12 Things That Pissed Me Off About Larry King's Interview

[Cheapshot420420]

fwowida  hahaha

[joshdaugherty1111]

larry king is a derp

[DeepAbsentia]

2 ftw

[electrogeek77]

Baba Wawa has wost her mawbwles.

[heavenshaffer]

My list is only one number. I don't like Barbra Walters. AT ALL. And she's not Oprah. I can insult her. It won't ruin me.

[doragard360]

Hate by Numbers sucks. Micheal Swaim is the funniest thing ever!!

[HaydynTheGreat]

@doragard360 Do you not have the mental capacity to appreciate both?

[2878adamrocks]

LOL i love how you guys try to use big words to make your self look intelligent :) most random fuckin troll battle ive ever seen

[jpace4revolution]

I will fight Larry King anytime anyplace and he knows that!

[christiancantarutti]

Also, Canadian's make more money annually compared to Americans, and our standard of living is higher than yours. Have you looked at the debt in your country? I suggest you look at your country's 12 trillion dollar debt before calling anything a slumhole. Put your country into perspective before mocking others you fucking moron. You and all egotistical uniformed Americans like you are the reason the world has such a hate for the United States. Ignorance is bliss, right? Stupid fool.

[Emily4056]

Funny Shit!

[DocOnDrugs]

very funny

[christiancantarutti]

Gladstone's comedy is terrible, this guy is a tool.

[farmerdude5]

I think that's the whole point of it, the show is called "hate by numbers".

[christiancantarutti]

The whole point of it is to make terribly executed jokes while making a fool of yourself? Sounds to me like a load of horse shit. Why does anyone defend this guys comedy? It sucks, and if its suppose to suck, than it shouldn't be worth defending.

[farmerdude5]

Oh, I don't know, maybe it's because most of the people who watch his videos subscribe to the channel and continue to watch his videos.

If they had the same opinions as you, they probably wouldn't be watching the video.

It's like going to a britney spears video and saying "britney spears sucks". You're gonna catch bullshit, if you don't like it, don't post shit.

[christiancantarutti]

So basically you are spending your time defending the mold from some half wit's brain?  This is what you are saying. So if I'm the guy mocking brittney spears, you are therefore the guy on the forum defending her honor like a troll. Which therefore makes you really lame.

[farmerdude5]

You are the troll you dumbfuck. You come to a video and attack the person starring in the video-that's what fucking trolls do you piece of cockshit!

Why don't you look up troll before you spew diarrhea out your ass for everyone to see?

[christiancantarutti]

Im not trolling, I'm defending my comments that this guy is a tool, your defending the moron in this video like you want his penis in your mouth. This shit isnt funny, its fucking comedic sludge.

Why dont you grow a set, man up, and admit the guy in this video sucks as much wiener as your whore mother after a binge on meth?

[farmerdude5]

Ahh, the maple leaf nigger is starting to get pissed off eh? How's it going up in the 51st moosefucker?

How's the war going? Oh yeah, I forgot, you're not in a war because you're country doesn't have an army, just a bunch of ballerinas called the mounted police. I heard they're called mounted police because they get fucked by mooses all the time.

p.s. Hope your mom gets breast cancer.

[christiancantarutti]

Im not pissed off, but you have proved your simplemind and lack of wit. And if you weren't such an uneducated, obnoxious moron, you would realize Canada is fighting in the war that isnt surronded around oil production because your country has such a dependence on others, like Canada, to even function. Also you would realize the RCMP and the army are completely different.  You might possibly even become educated enough to realize breast cancer isn't even a terminal illness compared to others.

[farmerdude5]

Sorry maple leaf nigger, I wasn't listening to your bullshit. You bore me to death.

You're the only one I know of who meets racial insults with politics. I'm supposed to be a "simpleminded, uneducated, obnoxious moron" and yet you're trying to debate advanced war politics and the Canadian system of government with me?

[farmerdude5]

Also, "your country has such a depence on others, like canada to even function" LOL.

Canada could fit in my backyard you dumbfuck! Canada would be a third world country if it weren't next to America, it's only considered modern because people feel sorry for your slumhole excuse of a nation.

[christiancantarutti]

Dude your a fucking idiot, first of all, Canada is bigger than the states, so it couldn't fit in your backyard you geographical fuckwit. Secondly, your country relies on Canada, whether you believe it, you guys would be fucked without Canada's oil, coal, and lumber.  We keep your country afloat. Canada could be self sufficient because of our size, our resources, along with our manageable population. Do yourself a favour and get educated, the comments you are making are just simply not true.

[farmerdude5]

Oh, you're absolutely right. If we didn't have all the beer and moose imports from Canada, we'd be really fucked. Oh yeah, and lumber too. We don't have enough lumber here in America, gotta import it from Canada. We have trees, we just don't have the advanced technology to harvest them. right,

We need your coal too, to run our trains and put in bad kid's stockings at Christmas. Damn, you really got us by the balls. I'm sorry man, please don't cut off our wood supply! please!

[christiancantarutti]

You have truly made a fool of yourself. You and your country are a lot of consumerist malcontents. You are obviously too stupid or too ignorant to realize how dependent your country is on Canada. Without our willingness to share our resources with you, your economy would die, almost 30% of your power supply would be gone. You and the majority of your country are fools, imbeciles and pussies. Your arrogance, and ignorance are a recipe for disaster. I doubt you made it past high school.

[farmerdude5]

LOL "share our resources with you" LOL you dumbfuck, so you're country just gives it to us for free? Without us buying all your beer out of pity you would be a male prostitute on the street.

also, "I doubt you made it past high school. " LOL you dumbfuck, I'm still in high school.

Oh, and nice act btw. At first you were talking like me, but now all of a sudden your acting intellectually superior. Stick with your "sucks as much wiener as your whore mother after a binge on meth" comments.

[christiancantarutti]

This isn't an act. You are my subordinate. Of course you buy them, but we don't have to sell them to you fool. This is the free market way, you stupid cunt. I'm still in high school too dumbfuck, but your incredibly idiotic so i doubt you will graduate, even more so then an ordinary American. Enjoy flipping burgers and contaminating the gene pool for the rest of your life cockroach.

[farmerdude5]

Hmm, you're still in high school at 25? Daaaamn. I saw that you hid your age, nice try bitch.

Also, just a few points

subordinate-I don't know what that means and I'm too lazy to look it up. Quit speaking Canadian and speak American dumbass.

"Of course you buy them, but we don't have to sell them to you fool" Go ahead and stop selling your wood and beer to us. We'll live, I assure you.

This is really entertaining. I always look forward to one of your over thought out responses to laugh at.

[christiancantarutti]

Because everything on the internet must be true, people never lie about anything. I'm 18, you fucking cunt. And the language is not American, its english you fool.

Also, your to stupid to look anything up, why do you think I used that big word? To confuse a small mind like yours.

You might live without beer or wood, but not without our oil. Fuck your mother should have had an abortion, or given you a lobotomy because you can't even think properly. Your really stupid, I assure you.

[farmerdude5]

LOL You're the idiot for still not realizing I'm a troll. I normally troll on a different account, and at first I was genuinely talking about this guys comedy, but then when you started cussing I thought I'd have some fun.

Seriously

"Quit speaking Canadian and speak American dumbass."-I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, but even I'm not that stupid

Also,

"maple leaf nigger"

"moosefucker"

You really think I give a fuck that you're Canadian? You're gullible as shit. haha dumbass.

[christiancantarutti]

I called you a troll a few messages ago, and I would say youre the dumb ass, but good job, you've successfully made the full transition.

[farmerdude5]

I've been a troll for some time now. As I said, at first I was genuinely talking about the guys comedy but after the "sucks as much wiener as your whore mother after a binge on meth?" I decided to enjoy tormenting you a little bit.

I could feel you're anger and frustration in each post as I laid out bait after bait, purposefully making mistakes that you would have to fix. I had you like a puppet on a string. You're thousands of miles away from me and yet I've tortured you all week. owned.

[christiancantarutti]

Bahaha, well that says twice as much about your character and social life, than it does about mine. And lets be honest, you fooled me into making yourself look like a fucking uneducated moron, you must feel a true sense of accomplishment, you fucking loser. Go upstairs and tell your mother you successfully made an ass of yourself on the internet. And you haven't tortured me, if anything you've made me laugh at your complicity to make yourself into a mentally defective pawn.

[farmerdude5]

And yet you have to get in the last word. I'm piercing you're soul, you're very humanity is being drained every second you're talking to me. I remember when I was like you, then someone infected me with the hatred for society I so fervently posses now. You'll have it too, soon enough.

If you truly did not care about my comments, you wouldn't of spent as long as you did on each one of your posts. You may have one the battle and the war, but at a great cost, and deep down you know it.

[christiancantarutti]

Daniel Brewer, you don't have a fucking clue on how the world works. Your messages make me laugh, your stupidity makes me laugh, but most of all your ignorance makes me laugh. I respond to you because it literally takes 30 seconds of my time to outwit your little mind.

I definitely 'one' the war, it wasnt hard when youre facing off against a mentally handicapped prepubescent little punk. : ) Youre an idiot.

[npoc]

@christiancantarutti You're*

[EmperorTharos]

Haha Best comment war I've read in weeks.

It's so true the funniest part of any video is the comments below it.

[emsp8]

I'm sure that continues to be your sex life to this day....

[jek21]

I see what you did there

[3enjiM]

what's the name of the tune in the begining???

[ProinsiasOBraoin]

The Night- Morphine

[3enjiM]

SWEET!!!

THNX...

[greeneyefull]

both of them are dickheads

[psoxley]

I was not expecting a masturbation joke. Kudos.

[Nogoodnamesanymore]

The hand with lipstick gag was the funniest thing I have seen in a long time, LOL

[SantiLon14]

hahaha did anyone else get number 12? effing hilarious!

[wowshebetica]

who's lex? (lol)

[alianne]

9th comment

[nucul4r]

bring back lex

[shadowenglish]

Lex was awesome.

[tool1661]

Cracked would be complete if lex came back!

[UncleKennybobs]

hehehehehe

[jbg42]

lol

[zxe420]

kind of funny. where's lex?