Salesman

[ronmann606]

tell your camera man he shouldn't drink 12 cups of coffee a day

[iKillborn2kilNOE]

u should try to sell em after people try to help u up :P

[aaron11892]

oh shit

[iwannabepresident]

0:26 you can see the magazine.

[willo1345]

You have the most epic fake trip ever

[TheTomahawkTossers]

well jonny i am feeling like u r a knock off 2 jonny knoxville so i will stop watching ur vids and keep watching jackass hopfully they see this video and take it as their idea XD

[themandwich11]

ahaha i guess you could say those dildos took quite a beating! :D

[Runscapian]

you remind me of Ace ventura, in a few ways

[boxerdog112345]

Damn chew your gum like a normal person!

[Exata1337]

come to think of the salesman being a pervert,looking at how many magazines you got there,arent you bit of a pervert yourself? :D

[DieByTheDrop]

Have you seen the film 'The girl next door' you look like Kelly from that (dont worry its a guy) lmao

[smileyfacelol12]

Hahaha! You are awesome:)

[melojordans23]

Squirtle???

[markky46]

I love the last part!

[geodukemon]

Hmm, you should get your legs looked at. I'm a bit worried about your tripping. :D

[colea44]

HOLLY SHIT DOOD YOU ARE FUNNY AND YOU MUST HAVE BALLS OF STEEL



[im0rtalm0ral]

can i get some wind with that please?

[OutOfMyMindsHD]

He puts the lotion on his skin or else he gets the hose again!

[girrulez77]

82 people failed to see him as a commutic (?) Genuis

[OMGWTFBBQINTHESKY]

@girrulez77 Comedic** :)

[girrulez77]

@OMGWTFBBQINTHESKY Oh okay thank you!

[iGangster]

@girrulez77

comedic* lol

[deadguy780]

just the way you fall is fucking hilarious

and the AWW SHIT's

[theninjachannel]

You should hook the blutooth up with an iphone or ipod touch and record it so we hear your voice better

[Jariya101]

i think him being cocky makes it even funnier.

[Pwninator84]

3:30 Squirtle?

[nelsoncards]

its hard to watch. i somehow fell embaressed vicariously through you if that makes any fucking sense.

i mean how the fuck could you actually go through with this? and i hate taking a public speaking class lol.

you must have a brass pair my friend ;)

[Hawkboy77]

this vid would be cool if this guy wasnt such a cocky douchebag. cant stand listening to him.

[5150gamer]

probly has to pop 10 xanax before doing this ahahah this is so brilliant!

[thehugh100]

thats whats in gmans brief case

[se7enRag3]

try doing it at the city hall in salesman 5 (if you're planning on doing another)

[BlackLightCinema]

Im sorry to tell you, but your neighborhood must be a tornado cause that air is REALLY LOUD!

[ButteryAssToast]

great shit but i think you should be an actual sales man (walk up to some ones door, shout; Hello! would you like to buy some quality...*opens suitcase* ahhh shit. i picked up the wrong suitcase) and see reactions

[KUDOS128]

@ButteryAssToast i go for his idea its gewd !!!!

[AwS0Me9]

@ButteryAssToast I LIKE IT

[riotpoliec]

I love the way he falls

[OptimusPrimeribs]

Great falls...bad camerawork

[20kcritsyo]

got some pent-hoos. some more pent-hoos here

[animalsshouldlive]

He reminds me of Stiffler!

[MeestaNoName]

Your falls are amazing

[Jar0mir]

why didnt anybody help him??

[kakashinarutofan]

@Jar0mir maybe becouse he haves porn and strange lotion in a suitcase?

[Jar0mir]

@kakashinarutofan he is still a helpless disabled man who has just fallen on the floor

[sparkle414141]

You have waaaay too much confidence

[DontBelieveInDragons]

"oh what's that? That's cute!" I say that shit everyday

[GoldBoy7GG]

@DontBelieveInDragons I feel sorry for you.. you need to get laid..

[DontBelieveInDragons]

@GoldBoy7GG  That's cute.

[DontBelieveInDragons]

@GoldBoy7GG

DONE.

[samxyx]

u remind me of Brad Pitt

[AmuletPuppy]

Drop some porn in a playground and leave it there xDDD

[McNubIet]

Do it more public areas! And could you kindly ask your cameraman to be more steady? I'm a fan. :D

[JukemDrawles89]

"Thats uhhh...PENTHOOSE"

[Frank15982]

@JukemDrawles89

That would be like the swedish pronounciation of Penthouse.

[Nediac98]

when it did the whole reverse motion thing i was like "DANG this dude got skills!" lol also i reccomend a tie

[ninjamonkeyyz]

AHHH SHIT!

[callmechamp10]

@LamotheExperience arent u making a part 4? so part aint you last 1.... LOL

[woa11]

the way you fall is so awesome

[dcallstar51]

next time have a bunch of used tissues in there too hahahaa

subbed :D

[xXRoBoBitsXx]

this is fuckin classic

[asianoutcast87]

Dude, you needa make the mags sticky, but that would ruin it for future viewing. lol.

[AlexSaysHi2013]

it's like Cloverfield! (barfs to the side)

[Halo123roxu]

@AlexSaysHi2013 did u bring a bucket coz it sucks to be u if u didnt

[AlexSaysHi2013]

@Halo123roxu lol empty popcorn bucket = yes

[Halo123roxu]

@AlexSaysHi2013 hahah sweet :D

[PaulHark9]

god damnit youtube! dumb unneccesary censoring!

[hazmathew]

Nice suit, what are you the fucking president of Panama?

[curtisjoesphfan]

nice vid make some  more!

poor husler mags.... :( lol

[valdivia562]

u should get a girl to do this and have her drop her dildos

[TheDanAstrid]

you're so fucking kickass!!!! XD

[GenesisFlux]

Randomass ending :P

[SpongeBobizer]

ur friend should hide his camera in a backpack cuz it's obvious that u r filming ;-)

[highdivegandi]

Awe No, Not My Hustlers - 3:22

Your videos are just as awesome as Tom Green or Jackass when they first came out, i wish Mtv would give you a show like Tom Green had.

[Gallleke]

I love this kinda things, it's sweet how you can stay serious while you do this.

[terrytrafficlight]

stop wearing your dads suits you gimp

[humbertogsalazar]

ur a bit too cocky...

[LamotheExperience]

Does that not make it funnier? lol but i admit i went a little overboard kinda amateur in this video but the douchbagness won't be present in my projects to come!

[AustinHyde12]

@LamotheExperience i liked the douche bagness :/

[MicroMouse007]

@LamotheExperience ok dude. in salesman 4 do not swear so much like at all if possible and wear a nicer suit, go all out if you can hav it buttoned and dont wear that chain or the running shoes and itll be 10 times funnier :D

[ShadowLink678]

@LamotheExperience You should say more than Ahh shit, say more salesmanish stuff, like, "this is ridiculous"

[syn1995]

@LamotheExperience you have balls i would to embarrassed to attempt this

[Miguels07]

@humbertogsalazar i beg to differ cockiness is good in this role lol

[MrArgsnart]

@humbertogsalazar He had to be that cocky otherwise he wouldnt have the balls to do it, like me, im not very cocky, i would be so embarrased to have people see me with that shit in public xD

[AutitheNazi14]

@humbertogsalazar thats kinda the point haha

[818KLOWNER]

@humbertogsalazar Dude... LamotheExperience is epic! HE'S WINNING LIKE CHARLIE SHEEN! Now stop being a douche and shut up.... because you have never came up with something as funny as the SALESMAN!

[KitFisto640]

u need 2 release an uncensored version

[Sandiegochargers85]

wow

[Niklasmannen]

Its always useful to pretend you are texting in awkward situations X3

[alexmeanberg]

@Niklasmannen True.

[abody348]

Subscribed

[MonkeyMojo54]

lolol this seems like something they'd do on Jack Ass

[NatosREekeiEinai]

exatcly.! ut feels like jack ass :D

[theactor167]

dont forget the lotion haha

[WarThug13]

the way this guy trips is so fuckin funny, but i agree you should it in like a subway or a mall where someone would actually try to help you pick it up

[ctonotorequal]

ooo thanks for the scene of part3...

[touchme1234]

exactly good idea but you didnt do it in front of anyone

[KelstonGray]

this is dylan thibaults future

[danthordan]

...........No one saw.

[line0freeskier]

fire the camera man.

[CaptainChebs]

I was hoping someone would help you pick your stuff up, then realize what it is.

[RockKid199406]

The mall would have been nice haha

[Econ666]

those guys in the red car are your friends, right? how did one of them see it was a porno from that far away?

[TheScienceguy77]

try putting magazines of that sort in public libraries in the kids section, extremely funny shit

[werderdago]

nice kaugummi^^

[Lolercopterz]

heres some advice. Get a better camera maybe. edit out some parts kinda long. And also do it in a more crowded area or smaller.

But ye man nice job this was a new prank

[Bradie20706]

you may want to edit out the parts where the cameraman goes "okay go." and "alright, cut" and stuff like that. lol

[xFresh02]

wow! new favorite youtube comedian? :DD i was laughing for hourss!

[bevon17]

do this in a city!

with more poeple please

[maceyofgrandbend]

Hey

keep up the good work.....lol...the duding of ads is funner than hell.

[bigcombobreaker]

Larger crowd woulda been better

[evildead818]

cool!!!!

[JoshBJan94]

you are... fucking hilarious.

[LYRICALLYNESS]

lol!!!!! that was awesome!

[bryce8474823944H]

get a better cameraman

[mamcat20]

haha this vid is funny

[webdesignproject]

ur way too full of yourself but this was funny

[DColon614]

if its possible, get more then one camera man and try to do it close enough to people where they feel obligated to help imo

[1puglife]

dude thats real friggin funny but you need to do it in the middle of a friggin crowd that would be priceless but hilarious none the less for sure man i dig it big time BUT the partner thing might not work out cuz it has to be viewable by all ages thats why they got me but how can you deny the hilarity in that good vid man

[evildead818]

thats what i was thinking also. more people!!

[FoxTrot20102020]

Man that just made my day haha

[one2redbluefishh]

this looked like it hurt lol

[pdoggadog]

dot it in a busy store, put some frangers in their too that would be hilarious, maybe some ladies clothing then people will think u all fucked up

[hahayoudied123]

lawlzerz

[2koltonc]

subbed. bahahahaha this made my day

[AmericanGirl404]

lol. the end was hiliarious!

[supportourtroopsman]

OH MAN, I laughed my ass off when I saw that part where you tripped in front of that one guy sitting on the grass.

[Andr3wco7]

This would be soooo great in a more populated area instead of 1 or 2 people. Subbed... in hopes to see that in the future :]

[oOKnewOo]

Dude, my best advice to you would be to do this where there are MORE people. I mean, the idea is GREAT. The way you fall is AWESOME. But........all of that doesn't matter if you don't have subjects to perform on. I'll subscribe I guess. But I'd like you to do this in a much more populated area.

[XxForeverCutexX]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH­A! omg. i love the end when the guys were like "pornos? PORNOS!!" and then raised ther fists!! ahhaha <3

[RitzcheeseeCP]

2:33 can't stop laughing XDDD

[puuts14]

stickler 2.0...

[HYBRIDruffians]

add a paper cone around the mic on windy days to ease that wind sound, and the camera guy has to relax so his hands will stay steady. that aside. Pure Genius. i laughed my ass off, then watched it again

[pujdomoj]

HILARIOUS

[Crazysmart08]

Lmfao.

[ROCKETJIZZ]

hahaha this was really good.

you should definitely do more.

[XboxliveAddict314]

The video was pretty original. But the acting could have been better and the camera man was just fail.

[Mrconeman69]

sum of those falls are pretty epic man

but well done

[TTHEBLACKR0CK]

cool :D

[99swiss]

Holy shit your videos fucking rule !!!!!!!

[Cheerzable]

HAHA! u fell on ur ass pretty hard there. niccce. XD

[lonstar70]

BWAAA HAAAA HAAA! Damn my sides are hurting! Man, you made those falls look real!

My only suggestion on making this even more perfect is get yourself a wirless mic, and have your cameraman try to steady his shit a little better. Maybe use a small tripod or at least lean against a tree, wall, or car to steady himself out some. I know he needs to be far away to film so the skit isn't busted, and he has to zoom. But still, he can make it more steady.

Keep up the good work!!!!!!

[MrMikeProductionz]

awesome vid!

[Methodsofdestruction]

dude those falls were freakin HILARIOUS

[foxtrot77777]

Hahahaha funny stuff , man..you def. sacrificed your integrity for some belly laughs , funny ...mmm most ppl won't help you cause they saw you as young , good lookin' guy , ..if it was an old woman or man it would be different right, ppl, go figure!

[LadyRaiya]

to be honest i didn't think this was going to be funny, but you surprised me with the first fall and i laughed my ass off, especially at the end. ahahahhaha good job <3

[AnhedonicTheFirst]

YOu need to take this to a place where theres more ppl around.

[MistressAbsinthe]

oh! you are cute!

[xXMoldyburgerXx]

super funny!! lmao

[DarknessFades22]

haaaaaaaaaa thats fuuny :P

[beonka419]

Thts fucken jokes.. I can not belive you just throw your self to the floor like that with Pornos Flying everywhere Wow... I thought Dane cook was funny, fuck that,, Keep doing wat you doing,, cause its maken me laugh!!!

[georgescott12345]

nice 13' penis

[cityblueboy1]

I checked out some of your vids like you told me to. This saleman vid is cool. I have a better idea for it. I think you should do saleman vids with you sounding and looking legit just like in this vid but until you would say something ridicolous that will lead the business owner to kick you out the place or whatever. That shit would be mad funny!!!

[olliek222]

great video man!! :)

[RomsAndEmulators]

Lol dude, i would have no balls to do this shit :p

[fdfr1]

haha nice

[muzzleray]

i'd prefer life if you were a fundamentalist christian, you'll only get a rash from your abrasions.

[BlueGuy451]

YOUR AER FUNNY

[DeeznutsFYC]

Excellent vid!

[aaac1516]

omfg dude ! keep it up 5 thumbs up

[pleadguitar]

man oh man sean br0 keep it up the great work y0 your shit can be funnier then borat crap

[5hruglife]

thats gutsy bro but you need to say more than oh shit repeatedly and do it in a more public place, then it would be fuckin hilarious. borat style of comedy

[bobby472]

LMFAO you should do that in a busy store. That would be friggin awesome. But still this one was aweomse.

[MarklarRavencrest]

Ahhh shame on YT. :S

[Chiwaaaz]

Dumb censored..

[LamotheExperience]

I know :(

[RomsAndEmulators]

Is this a re-upload? i've seen this before