Mortal Kombat Fire & Ice: Pizza Man

[darikai219]

I don't see dark comedy too often.

[CloakNStab]

Never get in between a man (or ninja) and his pizza.

[zeldapsycho]

WTH would you ever eat domino's pizza?? they suck

[CloakNStab]

@zeldapsycho

To some people it tastes good, that and didn't they change their pizza style or some such nonsense?

[MathersErica]

Sub Zero I love you ♥!!

[alfredoak74]

Lmaoo get over here

[tinydelacruz]

SEANANNERS ON THIS COMMERCIAL

[MrDaCheat]

The pizza guy is gonna need about tree fitty

[DiabOliK92P]

Compliments to the Mario Brothers

[rockerage]

lol the boxes are empty

[YOYOJSRF69]

Scorpion sounds like Seth Rogan xD

[dinkleburg31]

sub zero looks like anthony from smosh

[RelentlessRevolver7]

GIVE $CORP HIS FUCKIN PIZZA BITCH! ALL YOU NEED IS DA $CORP!

[Toxicity1203]

O, its a coupon!

[WhatTheFain]

that was a funny I like it! im glad you uploaded it! It would be cool If you can check out my vid. that would be awesome!

[SkoGization]

blago.do.am help!

[Perfectionist005]

Scorpion has anger issues

[HaloGhostS7]

Funny, he was short $3.50 and the video is 3:50

[DrakeVagabond]

@HaloGhostS7 Thank you machinima logo

[VisualiseTheFun]

@HaloGhostS7 ABSOLUTELY HILLARIOUS, WHAT A FASCINTATING OBSERVATION, HOW DID YOU EVER FIGURE THAT OUT

[popladygaga1234]

lol but u should try to improve scorpions costume cause it looks kinda fake but video still funny

[MrJingd]

hmmm, you guys make a wonderful product...my thanks to the Mario Bro's LMAO

[KreazHead]

I don't know, I felt like Sub Zero was funnier than Scorpion. Maybe for the next one, Sub-Zero should have a larger part. It was OK overall, but I think it could have been better. I know I want honest feedback on my videos, good or bad, so here it is.

[wokzilla]

boring

[kneltdark]

@wokzilla no way

[XsubXzer0XforeverX]

mario bros lol

[brunompbruno]

heh.. trojan

[MKcombats]

LMAOOOO LOLOL scorpion is broke.... i wonder were sub zero went? u could of asked him scopz.... lololol

[applepie468]

the pizza guy is so annoying

[RogueVlogs]

GET OVER HERE!

[yoblackops7]

That was just ok

[pie65576]

My incredible huge boner for all things Mortal Kombat (Especially Sektor) brought me here.

[TimmyLikeGames]

Message me if you want to Sub box 4 Sub box :)

[jabbarman04]

nice drumset $corp

[jakejacob1234]

HE SHOULD OF ASKED SUB FOR 2BUCKS



[jakejacob1234]

HE SHOULD OF ASKED SUB FOR 2BUCKS

[jakejacob1234]

HE SHOULD OF ASKED SUB FOR 2$

[09bigbad]

it's a joke blaze king, and the only reason there enemies is because scorpion killed the original noob saibot and met the younger brother of him a the next mortal kombat tournament he then realized that it wasn't the one he faced so he swore to protect the younger sub zero ut now that the timeline changed sub zero and younger sub zero are both dead

[BlazeKing416]

Scorpion acting like a bitch and being nice to sub zero? Did the asshole who made this video even play the games? Honestly! I know I'm trolling and this is a comedy but wtf? You should had made it with smoke and sub-zero or scorpion and quan-chi or something.

P.S Only real fan would make those corrections clear :D

P.P.S this ain't funny *says it with a straight face* SH!@#

[WrestlerIcon]

All Right, FREE PIZZA!!!!!!

[partyman748596415263]

Scorpion brought me here ;)

[Mizelles2]

he has sexy eyes

[zygas25]

was killing the pizza man neccessary? okay he was a bit of a douche but still

[Drinkgirl2]

but my pizza was delivered later than what i was told

[DiabOliK92P]

My back pocket that is GET OVER HERE!!!!!

[averagecitykid]

Fucking stupid never watching this shit again oh n before I forget *fAkE aNd gAy*!!!!

[REDSAMURAI307]

Hahaha epic

[nadiyahak]

Omg, why didn't he just pay for one pizza instead of two?

[werewolfgirl1995]

was the guy at the end the same one that does Scorpion? it looks like him

[theasylum12]

Pizza guy looks like smoke LOL

[deimonhuntr1]

i'm with the pizza guy (although i think he's a total douche), delivery guys barely make any cash without tips let alone not getting paid the full ammount

[gabrielborges95]

where is the subtitles ?

[KINGD353]

god humans are so easy to kill...

[Hnajib77]

haha

[zahjiuy]

omg i laughed when he was like we are not t the store we are at my home

[MartinProductions209]

GET OVER HERE!!!!!

[UndeadxioN]

HOLY SHIT ITS SMOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[takhs7]

@UndeadxioN wtf u talking about lol

[UndeadxioN]

@takhs7 OMFG... #3 in the world... there a group of friends who do ALOT OF FUNNY SHIT

type in youtube(.)com/Smosh they have like 3 million subscribers...

[takhs7]

@UndeadxioN LOL i obviously know who smosh are... but i dont rly see what it has to do with this video :s

[UndeadxioN]

@takhs7 im just saying its smosh.. you wouldn't think #3 on youtube would make it on Machinima and play in a little video... I was just surprised... just like in Red vs Blue they were voice actors that was CRAZZZZYYY

[takhs7]

@UndeadxioN sigh.. they are not smosh man... wth? not even close.. they are Australian to begin with .. go see their channel (youtube.com/user/mortalkomedy­films)... lol i cant believe u actually think it's smosh.

[zocphra]

@UndeadxioN thats not smosh

[UndeadxioN]

@zocphra are you dumb... that is Smosh.. bro Sub-Zero is a guy from smosh, and Scorpion is Ian...

[zocphra]

@UndeadxioN wow seriously they sound totaly different and they look nothing like them, ask anybody its not them

[BeAsTiN4lw4ys]

LOL and the video is 3:50 long

[diannalara57]

Ahahaha subs an idiot

[phoenixandyeti211]

what did the yellow guy do to the pizza dude?

[TheAwkwordPair]

@phoenixandyeti211 that "yellow guy" is scorpion dip shit. and he used he weird spear thing that comes out of his hand. haven't you ever played mortal kombat?

[phoenixandyeti211]

@TheAwkwordPair I think we all know the answer to that

[TheAwkwordPair]

@phoenixandyeti211 you should play it or at least play the demo, its a good game.

[DroneElite4862]

@phoenixandyeti211 The "Yellow Guy" is Scorpion and he used his spear move to impale the Pizza delivery guy so he can get away without paying. The 2nd delivery guy, I guess he used his death stare.

[phoenixandyeti211]

@DroneElite4862  thanks i don't play mortal combat much i'm more into super street fighter its a lot less gory

[AngelicBeatdown]

lol. Best epsiode by far. Other than the Scorp Rapping

[tripelon]

"we´ll we are not at the store, we are in my home!" INTERNAL RAGE!!!!

[TheClan27]

why dit hi ask sub voor some money ?

[TheamazingApplepie]

oh, a cupon!

[IscreamlikeBrucelee]

OwO at the ending 3:40

[Goraka91]

Gotta love how those pizza men dress exactly the same, they're like redshirts or something.

[Inferno2218]

The pizza guy sounds like the sham wow guy. Vince

[elecks441]

This was the BEST!

[JCentavo]

Can't say he didn't try to compromise. :P

[JCentavo]

@JCentavo Guess he got... hooked.

[EpicLifeMovies]

Ahhhh...coupon

[Mikeyx9x]

Get over here pizza man

[OmegaDestroyer321]

first one that made me laugh. lol

[forrestfire101CLUB]

HAAHHAH "Ah Coupon :)"

[fatihokan]

i want Mk legacy baaaack!

[Zetsuke4]

I think I had seen that Sub Zero face before... Is it Anthony?

[DeathClovvn]

I Made the first MW3 montage ITZ EPIC COME SEE ;-)

[JizzleDaAmplifia]

grab it from my back pocket and just GET OVER HERE!!!!! Classic Scorp Money!

[KatFox13]

If real life were like MK I'd probably kill the pizza guy too if I didn't have enough cash.

[robmuscroft]

Ricky chops brought me here

[ShadowRogueZX]

lolololol wow GET OVER HERE lolololol good stuff

[gillgill02]

where do you buy a subzero costume like that?

[poppythrill]

WHAT HAPPENED FRIST THIS SUCKED NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN ITS THE SHIT

[nomish54]

1:20 sub zero in disguise?

[ahmed9707]

"for security reasons amd uhh...just reach in the back pockey and eh uh ehhhh and uhh GET OVER HERE" xD

[TheShockwave12]

Thumbs up if u don't like tipping the delivery guy

[Soccermessi95]

That was fuunt

[KeegortheDinosaur]

um, ok

[AppleJacK3r]

this has actually happened to me, only i didn't kill the guy

[XxRedMarthxX]

I like how the first episode got so many hate but now people love it

[FR3SHnationzz]

"Hmm, Coupon.."

[b2j135]

scorpion dude...C'MON U NO NEED TO ROAST DER MESSENGER!

[ironman785]

I feel bad for the pizza men

[GeTSUGAxX9]

dang scorpion you that hungry in a hurry? 0_0

[pojrut]

@GeTSUGAxX9 It was either that or staring at sub-zero

[GeTSUGAxX9]

lol don't mess with scorpion when he's hungry get over here give me that pizza now!

[mu2reviews]

y dominoes and not littleceasars 5$ hot and ready pizzas

[badboybitch69]

I got it in my back pocket just.. GET OVER HERE!! hahaha

And the description is all wrong it should be:

This video shows you;

How to steal a pizza

How to kill the delivery guy

How to eat with a mask on

[mariahxMORTALITY]

give them back to nature

[ghosttimer]

You really only owed. 50¢ since $3 is a delivery charge

[ChrisCemetary]

Hahahah finally Scorpion kills someone!

[TheGeckoNinja]

i think scorpions been taking anger management XD

[Akiradsr]

bets on so far!

[AccessDeniedLULZ]

damn now i want pizza

[DJL3igh]

Wait where is this made ? Where did that Australian come from ? And I swear that was a dominoes pizza from australia :S

[Nano1124NarDog]

"Keep it together Scorpian"

[shadowthehh2]

so doing this next time i order pizza....

[WinterWolf94]

this sucks

[kneltdark]

@WinterWolf94 no

[chantface]

An Australian?!

[MEMPHISBUTCHA]

Man I remember wen I got 6 medium pizzas free. I ate 1 1/2 by my self and had enough for the who week ! U got to freeze em thow then re-heat in oven.

[TheXclamationPoint]

my compliments to the Mario Brothers

[rodguardado24]

I love this show its awesome and sub-zero FTW

[demonxerov2]

And to think he got pissed at sub zero for stealing a guys soul.

[raihan200]

That's so gay but funny.

[dustin273]

lol XD



[RelentlessRevolver7]

Hahaha scorpion and I should share a pizza

[Want3dB]

3:27 only scorpion can eat pizza with his mask on.

[Sonichero151]

i like how scorpion is trying REALLY hard to not murder this guy.....but he failed just like how kratos failed in not killing Hera in GoW 3

[juwjuw225]

I know what thats like killing the pizza guy not being $3 short those asshole

[takoon513]

LOL fucking amazing

[hypersonamyguy]

HA best way to get pizza!!

[walther89]

Ohh copong :D

[oatmeal1321]

GET OVER HERE!

[TheGarganchua]

is this smosh?

[MrHarrytheJew]

I didn't know Joey from Yu-Gi-Oh had work.

[manuelbatista99]

hahha wow

[KspreeTheUnicorn]

pffff first they want to make scorpion look smart and than that well sub zero is cooler anyways

[hockeyhotdog11]

"oh...coupon..."

[battlefield3rocks1]

HAhahahahha

[ZeUndeadArtist]

WHERES BITE ME!!! THAT WAS AMAZING SERIES!!! WHERE IS SEASON 2

[AQnewbie]

@ZeUndeadArtist ikr i've been waiting for that for months machinima workers are dicks they put away all the good series

[GrandHardcore]

how could scorpion eat the pizza? O.o

[laverga74]

O_o lol

[ZombicidalManiac115]

sooooooo what's he gonna do when the cops show up? Well, I guess he'll kill them too. But then when the military shows up with tanks n shit he's fucked. All for a Domino's cardboard pizza? Papa John's in better.

[shingo401]

Instead of killing him at the end I would've been like nah It never came by so can I get my free pizza?Because its been like a whole hour.

[death0note0owner08]

damn you don't get between scorpion and his pizza

[skilla2k8]

WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT!

[DjDefero]

28 fucking DOLLARS!!! God Damn you Dominos!

[GBWii]

Sub Zero looks as Anthony from smosh

[powersoftritone]

Great, but the constant zooming in and out and going out of focus is fucking annoying

[Uriel6178]

i was hoping for scorpion to do a fatality on the pizza guy.

[NostalgicVHardcore]

thumbs up if you believe there getting more better?

[KeKeKeilan]

@NostalgicVHardcore Why did you make 2 posts asking for thumbs for pretty much the same reason? Cause you're such a thumbs up whore, I'm thumbing both down.

[MrTHEGANGSTAA]

fucking funny

[becketto]

"My compliments to the mario brothers" ROFL.

[m4dm3th0d]

getting better guys :D

[gonzas16]

"i got my card on my other wallet , GET OVER HERE " EPICCC

[Dersabom]

NOT EVEN FUNNY

[knifewieldingwomen]

im dizzy

[sciomancy6]

Finally, they used their powers! lol

[gh3rockzzV2]

PIZZAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[TheTropicthunder13]

So that's where he put the coupon.

[PowerStunna]

lol get over here and gimme my pizza!

[Polacoimigrant]

i like it when scorpion gets all mad n shit

[operationkilled]

and who is that neighbor who keeps ninja dog?

[nikeroyal13]

he had some major issues