I shoot the Police (Rémi GAILLARD)

[wwwvisitaalborgcom]

Why are French police so boring ha ha

[emo72341]

i cant STOP LAUGHTING PLS STOP :ddD

[defmanz]

''If this was in US & A bla bla bla bla'' - Shut up we all know americans are retarded

[emzluvsyaall]

GOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL

[maranello33]

I want his LAWYER :D

[goldenkrogh]

this looks funnier than midgets running

[Chiliplease]

if this were in america he would have had to sustain a shotgun blast from the police

[TruAssassin90]

Remi come to LA so i can watch the police beat the fuk outa you...love your vids btw

[williamNOUS]

if this was in brazil, the cops would problably steal remis ball.

[dartagnanangelo2011]

@williamNOUS If this was HERE in Brazil the Police would shooted him in the head, not stoled the ball. You're so idiot that you don't even know my country. Here the police arrest, or kill, but don't steal, you retard. This is so true that the symbol of the BOPE, one of our polices, is a SKULL. So, come here and try play soccer with us, and you'll see what will happen to you. Well, if you have balls to do that.

[HolyPringles]

@dartagnanangelo2011 Brazil. I wipe my ass on Brazil. Thank you and goodbye.

[nikos25veria]

hey remi...we want foot 2011....

[DumbassBoiis]

Congrats on being featured on Russell Howard's good news!

[corcom2007]

I want to see him do that in NYC with the NYPD

[red97rum]

Hahahaha!!!  Dumb pigs!

[Oliverqvist]

I like that football :'(

[roe5745]

If this was in America Remi would now have 20 bullet holes in him

[7l3v1n]

¿ ʞɔnɟ əɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ

[Hydz2315]

ive watched this 50 times and i still laugh every time i see it :))) fuck the police!!!

[Emigreneby]

ITS THE CARTWHEELING GOALIE!!! :D<3

[SOUTHERNANDPROUD1861]

Take obama golfing with you untill we can get him unimployed

[TraceurHarryG1]

am gonna have to ask this remi but how many times have u gone to jail for doin this funny shit cause u got balls man XD

[TraceurHarryG1]

wow those cops give up fast

[MultiRooLer]

haha awesome 

[1Determinate]

X)



[TraiNReQ1000]

So tired of people talking about their fucking homework..

[TheMrKibler]

@TraiNReQ1000 I really should start my homework....

[jetih]

=))))))

[BorntoskateJr]

In America he'd have been shot

[Savagedorkboy]

This dude is fye

[DBush63]

I really should start my homework....

[VindictusGoDz]

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLASOOOOOOOOOO­OO

[Theraygun911]

The police were probably like "Get h- oh it's just fucking remi... again!!!"

[SirTsixlas]

Getting trolled by Remi is a once in a lifetime experience. Except if you are a cop...

[ILoveXXRussellcXX]

I wonder if i can become both top comments. :D

[F3ARL3SSJ]

Congratz Remi this clip was on Russel Howards Good News! :) Kind regards from UK London although you probably don't read or comment back :P

[wwessel92]

trying this in the US will probably result in getting shot with a shotgun

[TheZXRoux]

:fuckthepolice:

[Thenolastname]

I used to be like him but then a took.... No i'm just kidding he just shoted me to the knee...

[Kyuutai]

I was expecting him to be shot.

[hollow088]

wow that cop just wanted to thank for that free ball

[bcannell3]

id love to see remi's criminal record

[mattg109]

Dam! Remi's got Tekkers!

[userios]

if do this in america, you get 15 to life

[ExpressiveBeats]

@userios no u fucking dont rofl...

[boddies62]

remi the kind of guy whos good at football then says FUCK IT TODAY I WILL BE A SNAIL TOMORROW I SHALL BE MARIO THE NEXT PACMAN

[frogynewlife]

if remi tries it to GREEK police,probably police will play a friendly match with him....:D

[XxdaskyxX]

@frogynewlife LMAO

[Kilox1000]

@frogynewlife and if he did it to american police he would probably get the shit tazed out of him and his brains blown out. then the fat asses would say "he posed a threat to our safety" or something retarded like that.

[nvideabelgium]

@frogynewlife

Thats maybe also one of the reasons you greeks have no good policy, and now your dept is high enough to be get on the border of getting throwed out of the european union.

[RhodneyNL]

WHY IS HE SOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD IN EVERY SPORT !!! I MEAN ... THIS GUY IS AN ATHLETE ! A FOOTBALLER ... A SQUASHER .. EVERYTHING YOU CAN IMAGINE !!!

[heathership]

this never gets old. congrats remi!

[schroedboss]

I picture every frustrated European being just like this officer at 0:23

[Dylamaru]

i bet the money he gets off of his youtube he uses as bail money

[SuxMeBoww]

GOAAAAAAAL AND REMI WINS THE POLICE MAN CUP HITTING ON YOUTUBEEEEEEEEE!!!

[Z666ful]

are the police having fun in there?

[Thunder36x]

WARNING!

Don't do this in USA

You'll be fucked as hell!

[betterly100]

omg are you crazy ??? remi

[thepigpod]

I've been watching Remi's videos for over two hours now and by doing so im thoroughly convinced... Fuck America, fuck its absurd laws, and fuck its asshole police that bend the already ridiculous laws even further in their favor. France is the place I want to be.

[ilovenykel]

@LoveMurderinSnitches Amen.

[vhpjugdi]

يلعن ابووك ياريمي حراام انك اصلي

[SHNGHN]

If Steven Seagal were sitting in that van, Rémi would have knocked his (Seagal's) fucking head off (Decapitation time bitch!) already!

[HelloKitttttttttttie]

Do the snail thing in london

[Apollon0817]

Don't do this in USA.

[rotenburk]

In Soviet Russia, the police shoots you....wait that sounds more appropriate.

[FuckTheUjke]

@rotenburk Only in "democratic" USA is shot...pathetic..USA fucking pussy.

[SecretiveSpyDude]

Rémi is a good tactician, whether ricocheting footballs or planning his escape.

[ericsio100]

do they use revolvers-the ones with the 6 round drum thingie? in france

[CarwynPritchard]

thats the french police for you give up to easy no wait thats all the french mwauahahaha

[valonno]

The cop runs like mr bean

[Owner951]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAALLLLLLLLL! xD

[SkoRpionMW2]

this guy goes to jail everyday

[Wursti6]

Remi: Goooal!

Police Woman: Watch, it's Remi!

Police Man: I catch you, stupid Asshole.

Police Woman: (think) Run Remi, fuck, RUUUUN!!!

[SHNGHN]

You CAN'T go wrong with this Video (Fuckin Cops)

Remi Gaillard Rules! :D

These Cops Drool ! :P...

& now the Results:

Remi Gaillard > Cops

... "0:12 & up" Approves this Message!!!

[dabrikkstaROBLOX]

I wonder how many times this guy has been beaten up and arrested...

[DOMODUDE26]

What the hell meant to thumbs up his comment haha

[DOMODUDE26]

@aHugeBox

[ObeyElm]

In america they wouldn't had stopped and there would be a helicopter above you. Followed by a stern beating.

[kookiesnkream321]

@ObeyElm

ur an idiot

[EnergeticlyRS]

all i can say is... GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[orangeandb1ue]

:wutwutwut:



[ILoveXXRussellcXX]

if Remi was black, well you see where this is going...

[acooca123]

@ILoveXXRussellcXX hahahahahahahha!!!!

[Lo0gi]

Nas nie dogania, nas nie dogania:D

[TheLiamist]

:pokerface:

[Evanspar]

I was expecting Remi to pull a gun on the police.

[SikoJohnnyJr]

I don't know if this is balls. Or complete stupidity. xD Either way, it's amazing what this guy does lol.

[MegaFloydhead]

this guy changed my outlook competely of the french.

[Peppergon]

idiot

[LoveMurderinSnitches]

Remi, try this in America. Just kidding, don't. The police will continuously shoot you until they have no ammunition left. Then later in court, they will say "my life was in danger", and get rewarded with paid leave.

[MyChemicalBromance]

@LoveMurderinSnitches But Remi's white...

[noshtromo]

@LoveMurderinSnitches you are frightened hahahahahahahahhaahhha

[LoveMurderinSnitches]

@noshtromo What is frightening me? Enlighten me. What is with the "hahahahahahahahhaahhha", do you suffer from some mental disorder?

[noshtromo]

@LoveMurderinSnitches relax....... xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxxa

[SmokieNColors]

@LoveMurderinSnitches it wont work remi has to much balls for bullets

[Infinitera1n]

@LoveMurderinSnitches

Many of the weapons now have cam recorders on them now, therefore it becomes a bit harder for the police to lie and do sneaky things, but still be careful though...

[Nanakiyami]

@LoveMurderinSnitches You forgot the part where they call him a commie-scum while blasting him to shreds... Like that line from cops where 6 oinkers bash a tiny dude with everything they got and one goes: 'Some commies just don't know when to stop'

[Poler777]

@LoveMurderinSnitches No, the cops wouldn't do all that shit. You ARE right that they would do that to us, but not to him. They would just give him a ticket.

You're forgetting that he's white. :(

On second thought, once they recognize that it's a soccer ball, they'll probably think that he's a Mexican and shoot his ass for being an illegal.

[nikosam211]

@LoveMurderinSnitches this is europe my friend and we hate cops and don't afraid them. we deceive them. europe is a free place not controled like USA.

[nikstefonov]

@LoveMurderinSnitches try this in russia... and nobody ever finds out that you've been killed there...

[imTazmanian]

@LoveMurderinSnitches Good that i live in Denmark. Here the the police is first allowed to pull up his gun when the criminal aims at him with a gun!

[tusuceable]

@LoveMurderinSnitches even in canada

[wow3214]

@LoveMurderinSnitches no kiddding, that incident was so pathetic, thank god i dont live in the us

[ItsMisterPaint]

@LoveMurderinSnitches True story.

[destornillador25]

@LoveMurderinSnitches It´s better dont live in UUEE...mad people

[EmrecanREVO]

@LoveMurderinSnitches so true

[tektro95]

i shot the sherrif - bob marley lol

[Advancedgod]

If this happened in the US he'd have been shot dead.

[MrRandomShizzle]

Soccer player: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fuck yourself...

[CollPowers]

Why 357 cops did watch this video?

[allan62300]

ggggggggggggggggggggggoaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllll

[CanOfMapleSyrup]

0:22 wtf is that floppy arm movement supposed to be... looks spasmic

[DragonGuitar171]

Nobody would do that only if they have gotten 50 for it Really Great man haha

[Icedrum00]

At least he maked a goal xD

[Muad420]

Remi's a fucking jerk.

[themath02]

MDRRRR Trop fort t'es un ouf mon pote !

[MegaAStIgPiNoY]

:L he actually has some good football skills

[ixonixas]

In America cops would call for assistance with helycopters, nightvisions...

While in Russia cops would join remi

[drumlines1]

@ixonixas And in France, they hardly try to catch him (:

[Filinesi1]

Coution don't try this in italy.

[DarkLordAce3]

I woulda been like, "Cool, free ball"

[cakarotun]

0:23 - 0:24

-Rémi: Woooooouuu!!!

-Police: Uga Uga!!!

[violinwesley]

notice how the sirens changed when the ball hit the van xD woot!!!

[chevron435]

Why the fuck are you guys arguing!? Just have a laugh.

[Damiggit15]

damn. i thought people would post funny comments........i was wrong yet again.

[lemsterterror1]

i wish i lived in the USA.... stupid holland fucks me every day

[Damiggit15]

@lemsterterror1 trust me..... no you dont

[EfromR]

jokes on him they got a free soccer ball.

[theNZninja]

goaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaal!

[aHugeBox]

The cop is running like he shit his pants

[SkeksisRule]

@aHugeBox And his arms swing about like he's a chimp.

[Havellard]

Why are they so upset? he just gave them a football, people would pay good money for a Remi Gaillard ball

[romanticochster]

meraa chimba

[TMANNY5]

it's amazing how prejudiced every european is to the U.S. and it's just pathetic. it's obvious none of you have ever been here and just listen to what the media tells you to think. please tell me why you are all such snobby douche bags?

[TheHitlerGuy]

@TMANNY5 Because we aren't americans. You guys are even more hatred than the nazis or fucking chinese and you wonder why? "In America the cop would've.." fuck you and your weapon politics. In fact, fuck everything about what America represents. Viva la France eeeeeh.

[simplenamehere]

@TheHitlerGuy it's funny how ignorant you are, and how you try to argue about politics

[TheHitlerGuy]

@simplenamehere It's funny how ignorant you are, calling another person ignorant while not even trying to make a point or a statement. Your comment is as dull and bland as your name. Your life must be pretty boring : D.

[simplenamehere]

@TheHitlerGuy funny how much you got out of my name, to bad it's not related. you must be pretty stupid : D.

[niblocorn1993]

@TheHitlerGuy fuck you motherfucker American is way better than shitty ass france

[legendofeddadrakath]

THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAA BITCH!!!!!!

[12081985]

what kind of weird walks does that cops have!? what a gaywalks!

[Hydz2315]

i havent ever seen a man run with smaller steps than that policeman...

[PufuletiSiBenzina]

is it me or did that look like some cgi shit??? when the ball enters the van

[TheHitlerGuy]

@PufuletiSiBenzina Weed isn't the right drug for you.

[PufuletiSiBenzina]

@TheHitlerGuy pay more attention to the ball i m not on drugs you neanderthal

[TheHitlerGuy]

@PufuletiSiBenzina haha, why would you get offensive just because you failed yourself? Oh... that's typical for humans, I forgot. You're the only one here thinking it's fake, so either you are the last genius on earth or your perception failed you. I guess it's the latter ;). You could also just use common sense to realize that such a scene would be useless to fake beacause faking would take a lot more work and still look shitty.

[rapapano]

woow so fast pollice oficer,maybe it si from the doonuts lol :) Remi pplease live for ever,so my kid's could watch you,and their kid's.You are one of a kind,for you there are no rules

[UnluckYxSnipeR]

The green bar: Remy"s size of his balls .

The red bar: the normal size of men balls.

[AlfreRock69]

fck da police

[Ginounknown]

in LA, the cops shoot you if you do that, its called self defense....

[MrTheSplashman]

here in brazil we love this guy , he is a fuckin master of soccer

[mrflow750]

dude your not scared of the police ur a dumass

[eletricman22]

Remi for President!!!!! 

[MegaDrella]

FUCK THE POLICE

[TheTerminator1928]

I thought hes going to shoot them with an airsoft or paintball gun from the title >.>

Still laughed .. Remi ure great !

[42commonsense]

Fake. Nobody with balls that big could do a cartwheel and run away like that.

[Duderantula]

I was actually expecting him to shoot a policeman when I saw the title...

[HypoKidLol]

what a legend

[DrennM7]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHAH :A:A:A:A

[seanolough]

ha he should be playing for france

[EricDanier]

You guys are all wrong. In America the big, fat, lazy policemen would've been too bored to move their sorry asses and do something.

[psaelite]

@EricDanier lol you have no idea what you're talking about.

[THCIFilms]

@EricDanier lol love

[OgreFederation]

@EricDanier The sad part is, I agree.

[Hrurak]

@EricDanier In America, they would have 1. Tazerd 2. Peppersprayed 3. Shot him.. choose any, then pick the others as well...