeWillNotRockYou1]

uh exuse me. Do not even say stuff like that. You spend your time insulting people on a crappy site. and ur insulting. I have alot of insults i could get you with. Mate.

[gew78]

me? This guys is horrible, never said a funny thing..Anyone who likes him had no personality

[WeWillNotRockYou1]

Yeah but still....he cant help talking like that can he. and. I like his vids. I have a personality. Myn is. I like or dislike who i want.

[piemakesmelol]

1. it was lol cats 2. dunno 3.magic hugs ..fuckin awesome

[angrychikan]

. . .

[johansen55]

wow.....this place sucks!

[TheBestWebVideosShow]

Always listen to your grandma

[slyc00p3r865]

LOL

[mherold1wvu]

not even close to funny -_-zzzzzzzzzzz

[cliiff2]

fk you

[CheZZi17]

i wish i could rate 'very very very very incredibly amazingly pooooor' !!!

i just wasted 3 min. of my life, that i'll never get back.

FUCK YOU NALTS!

[maffa55]

GO DIE MOTHERFUCKER

[CheZZi17]

damn you guys have a fucked up humor ..

[Pipelord33]

and i guess youve wasted another minute by posting this senseless comment...

[CheZZi17]

nope.

[XtremeOwner]

aww I thought this video was about farts :(

[FatherFlanigan]

Why didn't they just airlift the whale away?They had helicopters in the Navy back then that could've done it.Or attach a line to a ship and tow it back into the ocean.That idea of theirs almost got people hurt and was an uneccesary risk.

[UnseenPhantomDragon]

O.O

[westpoint9]

well this guy obviously has no life.

[Grobanite122549]

OMG ha! poor whale...but still that was hilarious! WHAAAALE BLUBBERR!

[ryanhall1]

Im Curiothh on peoplethh videothh. Haha

FAIL!

[Beyoncefan1000]

I'll have to try this in the city because in the small town where i'm from, everybody knows everybody!!

[imejoehiyalol]

did he die?

[SuperPrettyPink]

doesnt anyone care about the the whale

[wavewaterwave]

the whale died

and back then they had no way off moving something that big

so they blew it up

[ChomFa]

Nobody cares about whales!

[SuperPrettyPink]

I do

[ChomFa]

Why? They stink, serve no purpose boyond what we can harvest them for and.... they keep the Japanese happy! Gotta be a win-win.

[SuperPrettyPink]

I still like them no matter what

[AngryIrish55]

Those stinky whales you speak about keep the oceans from being over run by harmful and indecent organisms you loathesome twat

[ChomFa]

Idiot. What happened to the Irish sense of humor? Don't you recognise a good rev-up when you see one?

By the way... I know of indecent Irish Catholic priests but what's an "indecent organism"? Is it that thing in your hand? Leave it alone... you'll go blind.

[bashdis]

1000th rate!

[derikschoy]

Is this the guy that played Richard in Friends ?

[maciuxiko]

y realy like it good bye

[AuZiinS]

you talking like shit listiing to your SSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssssss­sssssss sucker

[PostRiot]

That literally made no sense...

[godzialia]

your movies are funny as hell mostly the farts!!!

[taritata]

SHUT UP !

[marcelovallepira]

Idiota!

[Phoenixora3]

This is stupid.

[AndyHurley95]

tw szadista álat

[drbluthndr]

Wow man, I dont know you but I feel we are lost "brothers" I want to see more!!

-Thndrboy

[sbambic]

1. the first video i remember seeing was the one of the roller blader and his epic crash which looked like his you know what got smashed.

2. the two asians who lip sanc (is that a word?)

3. hes definitely been around for awhile. but i subscribed edbassmaster before he even hit 500 subscribers. so basically im not even answering the question haha but instead saying that edbassmaster is one of my favorite youtubers.

[masonnf1]

lubin!

he's not faomus... yet!

[RJ1541]

haha lisp!

[Doyubi]

For question 3; Check out waldfield's videos - he is a very engenious man.

[mssexyass123]

he has a lisp and its bugging the shit out of me

[ToFierce]

Naltz you are hilarious keep on making vids!

[abbylovespickles]

the only thing that was funny about this video was his lisp

[cheeseymarie]

crap i really hated it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gummiebear97]

i love you

[VCvideoz]

Nalts You are the best.

FIVE STARS

You and Davedays are the best on youtube!!!

[avrumz]

your lisp is killing me...sorry...i dig the video though....

[AmmyBabes]

HaHaHaHa!! The Ad That Came Up On The Video Was " How To Cure Bad Breath" HAHA

[Cineasta81]

Not that funny to put on the web

[megascreens]

You SUCK

[lollyami]

that was stupid.... but he has a nice smile

[Melissajd3]

stuipiddddd get a life

[Snudg]

you couldnt learn to TALK, Could you ???

[Mooklette]

where r the old PEOPLE

[loudLEE420]

you can tell this guy has never been laid..

[Puelof]

he has 3 kids

[TCfunnyz]

the exploding whale was the first video i ever saw on youtube and me and my friend would totally do that except we are not old and it is 2009 but we will figure some thing out and i promise i will have it done before febuary 1st 2009 and my name is TCfunnyz so look for it and get ready to laugh and in fact i can have it done maybe by tomarrow the date is 1 11 09 just so you know and keep on making me laugh bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[kpaso58]

I LUV NALTS!!!!!!!!!

[gypwin]

talking about farting check out 'gypwin' on you tube.got a song about it.

[hatchlingcopperhead]

you remind me of a dude on youtube (cutewithchris) hes a comedian too in canada

[wowfood]

hmm....

1. What was the first video you ever remembered seeing online?

the earliest thing i can honestly remember is happy tree friends.

2. What was the first video that was specific to YouTube?

hmm... sadly its mudkip... the extended version.

3. Who's your favorite "up and coming" YouTube creator?

I'm fans of buckley and AmazingAtheist.

[9110b45]

he kinda has a lithp

[vakubxiong]

this sunks.boo boo boo boo boo booshihhg

[FlyBikes089]

lol,

this video is boo? damn man XD

[bigballer006]

you owe me time

[xoxairhead91xox]

1.) Goodness, I don't remember. Probably N*SYNC's "Tearin' Up My Heart" video.

2.) The Kitty Cat Dance.

3.) Michael Buckley.

Not quite sure why I'm answering this about 6 months too late. Who cares.

[shadow9x1a79]

looolll

[sarkasmi83]

I have a lot of trouble remembering the first videos, since I've seen OH SO MANY, but I think one of the first was the clip of a monkey drinking it's own pee. :| .. or the shocker video of the little girl being hit by a train. :S Or umm.. I dunno.

The first things I remember from youtube were rodney mullen trickvideos and classic accident compilations :P

And up and coming.. If you people haven't checked out user: gradualreport (=Danny), you sure should :) He's .. insane.

[theMusicinMe]

That's not very nice.

[proskatermatt]

i have a question, why is it that the well known videos with lots of views and stuff have advertisement on them, and how do you get advertisement on them. and also how do you get your own personal member picture thing like you have above your name with the writing on your hands telling us to subscribe?

[boor55]

comment and check my vids! (p.s nice job nalts big fan here@

[AlatorrofUld]

1. Russian Climbing

2. Nuts of Nalts was the one that really got me going with the "Wow, YouTube is big thing", but my first was probably one of Zack's older videos.

3. Fred

[zpdngl]

man its freaky he has 666 videos lol

[s1234520]

FLuffetalks is hilarious.

[memella]

The first one I can remember was The Evolution of Dance.

I think I had an account while before it hit, though, just never really watched.

[cabbieskid20]

rick rolled was my first video

[theMusicinMe]

Dude! That's funny as shit! Are you serious?!?

[BrundiRooch]

Do you have a lisp?

[stinkbmb]

This is just lame.

[kdjrockz]

omg so dumb i dident ever get to the end!!!!

[heretakemygun2]

this is just lame ...

[AlatorrofUld]

My first video was a music video of some sort...

My first YouTube specific I think was the guy doing the Rubik's Cube in 20 seconds or so.

My favorite up and coming is, well ZackScott.

[the5regularguys]

My first internet video was either the monkey sniffing his finger and falling out of the tree or the monkey drinking his own pee.

My first Youtube specific video was Brookers' Numa fan video.

Hard to pick a favorite "up and comer". There are so many good ones.

[pepsimatty13]

STILL ANNOYING

[tubofbologna]

MY FIRST vIDEO WAS A MONKEY SCRATCHING HIS BUTT THEN SNIFFING HIS FINGER AND FALLING OFF OF A TREE

[toyokuni3]

i am old and the farting would be no problem.problem is,i have no good advice. will bad advice do? oh yeah, the first video i remember seeing online was the guy on the flight deck getting sucked into the a-6. you know he lived? amazing!

[minchiamondo]

This guy sucKS my DI##!

[sethea]

Don't you hate that you just logged back in to read this comment and I really didn't say ANYTHING? Haha!

[onetruckerswoman]

How about I just send you some videos of some of my family farting while they are giving advice? That way it will be real! Trust me...it's nothing to hear a few good ones while you're over for a visit....

[Byahnana]

good 1

[slycooper112]

its not that boring i want to see the second

[gjustin001]

how would you credit us back?

[iluvyootoo]

gah imm bored already

[hopkip1]

wtf is ur point....

[CommandanteMarco]

The Fact that Iam in the Office now dont mean that I can waste my time...waste 4minutes of my life wating for a good fart...

[wolimrap]

just wasted 4 minutes of my life...

[Izrhyscboi]

your whole life is a waste you jackass!

[rickyste]

I'm honored!

Lazydork

[Mastergardener49]

Just stupid...kept waiting for something funny to happen. waste of time, and since I am old, I don't have any to waste.  Sorry, gotta go fart.

[RobXbr500]

Me 2 girls and 1 cup lol

[asergapi22]

hmmm..quite quite umm....how do i sayy umm....booring!!

[SecretiaTV]

Hi, Secretia Collins here from SecretiaTV... I'll be happy to fart on camera for ya :)

[RyYajn]

I happen to be very excited about this. The thing that kills me, I work with the elderly, and dont think i could get them to sign onto this idea without risking my job.

[SnowboardingRad]

this video is kind of stupid