Awesome Funny High School Graduation Speech

[XxSavageHadesxX]

JPT Trojan Pride!

[LClass333]

Dude i just wanna say you are the man!

[HexagonalClosePacked]

You're funny. I'm the same year as you, and even now i'm in college, i still don't think I can be confident in front of a crowd and giving a speech like this. Great work! and yeah i'm Asian :D

[iownlolable]

can you come to my graduation

[LELF90]

Awkward.

[bigbootybouncin]

his tassle got stuck in his glasses.

[throwingstick]

i love walmart!

[TheMiraBT]

Awesome! Ur great!

[XYManx28]

why u keep moving ur head left and right left n right lol

[JustCallMeMrRight]

@XYManx28 Because I'm SMH 24/7.

[ordgtrgirl]

I was there for this lol.

[JustCallMeMrRight]

@ordgtrgirl I am him. Who are you? :)

[georgethomas412]

wow U R nervous!

[DauxLighto]

of coarse he asian 

[JustCallMeMrRight]

@DauxLighto You should see my "Shit White People Say to Asians" on my channel.

[Samuel76446]

i was laughing all during this whole video lol

[thebodyshop14]

i enjoy milk

[buzzy0016]

This guy is forfun808 when he was young i bet,or one of his relatives.

[WorldFamousRalph]

@buzzy0016 I'm his dad.

[DrumRox3]

Bwahaha handshake fail at the end!

[McRaptorjesus]

this is great!

[lemonblueberrys]

Is he trying to be super awkward? I thought so. But some comments say no

[WorldFamousRalph]

@lemonblueberrys Yes

[fcbulldog]

i think i've seen you in one of kenjumba's video?

[WorldFamousRalph]

@fcbulldog I'm a better looking version of Kevjumba.

[fcbulldog]

@WorldFamousRalph lol, so you actually know him???

[JustCallMeMrRight]

@fcbulldog Naw, i'm the speech giver. I was just on my other Youtube account.

[SuperGamli]

so you just have to quote a rapper to get laughs? Must try

[JustCallMeMrRight]

@SuperGamli You need to have my beautiful delivery too.

[PKVCMOSS]

HAHAHA MYSPACE trolololololol

[chardiecheese]

what a legend!

[geraldfagalde]

LOL :)

[scottjosh50]

"The bwave, Bould, the bewdiful"

[iN31L]

This is so hard to watch.

[zodiac7771]

you son of a bitch

[UltimateTriggerSquad]

OMG 3:30 when he sticks out his tongue. LOL

[Gooblyful]

"hmmm", nuff sed.

[56writer]

I loved your speech!!!

[56writer]

And Walmart "Executives"!!!!

[deutschland08fn]

KONVICT MUSIIIIIIIIK

[AsRexReal]

Oh... My.... God



[JustCallMeMrRight]

@AsRexReal Yes?

[simsvideoshahaha]

Damn... why couldn't someone give a speech like this at my high school?!?!?!

[JustCallMeMrRight]

@simsvideoshahaha Because there aren't any talented people (like me) at your school

[naceuedo]

thank you so much for taking the time to post this really helpful video.

[JustCallMeMrRight]

@naceuedo I sense sarcasm... GREAT JOB

[JustCallMeMrRight]

@Ohdanglegitz Yes

[Tydrumma609]

"picks his wedgie at the end" lol

[JustCallMeMrRight]

@Tydrumma609 Wedgies are a serious problem, man.

[007Treflex]

that was epicly funny

[runescapez13]

this is so funny! watch this /watch?v=gYmAhouGnrA

[HonourableFighter1]

Just did a graduation speech, and whilst I got some laughs nothing can compare to the genius that this is. YOU ARE A LEGEND.

[ThatOneCoolGuy77]

OFC theres an indian guy at the end hahaah

[codecaine]

Walmart Executives lol

[axcel017]

Why is all Awesome Graduation speeches is at 2008

[Em183]

so did someone have to speak after??? how do you follow that? XD

[JustCallMeMrRight]

@Em183 Naw, they saved the best for last.

[nopiluvin]

Isn't this the kid that did the Virginia Tech shooting??

[ahonsarkar]

"I LOVE WALMART!"

[ZMonKEYNAT]

damn this is hilarious "walmart excecutives"

[thetango288]

look its young freddiew

[1337charlie]

my class had 3 valedictorians

[breakdancer100]

as usual the valedictorian is asian

[RizzTropolis]

No way this is Taravella? haha thats sick i graduated a school near you guys

[JustCallMeMrRight]

@RizzTropolis Coral Glades?

[RizzTropolis]

@JustCallMeMrRight Nope. Everglades High.

[branstan100]

@JustCallMeMrRight Holy crap I knew that school name from somewhere...I go to Coral Springs High School 0_o

[danielcrawford1991]

lol he's a funny bloke seems proper intelligent as well, he'll go far :)

[rajonmd]

Our school would never allow us to give such a speech -__- Damn "professional" assholes.

[AeTheCrash]

Thats freddiew twin!

[CHEESEYBELL1]

... I don't get it

[JustCallMeMrRight]

@CHEESEYBELL1 It was too smart for you to get ;)

[Breciamorgan]

Omg this is so funny I will try something like that for one of my speeches

[mattrags21]

I HAVE KNOWN THIS THE SPEAKER FOR YEARS AND HE IS FUNNIER IN PERSON!!! RALPH...I MISS YOU BRO!! COME BLACK TO FLORIDA ASAP

[JustCallMeMrRight]

@mattrags21 Sup Matt. I'll be down at Florida in December.

[oglocgeeks2nd]

Freddie Wong?

[crazytomatoes]

i just punched myself in the face

[CCMAR]

@crazytomatoes LMFAO.... that was awesome

[kaykayj07]

'we are sitting next to our future doctors, busines, and walmart executives' LOL XD

[JudyWonn]

if my school let me make a speech like this i would be a valedictorian.

[iheartout]

too good. Im going for the school head girl role any advice?

[JustCallMeMrRight]

@iheartout Study hard and don't make stupid decisions. Keep your eye on the goal and know it will be painful at times.

[kingkobra1978]

i take my penis to a date many times

[JustCallMeMrRight]

@kingkobra1978 I do that every night.

[IceKoldKilla1992]

I don't get it. Was he going for a funny speech and was nervous or did he actually act like someone nervous doing a funny speech (weird someone would do so). Either way it's funny. What I actually mean in few words is: Real? or Fake?

[JustCallMeMrRight]

@IceKoldKilla1992 The short answer is Yes.

[TheHunterKiller99]

HDSTARCRAFT!?!

[V22293888]

@TheHunterKiller99 ROFL!

[VOICESINMYHEAD1]

Haha!

[MCaldwell0926]

Great speech!!!

[thehabstriplej]

thats pure comedy

[rr5001]

hey thereis some guy who copied a lot of ur speech >=(

[JustCallMeMrRight]

@rr5001 Who was it?

[danny81996]

wallmart

[bmxrider222]

@danny81996 walmart has one L

[asianmanxDD]

aha i would do the same bro!

[showermanUB2]

HMMM

[ViperDaka]

Nerd freddiew :D:DD::D:

[JohnLennon28If]

Is that FreddieW?

[kface001]

ohhh HERROW!

[tallkeeper5]

freddirew partner in the background! XD

[hartaka4]

ferris baby

[TheDrumShag]

We´re the best!!

[belliouse]

i want to do that when i graduate.

write me those speech

lol

[Plautus123]

he is dumb

[TheDudeFrom0Z]

@Plautus123 it would seem like that , but he goes to stanford.

[Plautus123]

@TheDudeFrom0Z

so?

[TheDudeFrom0Z]

@Plautus123 stanford is one of the best universities in the world, next to havard and oxford....

[Plautus123]

@TheDudeFrom0Z

again, so?

[TheDudeFrom0Z]

@Plautus123 @Plautus123 ok, ill put it in simple mans terms for you since you seem to need it. THE PERSON ON SCREEN, NO DUMB. VERY SMART. JUST DOES NOT ACT LIKE IT.

[Plautus123]

@TheDudeFrom0Z

eh no?

[JustCallMeMrRight]

@TheDudeFrom0Z I try not to act pretentiously smart, because there's no value in it. Thanks for recognizing :)

[mmgoicochea]

@nuckinfuts32330 ? go to sleep kid.

[mmgoicochea]

@nuckinfuts32330 you are an idiot. you did not get the SARCASM!!!!!!!!!!. ME NE FREGO di te :))

[broseph354]

anyone else here looking for what they're gunna say at their grad?

[sdfjkgrace]

agghhhh this made me uncomfortable to watch cause he was so nervous or something. but good attempt!!!! and congrats on valedictorian/stanford!

[wesmatron]

How many lightbulbs did Edison make? Too many. The light-bulb had already been invented by Joseph Swan. Nice edumacation. :)

[charissecoal]

@wesmatron except he did say "making a" light bulb *not* "invented the" light bulb ;) perhaps he did not have instructions....

[wesmatron]

@charissecoal Why mention Edison by name then? Just name some random bulb manufacturer...plenty out there been far more successful than Edison if his reference was just about manufacture :)

[charissecoal]

@wesmatron because, unfortuanetly for poor ol' swanny, edison is indeed the most recognisable figure in regards to the birth of electricity. So using Edison rather than Joseph Swan meant the reaction would be more "Right on man" rather than "??? wtf dumbass. I think it was Thomas Edison ACTUALLY!!". He is just a more familiar figure to make reference of and will avert confusion. ya get ma drift? :)

[TYLERLIKESFOOTBALL]

he was fucking nervous lol

[sims2ep9]

dude your fuckin awesome

[RawrImAPijin]

is it me, or does the guy in the background look like taylor lautner?:S

[phinneas100]

dont forget drug dealer

[WPJonny]

who else is high

[latias93]

I LOVE WAL-MART!

[bobslayerr7]

mhmhm. love it

[lostinnomansland]

Do you know how many times I've held my own hand and taken myself out on a date?! Spoil yourself once in a while! lmfao

[morgyburley]

cringe...

[mmgoicochea]

fake! no body uses myspace anymore. this must be fake! like for sure...

[imconfuzzeledughh]

@mmgoicochea Dude, this was 4 years ago. People still used Myspace in 2008.

[mmgoicochea]

@imconfuzzeledughh  k.

[IntellectHelps]

@mmgoicochea look at the date this was posted lol....

[JustCallMeMrRight]

@mmgoicochea This was almost 4 years ago :)

[48memorex]

lol awesome speech. thats what im talkin bout. and all the idiots who say hes stupid ... it wouldnt even matter if he dropped out of school and became a bum, he has something that most people dont, Courage.

[GanjaMoFo]

That guy, is awesome.

[TheJustkiddinyou]

he didn't pass the class for speeches and presentations

[SuperRep]

Hey, can I use a part of your speech?! :D



[JustCallMeMrRight]

@SuperRep I take it you already did, and that's fine :) Can I see what you did though?

[TheCatsLastWord]

Lol this was painful to watch...it looks like he is trying too hard. *facepalm*

[JustCallMeMrRight]

@TheCatsLastWord Thanks! I try (hard)

[taijuanlin]

what song was the quote from ??

[taijuanlin]

what song was your quote from ??

[JustCallMeMrRight]

@taijuanlin Any DJ Khaled song

[vidads91]

this man is hilarious!!!!

[califazbabydoll]

that guy is stupid

[MARIPOLES25]

I wonder what are you doing right now ...?  I really would like to meet you :)

[JustCallMeMrRight]

@MARIPOLES25 I'm in my 4th year of college and getting my Master's degree. We could definitely meet. Where are ya located?

[suprrkool]

every graduation i have attended, including my own grauation, the valedictorians have been asian! haha, gotta love them!

[razryan]

haha! his mannerisms and the way he talks resembles a small child. pretty damn funny! n the confused wobbly handshake made me chuckle at the end! still.... good effort!

[JustCallMeMrRight]

@razryan I was trying to fist-bump him!

[razryan]

@JustCallMeMrRight Wait shouldn't that involve clenching your fist? :D

[JustCallMeMrRight]

@razryan I don't make the rules

[gwick1892]

The best part was the denied handshake at the very end

[JustCallMeMrRight]

@gwick1892 I was trying to fist-bump him.

[AndyBodyHome]

Does he need to go pee?

[JustCallMeMrRight]

@AndyBodyHome Only if it's on you.

[vega0omega]

The kid in the back looks like Taylor Lautner

[buddyman6eleven]

this is the kid from jacobs guide to sex

[KonstantinTati]

check my rap on graduation night. im from russia with the unique flow!!

[EvaBongoria]

Who wants to bet the asshole who yelled 'i love wal-mart' is actually working at wal-mart?

[JustCallMeMrRight]

@EvaBongoria He actually is!

[EvaBongoria]

@JustCallMeMrRight lol.

props on the speech, brother. epic words.

[AnindyaSquash]

Funniest speech ever!!!!!!!!!!

[JustCallMeMrRight]

@AnindyaSquash Thanks!

[Bunnymunchys]

This speech would have been better if he didn't stutter so much and make it feel awkward :/

[choiceisyours]

i spy a hot teacher!!

[badcoairsoft11]

lol at 1:15 some dude yells I LOVE WALLMART!!

[bboydjoe]

dam whos that blonde woman from 5:36-5:47, shes freaken hot!

[ThatWouldBeMe101]

Hrmm...hrmm.

[FrackleRackle]

Wow a girl at my school copied a lot of the funny bits in our graduation speech.

[JustCallMeMrRight]

@FrackleRackle Really?

[FrackleRackle]

@JustCallMeMrRight Yeah seriously, there is a video of it, but it is private.

[sheidentification]

juat graduating from Taravella and we are the best

[JustCallMeMrRight]

@sheidentification Word. G'luck in ocllege!

[bodyboarder1515]

Fail handshake at the end