Let's Play JumpStart 3rd Grade: Part 2

[OtakuTenshiChan]

I started laughing so hard when the robot lady came in and you said, "Oh, it's MAAARGE." XDDDD

[MooseFullaEggs]

Spike is Bottley, it is now canon

[JSelby]

Why in the world would a professor, who has to keep everything in his lab top secret, make all of his security clue-based that coyuld be figured out by a child?

[PoisonImpurity868]

Now THATS A clue! A nice juicy lamb/pork chop.

[CelticMudkip]

I love how this is an educational game and they can't even get basic information right. They say the world revolves around Polly. cool. Fuckley says that she's the center of the universe now. The sun is the center of the universe? The universe circles around the solar system?

Plus, if everything revolves around her, she's on Earth, so the theory stays that the sun revolves around Earth, which the guy disproved. So he basically said "Oh gee I'm wrong, it really was Earth, or something on it" wtf

[xRequiem666]

y u no have jumpstart 2nd grade?????!

[RadioZombieX]

omg i cant stop laughing! when you started painting it was just too funny XD XD

[Polygon6789]

The logo when you launch the game is creepy

[TehKablam98]

@ArgoDrac Educational games need more cyberpunk. I swear, this game reminds me of Beneath a Steel Sky for some reason.

[NOHANDBILLS]

the key signature of the door lock is C minor

[TehKablam98]

"Did you forget about the bat?"

It'll be upside her HEAD in a second.

[Zug75]

LOL the painting part

[TehKablam98]

Paulie D. Spark.

You say two already said words, and they are epic.

You ARE the bestest.

[TehKablam98]

Paulie D. Spark.

[mychemicalwhatever]

haha, the cold war reference was brilliant

[MsGlaurung]

to answer the question "why would you make them harder?", it's so you gain more points.

[hobbitchild08]

Now I am wondering why robots would need teeth, eyebrows and belts...

[Physdelicdreaming]

"I'm eight, I don't understand that."

Ha, you just said what I was thinking!

[hobbitchild08]

I loved this game. And it DID take forever but I think I did play it all the way through to beat it a few times. I miss having the time to learn things that we were apparently learning in elementary school.

[kentuckygurl99]

Oh wow! I'm doing my AP euro history work and was reading a section about copernicus right when the teacher was talking about when people used to think Earth was at the center of the universe :O Too weird!!

[100SK001]

I'm 8, I don't understand that.

That cracked me up so bad

[jumpmansbro]

Was I the only one singing the Matt Striker's Stupid Comment of the Week song when he was painting?

[dreamerLhorwitz]

"What is the center of the universe?"

"ME."

I've seen vanity, and that is beyond vain!

[uhsting]

5:24 Wrong teacher. It's Sun. If Polly has a planet nearby, the Earth will be destroyed.

[pokelover66544]

what is he playing with himself ftw dsban ftw

[GmodMasters]

the spiral on top of the door at 0:01 is that a dreamcast logo?

[TehKablam98]

@GmodMasters Makes sense, both were made about the same time. 

[Ocolith]

I don't know why, it's probably due to the immature part of me, but I thought the crude drawing of the penis was so funny

[FryScreamer666]

Russian Robot Cosmowho?

[Blahdalizer]

lol Botely playing with himself.

[jazzykid1]

Note that Polly says "It won't be so bad" and then "Why mess up a good thing?" Isn't that nearly self-contradiction? Well, not properly, but still.

[tonykattvc]

It's a gravitational fie-*shot*

[QuikVidGuy]

get it... Cosmobot... instead of... Cosmonaut... haha...

[QuikVidGuy]

That stairway leads to-- Heaven?-- the upper floors. ZEPPELIN!

[Brannich15]

D'OH! Homer!

[theGameQueen]

This is hilarious XD

This is going to take a lot of videos, just letting you know- this game took forever as a kid.

[megacaneo]

XD the painting is hillarious.

[NaMgKCa]

Does it make me a geek that I got the falopian tube joke? =P

DSHBAN ROCKS!

[ThatWeerdoGirl]

Hey PAWLY!!! LOL nice jersey accent, dshban

[WhirledSol]

Haha Cold War!!

[caveman555555]

You can skip the front door by pressing either the esc key or the space key

[QWERTYCommander]

Wait a minute, how can a robot have a "gut feeling"? Robots don't have guts!

[JonnotheHedgehog]

You should've done a doodle of Ozzy taking the head off a bat XD

[Ashtonrat]

You have an amazing Marge Simpson impression.

[wolfwriterRodger]

Does anyone think the first tune from the unlocking game sounds like the Song of Time from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time?

[usernameclassifeid]

yep

[punkyxoxgirl]

I LOVE YOU DSHBAN

[UnlivableBefa]

95 percent of this game is skits

[WolfChrome]

@UnlivableBefa

95% of this game is talking...

[YoungTeufelhunden]

True dat. Ahh the memories.

[MrNDSteinbach]

0:51 Nebraska!

I'm in Nebraska! I'm surprised you know of the US state! Most Americans don't know about it... :(

[Zapior27]

5:58 its escpilly not covering if u kinda tell someone about it...

[kdflit]

this video is pretty asfalt

[GOLDsonic105]

Wow! Your drawing skills are unmatched, my man! :O Fun fact: Bats go "Caw!"

[heartx3jess]

Hahaha, I knew you'd draw a penis.

[zzzzzzzzzzzzz9483942]

If the whole world revolved around Polly, then what did it revolve around before she was born?

[Imsocoolman5]

Wow...Sad...I would have gotten the last lock on the door wrong by one "note."

I guess I just suck at Simon says. :P

[jdog9445]

9:28 i am a bat! hahaha 5/5

[usernameclassifeid]

0:24 song of time :)

[Kth77]

God that little robot needs to shut the hell up

and that chick must stop foiling her own evil plan

[Tirgo69]

HOMER... HHHMMMMM.... HMMMMMMM

[Owl1222]

supposing Polly somehow really is the center of the universe, what would happen to the universe if Polly died? O_o not to mention what the universe would be like before Polly was born. the philosophical implications are astronomical(tee hee)

and I agree, the bit with Ode to Joy was hilarious XD

[anus544]

3:12 "heaven? oh." lmao

[mattador2792]

9:30 haha penis

[xXSteefJanXx]

awesome as always!

[IWillBeHers]

THEY STOLE THE SIMON IDEA FROM PUTT PUTT GOES TO THE MOON!!! Rip offfff. Excellent, dsh!

[joecool280]

At 03:27, "Wait a minute, what am I talking about, this is a time machine, i've got all the time I want. I'll just go back early and warn him"

[TerrorscapeSnitch]

4:22 - Yes... Yes it is, And yet i got through the whole video.

[sgeGaming]

this game needs music

[Ketorulz]

Isn't this made by the same company who made Maths Blaster?

[LeoFan93]

technically, Knowledge Adventure bought out Davidson back in the late 90s

[Tigereyz4u]

Ode to joy was hilarious.

[AndyT602]

frickn hilarious mate

[Tear619]

The Ode To Joy part made me laugh Out LOUD! Hahaha.

[Headbanger142]

The whole world revolves around Polly Sparks!?

My God! She's being possessed by Fred!

[TJ665]

lol Marge

[urgoing21134]

DSH is back yes

[danthebard]

dshban you make me think my childhood was awesome