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  • HA! FAGS! Cracks me up every time!

  • NOT by a long shot

  • This episode of South Park could never NOT TOP the whole Family GUY STAR WARS trilogy

  • I have just 2 words for the Wide Load the Wizard aka Cartman: AVADA KEDAVRA!!

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  • @AmazingGalaxy go and die.

  • @domisback Ouch that umm ... really, umm hurt?. How pathetic. 

  • @AmazingGalaxy hahahaah its trey and matt are "jealous" of harry potter's success? South Park is a SATIRE. They make fun of EVERYTHING. Also I think you're misunderstanding the joke ;), its more making fun of cartman than it is harry potter. That said, Harry Potter may sell copies, but in terms of quality, LOTR (the books AND the movies) is undoubtedly superior. Oscars won by all 8 Harry Potter movies: 0. Oscars won by Return of the King: 11 (all three movies won a total of 17)

  • @N0VA64 True, and how indefinite that is, I love South Park too, I was also stating a joke. Well actually Harry Potter has won and incredible amount of Awards, also it may win 3 Oscars this February. I love Lord of the Rings, but I believe they are both superior. You can't compare them. Also winning an Oscar doesn't determine the quality and success of a series. I'm happy it won them! :), however just because they won so many Oscars which I'm pleased, doesn't mean HP is a bad series.

  • @AmazingGalaxy LOTR won 17 Oscars. Harry Potter won none (but has been nominated for 12) South Park has won a LOT of Emmy's. So they're not really jealous. All three (Harry Potter, South Park, LOTR) are great series though :)

  • @chichigirrl2 A Movie doesn't have to win an Oscar to be Successful. Yeah, but they are all great series :)

  • @AmazingGalaxy This is how I see it

    Epic: 1st LOTR, 2nd Star Wars, 3rd Harry Potter

    Good: Hunger Games, Pirates, and Narnia

    Shit: Twilight

  • @chichigirrl2 :) Hehe, Twilight = Shit :D

  • lol greatest joke ever on southpark

  • was kenny dead?

  • @MsDominicana04

    Hmm.... Good question. TECHNICALLY, Kenny 'died' in the previous season and was subsequently cremated and mistaken for chocolate milk mix. But if he's capable of speaking through Cartman after he drank him, IS he actually dead, or is he alive in Cartman's body?

  • what episode is this?

  • @Sprinxmix301 The return of the fellowship of the ring to the two towers, if my memories are correct...

  • Somebody should make a video "Cartman says: HA Fags! for 10 minutes". It would be awesome.

  • I love both Lord of The Rings AND Harry Potter! BUT, this is fuckin hilarious XD

  • Watched this on Netflix lol

  • I don't like harry potter just because Harry is one of the worst characters in anything.

  • it's either cartman calling the harry potter kids fags because they're playing harry potter but he's playing lotr so he's being a hypocrite. OR it's making fun of people who like on this video who fight over different which is better. it's not saying harry potter is stupid.

  • @AmaxApenny Obviously a HP fangirl, lol.

  • @Curseco lol because i explained the joke to a load of dumbfucks that took it the wrong way(both hp and lotr fans) i'm a hp fangirl? sighs

  • omg lol people don't get the joke. it isn't south park taking a jab at harry potter, it's cartman calling the harry potter kids fags but he's doing the exact same thing but with lotr. are people on youtube that stupid.

    and on the whole lotr v hp, i don't care that much, if you prefer lotr cool and if you prefer hp that's cool to. these petty fandom fights are stupid and if you actually take them seriously then you need to get your priorities straight.

  • For those of you who like LOTR. Their is a Black Metal band named, Summoning. All their music is about Tolkien and LOTR. Very atmospheric, just amazing music. Look em up on youtube

  • HA FAGS!

  • what episode and season is this?

  • @TheJojo85180 season 6 episode 13

  • I love both "Harry Potter" and "The Lord of the Rings". I usually do not laugh at jokes like these, but I have to admit, this was quite hilarious. X'D

  • @KungKeno21 if you dont laugh at these kind of jokes why are you watching a south park video? these are the kinds of jokes they do all the time.

  • @dayjob77 Because not all jokes are exactly like this? I enjoy South Park because of how silly it can be when delivering its messages. This was just a jab at the Harry Potter fans and a quite funny one, in my opinion. I simply do not think insults work often when it really has not much of a point, but this one did make me laugh, regardless.

  • HA! FAGS!

  • Kids: Were going to go back and play Harry Potter with those other kids.

    Cartman: Fine, go play your Harry Butt hole Pussy Potter!

  • okay both books and movie series are awesome, well written and intelligent. but don't even try to compare Tolkien to Rowling; Tolkien poured his own experiences of his time in the coffin-trenches and created this vivid universe with thousands of memorial characters and an explanation for everything. i'm sorry but Tolkien's literature overshadows Rowling's by far.

  • LOTR is overrated trash.

  • @hockeyfan202 its not.-.-

  • jokes on him "fag" is NOT an insult

  • Ha! Fags! LMAO

  • I've never agreed more with South Park.

  • Lolol this is like me and my friend. We play Harry Potter in our yards all the time. Haha "EWERE PLAYING HARRY POTTER" "HA. FAGS"

  • We're playing Harry Potter!? " Ha fags!" lolz

  • to whoever is arguing over which is better please stfu. they are both awesome examples of the endless creativity the two authors have. but if you are talking about twilight than you don't know anything about writing. those books suck

  • awesome.

  • lolllllllllllllll just saw this ep yesterday

  • Harry Potter is a children's book. read some Tolkien

  • @schmales26 Tolkien's book were meant for children as well 

  • i lmfao

  • HP is soooo much better than LOTR but i laughed my ass off when i first saw this scene xD 'FAGS'

  • @JustTonightx thats your opinion.

  • @liamdudeeee oh yeh i should've writtin 'imo'

  • i like both does that make me bisexual?? ._.

  • @chichigirrl2 Both are my fave books yeah we're bisexuals together lol

  • @PiratesAndCowboys

    haha yay :D

  • So True! LOTR FTW!

  • Sauron - 1... Voldemort - 0

  • Cartman's the best!

  • 13 ppl are HAH FAGS!

  • Well, I love Harry Potter and LOTR. They are both awesome, and they both deserve their fame and awards!

    I think we can all agree that LOTR & HP is better than Twilight, right? =/

  • @Darkheart101 Yes, but we can also agree that LOTR is better then HP, (he's a fag you know)

  • HA! FAGS!

  • this episode was made before prisoner of azkaban...which was prolly one of the best movies

  • i like both

  • This was true....'til the 3rd Harry Potter came out

  • To be honest, I really like Harry Potter, but I found this hilarious hahaha

  • @TRIALSBRADEN you actually have common sense, unlike the HP fans here.

  • Hahaha

  • LOTR > HP, how can any of the HP fags compare it to LOTR?

    The only reason HP has became more popular is because the last LOTR film was released in 2003 which is 8 years ago now so of course Hp will become more popular but when LOTR was in cinema at the same time as HP everybody went to see LOTR it's true that the HP fims have massivly gotten better and I enjoyed the films but LOTR has better characters (Take Gollum for example) and the fiom has a much more indepth history of different races.

  • @KANETHEPAIN93 HAH FAGS!!!

  • eleven FAGS don´t have sense of humor

  • Loves Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and South Park! Some people need to quit being assholes and just accept both movies are amazing epics of our time :)

  • @shelbybozlee

    But The Lord of the Rings isn't part of our time. They came out in the 50's.

  • @shelbybozlee Maybe if HP didnt suck and was in some bizarre way "amazing" or "epic" :)

  • I'm a Harry Potter fan and I found this HILARIOUS! Anyone who is upset by this needs to get a sense of humor...seriously.

  • i here from the worst show ever that the most successful film in all time is suck.

    even hp have better joke than tihs show

    sp dont even give me a smile

  • @razmw

    "Most successful film in all time"? Nigga please. It may have generated a lot of cash because of hype but don't expect it to go much further than that. I doubt it will win many Oscars or anything, or even be remembered for that long. Personally I've thought Harry Potter was cheesy, dry and dorky crap since the first film.

  • @razmw i guess everything looks and sounds like shit to you doesn't it? get a sophisticated sense of humor for christ's sake. this show, despite its reputation for vulgarity, is actually quite clever, and you'd have to be as mature as an 8 year old to not get the jokes

  • I don't think it's an attack on harry Potter although LOTR is more mature an original they were pointing out how silly it is for a bunch of kids dressing up and doing role playing to make fun of someone else for doing the same. It would be like if I walked up to someone dressed as spock while i'm dressed like Luke Skywalker and said your a douche

  • It's funny because it's true...

  • why would anyone REALLY want to hate on either of them? they're both amazing.

  • this was on an hour ago....i kinda find it ironic and a coincidence that it was played the day the last one of the harry potter films was realesed into theatres :')

  • LOTR came first. And it is more original than Harry Potter. However, Harry Potter is more childish, really, but this doesn't make it a bad book. HP wouldn't exist without LOTR

  • @IronFistRebelSoul "HP wouldn't exist without LOTR" Yeah right. Because the two series are ever so much alike. I'm sure Rowling got every single idea for Harry Potter from LOTR, huh? "cough" idiot "cough".

  • @twintipskilz The books are always better.

  • they are both great movies

  • 10 people prefer Harry Potter to LOTR,,,FAGS!

  • @Kasplazm you do have a point because LOTR used a lot of real legends from the time. But it is far more original than Harry Potter. Tolkien made i think 6 languages for god's sake. Not the names of languages but actual languages. People (Sad people) have even learnt to speak Elvish.

    Harry Potter is less complicated and more child-friendly. It is too cliche. However, i llike the Harry Potter universe and still think it is quite imaginative.

  • @TRIALSBRADEN Jesus what's your problem? I think someone here didn't get hugged as a child...

  • @15GamingGuy haha your hilarious ive never heard that one before hahahahahahahahaha

  • LOTR is more fun to play as kids then harry potter

  • Im watching Harry Potter on ITV1 as I watch this, but fuck this is funny

  • Im a harry potter fan but im not offended by the vid but from more of the comments.. GAWSH GUYS

  • I don't get it?

  • HARRY BUTTHOLE PUSSY POTTER!!!!

  • Gen X wins! Gen whatever fails! Go Cartmen!

  • HAH! FAGS!

  • HARRY POTTER FUCKING BLOWS!!!

  • @TRIALSBRADEN

    Fuck you, Harry Potter blows the competition and EVERYTHING IN THIS UNIVERSE out of the water.

  • @KasplazmTV Harry potter is for fucking cock sucking NERDS

  • Implying they aren't equally gay.

  • i love harry potter but this is hillarious

  • HAH... FAGS!!

  • this was back when Lord of the Rings completely owned Harry Potter, fortunately for Harry LOTR was only a trilogy

  • LOTR sucks, HP sucks, Twilight sucks... are we done now?

  • @X5Exotic

    you suck

  • @X5Exotic hahaha! He got you there!

  • @X5Exotic Harry Potter is AWESOME!! SCREW YOU!!

  • @mypinkdolphin701 what's awesome about it? i knew from Hp1 that he's gonna defeat voldemort, the whole series is about sucking Hp's d*** and showing how awesome he is, so it sucks

  • @X5Exotic and what about LOTR. you cannot ever have anything to say about that masterpiece. Chances are, it's been around years before you were even born, it's one of the greatest pieces of literature in the english languages. But HP isn't as good as it.

  • @KasplazmTV

    Unoriginal? Tolkien essentially defined the fantasy genre with LOTR. If it weren't for LOTR, the genre would never have became so popular as to provide the story of Harry Potter.

  • @KasplazmTV harry potter is good. I wasn't implying that it wasn't good, just not as good as LOTR. no one can ever know facts, there's just opinions :) just cos we think the books are good, that dosen't mean it's true :p

  • @KasplazmTV The lore is unoriginal? Tolkien created that shit out of thin air! He was the first to imagine most of this stuff! HP even draws greatly from LOTR.

  • @PyroNinja7

    Goblins, dwarves, wizards, all of that has been around for years.

  • @KasplazmTV It's been around for years, yeah that's right. But do you realize Tolkien wrote "The Hobbit" in 1937?

  • @KasplazmTV I don't think you realize how old LOTR is.

  • @PyroNinja7

    Around 70+ years old, I believe.

  • @KasplazmTV Well you said that "goblins, dwarves, wizards. all of that has been around for years."

    This wasn't the case in 1937. Sure, some things like that were thought up by authors like George Macdonald, but were not popular.

  • @PyroNinja7

    Magic has always been a quiet but hated subject, that's existed for centuries. Within the lore of magic, there have been assumptions that there were magical beings, of otherworldly nature, like goblins, dwarves, centaurs (GreekMythology?) etc.

  • @PyroNinja7 Tolkien didn't exactly "create that shit out of thin air." His stories are strongly inspired by celtic and Norse mythology.

  • @ninjacello Well he sure "created more shit out of thin air" than Rowling did. That's my point. Cmon that phrase is funny!

  • one of their best episodes.

    Did anyone else notice?...... there's snow and ice everywhere but with a cricket sound track in the background. HA!

  • Besides, the only reason Trey and Matt done this is because they wanted to "fight for the first amendment" by saying fag on T.V.

  • Guys please don't group Harry Potter and LOTR together. Each just suffers as a result. They both deal with completely different themes so they shouldn't be grouped together anyway. Lord of the Rings deals with the control lust for power can do to a human (This is represented with Golem). JK Rowling has stated many times that the main themes in Harry Potter is death. See, there really isn't any reason for them to be compared at all.

  • LotR is so much better than Harry Potter. This was one of my favorite moments in South Park

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  • its funny cause its true!sauron is cooler than voldemorte,gandalf is way cooler than dumbildor,and frodo kicks arse compared to harry potter

  • jajaja

    

  • J.K. Rowling is SHIT compared to J.R.R. Tolkien.

  • @PCGamerNET That is true, but you have to admit Harry Potter is well written, especially compared to other book series like....(shudder)....Twilight

  • @TheDudeMcDude only when compared to children's books. Tolkien was a high end professor in language at oxford. He knew everything there was to know about writing and spent his whole life working on his legendarium (everything that has to do with middle-earth), perfecting it. HP isn't bad as a kids series, but nothing compared to tolkien's works

  • @LoganHallard That is true, but the first 3 are kids books. From the fourth onward, they delve deep into darker themes are also parables to WWII

  • @TheDudeMcDude Tolkien was actually a soldier in ww1 and took part in ww2. the lord of the rings is somewhat based around fighting the german machine (technological development). you see, a lot of what lotr is, is the fight to stay non indusrialized. just goes to show that again, she's ripping tolkien off, and also, don't you think that's a weakness in HP? it means new generations who read the books will get confused half way through because she was inconsistent with her writing style.

  • @TheDudeMcDude sauron and the dark forces, as seen in lotr, are more technologically advanced than anyone else, and it was somewhat about fighting that.

  • @TheDudeMcDude true.

  • It's funny because it's true.

  • Seven Harry Potter fans don't have a sense of humor.

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  • @southerncajuncharm better make that 10 -_-

  • @southerncajuncharm ............hah! fags!

  • hppies..lotr much better

  • Favorite South Park clip EVER

  • AHAHAHAHAHAH !

    

  • Harry Potter is awesome but not as awesome as LotR. Also it's not awesome enough to LARP

  • fags :):)

  • fag....

    

  • HA! FAGS!

  • I can't stop of pressinng 9 XD

  • This is great xD. I love Harry Potter.

  • both of those movies suck major dick star wars is the shit (original trilogy)

  • 7 people are FAGS!!

  • @SicnoHikari The million people that go around and say dislike jokes are FAGS. You're 27 and follow faggy kid trends. Ahem... FAG!

  • @SicnoHikari massive FAG ALERT

  • harry po0tter es una copia barata de the lord of the rings... ¬¬ j k rowlling deberia inspirarse

  • just click repeatedly on 0:19 

  • Irony is when a video is posted that mocks the very idea of a LotR vs. Harry Potter debate, and the comments section is flooded with exactly that debate.

  • Well not everyone is from America, and thanks.

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  • I love how everyone is fighting over which is better and that everyone seems to forget about the video. Tell them how I feel Cartman @ 0:19

  • Lol, this video is great. damn anybody else notice the harry potter vs. lord of the rings fight in the comments?

  • Since the guy using Finite Incantatum had glasses, the first spell should have been Conjunctivitis or Confundus.

  • both are gay anyways

  • @ToboeOkamiKiba Are you fucking stupid is LOTR GAY

    Its the best movies of all time!!!

  • @alexvat1995 ...are you... from another country? Where english is a second language? Because that would explain why the poor grammar in your reply caused your text to translate as nonsense.

    But I think I get this gist. You like LotR? Is that what you are trying to tell me?

  • Go ahead and play Harry Butthole Pussy Potter

  • They left out the "Harry Pussy Potter" part just after that!!

  • go ahead and play your harry butthole pussy potter!

  • LOTR sucks. It's all about a frickin ring!

  • @RorySeizeTheDay and your mum

  • @RorySeizeTheDay yes that is why it is called lord of the RINGS