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  • "What saying?"

    "Idk, there oughta be one."  lol

  • Best part of the movie is his chic leaving him, she was such a fuckin buzzkill....uppity cunt.

  • fuck it let's go!!!

  • i like how his girl leaves him and he still manages to crack a joke and a cheeky smile, what a guy

  • Why do they feel the need to tell some Jew Dog story in this movie.

  • And now I'm taking the LSATs in October to try to get into Law School. But if my score isn't good enough, there's no point in going to a low tier school. The economy sucks too much for that. In that scenario, I could make more money concentrating on poker full time. Would that make me a compulsive gambler? No. The tables are foreign to everyone who has not put the work and effort in to understand the game. That's only a flaw when someone like that makes judgments on a world they dont know.

  • @NoThnxIdRatherBurn your an idiot. Thats not a compulsive gambler. He was the actor of a top poker player who decided to take on a top player for his stack. call phil ivey a compulsive gambler then and hes made over 20 million. A good woman will stick by her man no matter what life is full of roller coasters. A slutty gold digger will leave her man when hes down and find a guy with more money. IF damon made 20 mil as poker player she be on her knees giving head.

  • @fliptthescript

    I really hope you didn't mean to direct this at me, because if you can read you'll notice that I said I play poker and I defended Damon's character in the film. If this wasn't a mistake you're (see? I spell it right) the idiot.

  • matt damons character basically robs other people for a living, as does worm - his g/f leaves because she doesn't want to end up married to a compulsive gambler, - and he sticks by worm who's just an out and out crook.

    and yet so many guys are trying to blame the girl. if you want more then a slut, then you have to be more then just what a slut wants.

    you get what you give.

  • @elenore88 she does suck though

  • @elenore88

    "Basically robs people..." Good luck justifying that BS. It's a game of skill that people sit down and willingly play. Some people are better at it than others. Worm is a compulsive gambler. I've never met a "compulsive gambler" who would've let himself be browbeaten by a woman only to end up driving trucks for a year. She wanted a lawyer. What if he was a defense lawyer and put guilty ppl back on the streets? lol. There are very few "high roads" in making money.

  • @NoThnxIdRatherBurn then why the talk of 'suckers' and the whole cleaning out the people who are just playing for fun. It's preying on people, deliberatly. I think the terming 'robbing them for a living is justified. It's acting like you don't know what you're doing so you can clean them out. If you were honest you wouldn't be able to 'rob' them would you.

  • @elenore88

    Think of something you're good at -- it can be a hobby or w/e you do for a living. Let's say you've put thousands of hours into studying it, practicing it, and then performing it at a high level. I walk up to you and challenge you at your specialty because I'm convinced you're not actually talented -- you're just lucky. I demand to play you for money. You're not sure, but I insist. You agree. You win. I keep challenging you and losing. What word would you use to describe me?

  • @NoThnxIdRatherBurn As for the 'compulsive gambler' - he can't help himself. He goes clean for a while but then he's back at it until he finally throws his education away to head for las vegas. He describes himself as only feeling 'alive' when he's sitting at the table, gambling. That is a compulsive gambler. He's lost it all once, all he needed was the right incentive (worm in this case) to get back into it again. He lies to hide it, and he loves to do it. It's like a drug.

  • @elenore88

    "Goes clean" is not the correct phrase. He is not recovering from a crack addiction. Damon's mistake in this movie is not that he played cards -- it's that he took a shot at stakes that were too high for him. That's called poor bankroll management. He played in a game that was far too expensive for what he could afford to lose. A smart poker player will not do this. He feels "alive" at the table because he has a passion for the game, like many of us do. Gambling =/= poker.

  • @elenore88

    He shouldn't have to hide the fact that he plays poker. That's why he shouldn't have wasted time with this particular girl. She's within her rights not to want to date a poker player. That's fine. But she's far too controlling. They are both better w/o each other. I am a recent college graduate. I went on 75% scholarship and paid rent and living expenses by playing poker. I'm a career winner @ the tables. I never play stakes my bankroll can't afford.

  • @NoThnxIdRatherBurn 'I never play stakes my bankroll can't afford'. Well he did. He lied as well. She's certainly within her rights not to want to marry a COMPULSIVE GAMBLER which matt damons character is. Also a liar who rips people off by shaking them down.

    She stuck by him and he let her down. He's only happy while he's gambling. His choice. So is hers. He needs someone like himself and she obviously isn't. She's not being controlling, just realistic.

  • @NoThnxIdRatherBurn And as for no 'high roads' in making money. Gambling may need skill to be good. But it's still 'gambling'. Any woman marrying a compulsive gambler is well and truly asking for it. She obviously didn't want to and you can't blame her. It's like marrying any addict.

  • OMG she mad out with your sheets!!!Funk it lets go ...Lets play some funking cards!!!

  • OMG she mad out with your sheets!!!

  • "Y'know what, Zagosh? When you get yourself a job, then you can be my fuckin' PO. How 'bout that?" - Ed Norton, epic!

  • "HEY! She crossed her legs too fast, alright? Just mind your own business."

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  • great, great movie. mikey could have been a lil warmer to knish tho. he's not even happy to see him. makes me wanna smash fried eggs of someones face. ty getrich

  • @MikeValentine412 Yea, kinda realistic, yes? Like a father-figure...."Son, what'd I tell ya??!"

  • "We can't run from who we are, our destiny chooses us"

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  • i know right

  • It's kind of ironic but Matt Damon's advice on playing cards doesn't stand up anymore. Tight aggressive doesn't win the money in cash games or the WSOP anymore. Look at the styles of Tom Dwan and Phil Ivey. Loose aggressive always.

  • i tell people that all they REALLY need to sit down and be a poker player is in this scene. premium hands, tight but aggressive, if its good enough to call, its good enough to raise. easy way to rule the kitchen table and win lbs of change at thanksgiving.

  • @wiggsdannyboy777 lol so i'm trying to understand something. was your comment sarcastic? i play tight aggressive, and i feel like i need to learn how to play loose aggressive, and pick my spots better. the biggest hands are won by underdogs pre-flop. but i won consecutive rush %150 freeroll tourneys (8.25 and 3.25 respectively) playing TAG all the way. now i'm stuck in the microstakes full of fuckin' fish that call everything and suckout. WWJD (chris ferguson)

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  • @GaChristianHY hey....no, i wasnt bein sarcastic. at all. but temper the advice in this scene with the perfect line near the end of 'cincinnati kid'..."thats what its all about, isnt it? doing the wrong thing at the right time.". this scene in rounders is school. that one line is graduate school. works for me at least.

  • a city college law student lives in a house like that in nyc? i bet the month rent is more expensive than his semester tuition fee

  • 5.47 LOL love ed norton

  • awesome!

  • where did Nortons character go at 06:40?? Was it to try and pick that women up? Or was she a prostitute???

  • @kellyfortune He corrects Damon's character at the noodle bar with "massage therapist."

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  • fuckin the 2 guys sit down...bout like a t-bone with a pack of pit bulls..to funny man..

  • Does Matt Damon ever sleep in this movie?

  • @odgersfan83 hell no!

  • You know what cheers me up when I'm feeling shitty?

    Watching this AWESOME film! Thanks a ton for uploading bro

  • this movie sucks donkey assssss fuck just fuckkkkkkkkkkkk

  • If you go to a table where the people that are there...

    know each other?....

    go to another table.

    But how can you tell that the people at THAT table....

    know each other?

    You can't.

    Which means that those at that table...

    will milk you dry.

  • An apartment THAT large

    in NYC

    would cost more

    than this character could afford.

    Hollywooooood...dah, dah, dah, dah, dah dah dah....

    Hollywoooooood.

    And all the schmucks who watch this will

    believe this....

    dah, dah, dah, dah, dah....

    Hollywooooood.

  • @frickadele .. Your the biggest douche bag on youtube... If the guys rounding, he can afford that apartment.. plus he was living their with his gf.. Yes extremely expensive but your thinking way to much into the movie.. Get a life or go find a girlfriend.. Your obviously desperate and alone

  • @Jerkyboy2169

    Your village called...

    their idiot is missing. 

  • You can't run away from who you are?

    Bull.

    You choose which road to take.

    You sleep with dogs...you get fleas.

    You keep your nose clean...no one can fuck you.

  • This movie is way much better than the wretched and disgusting Lucky you.

  • I like that moment at 6:15 when they are moving down the escalator. Norton wears a fiendish face, excited and plotting his next scheme. And of course he really likes his friend, and looks back at him, conspiratorially and admiringly at the same time. And I think it took Matt Damon by surprise, and he just smiled back him. And this is what I call "great acting." That subtle stuff that only great actors know how to communicate....

  • "you said it man! nobody fucks with the jesus!"

  • KNISH is a nob... he thinks hes a poker genius cause he must not work for 14 years....

  • hell you don't need to be a poker player to agree with a shitload of stuff in this movie and this circle of card players. specially the women part. women hate to be "changed", yet they enforce the very same thing on their partners. Who's the one now that's all about "dominating"? Fucking shit

  • who goes to a bar on their own and buys an entire bottle of gin to drink neat?

  • @thegreatNEb its a byob place.

  • @esco42085

    even so....gin straight up with no ice? eugh

  • @thegreatNEb ooohhhhh yes, bombay gin hits the spot

  • @thegreatNEb ooohhhhh yes, bombay gin hits the spot but I don't think that was bombay gin

  • I think there is a real moral story here. No matter how much you change yourself to be good enough for someone the lies will never last forever. It doesn't matter if you do this out of love and caring if the thing is in your blood. Mike accidentally even says he "felt alive" for the first time after sitting on that game. It's genuine and in the same time wrong thing to say. It makes me feel bad thinking, as you can't have both. The lie and the love.

  • The only safe place for worm is the casino where he can't deal the cards. lol

  • THESE TWO HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THERE ABOUT TO WALK INTO!! LOL

  • He sits down at 6:57 with no chips then when the camera returns to him at 7:07 he has a stack

  • @devilspjh Because he laid some money down previously and you can hear the dealer saying "changing 500"

  • I was thinking about going to law school. If it brings lots of crazy adventures like this than I am in.

  • In the real poker world, poker players aren't all chum and buddy buddy like that, where they can curse at one another. the real poker players are anti social and don't normally communicate their personal feelings with the other players. Duh.

  • in the poker game of life; women are the rake!

    there oughta be a saying....

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  • LET'S PLAY SOME FUCKIN CARDS! hig-limit hold'em against tourists...

  • I ran into a door don't worry about it...hey, she crossed her legs too fast alright?

  • "In the poker game of life, women are the rake!" LMAO!

  • yeah probly the best line in the movie ' i dont know........ there oughtta be one'

  • @mdelver That shit is the funniest line of the whole movie.

  • @mdelver HA!

  • his girlfriend is a douche nozzle

  • Between Rounders and Good Will Hunting, Matt Damon makes some very impresive movies, full of meaning 'bout life's up and downs. And the funny thing is the contrast between both movies: on this one he is the "Good guy building up a conscience" and in Good Will Hunting he is the "tough guy with the 'I can beat every one' attitude". Some versatile actor. And great story, on both movies.

  • yeah. he's also known for being smart.. ocean's eleven, good will hunting, the bourne movies..

  • "Matt Damon doesn't "make" movies. He takes direction from someone who makes movies."

    You do realize he wrote Good Will Hunting, right?

    "The Mona Lisa just sits and smiles. A garbage man's more creative than an actor. "

    As someone who has directed actors, what a load of HORSESHIT.

  • In the poker game of life women are the rake..the fucking rake

    so true

  • what are you talking about? What saying?

  • I went on a poker trip a few years ago while I was laid off -- Boston to Atlantic City down to Memphis to Texas to Arizona to Vegas then flied home....unbelievable poker trip. For you online guys, consider doing something like that.  Loads of fun.

  • In the poker game of life woman are the rake... lol

  • cant trust a ho

  • lol

  • Best line in the movie: "We can't run from who we are. Our destiny chooses us." There is also a song (not in the movie) that goes "We all begin out with good intent When love is raw and young We believe that we can change ourselves The past can be undone But we carry on our back the burdens time always reveals In the lonely light of morning In the wound that would not heal It's the bitter taste of losing everything I've held so dear" THAT, my friends, IS Rounders in a nutshell.
  • Horse shit, you are such a fag! lol ;)

  • OK, so quoting Sarah McLachlan is kind of gay. But I was trying to make a point. Your TRUE personality always comes out in the end, no matter how much you try to change yourself. Agree?

  • I think in our so-called "developped" societies we're given too much time and opportunities to worry about who we really are, how we fit in, what destiny ought to be ours, etc. when over a billion human beings are starving to death and surviving with less than a dollar a day... Personality issues are a very petty concern of modern societies if you look at things globally, but we're so fucking spoiled we don't even realise that or quickly dismiss it to go back to our daily complaints. SICK!

  • 2 things:

    1 You are right on complaining 'bout the way we missplace our priorities, the first thing is survivial, which should be or main concern. But

    2 When survival is achieved on a regular basis, acording to your level of skill/dedication, the personality issue arises, 'cause on our most inspired/stressed/emotional moments, the age old question arises: who r we and what do we want... as supposedly rational beings, it is in our nature. Remember: can happen at any moment... so be ready.

  • women in open cabbed jeeps are sexy, women in uniform are sexy and then there are women playing cards...sexy

  • don't forget about women golfing

  • women shooting gun too :D

  • women playing darts _ NOT sexy

  • lets play some fucking cards

  • I like Matt's character's statement ,"You got to think of it as war". When your playing poker seriously that's very much what it's like.

  • thats a 10 min penalty for droping the f bomb

  • Where do they always get a car to go on these road trips?

  • they rent cars cause theyre over 25 years old.

  • what is the name of the music that plays after Mike says, "Lets play some fucking cards."

    BTW Ed Norton is a brilliant actor, he stole the show here.

  • the song is by joe walsh i know that...

  • thanks

  • "Lets play some fucking cards"

    :) Love it

  • "its just like the saying says u know......in the poker game of life...woman are the rake .....they are the fucking rake!"

    ROFL

  • also depends on your style some i would say ....if your a Tight agressive player then Tourniments are better i would say.....and if your a Loose agressive player then Cash games are better. This is also assuming you will adjust your play depending on the table also

  • Tournament play makes you a better poker player, it teaches you patience and discipline.

    In cash you have all kinds of people raising and calling reraises with hands like Q4s because of "implied odds".

    I just had a donk call my pocket 10's flop bet with A9 (flop was 754 or something). Turn is a 9 and he min-raised my pot-sized bet like it was the nuts. I shoved and an Ace inevitably hit the fucking river.

  • funny that you say that, but if he had like 6 8 you wouldent tell the story

  • 8-6 is playable in position with REAL implied odds, A9 meh... Q4 not at all. But when the flop comes all rags, why in the fucking hell are you calling a pot-sized bet???

    And then min-raising another large bet. I hate limit players.

  • To the man that posted this thank you sir. Wanted to watch this again before I go to Vegas a week from today. Going to play in my first 1,500 bracelet event. Did not know if I really wanted to spend that much but I am not sure how much of a price you can put on a dream? Just got to play my game and I can win. Except I think it is about making the best decisions. If those decisions lead me to the final table or a win so be it. Would like to make the money and up the dream from there. GL me

  • gl i hope the best for u =]

  • Good luck from the 12 year old kid that loves poker!!!!

    I am sure you will win!

  • Tournament poker is stupid, be a man and play cash.

  • I do play I do it for a living sir. Won back my buy in after falling 16 places short of the money

  • did you lose?

  • fell 16 places short of the money then won that and the entire buy in back after i lost.  Lasted longer than hellmuth and a couple other players. And took Dennis Phillips for 300 bucks on cash game I had QQs he had 1010s and flop was nothing over an 8 and let him think I was on a flush draw whole way. He checked it to me on the river and i pushed and a Jack came off he thought I had it and let him play his hand fast and he doubled me up. And I saw him earlier and asked him to sign my hat hah

  • Till this day I couldn't figure out why people play tournament poker. Cash games are way superior. Sounds like Dennis Philips plays low level cash game(you only took him for a 300 spin after a double up), which doesn't surprise me at all.

  • nice :)

  • i only hear stuff about matt damon's wife. what about Famke Jassen guys. shes the hottest here.

  • @landfill2 Easily.

  • Professor is a good man

  • Funny little trivia bit: Gretchen Mol ended marrying Famke Jassen's ex-husband I believe.

  • woman are the rake lol

  • whre is rounders 5/12?

  • i just found it - its got adult content so u have to type in rounders 5/12

  • in your mothers cunt

  • cant find part 5 buddy

  • i can

  • I would love to be good enough to be able to play a hand blind. I can read strong vs weak, and when my hand is good and not good, but that's not enough. When you know people don't have it and you bet, you usually have to hope that they don't make a pair or you're getting called on the end -- so cards matter to an extent.

  • 9s or better wired .. Jacks or better split.

    good rule for begginers.

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  • tone down what motherfucker??? lollololol

  • u know what cheers me up when im feeling shitty....ROLLED UP ACES OVER KINGS

  • @DarkoDrmanac16 haha that shit cheers me up too.............check-raising stupid tourists and taking HUGE pots off them!

  • i love that situation where u and a bunch of regulars are sittin at a table and 2 complete nobodies come sit down.....i love it

  • you love sitting with a bunch of regulars. right.

  • They are the rake. what the fuck are you talking about..

    I lol'd

  • "...Stacks and towers of cheques I can't even see over."

  • part 5 is the part where worm is in a strip joint and finds out his markers have been bought up by this sleasebag loan shark and theres nudity thats why its not here

  • yes wha happend in part 5?

  • I've done the same thing. Go to Foxwoods late night and clean up all the suckers that are playing during the graveyard shift

  • "you just keep grindin out that rent money Joe....it's noble work yer doin".....sweet.

  • tone down what motherfucker!! lol

  • Part 5 has nuidity thats why there is no part 5 if you want to see it... Buy the flipping movie.

  • what happend in part 5 :(

  • where is part 5 -.-

  • the first part is just called rounders - enjoy

  • theres no 1st or fifth part?

  • the mother f ing rake awesome check raising stupid tourists and taking huge pots off em

  • girlfriends and poker dont mix

  • did u guys see #5

  • did u guys see #5?

  • lol forget her face

  • fuck.. where's 5th part??

  • the volume is too low .... is it me or everyone here experience the same thing?

  • just you

  • Is for me, i had to find headphones to lsiten

  • "Tone down what, motherfucker?" HHAAAAA!

  • "Great, forget it." Couldn't resist ;)

  • where is part 5