Kizarny 5th Promo!

[CommunieNetwork]

thats Chris Jericho circa 2001 lol

[theinfamousmrsleep]

i get it, the 1-2-2011 is for KIZARNY!

[TheAnimallecter10]

he talks like Snoop D-O Double G

[BlameItOnTheWhiteMan]

you shouldn't flatter yourself. You weren't the "Biggest Turkey". Don't try to steal Gobbledy Gooker's thunder.

[InYourHeadChangedMan]

I am Jericho 

[WweEDGEfan2]

Kizarny was HOT

[DisneylandBug]

@WweEDGEfan2 Kizarny is still hot!

[devinboy9]

Heizay iszay a dumbay Superstaray

[DragonLord1975]

Kizarny is Sinn Bodhi and I've recently watched him add more wrestlers to his stable "The Freak Show" during my days in Vegas.

[TheSHN61]

This guy needs cm punk.

[TheSalman5555]

Kizarny is gay

[christianyonas]

he looks like long haired chris jericho with make up LOL

[BroWhatever]

The poor fuck. This is so bad. The writers are absolutely awful.

[Delta2kx1]

Im glad this Dr. Suess muthafucka never got far

[ECWGuy420]

@Delta2kx1

lololololololol

[HoffmeisterSMB]

Typical WWE booking. No wonder they dont make stars anymore, making loads of hype videos and then burying him after one match on smackdown.

[bigbearz10]

Months of hype

Finally his debut match comes

Next week gone

Good Work WWE...

Whats next?

[emwisback]

what a bad way to break kayfabe............

[RosettaStoned525]

Kizarny was a huge fail

[sharker102]

@RosettaStoned525 Yeah your right ...No wait,your wrong.Because unlike you,Kizarny did something with his life instead of get on youtube all day and post idiotic comments.So in other words,you fail.HAHAHA

[RosettaStoned525]

@sharker102 oh go stick a golden dildo up your ass its my opinion u piece of shit

[sharker102]

@RosettaStoned525 haha how funny ? You wanna try to insult me with the dildo up your ass comments?Haha what grade are you in ? 2nd grade? hahaha .Btw, you should be sleeping so you can get up for school in the morning little kid..

[RosettaStoned525]

@sharker102 you'd be surprised adults use that too lol

[kolisionn]

thank god this guy was released. what kinda fucking gimmick is that?? noone would ever take a joke of a gimmick like that seriously HAHAHAHAHAHAH fuck outta kizarny. or should i say fuckzz ouzztazzzaz herzzeeezzz KIZZARZZZNEZZZYYYY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[aslan45]

thank fuck this guy left.

[malachiburton1234]

kizarny was wired 0.o

[sharker102]

@malachiburton1234 It's ironic that you want to talk about Kizarny being weird,when you can't even spell the word "weird" right.Go back to school !!!!!!!!

[malachiburton1234]

@sharker102 it was a typo so  get a life and i went 2 a smackdown house show and it waz kizarny vs mvp he is a terrible wrestler

[IBLOWYOUP]

more promos than matches lol

[DonGenerico88]

Ah.. I get it KizARNY (Karny) like in Carnival. xD

[doesyourgodcomeinaca]

The should bring him back as Sinn!!!

[fivedollerfootlong]

Kizarny got released for comming in every day on acid.

[Ianvo]

@fivedollerfootlong With a gimmick like this? You'd HAVE to be on acid to go with it.

[BlueKnight851]

The biggest joke on the planet. He had more promos for his debut than actual matches. Last time I remeber seeing him was in a Battle Royal. And then POOF he's gone. I'm surprised he hasn't killed himself yet.

[fallOutbOOm]

he had the chris jericho 2000 hair

[thefreakazoid100]

kizarny shizould beiz in TNA

[RavenKitari]

Kizarny isn't evil, he's a carny..... he doesn't follow a circus code

[yourill23]

i am kizarny haha

[rochedoxxx]

he would be good if he came out in the entrance like i imagined,as a evil clown,no one cares about a good clown

[BloodRayneCyrus]

woop de shoos thats 5/6 I know now :)

[ClockwerkTm]

shutiz up oriz illiz fzuckin kzill youiz bzitch

[haVocHWC3]

Worst. Gimmick. Ever.

[hWcHazard]

Thizis dizude is a fizucking lizoser.

[jbubbjw]

What a waste of good talent.

[BrianDiCaprio]

@jbubbjw What a waste of hype!

[Allapattahgoon]

@jbubbjw lol who said he even had good talent?

[spuddy83]

@Allapattahgoon Come on that combination roll up ddt was bad ass. XD

[PlagueRiddenGoat]

Kizarny, he's going to end undertakers wrestlemania streak.

[actionfigurechampion]

Just to clarify ,Kizarny and Crowbar are not the same person. At any rate This gimmick may have been kinda "1992" ish,but much like Doink,I think this could have gotten over. And in time became a fleshed out character with some depth

[Jinx420]

Dude, I felt the same way. They could of easily used this guy like a cross between Droz and Doink. The crazy, psychopathic circus freak kind of roll and not the friendly guy handing out cotton candy.

[bowdee09]

Kizarny favorited this

[Bizarroking101v2]

He had more promos hyping his debut than actual matches lol.

[SpeakingOfWrestling]

sad but true..

[4PawzProductionz]

Kizarny is hot. I'd tap that.

[xraycat30]

poor Kazarny...what a shitty gimmick. Whenever your character is based more on some outside activity than on your personal being and your wrestling ability...disaster is to come. I hated this character before he ever wrestled. Saw his debut live too. Question is, why all the backing for this character?

[raiderkriswallace]

ok guys be real this was a horrible gimick I mean no matter who played it its a guy that speaks carny? who gives a fuck what is he going to do come to the ring and eat cottan candy he should have just gone back to the crowbar gimick he used in wcw that was a good gimick and you want to know a real short fall of wwe why isn't david flair in wwe wcw used him in so many good story lines just face it wwe's creative team has killed wrestling

[posthumanhero]

he was a shining beacon for wwe and they trashed him so we could listen to edge mouth off week after week after week....................

[xtremepotato12]

hizthizis guzyz wazaz onzilyz azorouzind

fozor 3 weeziks.

translation:this guy was only around for 3

weeks.

[psycokid4ever88]

and everyone knows whos to blame

its the same person that causes every good talents release

triple h. because of his sway.

and his fear on young talent.

surpassing him..

[downcard11]

As much as I dislike Triple H for always seeming to hog the spotlight, I really don't think he was ever scared of Kizarny.

[suffocatingsite]

i will agree it is a great gimmick and me and all my friends speak carny in awesome situations.

[deliciousburger]

I am OUTRAGED Kizarny was released. I am boycotting buying WWE PPVs until he is re-hired. If he is never re-hired, I will never buy another WWE PPV. Kizarny is HILARIOUS and his name is SWEET. GREATEST GIMMICK IN WWE HISTORY. BETTER THAN UNDERTAKER, DOINK and HOGAN COMBINED.

[Krrrowz]

maybe you like it but he hates the name

[deliciousburger]

yes, i heared a satellite radio shoot interview with him where he explained how he hated the name vince came up with but had to grit his teeth and tell vince he liked it - FUNNY AS HELL! I personally LOVE the name, gimmick and carny talk, and am FUMING to this DAY that I can't own a Kizarny action figure. They have friggin' Aberham Washington and Shamus McBlowshard getting airtime and they FIRE KIZARNY!?!? My boycott of WWE PPVs continues! I hope WWE goes out of business!

[Sabocalypse]

they hyped this guy's debut, with these promo's but he only appeared 2 times or something, no? lol

[jerichofan720]

hizis izass gizot cizanned

[SuperSubscriberMan]

I am szuper zubscrziber biaan

[Jrun93]

The only thing you can understand him saying is " i am kizarny" then after that its all jibberish

[kenjinator]

it's called carny talk. old school wrestling way of talking.

[NaterMcTots]

Whizen izare yizou gizoing tizo debizut?

[blakebellamy82]

i hope soon this is anoying its been since september

[LordHighSummoner]

I was at Smackdown Live on December 26 in Charlotte NC and they had him debut against MVP, he's an alright wrestler but the match was pretty boring since MVP kept the pace down. His entrance music is highly annoying though. He also shakes the hands of people and then doesnt let go of them as he walks away, it was funny but he looks like a crazy and deranged guy from the streets. He acted as if he was some kind of cat, that and when he beat MVP he acted like King Kong when he killed the dinosaur.

[blakebellamy82]

yeah i know he has been wrestling but he wasnt on tv. His tv debut is on friday.

[semperfi6355]

i saw it in richmond,va december 29th. MVP said he quit cuz kizarny won lol.i have a feeling mvp is going to ecw

[2121edwin]

lol when r u going to debut

[kstrfksmrd]

he was actually in the carnival as a kid. lol

[Coledro]

And your gimmick is so cizorny

[thePWNranger]

WHAT THE FUCK IS HE SAYING!?

[tommylambert]

I

AM

KIZARNY!

[thePWNranger]

No shit, lulz. He says other shit man

[TheNarcissist13]

I am Kizarny.

Thize Hizuman blizock hizead.

Bizet yizou nizever sizeen thizat bizefizore.

I am Kizarny.

I am Kizarny.

The Human Block Head,

bet you never seen that before.

I am Kizarny.

The previous message was translated by TheNarcissist13, the official Kizarny Trizanslator.

[thePWNranger]

Official Kizarny Translator.. lulz, thanks for the trizlanization

[bradleybravo]

cant wait for his in ring debut

[EverythingOrNothing9]

I Am Absolutely Stoked For This Guy, He Is Gonna Kick Ass